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>> No.19622300
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>>19622291
>Fast Food

>> No.19622321

>>19622291
When I got my license I would go to a McDonalds drive thru a few times a week after school because I was an idiot who didn't understand money. For some reason it was entirely staffed by black girls who all looked like variation of your pic, all of whom were several years older than me. They'd all come to the window and flirt with me when I drove around to get my order, sometimes for 10+ minutes if it was a slow day and no one was behind me. A real life "he cute" moment. Looking back, it would have been the easiest pussy ever but I was 16 and it wouldn't have been right.

>> No.19622367

my worst fast food experience is every time I go it's expensive and disappointing

>> No.19622370

self restraint and self sacrifice are needed for success. >>19622321 you will make it

>> No.19622412

>>19622367
This. Never has buying fast food been a rewarding or fulfilling experience. It's always just regret and indigestion.

>> No.19622523

>>19622291
>swung by Jack in the Crack at 2 Am for obvious reasons
>ordered chickemtatermelt, they tell me to pull around and wait
>a little loopy, so I go with it and end up waiting 30 minutes
>spin around back thru mad but decide to be a decent person and be forgiving
>"we're so sorry! Just us 2, blah blah" no prob, just gimme my stuff
>get home and it's a fucking CHEESEBURGER AAAAAAHABNSOFDNDBWDVNDENXBNF I ICUHDHF
I still don't eat there anymore

>> No.19622573

>>19622321
Lol u weren’t too young. Just too beta. Don’t worry most men are like u.

>> No.19622600

>>19622523
nigger why you think you were the only one high off their tits at JitB at 2am? whouldve went inside and gotten the bants and free food.

>> No.19622611

>>19622321
kwab this faggot could have been getting his dick wet three times a week in high school but it 'wouldn't have been right', the fuck does that even mean

>> No.19622643

>>19622611
yeah bruh you be straight missin out on dat herp an da clap, no cap.

>> No.19622661

>Go to Chipotle
>They're filling meat in tiny fucking cups to measure servings
>immediately leave

>> No.19622776

>>19622611
i can tell you had no father

>> No.19622794

That one time the guy taking my order at Taco Bell propositioned me and gave me bad head in the men’s bathroom. I was expecting better based on his look…

>> No.19622816

>>19622794
One time the guy behind the counter at Burger King flirted with me in an extremely transparent way. As I am not gay I politely rebuffed him, but it was kind of a pick-me-up desu. It is however somewhat disconcerting that something about my appearance made him so certain I was gay that he just immediately went for it.

>> No.19622818

>>19622291
its not always very bad service from employees, in the west, simply walking in and seeing all the subhuman filth makes it a bad experience.

>> No.19622890

>>19622291
>end franchising
>completely automate everything
only then will i consider ever going back to fast food places. the human workers are paid too little to give a shit about quality and the franchise owners always cheap out.

>> No.19622922

>>19622291
90% of the time if a restaurant is staffed mostly with blacks it's shit, not just fast food either

>> No.19622936

>>19622291
I live in middle of nowhere canada and we got a KFC not too long ago, and it's the worst fast food place I've ever been to. Without fail, every single time I order from there they're out of something, "we don't have that chicken sandwich", "we're out of that dip", "we don't have dark meat". Everything takes fucking forever even though there's lots of people working. Once you've got your order figured out they almost always forget stuff so you always have to double check. It's also staffed 100% by pajeets that don't understand english

>> No.19622937

>>19622291
probably that time taco bell called the cops on me

>> No.19623152

>/ck/: grocery store and fast food discussion

>> No.19623196

>>19622291
My worst fast food experiences are literally every time I go because it's fucking fast food.

>> No.19623268

>qt immigrant at the checkout haven't seen there before
>ask for 10 chicken nuggets
>she didn't understand me, have to say it again
>she nods, I pay
>receipt says 10 fucking McChickens
>try to tell her it's wrong, she doesn't understand a thing i'm saying
It was quickly resolved after that with the other cashier resolving the problem. The immigrant really thought I was fat enough to buy 10 McChickens which hurt my feelings. Didn't see her there after that day though

>> No.19623289

>>19622611
You are a certified niggerfaggot who licks people's assholes with your tongue and you certainly will die from an HPV induced cancer.

>> No.19623290

I've never had a fast food experience, but school lunch was undercooked. Therefore, school lunch is worse than fast food.

>> No.19623295

>>19622291
>This lady right here didn't wanted to take my order this third time I went because I'm WHITE !
based

>> No.19623297

>>19622816
Not many people know but Burger King has established work-release programs with minimum security prisons

>> No.19623302

i went to popeyes on three separate occasions, two different locations. all three times, months apart from each other, they told me they were out of chicken. all three times, twice at one location and once at another. how the FUCK does a place that only sells chicken run out of chicken? close the fucking store then! what the fuck am I gonna eat, a motherfucking biscuit? fuck you!

>> No.19623303

>>19622291
Chubby highschooler behind the counter at Chick Fil A in Little Rock recognized me (24 years old) because I went too many times and started small talk. I knew I could never go back.

>> No.19623318

>>19623302
They obviously are lying and don’t like you. You also probably ordered more than they wanted make at that time.

>> No.19623326

>>19622611
He wasn't into bestiality

>> No.19623359

>>19623318
i ordered a single regular meal in the middle of the day. i've never eaten popeyes before and wanted to try some. to this day i have no tried popeyes because at this point i'm just not going back

>> No.19623365

>>19623302
>>19623359
Never worked at a popeyes but have at another place that sells mainly fried chicken
Either the person doing the orders that get delivered biweekly fucked up and didn't order enough boxes of chicken
Or there isn't anything already cooked and waiting under the heat lamp and they know that 99% of people won't sit there and wait for the 15-17 minutes that it takes for bone-in fried chicken to cook so they even don't bother suggesting it, easier to say they're out right now than badger the cook on how many minutes left constantly

>> No.19623394

>>19622291
>walk into subway
>only one there
>starts making my sandwich
>adds cheese and meat
>two people walk in
>sets my sandwich aside
>ask them what they want
>leave
haven't been to a subway since

>> No.19623398

>>19623365
It’s a chicken place. They should be cooking constantly so that doesn’t happen. Don’t try to defend these retardation.

>> No.19623407

>>19622291
Our Taco Bell should be burned to the ground with the franchise owner inside of it.

Legitimate and I am not being ironic or exaggerating for (you)s or just being dramatic for effect. 20-50 minute wait times for an order through the drive through. It has been this way for years. Not for huge ass party sized orders. I mean 2 tacos and a drink meal. It ONLY survives because for some mind boggling reason it manages to stay open till 3AM when everything else in this town closes at 1AM due to the coof. Drunk fuckwads will pass out in the drive through waiting for their order because what do they care?

It is the most inefficient piece of shit establishment I have ever had the misfortune of visiting and I wish it a fiery end. For reference the taco johns quite literally across the street can whip you up 6 pack and a pound in 2 1/2 minutes flat.

>> No.19623412

Every bad fast food experience I have ever had was with blacks working

>> No.19623415

If I ever order Taco Bell past 7pm, it's prepared by their night shift crew and they are AWFUL. Every time I've ordered, my order has been fucked up in some way, whether it's ice cold, they forgot some shit or they just tell me "We outta meat." or something absolutely ridiculous like that.

The entire crew is imported from the ghetto, they're the only black people I see in my nimby colony. I'm so sick of this shit. I used to only order fast food when I got out of work late, past 6 or so, but now I can't even do that.

Last time I ordered, they said they were out of cheese and everything I got was fridge-cold, except the baja blast which was roomtemp with no ice.

>> No.19623416

>>19623398
If you make a bunch of chicken in advance anticipating a bunch of customers and no one actually shows up, you have 3-4 hours to sell it all before you have to throw it out and then the store loses money. Many different factors affect the number of customers such as time of day, season, weather, location, and so on. It's a careful balance that they have to strike in order to have stuff available but also not waste too much food.

>> No.19623417

>>19623394
NOOOO I WANT MY SHITTY FOOD NOW NOOOO

>> No.19623418

>>19623412
Same.

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>>19623415
>roomtemp with no ice.
HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY ALWAYS OUT OF ICE? THERE IS A MACHINE, NO THERE ARE MULTIPLE MACHINES, THAT ONLY MAKE ICE. THEY REQUIRE ONE INGREDIENT. WATER.

HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE ICE WITH REDUNDANT ICE ONLY PURPOSED MACHINES THAT ONLY REQUIRE POWER AND WATER?!

>> No.19623469

>>19623440
They weren't out of ice, they were too lazy to add it.

>> No.19623495

>>19623469
That actually reduces the profit margin on the drinks. I thought fastfood places were supposed to give you shitloads of ice for that reason.

>> No.19623498

>>19623495
Used to be that way, but nogs gonna nog.

>> No.19623560

>>19622321
don't worry anon, ~50% of black women have an incurable STD according to the CDC so you dodged a bullet.

>> No.19623579

>>19623268
I like my boss. he does interviews in the store, and at least twice I've heard a coworker ask "gonna hire them?" "no, they don't speak english"

>> No.19623590

>>19623268
That is kind of adorable
But yes she should learn to speak fucking English, there's no excuse

>> No.19623653

>>19623560
At 14 it's unlikely that they have those STDs yet but the behavior anon described is how they get them.

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>>19623653
>unlikely
>at 14

>> No.19623846 [DELETED] 

>>19622321
Timmy.....tf you doing man

>> No.19623860
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They forgot my second sauce

>> No.19623894

>>19622291
these hood ass nigger baddies make my dick diamonds

>> No.19623955

>>19622291
>early uni days
>had classes until evening
>on my way back stop at a horse burger joint because I can't be bothered to cook at this point
>place is busy, guy at the counter is kind of a sperg that doesn't know what he's doing
>I get my order, realize the guy didn't charge me for it
>I sit down to eat it because I didn't want to wrestle though the crowd
>afterwards stand in line until it's my turn and tell him he forgot to charge me
>everyone looks at me
>many surprised I'd bother with this, guy that was in line behind me even says "You stood in line for that?"
>fast walk out after paying
I've never been more embarrassed while dining other than the time my dad drunkenly tried to order food at a chinese place. I brought it on myself really. At least the guy at the counter was nice about it.

>> No.19623986

>>19623303
I know you

>> No.19623988

>>19622321
t. thinks women call him honey because they are into him

>> No.19624050

>>19623417
Yes? He ordered first, his order should be finished before the people who came in after him are served. I'd have said something to the retard working there.

>> No.19624816

>>19623955
Don't be embarassed for being White

>> No.19624838

>>19622890
Correction: Niggers don't care about dey jobs regardless of how much they get paid, if it is a primarily white fast food place it is usually decent unless it is cleatus behind the counter

>> No.19624862

>>19622816
Gay dudes are shameless and see it as a badge of honor to “turn” a straight so they flirt with everyone.

Source: it came to me in a dream

>> No.19624873

If im eating fast food I have very, very low expectations. That being said I can't recall a bad experience. Got my order wrong? Depending on just how wrong it is determines whether I bother mentioning it at all. I'm not going to die if I eat onion rings instead of French fries.

>> No.19624874

>>19623268
It’s not the cashiers responsibility to care about your health. I’d serve you ten mcchickens because that what I think you ordered and I don’t give a shit about what you’re doing with them. No one does. Cashiers don’t actually judge you. You aren’t worth it.

>> No.19624880

>>19623955
That's nothing to be embarrassed about anon. You have a good head on your shoulders.

>> No.19624887

>>19622291
One time I went through a drive through and apparently I was the recipient of a "pay it forward" I politely refused and only wanted to pay for my order offering to just pass it to the next person. They got real huffy with me saying it was a huge hassle. Then why let the first person do it to begin with. I don't want to be part of that shit. Just let me pay for my food and not have to worry about a minivan pulling up and putting in a $60 order when I only wanted a burger and small fries.

>> No.19624897

>>19624887
Lol the idea of an anon being on some tiktok video, using acts of kindness as a way to get likes is funny to me.

>> No.19624900

>>19622291
The fact that a thread about fast food gets way more attention than any thread about an actual anon cooking tells you all you need to know about this board.
This board is full of manbaby low IQ cooklet losers.
Actually it's probably good you enormous bunch of morons don't comment on actual cooking.
Enjoy your McChickens and hot pockets you virgin, sink pissing, degenerate tranny-loving homosexual faggots.

>> No.19624904

>>19624900
>he still hasn't come to terms that /ck/ doesn't care about cooking

>> No.19624909

>>19622291
I ordered wendy's for pickup online, when I got there and he doors were locked so I waited 15 minutes in the drivethrough with my boyfriend who was feeling sick, when i get to the intercom they tell me to come inside, I come inside and they hand me the wrong order and I wait another 10 minutes for them to make it. When I order pick-up from subway or McDonald's I'm ouit in less than a minute.

>> No.19624919

>>19624900
It's called food and cooking. Food comes first before cooking.

>> No.19624954

>>19624050
No. If you’re short staffed and its a line assembly kind of place like Subway you serve a bunch of customers at once. Everyone gets their meat & cheese, then everyone gets their toppings, then everyone gets rung up. It doesn’t make sense to take one customer all the way down the line, cash them out then go back to the beginning.

>> No.19624960

>>19624897
Is that how it works? Its just a stunt for views? Is the tiktok guy paying for all the orders? I assumed the first person paid for their and the next person's order and then you are expected to pay for the next person and so on.

>> No.19624974

>>19624887
Man I'd hate that shit too, them getting pissy with you about it, god.

>> No.19624999

I actively avoid my local dunkin donuts during peak student employee hours because they suck to the point where they fuck up a simple black coffee.

>> No.19625015

>>19622291
Every time I've been to Arby's over the past decade has been the new worst experience. A new one is opening up close to my house so maybe things will turn around.

>>19622661
>>Go to Chipotle
>>They're filling meat in tiny fucking cups to measure servings
>>immediately leave
Stopped going to Chipotle when they started killing people with dookie food poisoning

>> No.19625024

>>19623495
>That actually reduces the profit margin on the drinks. I thought fastfood places were supposed to give you shitloads of ice for that reason.
If that were true I think more places would push the frozen drinks. A large Frozen Coke from McDonalds is downable in like 3 sips. There isn't much actual beverage in there.

>> No.19625035

>>19624900
sorry your shitty cook along got pushed off page 10 with 6 replies

>> No.19625068

>>19623302
Every time I've been to Popeyes the lady in the drove through informs me theu are out of chicken but then she starts laughing and says "I'm jus playin baby. Wut kin I git you?" its become a weird routine.

>> No.19625072

>>19623394
>They laugh at you as you waddle out in a huff

>> No.19625077

>>19624974
Right? Like I get being neighborly and all that jazz, but you are relying on the good will of others. I pull into a drive through and expect to pay 10 bucks max. I don't want to worry that I'm now having to pay for some asshole who over ordered just to make myself feel good.

>> No.19625099

>>19625077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATjL9CmwkCo

>> No.19625110

>>19623407
You're describing the Penn Station near me. You can be the only customer in there and wait 15 minutes for a sandwich that looks like it was thrown together in 5 seconds. It's happened exactly that way every time I've thought, "that was a while ago maybe I'll give them another chance"

>> No.19625112

>>19624900
i just piss directly on the floor desu

>> No.19625146

>>19623302
Was it when the supply chain was all fucked up post-covid? I think there was a chicken shortage at the time as well because farmers had to catch up to the sudden increase in demand.

>> No.19625161

>>19624900
>literally no one:
>you: TRANNIES REEEEEEE
Obsession by Calvin klein

>> No.19625282

I went to a burger king a few years ago and the guy was so stoned he was unable to take my order after several attempts. I gave up and went to the mcd next door and had no problemst there.
But I stopped going to mcd too because they've been hiring brown / black people around here and welp I'm not paying for that. I'm not taking a risk getting hepatitis or bodily fluid in my food so I haven't eaten fast food in several years now.

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>>19625146
Not him but Popeyes got wrecked by the hype over the chicken sandwich and couldn't keep up with demand, causing some franchise locations to fuck up and run out of chicken. They also ran sales that they couldnt keep up with and would get pranked by fake online coupons that some locations would try to honor and get totally fucked.

It's a good lesson in how there is such a thing as too much success / growth that occurs too fast. The restaurant business in particular is kind of shit all-around. I live in Florida and there are a million fast casual chicken restaurants opening up here. It's the hip new thing. Latest is some place called "huey magoos". I don't think there is any chicken shortage overall.

>> No.19625316 [DELETED] 

>>19624909
post tits you little slut

>> No.19625437

>>19622936
I have never been to a clean KFC in my country. I don't know if that is universal elsewhere but every single one has been a dirty sticky shithole. And their fries are terrible. They advertised that they'd been improved and they were still worthless.

>> No.19625467

>>19625437
All the nice KFC's are in Asia now. There are some American chains that only exist there, too, like Kenny Roger's Roasters.

I remember being college and getting KFC buffet when drunk and it was glorious. It's all shit now, though. Nobody actually gets the chicken anymore, but I've heard good things about their chicken sandwich.

>> No.19625470

>>19624954
The sandwich wagie thinks he's an efficiency expert. Cute.

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19625479

>get fast food once in a blue moon
>recognize person working there as someone I went to high school with
>make sure to never go there again

>> No.19625520

>>19622321
My man you would have gotten STD’s, bullet dodged fr fr

>> No.19625559

>>19623955
No shame in being a moral and respectable individual, I hope you cook for yourself now

>> No.19625573

>>19622291
>All ways
>I’m white
I doubt it

>> No.19625580

>>19622611
im so glad i didnt waste my virginity on some quick fuck. married 10 years later to him

>> No.19625584

>>19623955
You don't have to post your hand. We know you're White.

>> No.19625588

>>19622600
jacks over here close their lobbies by 10pm, been in several states and they're almost always like that. WA/AZ locations do this, some CA ones.

>> No.19625595

>>19625470
sandwich artist*
she's*
afficiency*

>> No.19625604
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>go to fastfood
>order burger, fries, soda and an icecream
>they give me burger, soda and icecream
>start eating
>cutie cashier comes, apologizes about forgetting the fries
>gives me my fries and a free cookie
That's it

>> No.19625606

>>19625595
>afficiency
kek

>> No.19625619

>>19624874
the local esl seething at white people having critical thinking skills

>> No.19625620

>>19623407
There's a Taco Bell next to a Zip's burgers thats just like this. Ordered a expensive ass chicken chalupa; they tried to give me a $1.49 chipotle rice wrap.

>> No.19625623

>>19623303
>he didn't tap

>> No.19625636

>>19624838
I once assumed a white Chick-Fil-A cashier was lying to me when he said his location didn't serve lunch at all times but after calling later I realized how cynical my expectations of fast food employees had become.

>> No.19625641

>>19625479
I'm 30 so if I saw someone I went to high school with working at McDonald's I'd probably call their name out and try to talk to them and make them feel like a complete failure, despite being a failure NEET myself, which is even worse than working at McDonald's in the grand scheme of things. But they don't know that I'm a NEET.
>>19625467
I have a friend in China that shows me Chinese KFC, and it looks dogshit. Like it's not even real meat.
>>19625604
What if the cashier forgot your fries on purpose just so she could be alone with you for that brief moment?

>> No.19625643

>>19624887
>hey so uhm anon i know you only wanted to spend $9 but could you pay forward this $60 pwetty pwease?
how is this anon even in the wrong? whose okay with suddenly being expected to pay 5x what you wanted to? zoomers are delusional with their money

>> No.19625654

>>19625641
Yeah maybe not mainland China. I dunno.

>> No.19625661

>>19622321
Based lying SJW anon trying to defuse a subtle racism thread

>> No.19625664

>>19625661
Maybe that anon just has what black chicks crave

>> No.19625702

>dad had a lactose intolerance
>still loved fast food, particularly wendy's
>be 9 year old me, get home from school, dad clearly had a bad day at work
>asks if I want to go to wendy's
>sure why not
>always ordered in to eat so we could talk, he'd get a double with NO CHEESE
>wait for our food, get it and go sit down
>he opens his burger to check like he always does
>two slices of fucking cheese
>can see his face go from enraged to deathly calm
>"anon, put your food in the bag and follow me"
>he walks up to the counter
>asks if he can talk to the manager
>20 something obese woman waddles up to the register
>"is there a problem sir?"
>first thing he does is whip the open burger as hard as he can at her
>hits her square in the cheek
>I ASKED FOR NO FUCKING CHEESE
>grabs my hand and we walk out
>drives us home
>we never speak of this again
>never gets arrested
RIP dad, miss you

>> No.19625721

>>19625702
well i can bet you they never fucked that up again. being yelled at is one thing, but your average wagie manager will definitely remember getting smacked with a cheeseburger for fucking it up.

>> No.19625726

>>19625467
I guess that'd make sense since in asia they probably have far more competition.
>Nobody actually gets the chicken anymore, but I've heard good things about their chicken sandwich.
To be fair that's probably true. Their wraps and burger variants are fine but overpriced for what you get.

>> No.19625729

>>19625604
sleep tight bugger

>> No.19625793

>>19624887
Just say thanks and end the chain

>> No.19625823

>>19625702
Rip to your old man. Im sure he's throwing burgers at wagies in heaven right now

>> No.19625865

>>19625664
True, he never mentioned the kinda car he was driving, coulda rolled up in dads Bentley.

>> No.19625894

>>19623955
Don't feel bad, I would probably do the same. I've corrected cashiers before because they forgot to scan something and just went ahead and bagged it.

>> No.19625898

>>19622291
I put those out of my head quick
I do remember having a bad ff exp. they were just taking for ever to get my simple order. as I was looking about I noticed a paper next to the register I was at.
It looked to be a page of coupons and when I checked, no one was paying any attention to me so I grabbed the sheet and folded it up into my pocket it went
when I got home I remembered I needed to see what I got for my troubles and it was 4 coupons for free 3 piece hot and spicy chicken selects (or original)
It was for the employees to give to family members to try, is what it said at the top of the paper.
a bad situation turned into a good one

RIP chicken selects

>> No.19625904

>>19625316
I just can't believe you think that a woman posted that and not a gay man

>> No.19625913

>be in high school
>order food from lucille's bbq
>bring home start to eat
>burger tastes funny
>meh what could happen? some food poisoning and some time off school? eat it
>not even thirty minutes later in and out of the bathroom with the shits
>get real nauseous, force throw up what I ate
>fine the rest of the night
>every few days from then on no matter what I ate start to get food poisoning like symptoms
>in and out of hospitals for at least three years
>they cant figure out the problem
>get sent to scottsdale arizona mayo clinic
>they figure it out in three days
>a bug went through my system bug emitting gasses
>paralyzed parts of my stomach and intestines
>got gastroparesis, a disease usually caught by diabetics who continue to be unhealthy but can be got in extreme cases by food poisoning

>> No.19625921

>>19625913
at least you didn't eat a wageslaves poop
glad to see you recovered anon

>> No.19625933

all my bad fast food experiences pretty much boil down to one of the following
>forgetting the sauce
>forgetting my drink
>putting pickles in my burger when i specify no pickles
>forgetting fries
>food cold
>food not cooked right (recently had a kfc zinger burger that was tough as fuck to chew through)
>waiting too long in drive thru (had to wait like 15 minutes 2 nights ago because there were only 2 people working at mcdonalds and i saw the bitch moving slowly)

>> No.19625940

>>19625933
post body

>> No.19625942

>>19624900
hey! i dont like trannies

>> No.19626002

>>19624900
im high iq good cook.
>>19624900
>This board is full of manbaby low IQ cooklet losers
90% of any group is beta and pathetic. billionaires, millionaiores, trillionaires, 90% of them are beta and weak.

>> No.19626099

>>19625940
buy me dinner first

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>>19623988
Yes.

>> No.19626271

>>19622776
my dad called me a faggot because he saw this girl flirting with me but I was too beta to do anything, after that I manned up and fucked bitches to make him proud

>> No.19626639

>>19623407
Gresham, Oregon on Burnside?

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>>19625913
damn

>> No.19626821

>>19623268
I live in London and I hate how many fucking dickheads I have to interact with in certain services that barely speak English. I have to speak to slowly and repeat myself so much so the dumb Indian can at least get started in getting my order wrong. I hate Indians so much

>> No.19626828

>>19622321
Why would you have sex with animals???

>> No.19626835

>>19625702
Based dad.

>> No.19626840

>>19625702
i'm lactose intolerant and i can eat all the cheese i want. your dads just a sperg

>> No.19626853

>>19626821
I live in an area with a bunch of Brazilians and Chinese expats and it's fucking a nightmare. I cannot fathom moving to another country without a basic grasp of the most common language. At least most of the time the Brazilians have the decency to fire up Google translate to telle me what they need rather than trying to argue and haggle.

>> No.19626870

>>19622291
based. I'm rather enjoying the meme of white people assuming everyone is being anti white, mostly because there is a lot of truth in it, and even when it's not the case, it doesn't hurt to remind everyone we now have an openly anti white popular culture and you are being cool, hip counter culture for saying "it's because im white!"
this will start white people actually having a tiny amount of in group preference, something that has been washed away from our brains completely after just 3 generations. Merely helping someone else just because they are white like you has been edgy and even labeled sinister thanks to jewish movies and television.

tl;dr
we're back

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>>19622291
>Go to Chipotle
>lone white girl struggling to do 3 jobs while several black employees moving a foot an hour are dicking around doing nothing
>takes 45 minutes to get my order in
>go to bathroom
>remove burrito and take a fat shit in my bag
>as leaving through parking lot find employee cars
>smash my shit across the side of the first Nissan Altima I see, smear it all over the door handle with remnant of bag
>leave

don't fuck with me chipotle

>> No.19626915

>>19626897
based

>> No.19626921

>>19626897
lmao similar story
>go to Burger King
>all black staff, oh boy here we go
>fat lady at register talking to grill cook
>looks at me briefly and keeps talking
>awkward so I just stand there
>finally she comes over takes order
>comes out cold and burger is incorrect
>go to the bathroom
>shit on the floor and then curb stomp the shit so it sprays everywhere
>wipe shit from shop on door handle
>leave
>throw clothes away when I get home

>> No.19626928

>be me
>walk into place of business
>staff is all black
>leave without buying anything
>call corporate and falsely claim "Darnell" was doing cocaine in the bathroom

>> No.19626931

>>19626921
>they have curbs in american toilet rooms

>> No.19626935

>>19626928
unironically do this to target employees who put pronouns on their name badge.

>> No.19626939

>>19622291
i put in an anonymous tip on the Burger King website once after they possibly forgot a burger one time
was high as a kite in the drive through
never going there again

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>>19626897
one time this chipotle was really fucking with me so I ordered 3 burritos and shove them down the bathroom toilet one after the other foil and all and clogged it.

I took a dump on the clogged toilet before leaving.


toilet vandalism is the most effect tool against capitalism.

>> No.19626953

>>19626939
what tip?
Do you at least get free meal?

>> No.19626957

>>19626953
they had a form with the time, location and date
no email required

>> No.19626961

>get job at McDonald's because they hire anyone, using fake name
>first day on job steal a case of burgers and a case of fries
>quit the next day before the deadline to produce social security or passport and verify I'm not illegal immigrant
>free food for my party over the weekend

>> No.19626979

it seems that no matter where i go, when i ask for a drink, they'll give me a small.

i have a MIGHTY THIRST, slave! quench me!

>> No.19626991

>>19626979
order a large then fatass

>> No.19627008

a thread died for this

>> No.19627014

>>19622291
She could get it.
Maybe she fuck me cause I'm WHITE !

>> No.19627018

>>19626991
i'm not fat i'm just THORSTY

>> No.19627024

>>19623394
Except for using a gift card, I haven't had subway since the pajeet bitch at 846 Powell St. gave me food poisoning in the sandwich I ordered.

>> No.19627040

>>19624900
Squirting aerosol cheese between two doritos doesn't make you good at cooking.

>> No.19627041

>>19627018
so order a large you obese retard

>> No.19627043

>>19626897
incredible

>> No.19627086

>>19625479
Used to live next to a pizza place. Go in 5 years later and it is owned by the indian kid who used to pretend to be the only nigger in school.
Never went back.

>> No.19627122

McDonald's in a small but busy tourist town. I guess they were understaffed but fuck this.
>mcmuffin, coffee
>wait twenty minutes in store
>get food after five minutes no coffee
>food is now cold (was picking it up in store to eat on the way to an appointment)
>have to leave or I'll be late
>ask politely for my coffee, people have been served coffees after me
>told to move out of the way for other customers instead, no apology or coffee
>leave and write a malding report online to corporate
>get reply apologising and saying they will investigate
I don't care I'm never going back to that particular store. It's not even the slowness, it's how fucking rude they were.

>> No.19627125

>>19622523
>drunk retard pulls up to the kiosk at 2AM
>already 6 hours into my shift and sick of this shit
>"uhhhhhhh fuckin yeah c'n I getuhhhhhhhhh chmmmbck"
>no idea what the fuck this moron said
>just stuff whatever stale shit into a bag that was leftover from the last retard's order who forgot his wallet and just sped off past the window, hand it to drunk lisping moron
>he rolls away struggling to get his change back into his pocket
>five minutes pass
>hear muffled "WHAT THE FUCK" from the parking lot

>> No.19627191

>>19626828
based horse ignorer

>> No.19627337

>>19623303
cashiers at my local grocery store recognize me and say hi, im still going weekly because they have good prices and friendly staff

>> No.19627345

>>19623415
>>19623440
You guys are going to franchised taco bells instead of corporately owned stores, that's your problem.

>> No.19627369

>>19625467
Man I remember when I was in college there was a KFC connected to a gas station in that town and they did a lunch buffet all you can eat for $7.95. It was pretty limited selection, thighs and drumsticks and seldom breasts, mashed potatoes, potato wedges, and I think one other item might have been some weird corn salad shit I never got. But they kept the chicken stocked and it was a great treat. I'm sure that's long gone now.

>> No.19627422

>>19622291
I hope boomers actually do start sperging out about how "its because they're white" because 99% of the time its true and it'll still be less whining than negroes do.

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>>19624887
I have done this four or five times in my time working as a cashier. It is almost always because the person who's getting comped is a chick that the guy paying saw in the rear view mirror and thought looked nice or something, or people who know each other (sometimes including passengers getting out of the car to pester the other guy. Funny to watch.)
Anyway, the cashier is absolutely right about it being a tremendous hassle. They let the first person do it to begin with because it's NOT a tremendous hassle to let them do it.
Think about it smart one: these systems are designed to make paying for a ticket simple. Paying for. Not unpaying for.
Unless they themselves are a manager, or they know their manager's code, they can't even do any of the fiddling necessary because your ticket is already closed. And the manager is probably in the kitchen because Little Vick (Not to be confused with Don Vic) is currently ripping ass in the bathroom and somebody's gotta be on the board keeping everything running more or less smoothly.
And you're now pulling him out of the kitchen, making everything not run at all, and all because you hate fun and wanted to be a stick in the mud. Shame on you.
But I digress. If you ever pull this shit on me, I can absolutely guarantee you my response will be "Sure thing senpai" and I'm gonna charge you for about 75 tomatoes and take my tip. Pleasure doing business.

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>>19623955
>"You stood in line for that?"

>> No.19627730

>>19625068
I can only picture a kind black lady with at least 3 kids at home pulling this sort of shit. I love when they call me "baby" or "sugar" or whatever. Sweet negroidians that need to be cherished.

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>be 5-6 or so
>having birthday party at Hungry Jacks
>all my friends here
>entire play pen thing for us
>shits great
>food time
>there's cheese on my burger
>dont like cheese
>mum takes it back to counter, asks for hamburger
>get new burger, took a couple mins
>they're busy as fuck feeding everyone
>big thumb print in it, squeezed burger
>being 5, this upsets me
>mum goes absolutely apeshit at the cashier
>screaming and raving at a teenager
>calling her every name in the book
>scaring all my friends and their parents
>party ruined because mum is a proto-karen meth head
i was so fucking exited to have a party a HJs bros, why did she have to be like that?

>> No.19627797

I've lived in the South now for several years, and my wife told me about Cookout. So, I gave it a shot, more times than I care to admit.
The store here in Hartsville SC is godawful. All of them are black, none of them are polite, and none of them can ever get an order correct. I even tried going in the lobby and ordering rather than the drive through, and there was always at least one black dude in there shouting at the staff in the back, having a conversation I guess. One time, there was even a shirtless dude.
The food's always been mediocre and we've never gotten what we actually paid for. We stopped going there several years ago, but with how small a town this is, we get gossip and apparently our Cookout has never improved.
On the plus side though, we have the last Yogi Bear's in existence, and their chicken is usually pretty damn great. I always go for the fried catfish personally.
Tl;Dr black people

>> No.19627802

>>19627797
Lived in the South for about a decade, stopped going to cookout several years ago*
My bad, I'm boozy.

>> No.19627832

>>19623394
She was heating up your sandwich and continued working the assembly line, most Subways I've been to have one person prepping the bread with the protein and cheese then heating it up, afterwards someone else takes over for the veggies and cashier duties
Plus you didn't leave, you just stood there like a bitch while Shaniqua served someone else

>> No.19627920

>>19626821
>in london
>indian guy pizza delivery
>can't find the house
>calls me
>I give him more instructions, he says 'okeh'
>10 minutes later still not here, calls me again
>I ask him where he is, he says 'okeh'
>say that doesn't make sense as an answer to that, he says 'okeh'
>says 'okeh' to everything I say to him
>eventually leave the house to go find him because I know he's kind of nearby
>not even that far away at all, he's been in his car the whole time not moving
>passes me food
>take it
>he says 'okeh'
>leaves

>> No.19627925

>>19626931
>he doesn't have drive-thru shitters

>> No.19627944

>>19626639
Kek Gresham mentioned. I go to that Taco Bell sometimes on my lunchbreak, never had a problem with wait times. Only annoyance was once they didn't give me any of the sauce I asked for, but that's it

>> No.19628005

>>19626821
at pizza hut if you don't answer the phone within three rings it gets directed to an indian call center for them to royally fuck up your order

>> No.19628613

Whole lot of unnecessary racism in this thread...

>> No.19628678

>>19628613
Since it seems to be bothering you, post some racism you think is necessary then. Idiot.

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>>19628613
Sup AEW Tranny
Not enough BBC posting?
No Milly?
No Willy?
No Eggs?
No womb?
No father figure?

>> No.19628704

>>19626828
they were asking for it

>> No.19628729

>>19628613
sad innit

>> No.19629260

>>19627583
>cashier
To put it quite bluntly. Eat fucking shit.

You have the most brain dead of jobs that could and should be replaced by a fucking kiosk.

Your jobs is to literally take the money and hand them the order, not to participate in some attention whore’s tik tok scheme to get views for paying it forward or some shit at the goyslop drive through.

If it’s a hassle, then don’t do that shit in the first place, if you play that bullshit to stroke some asshole’s ego by making them feel like some big shot or a philanthropist by dropping a twenty on the next car’s goyslop order, then be prepared to shift things around when a sane person just wants their order.

>ooo I’ll fuck with your food,

Yeah and someone might fuck up your face, and in some states they can lock your ass up for spitting in an order

>> No.19629266

>>19627583
Ill just get out of line faggot or go sonewhere else.

>> No.19629269

>>19622321
>but I was 16 and it wouldn't have been right.

>> No.19629287

>>19624900
Welcome to 4chan nigger
Every board is like this

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>>19626897
>>19626921
>>19626947
Holy shit!

>> No.19629308

>>19627783
>birthday party

Yeah my friend and I have birthdays one day apart, so our moms decided to throw us a surprise birthday party at McDonald’s….
My mother being oblivious to me as a kid doesn’t remember that I hate McDonald’s and won’t eat their disgusting excuse for burgers with those nasty ass slime onions.

All the other kids at the party are excited for the goyslop, when they come to me and my friend to ask what the birthday boys want for their meals, my friend gets two Big Macs, fries, and a bunch of other shit… I tell them that the only thing I’ll eat here is a shake because their food sucks…

The look on their faces was pure shock, how could a kid not like our goyslop?
Mom felt so bad that she ran to a bar down the street and grabbed me a bunch of steamer clams because even as a kid I’d eat almost any seafood.

>> No.19629443

I'm in Newfoundland and here KFC changed their fries to some "seasoned" bullshit. They taste fucking horrible.

>> No.19629508

>>19622291
i don't fathom how people are brave enough to eat from a place like that

>> No.19629536

>>19622291
Chick is stacked. Worth the trip.

>> No.19629542

>>19622291
I found a wire in my burger
>be me
>lunch time in highschool
>was in a mood for a good burger, order some premium shit
>get back to the schoolyard
>get halfway through the burger when i feel something hard
>pull out 18 gauge wire all bunched up
>take it back, they start accusing me i put it in the burger
>they start screaming i started screaming. saw it was going no where and i just threw the burger on the flor and left
Worse thing is they have a reputation for good food and good customer service but i guess someone was feeling funny that day

>> No.19629571

Not fast food but I found a ziptie in a frozen burrito once

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>>19625913
Holy fuck, /trv/ here and this puts to shame every single travel sickness story I've read. I hope you're fully cured now anon

>> No.19629723

>>19629260
t. Never been a cashier
Try getting a kiosk to do eight hands worth of work with two. Not to mention, drunk, high, retarded, or The Works customers will still say that they were rung up wrong when they were the ones who typed in their own damn order
My job is to take money. Not necessarily your money. It makes no difference where it's coming from but once it's in it's staying in no matter how much of a bitch fit you wanna throw. At the end of the day, if you really wanna take it that far, either you remove yourself from my line or the police will remove you. But it won't be going that far, because if you really didn't want your free ass food, you're paying for 75 tomatoes and I'm getting a chunky tip. Pleasure doing business.
>yeah and someone might fuck up your face
You ain't shit
The last time somebody tried to pull a knife on one of our workers they were chased off of the property with a machete and a shotgun. And then a week or so later they tried doing some dumb shit somewhere else and got beat half to death by two black guys.
>>19629266
Bitchin, one less car in my line. It's great when problems solve themselves, rather than needing to be solved.

>> No.19629751

>>19622291
Almost all ot them. I'm on a 5 year run of it being a coin flip as to whether or not the fast food place gets my order right.

Taco Bell is the only exception, but i only like a couple things on the menu and they're really expensive for what you get.

>> No.19629802

>>19629308
>Ye gods! My child's birthday party is ruined!
>But what if I were to purchase steamed clams and disguise them as McDonalds' cooking?
>Delightfully devilish, mom...

>> No.19630136

>>19627920
okeh

>> No.19630140

>>19622890
Doesn't matter if it's human or not. They'll still ask for a 20% tip.

>> No.19630229

>>19622937
that reminds me, I think it was a Hardee's, or maybe a DQ that called the cops on my grandma for "driving drunk" while I was in the car and like 10 years old. She was a teetotaler, and not so old that any of her mental faculties were impaired. no idea what that was about, but we sat in the drive thru for a long time before the cops showed up and let her go without incident

>> No.19630334

>>19626828
He isn't a dog and they weren't white.

>> No.19630367

this junky girl who had a mixed baby who was obsessed with me (i'd never give her the time of day) fell asleep in the mcdonalds drivethru line once, and when the police brought out the k9s, the only drugs they found were in the manager's car.

>> No.19631312

>>19629723
I agree with your overall point that you should just accept the pay it forward and not be sour but you being a cashier is not the kind of thing you should build an identity around
It's an unskilled low paid dead end job, no shame in that necessarily but don't big it up
Plus if there were kiosks you wouldn't have to have two cover eight
Guy saying he'd beat you up is a faggot too though
Everyone here is a faggot except me though I have also worked drive thru so I guess I'm a faggot too

>> No.19632298

>>19624874
Me espanol yes ese me no meheecan

>> No.19632357

>>19628005
good. when i worked there the amount of faggots who were using their phone connected to their car was loathsome. pure road noise in the background while they mumble their order, and then people who try to blitz you with their order and you can't even get it started without their first name and info.

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>>19626897
>>smash my shit across the side of the first Nissan Altima I see
certified nogger knower. they love their versas, maximas n' altimas
baby mamas really love nissan crossovers

>> No.19632418

>>19622611
why did people get so riled up here?

>> No.19632488

>>19627920
>okeh
okeh

>> No.19632597

>>19629723
Still doesn't solve your faggot issue.

>> No.19632806

>>19626840
Kill yourself faggot

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>>19627783
> meth head mom ruined my hj party

>> No.19632985

>>19624862
nah they can be subtle if they want, especially since they used to get beaten up for it

>> No.19632998

>>19622291
Ordered a Quarter Pounder meal with no ketchup on the burger. Bite into my quarter pounder and it only had ketchup on it. I was too pissed off to go up to the counter and complain. I ate my fries and left.

>> No.19633058

>>19628678
Hmmm probably the persecution and hatred of Jewish people worldwide, I would say.

>> No.19633071

>>19622291
I once had a mcdick cheese burger that was so salty I took a few bites then had to pull over to vomit from my stomach flexing in protest.

>> No.19633119

>>19627122
Honestly fuck them. When a wagie thinks they can treat me poorly cause "Muh life sucks" its good to remind them whos in charge.
>The customer is always right!
Indeed :) Now make my burger niggers

>> No.19633131

>>19630136
>>19632488
okeh

>> No.19633148

>>19625702
>blessed dad
F

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>>19627925
the thing that reall surprised me as a foreigner in america was the drive thru penis inspection. it wasn't even the right day, but they give you a sticker that you can show on the day.

>> No.19633201

>>19625305
Popeyes has had shit service decades before the chicken sandwich hype you moron. It is entirely due to who is staffing the place and not any kind of demand. Dumbest thing I have read today.

>> No.19633208

>>19622321
I agree totally but I don't understand what your age has to do with miscegenation

>> No.19633398

>>19630334
cope and seethe darkie

>> No.19633560

>>19633398
Leave those dogs alone

>> No.19633576

>order two subs on the subway app with a coupon
>leave a pretty good tip because i'm a cuck and feel like i can tip a little extra because my subs were buy one get one free, and will likely feed me for the next 4 lunchbreaks at work
>order confirmed, payment confirmed
>go to pick up my subs on my break 10 minutes
>subway is closed with all the lights off and the chairs on the tables, but the open sign is still lit
>immediately email customer support with my order number and store number to ask for a refund
its been two weeks bros and I never got my money back, and I've sent 3 more complaints over it

>> No.19633595

>>19629802
Very good post anon. I had a little chuckle

>> No.19633635

>>19626271
Extremely gay tbqh

>> No.19633654

>>19633576

If you used a credit card then you can call them and dispute the charge, if everything you said was true then the credit company will find in your favor.

If you didn't use a credit card what are you doing - get a credit card.

>> No.19633783

>>19622611
>'wouldn't have been right', the fuck does that even mean
they were black

>> No.19634156

>>19633654
dont do this, it makes retard gas!

>> No.19634183

https://youtu.be/2RcrhnJ1334?t=13

>> No.19634216

When this white broad grabbed my hand to give me my change, that was weird

>> No.19634218

>>19622611
I wouldn’t want to settle for ghetto black chicks who worked at McD’s tbf.

>> No.19634221

>>19626947
You’re a literal subhuman. Acting like a chimp in the zoo

>> No.19634222

>>19627024
>Vancouver
I'm not surprised

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I always have a terrible experience at panda express.
>go through drive thru to get 3 meals and some rangoons and eggrolls
>as i'm ordering the femoid taking my order says it'll be a 5 minute wait for the rangoons to finish cooking
>pay with card, roll around to front to wait
>10 minutes go by
>I go into the store fairly calm
>go up to counter being manned by retarded old indian cunt that speaks literally no english
>decide to ignore indian cunt and just shout into the back that I need someone who speaks english to help with my order
>a tiny little girl comes around the counter to talk to me
>keeps repeating that she is SO sorry as I'm explaining that I never got any of my fucking food
>I see these retards serving MY rangoons to someone else
>I point at them and tell the little girl that my order just got given to someone else
>she starts crying
>I start to feel a little bad she is kind of cute too
>I give her a little shoulder rub(i never get to touch femoids so i enjoyed this don't think she did though)
>tell her to calm down i'm not angry
>she goes back to check on the rangoons
>comes out and says it'll be another 20 minutes for the rangoons
>immediately lay into her and tell her thats bullshit and that I just want what's done and a refund on the things that aren't
>she starts crying again and goes to get my food and is quietly weeping to herself as she refunds me my $8
This story also doubles as the closest I've ever been to getting laid as well. It's been 2 weeks. Haven't been back. Wonder if she still thinks about me.

>> No.19634255

>>19634243
Zoomers/alphers are fucked

>> No.19634266

>>19625580
Isn't their a dedicated fag board now?

>> No.19634270

>>19634255
what made you say that anon

>> No.19634283

>walk into fast food place
>see any black people working there
>walk out
Simple as.

>> No.19634296

I ate at pizza hut once.

>> No.19634568

>>19622291
>order mcchicken at mcdonalds
>take a bite. it's fucking raw pink goo
>manager just laughs at me
>refuses to give me a refund
>dispute the charge with my bank
will never go back to mcdonalds in my life

>> No.19634694

>>19627583
No, you're wrong. Don't allow for that shit you retard.

>> No.19634698

>>19634694
Why shouldn't I?
Give me one good reason why it shouldn't be done.

>> No.19634697

>>19628613
>unnecessary
seems quite well substantiated to me

>> No.19634786

>be black, raised in WV by rich parents
>culturally so white that most black people i meet call me an oreo and dislike me
>decide to work at local mcdicks over the summer on break from uni
>every other black employee is lazy as fuck
>every scam attempt for free food or stealing money was from a black customer
>no white customers ever raised their voices and were always polite
I thought 4chan was joking about this shit but it's unironically true, done working there but jesus.

>> No.19634824

>>19634786
If it makes you feel any better, I'm white and I think most of my fellow whites are niggers too.

>> No.19634840

>>19634221
ape not make zoo

>> No.19634848

>>19624960
dunno, in my country you can just pay for a meal and whatever you paid in advance can be claimed afterwards by anyone who asks for it. It's supposed to help out the poor, so it wouldn't make sense for them to contribute a meal as well.

>> No.19634857

>>19625702
>peel the cheese off the burger and give it to your kid or just throw it away
or
>have a nigger moment and throw food at wagies like a chimpanzee then storm out
kinda based but also a total faggot

>> No.19635267

>>19634857
a nigger would do it for no reason at all. it was clearly justified. you dont make the world a better place by letting retards slide.

>> No.19635461

>>19634786
You didn't have to bump the thread like this.

My story
>During seventh grade, go to a local all-you-can-eat buffet
>Food is good, as always
>See banana pudding, give it a try
>Bananas were soggy, but still ate it because I didn't want to waste food
>Come home, feeling like shit
>Next morning, vomit in the bathtub
>Remembered I ate jello that same night, mom thought I vomited blood
Felt better around the afternoon, never ate there again or made it a rule to avoid any dessert with fruit that doesn't look fresh.

>> No.19635517
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>>19622291
Kek. Image reminds me if this show called FC Kip


Does USA have a racist parody show about fastfood workers like the Netherlands does?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw4ND3s0FFY

>> No.19635559

>>19624887
This happened to me in a starbucks drive thru when the only thing I bought was a pack of madelines for my dog. I wasn't about to shell out $9 for some whores sugar drink behind me

>> No.19635607

>>19635517
kino

>> No.19635609

>>19623955
similar experience. got an ice cream at a baskin robbins in a gas station and forgot to pay because you had to go to separate registers for gas and ice cream.
its flyover bfe and i hung out there with a coworker at night usually every other night, that night i tell them charge me for an ice cream because i forgot to pay. get a lecture from the cashier about how stupid i am for paying. get a lecture from family for how stupid i am for paying.
you just cant win

>> No.19635636

>>19635517
thank god i turned down that job offer in the netherlands. that language already sounded rough with subtitles in english. in your video it just sounds like hindi

>> No.19635661

>>19622321
You dodged historically low mortgage rates.

>> No.19635736

>>19635661
I can smell the burning mattress from here! next stop, the realtors place of business and residency.

>> No.19635921

>>19635636
A cooking job in the Netherlands? Were you gonna like live in the attic of a restaurant?
Where do you live now? This country is one of the best countries to live in for real though. The actors in that video are not speaking normal Dutch but speak like foreigners.

>> No.19635940

>>19635517
Why are there blacks in the netherlands?

>> No.19635961

>>19635940
It's a fastfood joint in Rotterdam. A big city where half the people are foreigners or children of foreigners.

The sheboon tranny Judeska is an actor from the Antilles, former Dutch colony.
Whenever I go to a KFC here there's only fat obese black girls working. Last time I went a KFC at midnight one customer started a fight rolling in the floor with someone. Idk it has it's charm I guess.

>> No.19636168

>>19628613
>stop noticing patterns!!!

>> No.19636899

>>19633654
I did use a credit card. It's the first one I've used without the option to dispute the charge within the mobile app so I thought I had to wait a certain amount of time. I'll call tomorrow I guess.
I feel petty disputing a fast food charge but god damn. It's not even like it was at a weird time, it was at 3pm on a saturday.

>> No.19637181

>>19635921
Manufacturing jobs making electric buses. I think it paid 11 a hour or whatever minimum wage is. Had to pay for a room provided by the agency hiring and the health insurance as well. I looked at the available housing in the particular city and I thought the offer just didn’t make sense for me.
Things may be good for natives and that’s fine your language functions as it’s own immigration policy because I’m not learning that.

>> No.19637337

>>19636899
You only have to wait until the charge is posted to the card to start a dispute which is about 3 days after the purchase is made not including Sundays.

>> No.19637350

>>19622321
Jesus Christ retard do you also think the stripper likes you

>> No.19637363

>>19623988
>>19637350
Do Americans really tip fast food workers?

>> No.19637395

>>19622291
nothing horrible. i think a wawa cheesesteak gave me food poisoning once, i burped for hours after eating it then threw up and was sick the whole day afterwards

>> No.19637418

>>19623416
Of course but it's basically their only product. If you're not going to make it in advance as you're not expecting any patrons in the next 4h and you're not going to make it to order, you might as well close the store or you'll lose a lot more money than throwing some unsold product out

>> No.19637435

>>19625702
Kek, unfathomably based.

F and rip in peace

>> No.19637448

>>19629723
Fuck you, don't pester customers with some bullshit charity scheme

>> No.19637450
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19637450

>be 10
>pester dad for kfc while we are out
>he caves in so we go inside
>brother and i are excited, looking at the menu
>dad says hes getting the box deal that came with 6-8 piece i dont remember
>we ask if we can get the bucket
>he explodes, yelling hes not getting anything and we’re leaving
>storms out and we quietly follow
ive honestly never had a bad experience with a fastfood place, service is always average to passable. my worst experiences there always involved my leadbrained boomer dad’s short temper.

>> No.19637451

>dating chick
>mention never having kebabs before
>she agrees to come try them with me
>fuck for first time
>go buy kebabs
>chicken, bbq and garlic sauce
>it's alright
>fuck again
>start feeling funny after she leaves
>spend all morning vomiting and shitting
Mcdonalds has never betrayed me like this.

>> No.19637510

>>19637363
Americans will tip anybody with a jar.

>> No.19637666

>>19635921
>This country is one of the best countries to live in for real though.
No it's not
t. Dutch guy living abroad.

>> No.19637682

>>19637451
that's just cooties not food poisoning

>> No.19637690

>>19637510
The key is to also carry your own jar and set it front and center on the counter when you order so they feel obligated to tip back

>> No.19637753

>>19637510
they give a tip right after being born (Dr. Chaim says it's more hygienic)

>> No.19638194

>>19623955
Yeah that's cringe. No one would give a fuck behind the counter if they had even realised in the first place

>> No.19638230

>>19635940
They pretty much ruled the world for 2 centuries https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_the_Dutch_Empire

>> No.19638277

>>19637450
Your dad was poor, stressed, and embarrassed by the two little faggots he brought into this world. Cut him some slack.

>> No.19638289

>>19625702
Based dad. I'm lactose intolerant. These wage apes can't understand "no cheese" for shit.
This has happened to me countless times.
I'm going to frown at the next fat bitch behind the counter, in visible disgust, just for your old man.

>> No.19638328

>>19634266
*there
and yes but its full of trannies boo-hooing and fags mocking them. you get the same result browsing /v/

>> No.19638532

>>19622291
>ask for BBQ sauce
>get honey mustard

Why does every McDonald's does this?

>> No.19638567

>>19623955

>Be me
>Do groceries
>Self checkout
>Scan every item
>Pack shopping bag
>Go home
>At home
>Unpack
>Get to salmon
>An extra packet falls of
>Apparently two salmon packets stuck together completely flush and neatly
>Only scanned one eventhough I took home 2
>Felt guilty for weeks

>> No.19638576

>>19638532
Passive aggressive Wagie. “Heh that will show him” * smirk* -Wagie.

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>>19638532
>ask for ranch for muh french fries at a local fast food joint
>they put sauces in unmarked little cups
>lady at the drive thru kept giving me tartar sauce
>go inside this time, same order
>open tartar sauce cup and ask lady to try it out
>she recoils realizing it isn't ranch
>actually hands me the correct sauce
i wonder how many people got tartar'd

>> No.19638588

>No napkins or wet wipes at KFC
>Dont have any in my car
>Too lazy to walk in so just go with it
>Steering wheel full of grease

this really pisses me off

>> No.19638706

>>19638588
Fat

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19638793

>>19625068
>>19623302
I went to a Popeyes in green bay wisconsin and the black woman who took my order told me they were out of whatever their main chicken meal was. When I said ok she came back 15 seconds later saying they found another one. I think they hear or see that the customerijs white and try to rile them up by saying Popeyes is out of chicken, and if you give a nice reaction they feel a little bad a "find" the last one. Anyways, I hate black people

>> No.19638808

>>19638793
In the Popeyes commercials they end with a tune that goes
>love that chicken from Popeyes
To which I've adjusted to
>hate those niggers from Popeyes
You're welcome.

>> No.19638826

>>19638808
magnifique, you are an artist for the ages

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>>19622300
FPBP
>Goes to local GOYSLOP outlet
>Sees Woodpecker red STRAIGHT hair on a boon with 2" long nails and 1" long eyelashes
>expects something EDIBLE
LOLOLOLOLOL!! FAGGOT!!!

>> No.19639112

>>19624900
sorry I'll change the topic
anyone played any good games lately?

>> No.19639122

>>19639112
I've started playing Book of Hours. You need some strong-ass autism to enjoy it though. If you are one with the tisms, then I recommend playing Cultist Simulator first.

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>>19625604
That's ONE SNUG BUG, anon...
Comfy - like .

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>>19634222
>checked.. But...
There ARE places in Amerishart that are MUCH...MUCH WORSE.
>be me, visiting family out of state, in all places, Tardledo, OH.
>Go to Penn Station, since usually excellent fries and toasted subs like old Quiznos wuz
>Area of town looks kinda suspect... Lots of Sail Foam stores, and bars on the gas station glass--Not my town, don't know what's up here...
>Go in and are greeted by Standard, fembot wagie--not too cute, not too ugly..
>Eyes drift over to the Oven guy...
>OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
>Looks like the nog is wearing clothes that haven't been washed for the last 2 weeks
>literally hand down his pants, scratching his ASS
>"Uhhh...Senpai??
>blank stares from the familials
>proceed to order, everyone gets a separate sub and we all share a big "BAG-O=Fries"
>Watching oven guy like a HAWK--nothing too egregious...(I worked in BOH positions before)
>--->go home and eat
>That night, in a house with 4 bathrooms, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING bathroom was occupied--multiple times each.
>All 6 of us compare notes next day--It was the fucking filthy Nog Oven-Guy
>never eat at PennStation again...foods probably still good, but you know that ONE night where you had too much Tequilla and fish tacos that were undercooked?--Like that.
You can get FUCKED by shitty "Employees" anywhere. I miss a high trust, high IQ(relatively) society

>> No.19639391

>>19622291
I went to Safeway for the first time in almost a decade. Custom footlong is $17, I get it, not complaining. But then they ask for a tip on the card reader. I couldn't figure out how to say no tip and the minimum was set to 20%. I was in a hurry and already late so hit that.
I paid $21 for a footlong and small soda.
I felt like a fool and it's my fault, but I'm still never going back.

>> No.19639394

>>19639391
Subway*

>> No.19639398

>>19629542
No ANon...
Kids are Cruel.
Some kid who just didn't like you very much had just seen the Monty Python's Flying Circus crunchy frog sketch, found some wire at first recess, and wanted to see what would happen with you as the "FOIL"
SOrry Anon.
https://youtu.be/Dy6uLfermPU

>> No.19639430

>>19633163
OH!! They GOT you too...
Lemme let you in on a lil' seceret.
Penis inspection for NON-Citizens is OPTIONAL and you are allowed to decline.
The same can't be said for anyone on EBT, As it's part and parcel of the WHOLE MEDICAID/GIBSMEDAT an' FEED MY KEEDS funding program through the ((AG Dept.))
Do what you will with that--sorry you thought you HAD to get the soapy finger.
https://youtu.be/dDFcmSUmDlM

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>>19634296
If it was POAST 1986, you WINRAR this bread.

>> No.19639447

>>19625702
FUCKING KEK
fat people don't deserve rights

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>>19638277
It was THIS.
sadly..

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>>19637510
Uhhh..HEHEH..
Yeah...Nah...

>> No.19639470

>>19627783
do you live in penrith or ipswich

>> No.19639475

>>19637451
Bad luck that she left before she started the process too. Envision the aroma.

>> No.19639488

>>19634243
FUCKING LMFAO
unless she was asian then that's fucked up

>> No.19639720

>>19633119
enjoy the cum and loogies ;)

>> No.19639923

>>19625467
This is true. KFC in china is actually known for making really authentic macau style egg tarts. And they love the chicken too. Nipponese in particular go nuts over kfc

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>> No.19640415

>>19629443
Based Newfoundland chad

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19640474

>>19622794
Should've gone to Wendy's instead. I hear Rudy Giuliani is sucking dicks out back behind the dumpster for nickels these days.

>> No.19640489

>>19638277
im praying for you to never breed

>> No.19640534

reblogged, thank you

>> No.19641032

>>19623955
>go to festival with a band, not a member of the band, not even a roadie just good friends with the bass player
>the band drives right through the gates without paying, because they are a band
>get so fucked up on mushrooms that night i track down a staff member to pay him the entrance fee
>guy gave me a look like "dude you got in for free why are you paying now"
and thats what it feels like to be white

>> No.19641165

>>19622291
There's a Wendy's near me that is managed by a black guy who absolutely HATES wypipo. He mad-dogs me every time I used to go in there.

He also refuses to order syrups for the Coke machine. Literally the only thing that works on the whole machine, other than plain water, is the unsweetened "Fuze Iced Tea" which tastes like shit.

I've thought about complaining to corporate but at this point I just don't ever go there. Kind of a pity because I like Wendy's Baconator, but there are other places to get lunch that don't suck.

>> No.19641176

>>19623955
Meh. I've corrected cashiers dozens of times. I can afford to pay, and they might get fired if they screw up too often.

There are times when I've cashed in on a mistake, too -- especially at casinos. Error in my favor, take it; error in their favor, make sure they fix it.

>> No.19641186

>>19624862
Nah, bruh, they really do.

First year of college, I treated some faggot politely during orientation. He then told literally every single gay on campus about me. It was kind of weird, all these gay guys being insanely friendly with me, and it took months before I finally realized they were all trying to be the first to get to fuck me.

After that I backed way the fuck off from being friendly with them -- and suddenly they started harassing me pretty harshly, trying to pressure me.

Since then, I have absolutely hated homosexuals. They're predatory scum.

>> No.19641214

>>19627797
>Cookout
LOL. I see it hasn't changed. We used to have a furry faggot fuck on this board who worked there and was always pimping for it. I went there once when I was in North Carolina (Charlotte area) for a training class for a couple of months, and it was sloooow, awful, and dangerous as all fuck because of the shitty clientele.

The one near where I was taking the training class didn't even allow people inside after dark, they just had to order at the pickup window. The parking lot was always full of black gang members. Three nights a week coming back from the class I'd see them hanging out in the lot getting ready to kill each other over the slightest imagined "dissin'".

>> No.19641667

>>19640489
Too late, my gay little friend.

>> No.19641778

>>19639372
Look he's a disgusting freak, but you see that, and you eat from there anyway? That part is on you.

>> No.19642137

>>19622291
Hm...
Fast food in general I think..
You know, growing up in Germany in the early 80s, everywhere Mc Donald's (later on some other) it was like heaven as a kid trying these new things.. Asiafood was not that "big", in the 90s there came up that "all you can eat" (but it's fast food all along, no matter if you have Ceramic dishes or not),... It was a bad experience. Everything, till today, was... A bit too much. To much.. Like salt, or.. Glutamat?, or sauce... Everytime over the top, just to be seasoned "wrong". It's just not my thing I guess. I love cooking and my parents told me so of course.. But I thought it would be... You know at first youre be hungry a hour after eating, than it's not.. Special so to say, it's a every same, and it's seasoning is like a army trying to invade your tounge.. It's not good at all and I don't know how people can live only by fast food. It like licking on salt, then licking on sugar and that again and again and again...