/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19653476]

If this isn't your favorite hot sauce, you're an elitist faggot.

[Anonymous No.19653503]

[Anonymous No.19653506]

>>19653476
Made the mistake of jerking off after eating tortilla chips with hot sauce and salsa. Not a good time.

[Anonymous No.19653507]

>>19653476
I like the buffalo version better but original is okay too

[1 updoot No.19653516]

[Anonymous No.19653538]

>>19653506
Mad the mystac of jerkon off aftre eton tortila chyps wyth haught sas & salca. Naught a gode tyme.

[Anonymous No.19653557]

I don't like Franks. I like Texas Pete a lot more.
I was disappointed as hell the first time I made buffalo chicken dip with franks.
Just don't like the taste for some reason.

[Anonymous No.19653870]

>>19653476
>NFL shill

[Anonymous No.19654055]

>>19653476
but vinegar-based sauces don't go with everything, let alone powerfully vinegary ones like franks

[Anonymous No.19654124]

>>19654055
You're wrong

[Anonymous No.19654138]

It's not my favorite, but I'll always keep some in the fridge.

[Anonymous No.19654180]

>>19653476
I'm a heterosexual elitist and even I know Frank's Red Hot is gay double-entendre for anal intercourse

[Anonymous No.19654272]

>>19653476
If you dont make your own youre a pathetic faggot

[Anonymous No.19654539]

>>19653538
This nigga speaking welsh

[Anonymous No.19654549]

>>19653476
you could drink that and not even notice its hot sauce. Not a bad taste but it is the tamest shit in the world, grandma tier and has no kick

[Anonymous No.19654705]

>>19653476
Not true. My favorite sauce is Tabasco. Hardly some "elitist sauce," whatever that means.

[Perfidious Albion !tTLhRyEY8Y No.19654725]

>>19653476
Some of us want a flavor that's more than just mildly spicy vinegar, sorry

[Anonymous No.19654815]

>>19654725
>being elitest about hotsauce

[Anonymous No.19654818]

>>19653476
there's already a hot sauce thread you retarded faggot
>>19613673

[Anonymous No.19654881]

>>19654815
people having opinions about food on a food board, wow, im shocked

[Anonymous No.19654909]

>>19654881
>not understanding the irony of this

>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today
>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

[Anonymous No.19654928]

>>19654909
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.19654930]

>>19654909
Is everything ok at home anon? i didn't read your silly reddit fanfiction with millenial writing btw, you lost me at beardy mcbeardman, save that shit for your netflix original

[Anonymous No.19655000]

>>19653476
evropoor here, i can barely taste it. if this is what americans call hot sauce, it confuses and befuddles me
why not just praise tabasco at that point, much spicier and fuller flavor

[Anonymous No.19655036]

>newfags unironicaly replying to the hot sauce schizo (probably the first replies he got in months)
sure is summer in here