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19618485 No.19618485 [Reply] [Original]

Another fucking shitty frozen pizza for dinner. I'm so depressed and hate my life

>> No.19618490

Could be worse. At least it's not another bowl of plain rice.

>> No.19618492

maybe blow your fucking scalp into the ceiling instead of being such a faggot, ever think of that?

>> No.19618495

>>19618485
You could at least buy less shitty frozen pizzas. Or a "fresh" made pizza, even Little Caeser's would be an improvement and just as cheap.

>> No.19618496
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>>19618485
just pimp it up like I did with mine!

>> No.19618501

>>19618485
Post the box, please.

>> No.19618503

>>19618492
this made me imagine op closing his mouth and holding his nose shut and trying to exhale so that his head inflates like a balloon until his scalp touches the ceiling

>> No.19618506

>>19618496
Sometimes I put garlic and onion powder on mine
>>19618495
The Little Caesar's here closed after all the workers walked out to protest the boss being a hardass

>> No.19618512

I want to retrobright your microwave

>> No.19618518

>>19618485
How much sunlight are you getting op?

>> No.19618520

>>19618503
>inflation fetishist
do better anon

>> No.19618528

SS has such tasty toppings and such shitty crust. A tragedy of pizza desu.

>> No.19618531

>>19618485
There are loads of cheap, brain-dead, 30-minute meals you can make, why stick to just pizza? Or even if you want pizza, there are fresh pizzas available in shops instead of frozen, you can even get ready-made pizza bases and pile on whatever you want.

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>>19618501

>> No.19618538

>>19618512
won't work on these, the plastic is made to look beige with dyes.

>> No.19618543
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>>19618485
Bummer
Domino's has all pizzas 50% off today if you order online

>> No.19618545

>>19618518
Too much

>> No.19618547

>>19618537
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHAHHHHHAHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAAHHHHHHHHAAHHHHHHHAHHH

>> No.19618550

How do you make frozen pizza without it being cold and watery in the middle?

>> No.19618555

>>19618538
my day is ruined and I’m frustrated

>> No.19618560

>>19618550
Get the tray with holes in it.

>> No.19618569

>>19618543
>On January 30, 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill man who believed that the "Avoid the Noid" campaign was personally directed towards him and was antagonizing him, entered a Domino's restaurant in Chamblee, Georgia. Armed with a .357 Magnum, Noid then held two employees hostage for over five hours.[8]

>After ranting to the employees that the then-owner of Domino's, Tom Monaghan, was fraudulent and had stolen his name, he first forced them to call the Domino's headquarters to demand $100,000 and a white limousine as getaway transportation for him.[8] After offering to exchange a hostage for a copy of American postmodern author Robert Anton Wilson's 1985 novel The Widow's Son, Noid reneged on his offer when an officer brought him the book.[8] Noid then became hungry and forced the captive employees to make him two pizzas;[8] while Noid ate the pizzas with his gun in his lap, the hostages escaped.[8] Noid surrendered to the police shortly after.[9] Two shots were fired by Noid during the incident, both of them hitting the ceiling.[10]

>Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity.[11][12] Noid subsequently spent time in a mental institution, but committed suicide on February 23, 1995.[13] This incident was widely believed to have caused Domino's Pizza to discontinue advertising using the Noid as their mascot,[14] but this claim has been rejected by the company and their advertisers.[15]

Fuck Domino’s. They literally gangstalked that man to death

>> No.19618576

>Another fucking shitty frozen pizza for dinner. I'm so depressed and hate my life

More self inflicted pain, why does this keep happening?

>> No.19618590

>>19618576
Normally I'm too embarrassed to buy this brand of pizza because the box looks so stupid and I'm afraid people will see it in my cart, but I decided I don't care this time

>> No.19618612

>>19618485
Make "mexican pizzas", with tortilla wraps as the ultra-thin base.

>> No.19618617
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>>19618485
NDErs say that we are eternal and will go to heaven unconditionally when we die. So no need to be sad anon because paradise awaits us all! <3

And NDErs say that the meaning of life is to learn to love and be kind and thrive here despite how hard it is in this world. So how is it going anon? <3

And NDEs are more real than life. One way this manifests is how much better and more intense the feelings are there. As one woman remarked:

>"So I went into the light, and as I was moving up into the light, I just started to feel so good. You know like I can't, words can't explain it. Like the higher that I went into the light, and the more that I moved up and further away from Earth, the better I felt. And the feeling of pleasure does not really apply to this Earth, like nothing can compare. Like if you took everything that you were in favor of, like maybe getting a massage, in a hot tub, your favorite music, your favorite food, your favorite drink, everything that you love, happening to you all at once, no matter what it is, all at once, it would not even closely compare to the pleasure that was just within that light. And as you moved further into, like further away from this Earth, the pleasure felt even better. So you just moved up it felt better and better, it was insane."

From here: https://youtu.be/U00ibBGZp7o

And the NDE convinces everyone who has it, even hardcore skeptics, according to this: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/mysteries-consciousness/202204/does-afterlife-obviously-exist

So this argument is literally airtight, irrefutable proof of an afterlife, because we know now that the NDE will convince anyone, no matter how skeptical they may be.

>> No.19618620

>>19618569
Could it have been avoided?

>> No.19618623

>>19618537
I had one of their pizzas a wile back
Total SHIT

>> No.19618627

>>19618617
>And NDErs say that the meaning of life is to learn to love and be kind and thrive here despite how hard it is in this world. So how is it going anon? <3
Not good, no woman has shown me romantic affection in 7 years
I like to be nice to people though

>> No.19618918

>>19618617
afterlife exists but the light is a lie and will only lead to soul harvest and recycling

fuck off archon

>> No.19619034

>>19618485
Try making your own pizza, you wont go back.
Add garlic to the sauce and if you arent ready to make the dough yourself then try a premade base.
You can get a very nice pizza in a home oven but its easier to crisp/brown the bottom if you cook it in a pan.

>> No.19619038

>>19618627
That’s probably because womanbros can smell the fag on you. Women have exceptional fag detecting software.

>> No.19619051

>>19619038
Then how come no one knew you were gay till you started wearing a dress?

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>>19618512

>> No.19619236

Frozen pizza is pricey and not filling.

>> No.19619241

>>19618485
go to home depot and buy some rope. peace is only $749 away.

>> No.19619243

>>19618485
Donburi, fatty beef fried up crisp, washed white rice and some eggs on top with mayo and hot sauce, easy and filling.

>> No.19619263

>>19618620
>Could it have been avoided?
No(id)

>> No.19619268

>>19619236
it is if you chew your food and dont shovel it down like a fat slob

>> No.19619277

>>19618617
>NDErs say that we are eternal and will go to heaven unconditionally when we die.
Why would everyone go to heaven or wherever? it doesnt make sense. those that are are more aware of things are more likely to go to heaven. Earth is like a place that screws up our antenna and its up to us to die with the antenna fixed as much as possible so we can receive the signal to head to the right place after death. no way most people are coming to the right place with me. just look at all the sheeple and cattle.

>> No.19619282

>>19619051
>no one cared until I put on the dress
lol

>> No.19619293

>>19619282
Fr ellen page turned into elliot page and now she might might play Superman. OP should so something similar.

>> No.19619300

>>19619277
if you actually read the bible, nowhere in it does it say good people go to heaven.

>> No.19619306

>>19619300
im not saying good. im saying "awake." Earth realm makes it so u end up going nowhere or recycled(, but i assume if you are able to fine tune your antenna, then you can receive the proper signal and head towards it. Someone or something has screwed all humans, idk who or what. you can call them the "people in charge" but i doubt those people are going to the right place after and earth is their only place over and over again.

>> No.19619315

>>19619306
>earth realm
Shut the fuck up Ed. Your last good game was Shaolin Monks 18 years ago.

>> No.19619358

>>19619315
lol who knows. maybe all the mythology behind mortal kombat has truth in it.

>> No.19619909

>>19618550
Put it in the fridge the night before you plan to eat it

>> No.19619947

>>19618485
i wish i could afford frozen pizza

>> No.19619948

>>19619277
Many are called, few are chosen. So long as you follow the Noahide laws, you are welcome in God's kingdom.

>> No.19619975

>>19618485
eating that brand of frozen pizza used to be a nice thing for me that brightened my day when i was having a particularly bad day and now things have gotten worse and i cant have them at all anymore :(
i hope thing gets better for you

>> No.19620894

>>19619975
Sorry anon, I don't know what circumstances are preventing you from having these if you like them, but I hope they change soon

>> No.19620906

>>19618485
You should try one with toppings next time. I'd be depressed too if I had to eat a plain frozen pizza.

>> No.19620915

>>19618485
Do you have an income?

>> No.19620923

>>19620915
If the answer is yes, you can buy a premade pizza dough from a local pizzeria (or make your own dough very easy) for like no money and add tomato sauce mozzarella a bit of olive oil and put oven at highest temp.after you can top with basil. now you have an amazing non depression pizza hurray.

>> No.19620938

>>19620915
>>19620923
Yes, I made my own pizzas for a little while but it was too much work
I know it's not a lot of work objectively speaking, I just have very little energy
I have to force myself to wash the dishes even

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>>19618485
Get the fuck outta Dodge with that sad shit!

>> No.19621003

>>19620938
Vitamin d
Megadose
Doctors are retard

>> No.19621008

>>19620938
restructure your life and habits until you aren't constantly sapped of your energy, nothing else will work

>> No.19621012

>>19620938
oh I can relate, haven't made one myself for a good while. Good luck on your life bro.

>> No.19621057

>>19621008
That remindes me of some really weird movie with some hot chick that stabbed some dude like 50 times then shot him. Classsic lifetime movie network stuff.

>> No.19621058

>>19618485
Make yourself something piss easy but delicious like cottage pie or chicken parm. You'll thank yourself afterwards. Eating frozen food is depressing. No wonder you're sad.

>> No.19621068

>>19621058
Egg in the hole with some bacon seems appropriate.

>> No.19621115

>>19618485
a lot of nigger kids starving in nigger countries where they have to eat bugs to survive would love to eat that shitty pizza. You should spare a thought for them. After all, who else would pick your coffee beans and cocoa beans and vanilla beans and magic beanstalk beans?

>> No.19621161

>>19621115
Thats because the nogs were selling shit they'd find on the streets. Those punks were embarassing themselves.

>> No.19621169

>>19621115
When they're selling horse shit found on some city street then of course they'll be embarrassed and act like yo yo yo nig nogs.

>> No.19621182

>>19621115
Yo Yo Yo. they wear their baseball caps backwards with skull cap accoutrements. Fucking punk ass sacks of shit.

>> No.19621320

>>19621115
Good point

>> No.19621348

>>19618496
>heating up surimi
EWWWWWWWW!!!!
that egg is also fucking disgusting. for pizza it's fried or bust

>> No.19621383

>>19618617
Stale pasta

>> No.19621395

>>19618569
so, taking hostages means you can get free pizza?

>> No.19621423

>Frozen Pizza
$8 here
not worth the cost

>> No.19621447

>>19621395
You can get loads of free stuff when you have hostages, so long as it's worth less than the hostages's lives. You usualy just need to ask and it will be brought to you.
Trouble arises once you no longer have the hostages however

>> No.19621476

>>19621447
This sounds like a more fun alternative to normal suicide. Also, more chance of making the news.
I like to think positive.

>> No.19621481

>>19621447
So... if I have a country of hostages, I can have anything I want, forever?

Mind=blown

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19621493

I'm hungry. Should I order Domino's, bros?
It's such delicious slop, but I always feel like fat, greasy shit after eating it.

>> No.19621504

>>19618485
boo hoo ...

>> No.19621619

>>19621493
This is the last day to get 50% off if you order online, I say go for it. Only, if you are fat, just get a small cheese pizza and nothing else.

>> No.19621667

>>19621619
based paid advertiser shitposting for profit

>> No.19621687

>>19618485
Makes me glad I own a pizza oven

>> No.19621740

>>19621481
>anon discovers taxation

>> No.19621764

>>19618569
Getting off on insanity is usually pretty hard. But potentially exchanging a hostage for a random fiction novel probably helps with that kind of defense.
>suicide in 95
Too good for this shit world filled with shit pizza.

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>>19618918
When you die, you go to the Everhood, where a guy who looks like Red Geno will fight you

>> No.19621794

>>19621008
>how can I cure my laziness?
>put the effort
I'm so fucked man

>> No.19622030

>>19618485
Hey man, at least it have all you need and will fatten you.

>> No.19622093

>>19621764
I'm usually pretty hard when I get off on insanity.