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19621483 No.19621483 [Reply] [Original]

Do you like to kick it up a notch when you cook?

>> No.19621492

>>19621483
sometimes when I hold a knife I almost cut my veins. But it so fucking hard because of instincts.

>> No.19621531

>>19621483
Yes I have a live band next to me whenever I cook and crack cheesy jokes to my guests. Well, at least I pretend I do.

>> No.19621551

>>19621492
Good god

>> No.19621564
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19621564

>BAM
Cooking core used to be so kino bros.

Cooking media has now moved to youtube where its.
>No dialogue, ASMR type video that isn’t even intended for people to make for themselves so tons of steps are generally missing.
>Voice over from some mutt and 75% of the speaking is related to politics or gender some how.
>Quick cut and recipe in the description 45 second video.

>> No.19621576

Emeril is the one that got me into cooking, I'd love to meet him again as an adult since I only met him once as a kid

He taught us all that cooking can be fun
https://youtu.be/8dxpMxULHnA

>> No.19621592

>>19621564
Cooking was fun but now it's politicized and anything renotely "foreign" as far as cuisine is concerned is made by a 2nd/3rd generation immigrant's child who has a hang up about being a minority and obsessed with being "authentic"

>> No.19621599

>>19621592
The culture wars have rotted your brain too. The vast majority of people cooking don't do shit like this.

>> No.19621628

>>19621483
Nah, not a big fan of zydeco

>> No.19621822

>>19621483
>tfw you will never have Emeril show up at your door and yell BAM before letting himself inside and cooking a feast of in your kitchen

>> No.19621827

>>19621483
I used to like to narrate my cooking like I was a celebrity chef until one of my neighbors called in a wellness check thinking i was a schizo having an episode
Hate that prick, made cooking way less fun

>> No.19621835

>>19621827
incredulously based, chef

>> No.19621836

>>19621827
You should've just said you were recording Youtube videos and you should unironically record yourself doing that anyways just so you can notice your mistakes to improve your food.

>> No.19621840

>>19621827
What were you saying to make your neighbor so concerned. I would start narrating even more out of spite.

>> No.19621846

>>19621840
>I would start narrating even more out of spite
same, fuck that neighbor he probably sucks at cooking anyways

>> No.19623838

>>19621483
He's the original meme of seasoning, not that guy who bends his elbow and drops salt.

>> No.19623884

>>19621827
Why were you yelling?

>> No.19623886

>>19621827
I would love to cook with you lol

>> No.19623954

>>19621827
I usually hate noise in apartments, but I think I would genuinely find it charming if I had a neighbor that pretended to be a TV chef while cooking.

>> No.19623999

*BAM*

>> No.19624004

>>19621483
I learned a lot about food watching him when he doyd his more chilled out show. It was like Cajun Julia Child.

>> No.19624007

>>19623884
If you're not yelling, you're not cooking

>> No.19624060

>>19621483
who else /DocGibbsinthehouse/ here?

>> No.19624140

>>19621483
Based and Elzarpilled.

>> No.19624152

>>19621564

>75% of the speaking is related to politics or gender some how

What the fuck kind of cooking videos are you watching?

>> No.19624159

>>19621483
That faggot used to be decent with his 1/2 hour shows but then it went to wasteland bullshit when he went to 1 hour shows with the bullshit band and studio audio audience, it went total retard level.

>> No.19624161

>>19621483
It's like he's nothing but a rat now and looks like a rat.

>> No.19624486

>>19624161
That's not very nice.

>> No.19624488

>>19624159
kys you uncultured faggot

>> No.19624503

He ripped off Futurama

>> No.19624514
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19624514

I check in on late 90s emeril on one of the alternative rabbit-ears channels every now and then and the show is so kino and slow-paced.

>> No.19624747

>>19624503
he didnt by even use a spice weasle

>> No.19626389
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>>19621564
Viewers tend to fall into two camps nowdays:
1. Food-videos as edutainment who the first two buckets are for.
2. Utilitarians looking for detailed How-Tos w/Reasoning and Ideas and not wanting to scroll 2/3 down a blog post to get a recipe, who the third bucket cater to.
Nothing is actually wrong with either. If you want an older approach that's more of a mixture of the two take the Jean-Pierre pill Anon.
https://www.youtube.com/@ChefJeanPierre/videos

>>19621827
>I used to like to narrate my cooking like I was a celebrity chef
I do this, thankfully I live innawoods why I have no fear of death by embarrasment by being overheard by others.
If you have thick skin keep doing it. Cooking should be fun.

>> No.19626909

>>19621483
I like to buy 2 bottles of wine when i cook and guzzle one whilst cooking and the other whilst eatin, dont even use a glass.

>> No.19628180

>>19621827
I'm your neighbor, you banging pots and pans in your kitchen at 3 am and shouting BAM was fucking annoying.

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>>19621576
>https://youtu.be/8dxpMxULHnA
thanks for the kek anon, brightened my day

>> No.19628223

>>19621576
I will be yelling **BAM** when I cook today in honor of Emeril.

>> No.19628228

>>19621827
Dangerously based

>> No.19628458

>>19621483
I want to kick his head

>> No.19628465

>>19624152
the oven cooking kind

>> No.19628492

>>19621483
If I want Paul Prudhomme recipes I go to the source

>> No.19628531

>>19628458
Why?

>> No.19628558

>>19628492
Paul Prudhomme recipes are all:
1/2 cup onion
1/4 cup bell pepper
1/4 cup celery
1.5 cups seafood stock
1 tbsp minced garlic
1 bunch of thyme
1 lb crawfish
1 tbsp minced parsley
cayenne pepper
1 splash of Tabasco sauce
salt+pepper to taste
Green onions
5 whole sticks of butter

>> No.19628568

>>19628531
to kick it up a notch

>> No.19628614

>>19621564
Honestly, the first one is fine, same for the third.
I've never seen the second kind.
The first, it works for general ideas, they're often cute women in my experience, so who gives a shit?
The third kind, it's basically just a written recipe with a tl;dr in video format. Also kino.

>> No.19628935

BAM

>> No.19629024

>>19621483
I do but because of futurama, I had no idea who Legasse was because I'm not american.

Spice weasel, etc

>> No.19629095

this is the first thing I ever cooked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXOPNlpGLeI

>> No.19630677

>>19628180
never gonna fucking make it