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What is his problem?

>> No.19655867

>>19655860
how many ice cream do they sell in one day? like 2 or 3?

>> No.19655890

>>19655860
He rages against the drying of the ligth.

>> No.19655895

>>19655860
how is he not crushing each cone into dust every time he touches them? I can't get them out of the wrapper in one piece

>> No.19655898

>>19655867
This. Fuck them. We hate them for being foreign as well.

>> No.19655942

>>19655867
i do wonder.
This stuff is funny once, but imagine waiting in line for him to do this to 10 people just to eat icecream, i simply wouldn't

>> No.19655969

I would have picked that motherfucker up by his neck with one arm and thrown his ass across the fucking street into another building and left him for dead while I got my own icekweem.

>> No.19655998

>>19655898
>>19655969
Lactose intolerant cope, whites cannot handle the power of Big Turkish Ice Cream

>> No.19656007
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19656007

>>19655860
he is on the path of self improvement, he is actually fighting his genetic urge to scam you and just take your money and not provide a service, or perhaps it is divine intervention much like the Jim Carrey movie Liat Liar, In which he is in a situation that he cannot lie even though he wants to.

>> No.19656024

>>19655860
I wouldn't even be mad if i got goofed on this hard. This is hilarious and i love to see this guy having so much fun at his job.

>> No.19656028

>>19655860
That sticky ice cream cone is sticking to his hands.

>> No.19656029

>>19656024
Are you female or a virgin

>> No.19656049
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19656049

>>19655860
I was hoping he would just work the ice cream like that for 45 minutes and not give her anything

>> No.19656052 [DELETED] 

>>19656029
Reported for grooming on a blue board fuck off nonce

>> No.19656055

>>19656029
Would you believe me if i said both

>> No.19656112

>keeps touching the food
gross

>> No.19656252

>>19656112
You realise that when someone makes a pizza for you they also touch 95% of every ingredient?

>> No.19656269
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19656269

We need to declare war on turks

>> No.19656281

>>19656029
Im retarded

>> No.19657009
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>>19655860
You think that's impressive? check out these moves.

>> No.19657031

>>19656252
nice you've just ruined pizza

>> No.19657035

>>19655998
You seem confused friend. Need to brush up on your stereotypes

>> No.19657141
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19657141

Now post the one where the fat kid just wrestles the cone out of him

>> No.19657247

>>19657141
the best one is where the little girl looks sad when he's doing the tricks and just walks away and the guy has to run out of the shop and hand it to her

>> No.19657260

>>19657009
That's what a Chad look like. Watch and learn boys.

>> No.19657268

>>19657009
Holy shit is that real?

>> No.19657269
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19657269

>>19655860
How is Turkish ice cream? I know it doesn't melt and it's stickier, but is it as good as I'm imagining?

>> No.19657272

>>19657141
Best is where the paki alpha absolutely mogs the t*rkish ice cream man and makes him grovel.

>> No.19657287

>>19657269
it’s shit

>> No.19657321

>>19657009
The little spin is pretty good but popcorn is flying everywhere!

>> No.19657699

>>19657269
why do you think they have to perform to sell a product?

>> No.19657750
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19657750

>>19657269
is this a giant Hubba Bubba blob?

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19657763

>>19657269
It's good but not exactly mindblowing. More like a firm-ish "cold dessert" than what you'd expect from icecream. You can usually find this kind in turkish stores.

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19657767

>>19655860
Why isn't his nuts filled with deenz?

>> No.19657772

>>19655860
He saw a chick and is freaking out?
It's that thing on his head.

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19657799

>>19657272
>mogs
>t*rkish

rethink your posting style fuckwit

>> No.19657873

>>19657009
saint

>> No.19657887

>>19655860
they should open one of these in america so they can get shot by some fat fuck

>> No.19657900

>>19656269
I can fix her

>> No.19657988
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19657988

>>19655860
Total turk genocide!

>> No.19658762

>>19656007
Kek

>> No.19658776

>>19655860
inflation, totalitarian regime, chinese illegal police stations, dispute over cuisine with greece, islam to name the few.

>> No.19658779

>>19657009
I respect people who treat their job seriously.

>> No.19658795

>>19656007
fuck, reminded me of fuckin Turk airlines who stole my money, they literally sold me a ticket when they didn't fly because of global influenza panic. Fucking roaches.

>> No.19658810

>>19657799
>t. mogged t*rk

>> No.19658921

>>19658776
>inflation, totalitarian regime, chinese illegal police stations
You could easily be talking about the USA


>dispute over cuisine with greece, islam
or Europe

>> No.19658973

>>19658921
that's the global sabotage for you

>> No.19659000

>>19657900
what's there to fix she's perfect

>> No.19659658

>>19655998
>white people
>lactos intolerant

what kind of alternate dimension did i wake up in today.

>> No.19659661

>>19656252
after touching all the ingredients in a pizza, the pizza is then subjected to 800 degrees of bacteria destroying heat. what sanitization process is that brown gremlin deploying before serving the ice cream to the consumer?

>> No.19659667

>>19657321
>clean it up, janny

>> No.19659679

>>19657799
t*rkroach detected

>> No.19659685

>>19657763
How does it compare to modern American “Frozen Dairy Dessert“

>> No.19659803

The fact that all turks who sell icecream copied eachother is mega cringe.

>> No.19659814

>>19655867
They're selling entertainment. They probably make way more from that.

>> No.19659837
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19659837

Why is he wearing that hat that you see monkeys wear?

>> No.19659871

>>19656055
Shut up tranny

>> No.19659877

>>19659871
not a tranny, just a regular girl that is saving her first time to a man that knows how to cook.

>> No.19659887

>>19659877
My dude, if you want to fap with your cringe internet sex roleplay shit, do it in the place for that. Here we're shitting on cockrach "ice cream" and its handlers.

>> No.19659901

>>19659814
ok but they can't possibly do that to every single costumer do they? is it just for tourists? I mean, if i was an average turk buying ice cream should i assume every time the dude is gonna fuck with me ?

>> No.19659978

>>19657269
>start the reactor

>> No.19660003

>>19657009
That's why you always ask for the fat boy to make your food

>> No.19660041

>>19660003
>That's why you always ask for the fat boy to make your food
They know how to entertain you while giving you the itis.

>> No.19660049

>>19660041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg2Bjlg2wyI

>> No.19662175

>>19655998
Never heard of roach ice cream untill today.

>> No.19662537
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19662537

>>19659978
Kek

>> No.19662754

>>19655860
because they do shit like this I'd never go to a turkish restaurant. I don't someone juggling my fucking plate of food for 10 minutes before letting me have it.

>> No.19662784

>>19657009
Based, but is that butter he is drenching it in?

>> No.19662821

>>19656007
good post

>> No.19664038

>>19659000
Being a mohammedan

>> No.19664066

>>19662784
it's butter flavored sneed oil

>> No.19664080

>>19662784
yes... butter..

>> No.19664324

>>19657750
It’s a galroid

>> No.19664351

>>19664324
learn to spell shit for brains

>> No.19664878

>>19656269
I would do anything for her...

>> No.19664884

>>19657009
we've all come to see the fat reddit popcorn man

>> No.19664951

>>19655969
Right there, in the middle of Berlin? You would've been mobbed by dozens of other Turks. How dare you disrespect them in their country!

>> No.19665123

>>19657900
No you can’t. Look at the eyes, that is a snicker who is doomed to live out her days as a dead-inside and humorless cunt. I blame her uncles for all the fucked up shit they made her do in her pre-adolescence. The eyes don’t lie, she has checked out of this life.

>> No.19665127

>>19657988
Simian, some might say.

>> No.19665150 [DELETED] 

>>19655860
He HATES niggers.