nothing beats an icy cold beer

[Anonymous No.19609978]

[Anonymous No.19609979]

>>19609978
Nice product placement on her cute boobies

[Anonymous No.19609985]

>>19609979

[Anonymous No.19610021]

>>19609978
that chilled mug looks like a great beer-drinking vessel.

[Anonymous No.19610023]

>>19609978
>>19609985
Imagine the smell of her fart

[Anonymous No.19610026]

>>19609978
>>19609985
Misato best girl

[Anonymous No.19610029]

>>19609978
>>19609985
>>19610026
drinking like this is gross

[Anonymous No.19610032]

>>19610023
Dude stop, it will smell like shit.

[Anonymous No.19610090]

>>19610029
ywnbaw

[Anonymous No.19610097]

>>19609978
Beer is for women.

[Anonymous No.19610148]

>>19610090
stop projecting and drink real alcohol

[Anonymous No.19610165]

>>19610148
see>>19610090

[Anonymous No.19610167]

>>19610097
see>>19610090

[Anonymous No.19610172]

>>19610167
>tell anon beer is full of estrogen and grow tits
>anon replies with ywnbaw to someone who tells you NOT to consume estrogen
Ugh... I think your estrogen levels are too high.

[Anonymous No.19610187]

>>19610032
yeah, but feemshit

[Anonymous No.19610205]

>>19610097
I've had hormonal problems since I was a kid and always had tits anyways. The damage is already done so I'm just going to drink beer.

[Anonymous No.19610228]

>>19610205
See a doctor for trt treatment. Then even beer won't make you girly.

[Anonymous No.19610246]

>>19609978
>>19609985
A he.

[Anonymous No.19610252]

i can't handle beer it's gunna make you a girl

men have been drinking beers for a thousand years and not got bitch tits

its fine you can have an ice cold beer it wont hurt you

maybe too much chicken on the other hand

[Anonymous No.19610373]

>>19610252
That copy pasta spacing there makes you a girly man girl

[Anonymous No.19610413]

>>19610373
not an argument fraidy cat

[Anonymous No.19610426]

>>19610252
>men have been drinking beers for a thousand years and not got bitch tits
Maybe not in their 20s, but later they do.

[Anonymous No.19610521]

>>19609978
This post made me pull out a modelo.
AHHH!

[Anonymous No.19610533]

>>19609978
This post clearly needs pizza, pizza and beer go naturally together.

[Anonymous No.19610549]

>>19609978

[Anonymous No.19610601]

>>19609978
>>19609985
bros... I want to brutally sodomize a cute Asian girl without consent and lick up her tears of pain with my tongue.

[Anonymous No.19610608]

>>19609978
>>19609985
HOLY.... S-S-SUGOII!!!!
IS THAT AN ASIAN WOMAN DOING A COMPLETELY MUNDANE THING?? A JAPANESE WOMAN NO LESS??? OH MY GOD!! OH MY KAMI!! HOW CUTE! HOW NOVEL!!
IMAGINE HER POURING THAT BEER INTO HER MOUTH, SWINGING HER HEAD AWAY IN AN EXAGERATED FASHION, LETTING OUT A LONG SIGH, THEN TILTING HER HEAD BACK AND YELLING "KAMPAII!!!!" IT WOULD JUST LIKE IN MY ANIMES!!!!

[Anonymous No.19610664]

>>19610608
didn't put a quote so you looked like that and said that

[Anonymous No.19610685]

>>19610664
I do look like that and I did say that. This is an anime website, if you don't like it then leave.

[Anonymous No.19610700]

>>19610608
Unironically this, thoughever.

[Anonymous No.19610718]

>>19610549
sauce, ffs

[Anonymous No.19610740]

>>19610608
good post

[Anonymous No.19610798]

>>19610608
yes i'd like that can it be in a chilled glass as well like in the picture

[Anonymous No.19610800]

i love how you post a cute girl drinking a beer all the trannies lose their minds because they do the same but they have big fat male beer guts and shit like that because they can never be a real woman like this asian chick

[Anonymous No.19610805]

>>19610549

is that a fermented belgian white?

[Anonymous No.19610844]

Sometimes at work when I open a bottle of coronoa for a customer i'll get a whiff and the cravings start. Don't even like corona, but it doesn't happen with other beers

[Anonymous No.19610850]

>>19610608
the only appropriate post to respond to delusional weaboo fuckheads like OP

[Anonymous No.19610912]

>>19609978
>>19609985
>>19610026
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[Anonymous No.19611100]

>>19609978
How do they get the glass to stay cold?

[Anonymous No.19611103]

Get a load of mr radioactivity here, >>19610850, calls everyone a "weeabo" yet is a minimum wage serf.

[Anonymous No.19611122]

>>19610521
Mexican spotted

[Anonymous No.19611128]

>>19610912
Hit the brain! Hit the brain! Hit the brain! Hit the brain! YEAHHHHHHHH!

[Anonymous No.19611137]

>>19611100
Freezer, pour, drink right away and don't smear the surface condensation with your hand for the photo

[Anonymous No.19611333]

>>19610097
All alcohol methylates ovarian eggs, and women are born with a set number of eggs. The more they drink the more fucked their eggs are. Women drinking, smoking, being outside, and wearing immodest clothing should be banned.

[Anonymous No.19611363]

>>19611137
Well summer is over now so this advice is pretty much useless to me. Thanks anyway. If you have any tips for cozy fall or comfy winter drinks I'm all ears.

[Anonymous No.19611394]

>>19611363
hot toddy

[Anonymous No.19611438]

>>19610608
No
>
means you say this and look like this.

[Anonymous No.19611506]

>>19609978
cider moggs the fuck out beerniggers and winefags

[Anonymous No.19611537]

>>19609978
The world health organization recommended no more than two alcoholic beverages a day for men and no more than one for women - that equates to 3 ounces of standard spirits or 24 oz of beer

[Anonymous No.19611541]

>>19611506
>Thinks he is only allowed to like one type of alcohol
>Roots for it like a football team

[Anonymous No.19612468]

>>19609978
Thanks, but I'll stick with apple juice and water.

[Anonymous No.19612618]

>>19610521
I tried that shit because I like Modelo cheladas, it was fucking VILE. Nasty bitter dirty dishwater taste. Wouldn't be surprised if it gave me hep A.

[Anonymous No.19612670]

PBR is -LITERALLY- (not figuratively) the best beer.
If you disagree you're a hipster faggot.

[Anonymous No.19612674]

>>19612670
*raises paw*
pabst blue ribbon? FUCK THAT SHIT

[Anonymous No.19612676]

>>19612674
Hipster faggot.

[Anonymous No.19612678]

>>19612670
back in my day, PBR was the beer for hipster fags

[Anonymous No.19612679]

tfw no alcoholic jap gf

[Anonymous No.19612682]

>>19612679

[Anonymous No.19612723]

>>19612678
my opinion is purely objective.

[Anonymous No.19612740]

>>19610521
*mogs*

[Anonymous No.19612753]

>>19609978
Wiry asian pubes though. Shits like steel wool.

[Anonymous No.19612755]

>>19609978
Why does drinking in Asia seems so much funner and less gay?

[Anonymous No.19612759]

>>19612755
Its the only thing you have when you work an 18 hour shit at the sweat shop. It has to be fun. Or you take a dive off the roof.

[Anonymous No.19612766]

[Anonymous No.19612769]

>>19609978
a red hot rip of a bong

[Anonymous No.19612779]

>>19612759
America should sell them fentanyl

[Anonymous No.19612785]

>>19612779
We did that with opium in the old days. Mao had a mass execution of all the addicts and they have wisened up now.

[Anonymous No.19612786]

>>19611333
Why do you care about women, that you don't know, ovaries?

[Anonymous No.19612791]

>>19612786
Nigga do you care if your kwn mother drank when she was pregnant. Oh wait she probably did anyway. We live in a society nigga.

[Anonymous No.19612795]

>>19612766
what's that third thing she did? some kind of mini vacuum?

[Anonymous No.19612797]

>>19612766
I could do that too, if I was a whore

[Anonymous No.19612804]

>>19609978
I heard Guinness started making an alcohol-free beer that allegedly they make by making the beer normally and then cold filtering the alcohol out, whatever that means? I'm excited to give it a try because I don't even like alcohol but I love dark Stout like Guinness and this would be a really great way to enjoy beer while also still quitting alcohol forever

[Anonymous No.19612811]

>>19612804
No it wouldn't child.

[Anonymous No.19612818]

>>19612811
Back to Redit

[Anonymous No.19612851]

>>19612785
>Sassoon and Sacklers dabbing on goyim around the globe

[Anonymous No.19612862]

>>19612851
Todah

[Anonymous No.19612880]

>if it's cheap it must be
>.........................................le BAD

[Anonymous No.19612932]

>>19612791
>now he's talking about pregnant drinking

[Anonymous No.19613002]

>>19612678
>>19612723
i'm backing up his opinion like around 2010 onwards hipsters drank pbr's exclusively

i didn't give a fuck it was a decent beer but you look kinda dumb with your argument

[Anonymous No.19613005]

>>19612759
>Or you take a dive off the roof.
besos has suicide nets for that dummy

[Anonymous No.19613010]

>>19613002
I respect your opinion my man, but I think they were right.
It's literally the best beer.

[Anonymous No.19613013]

>pretty girl drinking beer
tranny's shook to their core

[Anonymous No.19613035]

>>19609978
You're ugly

[Anonymous No.19613049]

>>19612755
it's well deserved because they actually work
i don't get how they all don't get morning withdrawals with how much they drink every night

[Anonymous No.19613053]

>>19612766
not as much style as >>19612755, but holy shit grandma

[Anonymous No.19613203]

>>19610608
Correct lad 4chan is a Japanese woman apprrciatooor site and always will be. Anything a slim but average looking jap girl does automatically gains extra points.

[Anonymous No.19613210]

>>19612670
>if you don't drink the most hipster beer on the planet then you're a hipster

[Anonymous No.19613213]

>>19613210
hipsters went extinct, pbr is back to just being cheap shit

[Anonymous No.19613220]

>>19613213
PBR was always cheap shit; that's why hipsters liked it. And yes, hipsters died out with the rise of social media, so people need to stop throwing that word around, and especially associating it with popular mainstream shit like IPAs. IPAs were never a hipster thing.

[Anonymous No.19613224]

>>19613220
>PBR was always cheap shit; that's why hipsters liked it
yeah your post makes absolutely no sense.
hipsters are microcock deep into IPAs.
you. are. a. fucking. hipster.

[Anonymous No.19613230]

>>19613224
>zoom zoom

[Anonymous No.19613233]

>>19613230
I know more than you

[Anonymous No.19613250]

>>19609978
>>19609985
aaaah my waifuuuuu

[Anonymous No.19613261]

>>19613224

[Anonymous No.19613275]

>>19613261
kek
i guess the hipsters were right about this one.

[Anonymous No.19613287]

>>19613220
>IPAs were never a hipster thing.
lol yes they were stop embarrassing yourself zoom zoom your head cannon isn't how the world was bro

you know what you're probably a fucking fag hipster aren't you betcha you tie your hair in a bun or some shit like a fag

[Anonymous No.19613293]

>>19613287
No they weren't. The idea of IPAs being hipster is so absurdly counterintuitive I can only imagine you have never left you room to go anywhere other than school and back.

[Anonymous No.19613298]

>>19613049
>>19612759
That Chinese dude is a farmer and doesn't actually drink like that very often... someone made a small documentary about him. He got too big on YT and the ccp cracked down on his content too forced him to hang out with police and shit to show how they all get along... ghetto China life.

[Anonymous No.19613373]

>all this simping for a femoid with male behaviour
Trannies and/or severe daddy issues all around this thead. At this point you should seek out a boyfriend instead of XX chromosomes.

[Anonymous No.19613390]

>>19613293
>dude my super cool craft ipa i'm gunna ride my fixed gear bicycle to the liqueur store to get 4 pack of sour beers

yeah it's been a hipster thing since it's inception

bro no offense but you are in denial

next thing your gunna say is indy music isn't a hipster thing or wearing check flannel shirts or some shit or having beards

yes they don't own that shit that's the whole point they are a larp just like you

hurrr if i grow a ratty beard and wear sun glasses and wear a flannel shirt whilst drinking an ipa in some expensive boots people will think i'm a legit guy that can fix your naked motorcycle or some shit

it's a larp it's an insecurity thing this is why they are ridiculed and laughed at they are posers

some of us legitimately had to suffer through these people and they expected us to take them seriously

[Anonymous No.19613393]

>>19613373
see>>19613013
like moths to a flame

[Anonymous No.19613413]

>>19612682
that's cute af, tiny coffee making robot gf.

[Anonymous No.19613416]

>>19613220
>IPAs were never a hipster thing.
What planet are you from?

[Anonymous No.19613425]

>>19612755
Uhhh can someone tell me which part of all this cooked the egg?

[Anonymous No.19613432]

>>19613393
im sorry daddu uwu have this sarin gas please :3c

[Anonymous No.19613454]

>>19609985
Replace that glass with my ballsack and rest my fat cock on her forehead and she would make the exact same face

[Anonymous No.19613460]

>>19609978
A breast milkshake will beat any beer on the planet.

[Anonymous No.19613467]

>>19612674
based frank booth poster

[Anonymous No.19613755]

>>19613390
You're an idiot. You're talking about a particular style that's been mainstream for well over a decade. Pro-tip: when hipster things get too popular they stop being hipster. You don't understand that because you've never actually met any hipsters. You just have an internet definition that's completely outdated and practically the opposite of hipster. IPAs were never hipster, and they certainly weren't hipster "since it's inception." They were first a boomer thing - you know, the guys homebrewing in their garage in the 90's? But of course you wouldn't know that; you don't even realize that sours and IPAs are two different things.

[Anonymous No.19613766]

>>19613393
Project more, it only makes me chuckle harder.

[Anonymous No.19613777]

>>19612766
this bitch is 30 years old

[Anonymous No.19613815]

>>19613390
>having beards is a hipster thing
Lol. What year do you think it is?

[Anonymous No.19613822]

>>19613390
Jesus fucking christ. Are you 70 or just a flyover lolcow

[Anonymous No.19613864]

>>19611506
Do you make your own? I make cider out of store bought apple juice and it's very good.

[Anonymous No.19613882]

>>19613864
If you live anywhere near apple orchards you should go when they're in season and they'll probably be selling fresh pressed, unpasteurized juice/cider in gallon jugs. I used to buy 6 gallons (had to go apple picking with the ball and chain first) and brew a batch every year and take it out of secondary right around Winter. I also used champagne yeast because I like it kind of dry and prefer the smaller bubbles.

[Anonymous No.19613928]

>>19612795
it's some kind of wax rig

[Anonymous No.19613935]

>>19609978
what is it about this image that makes it slightly arrousing or endearing? the flushed cheeks? soft skin? mildly damp hair? i want sexo with this woman

[Anonymous No.19613962]

>>19613935
You like it because she's (pretending) to show her real self when she's not in public, and you find women hard to approach because of how much work they put into their image and would prefer to just skip all that and be a neet with a live-in sex doll. But most women are a complete mess when they're at home. It gets old fast, and as much pressure as they're under to look a certain way in public, you wouldn't like going around with them if they didn't spend an hour plus in the bathroom getting ready every morning either. You're getting aroused by a fantasy, which is purely manufactured.

[Anonymous No.19613986]

>>19609978
I wish I was drinking beer but I've got a fucking cold

[Anonymous No.19613989]

>>19613213
>>19613220
Hipsters didn't die out they just fragmented into two separate groups after 2016. Soiboys and alt right conspiracy theorists.

[Anonymous No.19614016]

>>19609978
How about an icy cold water ?

[Anonymous No.19614018]

>>19614016
No thanks, my body is already like 80% of that

[Anonymous No.19614216]

>>19613777

[Anonymous No.19614280]

>>19609978
getting a blowjob > icy cold beer
it's close though

[Anonymous No.19614289]

>>19612670
I got sick of it in college but it's still good for cheap

[Anonymous No.19614291]

>>19614280
I don't know man
I've had a lot of blowjobs (though I admit only from one woman) and while they are truly great, I think if I had to pick one and lose one, I'd stay with the beer

[Anonymous No.19614316]

Read this post if you think I should have a pint or two tonight

[Anonymous No.19615349]

>>19610608
kek

[Anonymous No.19615377]

>>19612740

[Anonymous No.19615384]

>>19613425
>thinks eating a raw egg is harmful

[Anonymous No.19615398]

>>19609978
that looks like more than 12 oz

[Anonymous No.19615633]

>>19610664
Lmao

[Anonymous No.19615646]

>>19609985
I dated a cute jp alcoholic a few years back. She would pass out in bathrooms at bars all the time and i had to ask servers to check on her. It stopped being cute very fast 2bh.

[Anonymous No.19615659]

>>19610608
The funny thing about this post is that you'd have to be a weeb to even get it.

[Anonymous No.19615662]

>>19610608
That's exactly why it's amazing, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.19615706]

[Anonymous No.19615737]

>>19609978
right?

[Anonymous No.19615763]

>>19615706
I look like and dress like this.

[Anonymous No.19615770]

>>19613220
>>19613293
>>19613755
IPAs absolutely WERE a hipster thing. In fact, you have hipsters to thank for the fact that 1 in 2 beers in every American supermarket is an IPA nowadays. Just because they're popular now doesn't mean they weren't popularized by hipsters. And no, it was not a boomer thing at all, 98% of beer consumed by boomers was American adjunct lager, and for the first 30 years of their lives homebrewing and craft beer was practically nonexistent in the US. We get it, you like IPAs and resent their association with hipsterdom.

[Anonymous No.19615804]

>>19615706
Beer is actually so good when you're thirsty. And it pairs amazing with bread.

The faggots who compare notes of flavour and hoppiness are Reddit tier.

[Anonymous No.19615834]

>>19615770
This. Hipsters pretty much gentrified dive bars in every major and smaller cities.

[Anonymous No.19615847]

>>19615834
Nah you just never went to a real dive bar

[Anonymous No.19615910]

>>19614291
confirmed, blow jobs are overrated
though people who have or once had a penis do them a little better

[Anonymous No.19615912]

>>19615847
Does an irish pub that doesnt card obvious 17 year olds count?

[Anonymous No.19615936]

>>19615912
not necessarily

[Anonymous No.19615939]

>>19610373
>makes you a girly man girl
that's not a insult to a femboi
why you complementing a fag homo?

[Anonymous No.19615949]

>>19615936
I'd say it does considering it was in the seedier part of my city. Anyhow, those places hardly exist anymore because hipsters changed the game. At least where I'm at.

[Anonymous No.19615954]

>>19615804
>bread plus liquid bread
good pairing

[Anonymous No.19615965]

>>19612682
why do you tease me with things i can't have
also if this is stop motion it's top level

[Anonymous No.19616008]

>>19613261
problem here is that sure its hipster bait but they are just emulating real men... you know the only ones that know how to disarm a bear trap

[Anonymous No.19616098]

>>19615646
This
Ideally you want a jap girl that doesn't really drink but they're so rare they may as well not exist

[Anonymous No.19616131]

>>19615954
>good pairing
You must have tried it then

[Anonymous No.19616156]

>>19609978
BRAAAAAAP

[Anonymous No.19616163]

>>19612682
You're tiny! This is so hard for you compared to a normal-sized person doing it! It's not fair! This is robot abuse.

[Anonymous No.19616177]

>>19615965
I think it is stop motion. With some very, very clever editing to splice the human interaction parts to make it seem like the movement is happening at the same time.
I can't figure out out the gravity though. If that's possible through clever splicing as well, it's too pro for me to spot.

[Anonymous No.19616236]

>>19613989
>hipsters didn't die out
>they just fragmented into shallow, popular culture consuming normies and fascist incels
This might be the dumbest thing I've ever read on the internet.

[Anonymous No.19616244]

>>19614291
>I've had a lot of blowjobs (though I admit only from one woman)
Please don't get married to her. That's probably the number one problem with the world today. Sex is massively important to any healthy relationship, but you have no fucking clue what you're getting into if you've only been with one person. 99% of the time that's just a disaster waiting to happen.

[Anonymous No.19616268]

>>19612795
Nectar collector

[Anonymous No.19616284]

>>19609978
Too Japanese.

[Anonymous No.19616289]

>>19615770
>just because they're popular now doesn't mean they weren't popularized by hipsters
You're just repeating the exact same thing I said about flannel and beards, except those things actually were a hipster thing a decade or two ago, along with PBR/Hamms/Red Stripe/'gansett/whatever cheap tallboy lager that isn't bud/coors/miller.
>for the first 30 years of their lives homebrewing and craft beer was practically nonexistent in the US
No shit. They did it in their GARAGES. As in, it was a middle aged hobby thing (frequently a mid-life crisis type thing).
>you like IPAs and resent their association with hipsterdom
I do like IPAs, but I honestly have no problem with hipsters. I went to undergrad in PDX in the mid aughts and grad school in NYC, where I lived in Brooklyn for 3 years. I spent all of my 20's and early 30's hanging out with hipsters. I'd never even heard the term when I first went to college, but I just kind of fell in with a group of them because they didn't really have a particular style, and just liked people who did their own thing, which is what I did. You think that hipsters follow a fad because you never go outside. In reality, hipsters do all sorts of weird shit, and the only thing they have in common is the fact that they avoid fads. And that applies to IPAs. IPAs were NEVER hipster. I don't know what else I can say. You're so incredibly out of touch. You're far more likely to see a CC Republican drinking an IPA at a taproom than you ever are going to see any hipster.

[Anonymous No.19616308]

>>19612670
>>19613010
Friendly reminder that PBR doesn't have any breweries and is all contracted brewed by other companies. It's literally just a Brand(tm) at this point.

[Anonymous No.19616309]

>>19616268
I view IPA's the same way I view people who love their food really spicy. There is no objective quality or subtly by which you enjoy a thing. You just enjoy chasing the dopamine high as each sip or bite kicks a cacophony of pain into your mouth. The more pain, the better. You are a masochist with an unhealthy relationship with food. I would just as well take sex advice from someone with a bdsm torture fetish if I were to take food advice from you. Which is why you will never be satisfied with the subtle pleasures of life. You've ruined yourself.

[Anonymous No.19616315]

For me, it's Tequila

[Anonymous No.19616327]

>>19616309
SHU and IBU are not analogous, and thinking they are makes you sound really, really dumb.

[Anonymous No.19616334]

>>19609978
i wanna fuck that pussy

[Anonymous No.19616340]

>>19616309
Trying very hard to make a mid take stick when you could just say it tastes like grass. That's a OHKO on them.

[Anonymous No.19616348]

>>19616244
Yeah, I'm sure the biggest problem facing society today is not enough pre-marital sex with multiple partners

[Anonymous No.19616359]

>>19616327
They are analogous to the extent that pursuing either to the extreme is reprogramming your pain. Bitter is the mechanism by which our brain tries to identify toxic compounds. Spicy is nature's way of warding off predation. You are engaging in a form of masochism to convince your brain that you enjoy these pain signals. There are individuals and cultures that are so hooked that they can't enjoy a simple meal. It's pathetic.

>>19616340
You're probably right

[Anonymous No.19616394]

Rum.

[Anonymous No.19616397]

>>19609978
I can no longer have beer because I have gout

[Anonymous No.19616413]

>>19616359
I was at the very least expecting some kind of culinary rebuttal, but you went full retard and started spouting off nonsensical evolutionary bullshit. Humans stopped evolving the moment they became self aware. The condition of possibility for you knowing anything about human history - for the very concept of "history" - is that evolution no longer applies to humans. But getting back to the basic culinary sense of the terms...they are not analogous because IBUs are measured based on the chemical compounds present, regardless of the other ingredients and how balanced or hop forward the beer may be. In other words, bitterness as measured by IBUs is not the same as perceived bitterness. This was obvious to everyone when doubles and triples started becoming popular, but it's just blatantly obvious with the Hazy craze that's been going on for nearly half a decade. On the other hand, Scoville units are literally measured by perceived spiciness, or "heat". It doesn't matter what dumbshit scorpion reaper black mamba pepper you put in your hot sauce; the scoville rating is determined by the amount of capsaicin relative to all the other ingredients.

[Anonymous No.19616420]

>>19613298
>someone made a small documentary about him
If you found the link I'd appreciate it

[Anonymous No.19616422]

>>19613425
The alcohol from the baiju disinfects the egg

[Anonymous No.19616423]

>>19616348
>pre-marital sex
Lol. What a dumb thing to say. Marriage doesn't mean anything. Maybe it did at one time when everyone was retarded and believed in god or whatever, but it obviously doesn't mean anything today other than tax breaks. You're giving off pretty smelly incel vibes anon.

[Anonymous No.19616430]

>>19609978
A phat milly in my bank account sure would beat some ice cold piss.

[Anonymous No.19616450]

>>19616413
>Humans stopped evolving the moment they became self aware. The condition of possibility for you knowing anything about human history - for the very concept of "history" - is that evolution no longer applies to humans.
Utter pseudo science tripe. Human's have shifted from natural selection to self selection, but that is still evolution. God you are retarded.

[Anonymous No.19616456]

>>19616450
>Human's have shifted from natural selection to self selection, but that is still evolution
It's called sexual selection and everything does it.

[Anonymous No.19616470]

>>19616450
>humans have shifted from the literal defining aspect of evolution to the complete opposite
>b-but it's still evolution!
Yes. I'm the retard. Thank you for showing me how stupid I've been.

[Anonymous No.19616481]

>>19616423
yeah what a stupid phrase to see in post responding to someone specifically saying not to get married before you fuck around

[Anonymous No.19616503]

>>19613220
>PBR was always cheap shit
i wish
the few times ive gotten a 6pack it was the same price as the autistic craft brew IPAs

[Anonymous No.19616505]

>>19616456
>It's called sexual selection and everything does it.
NOOOOO FUCKING SHIT. The difference is nothing is killing off the 40% who need glasses and the 10% with diabetes. It doesn't matter what dysgenic traits emerge in humans because our medical and food industries are keeping us from dying naturally. The only thing keeping us from breeding is our own mate selection. We guide our evolution more than nature does. But it is still evolution.

Back to why becoming a spicy and bitter lover makes you a dysgenic retard. Spice masks the quality of ingredients. If food quality declined, spicy lovers would be the first to drop dead to food poisoning. Bitter is no different. Bitter as a flavor is literally exists tell us that the thing we are consuming might have harmful toxins. You are quite literally bastardizing your own senses for masochistic pleasure.

>>19616470
>Sexual selection is a mode of natural selection
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_selection
HAHAHA. Everyone is laughing at you.

[Anonymous No.19616507]

>>19616236
>>19616236
not that anon but hipsters were the goths of consumerism
pretending to be anti establishment when really their whole thing was conforming to all consuming the same overpriced products so they could feel morally superior

[Anonymous No.19616760]

>>19610549
>>19610608
>janny deletes a post making fun of weaboos
>leaves a picture of a woman drinking literal cum
The state of Japanophiles. Why are they so thin skinned?

[Anonymous No.19616771]

>>19609985
Thats a man.

[Anonymous No.19616774]

>>19616505
In what sense is it dysgenetic (which is both not a word nor a concept that makes any sense) if it is not impairing their ability to survive? You really don't seem to understand evolution very well.

[Anonymous No.19616878]

[Anonymous No.19617028]

>>19616289
>I spent all of my 20's and early 30's hanging out with hipsters
>hipsters [...] avoid fads
Methinks the hipster doth protest too much.

[Anonymous No.19617032]

>>19616507
Whoever said they were anti-consumerism or anti-establishment?

[Anonymous No.19617106]

>>19611537
damn i drink 7 times that every day

[Anonymous No.19617109]

Cider is the patricians choice.

[Anonymous No.19617121]

>>19616774
pro tip: when someone uses the word "dysgenic" on 4chan they're deep, DEEP in the incelosphere. since screeching about "postmodernism" became passe, it's the current way to virtue signal your lack of sex while avoiding being TOO overt about it

[Anonymous No.19617135]

>>19616771
where do I get a bf who looks like her I mean him?

[Anonymous No.19617145]

>>19617121
Why don't they just have sex? Is it because they're all retarded? (Still not a form of sexual selection in evolutionary terms.)

[Anonymous No.19617194]

>>19616505
>sexual selection is a mode of natural selection
Okay? Nobody was talking about sexual selection. The article you cited doesn't even talk about humans, so I have no idea what point you thought you were making.
>HAHAHA. Everyone is laughing at you.
It actually seems like there are multiple people in the thread laughing at you. Stay in school.

[Anonymous No.19617224]

>>19613777
kek
>>19614216
moron

[Anonymous No.19617231]

>>19616774
you're the only person in this thread who's said "dysgenetic" you tard

[Anonymous No.19617260]

>>19613220
>IPAs were never a hipster thing

[Anonymous No.19617264]

>>19616420
https://youtu.be/B0Lid4BKknM?si=WA48Vbo4wqNBj4eg

[Anonymous No.19617287]

>>19617260
When and where were IPAs ever hipster? It couldn't have been any time in the last 20 years, seeing as how IPAs have become the most mainstream style of beer. It wasn't in the early 2000's, which is when PBR became synonymous with hipster. Was it in the 90's? I'm only 38, so I must have been too young to be aware of what hipsters were doing at the time. I know that my dad started drinking IPAs in the 90's, and he's about as far from hipster as you can get. So what am I missing?

[Anonymous No.19617317]

>>19610097
>current year + 9
>still doesn't understand how xenoestrogen and phytoestrogen receptor signaling works

[Anonymous No.19617556]

>>19617287
>It couldn't have been any time in the last 20 years, seeing as how IPAs have become the most mainstream style of beer
It was during the period when IPAs became the most mainstream style of beer.

[Anonymous No.19617576]

>>19616771
it's not gay if it looks passable

[Anonymous No.19617582]

>>19613390
This isn't 2006 anymore

[Anonymous No.19617594]

>>19617556
>at some point in the late 2000's hipsters briefly started drinking IPAs instead of PBR and then immediately went back to drinking tall boys of tecate and whatever cheap pilsner the local dive carries
Literally never happened.

[Anonymous No.19617602]

>>19617594
I don't know what to tell you man, most people around here associate the stupid over hopped IPA trend with hipsters. It was deeply annoying when they took over all the nice pubs in town and you couldn't get a normal fucking ale pulled. I'm assuming you identify as a hipster or hipster adjacent given how invested you are in correcting this perceived slight, but it is what it is. Your local experience of the subculture isn't global and other people are going to remember different trends.

[Anonymous No.19617612]

>>19617602
>around here
Nobody is talking about fucking bongistan when they mention IPAs or hipsters.

[Anonymous No.19617675]

>>19617612
Well I am, checkmate. Look dude, you have a thread full of people giving you the spicy meme arrow for suggesting they're not associated, and if you just fucking google "what beer do hipsters drink" half the results mention IPAs. Do you think everyone else is sharing a mass hallucination or do you think it's even slightly possible you just happened to miss a niche trend of a niche subculture and are now being bizarrely militant about that lacuna.

[Anonymous No.19618120]

>>19610097
Arny disagrees, he says beer is good for you

[Anonymous No.19618180]

>>19617675
>if you just fucking google "what beer do hipsters drink" half the results mention IPA
They literally don't. Most of them are talking about PBR or Modelo or Hamms. I found one article where the guy is confused about people online calling craft beer "hipster" when it's obvious not, saying pretty much the same thing I've been saying.
>“Strange”, I think. “What are they talking about? They’re getting their stereotypes confused. Craft beer isn’t a hipster thing.”
https://homebrewacademy.com/craft-beer-hipsters/
>everyone else is sharing a mass hallucination
But it's not "everyone else." It's a misconception in popular culture among people who neither hang out around hipsters nor drink craft beer. So no, I don't think I could have missed it if it ever were a trend.

[Anonymous No.19618218]

>>19618180
>They literally don't.
Works on my machine. I guess you just live in a parallel universe.

[Anonymous No.19618312]

>>19618218
Are you spelling hipster with an "ou"?

[Anonymous No.19618318]

>>19610533
I prefer wine with pizza. With beer the flavors get messed up too much.

[Anonymous No.19618384]

>>19616394
>>19616315
Based chad boozing community

[Anonymous No.19618467]

>>19616289
>>19617594
>>19618180
literally everyone in this thread who is acknowledging you is telling you you're wrong. if 99 people in a room say IPAs were associated with hipsters and one person says "actually, no, they weren't, and here are my credentials", who is suffering from misjudgment? you're literally trying to debate a matter of public opinion against an overwhelming majority. by the way, i grew up in seattle, went to wesleyan, and spent a year in manhattan in roughly the same time frame, you trying to lecture me about hipsters is comical.
>You think that hipsters follow a fad because you never go outside.
dummy, i just told you IPAs became popularized BY hipsters. they are the ones who first began buying IPAs from craft breweries en masse. then IPAs became popular, so it's now "hipster" to dislike IPAs. want to prove yourself wrong, since i clearly can't? find ten random boomers on the street and ask them whether they associate IPAs with more with boomers or millennials

[Anonymous No.19618571]

>>19618467
>you're literally trying to debate a matter of public opinion
>ask 10 random boomers in the street
How the fuck is that "a matter of public opinion"? If I said that hipsters don't listen to Dave Mathews Band would you also call that "a matter of public opinion"? Of course not, unless you're really that out of touch (and if you actually went to Wesleyan and believe that you must have spent 4 years not getting laid). Yes, I understand that there is a common misconception in popular culture that IPAs are a hipster thing. I don't know how it happened. I'd guess that because a lot of people perceive IPAs as overpowering, overpriced, pretentious, and "everybody is just pretending to like it", people immediately think of hipsters, who are viewed as pretentious, snooty, and only doing things to look cool and act better than everyone else. I get it; it makes sense. And yes, that is a public opinion. What's not an opinion is whether or not hipsters actually ever got behind IPA, or even popularized it. In real life, not your head cannon. And no, they never did. I don't even give a shit about hipsters. I just don't like people using a word in an almost completely backwards way, especially when discussing food on a food and cooking board.

[Anonymous No.19618652]

>>19609978
isn't that the cum drinking pose?

[Anonymous No.19618659]

>>19618571
Are we just going to pretend we didn't see the obnoxious marketing IPA's had for the last decade? That it just screamed "I'm not your dad's boring beer, I'm New! Bold! Interesting, and HIP!"? Are we seriously pretending like your standard college normie was buying this over budlight and not the
>pretentious, snooty, and only doing things to look cool and act better than everyone else
Are we seriously going to go there?

[Anonymous No.19618664]

>>19618659

[Anonymous No.19618691]

>>19615384
Fucking newfag.

[Anonymous No.19618699]

>>19618664
I'll take number 4 because it might be enough to give me a buzz.

[Anonymous No.19618700]

>>19618652
lol cut back on cooming, bro

[Anonymous No.19618737]

>>19617264
thx

[Anonymous No.19618853]

>>19618659
Nobody was drinking IPA when I was in college, but then again, I went to a school with lots of hipsters and no frat boys.
>i'm not your dad's boring beer
But "your dad's boring beer" was literally what hipsters turned to in the years when IPAs and craft beer in general were becoming the norm.
>>19618664
Why did you post this image? I don't understand. Do you think there's something self-evidently "hipster" about any of these beers? The only one of those labels that isn't painfully uncool is the Gold Coast, and pic related are the people who make it. Do those look like hipsters to you? Of course not. They look like beer nerds, and like most nerds they have a really shallow and immature sense of humor.

[Anonymous No.19618937]

>>19610097
Interesting, so I should give 9 year olds beer?

[Anonymous No.19618958]

>>19618853
>But "your dad's boring beer" was literally what hipsters turned to in the years when IPAs and craft beer in general were becoming the norm.
History is written by the victors I guess. Since IPAs are mainstream, it must mean anyone who didn't jump on board the trend were the actual hipsters. Lol wut? Or...just maybe...IPA's popularity was purely reactionary. The craft brew industry was pushed into making the most potent nasty beer on the market precisely because a wave of trend buckers wanted to stand out. And now we live in this bizarre paradigm where liking anything other than American Lager or craft IPA makes you a hipster. Because wanting something that isn't piss water or nasty hops makes you a freak standing outside the norm. Being conservative about the addition of hop flavor to beer is nothing more than a reaction to the original reactionaries.

[Anonymous No.19619043]

>>19618958
>Or...just maybe...IPA's popularity was purely reactionary. The craft brew industry was pushed into making the most potent nasty beer on the market precisely because a wave of trend buckers wanted to stand out. And now we live in this bizarre paradigm where liking anything other than American Lager or craft IPA makes you a hipster
It's pretty ironic that you began by talking about rewriting history when you're literally just pulling shit out of your ass. Yes, many things that were once hipster later go on to become mainstream (which is why most people have difficulty identifying what is actually hipster), but IPA is not one of those things. By your own logic, IPAs are not hipster because they've become mainstream. But if they became mainstream because of hipsters, and everyone was "just pretending to like them", then how come they're just as popular as ever? Hipsters made PBR massively popular, but then it stopped being cool and guess what? People stopped buying it.
>liking anything other than American Lager or craft IPA makes you a hipster
Hipsters still drink lagers, just like they always did. It may not be PBR anymore, but it's still tallboys of cheap lager.

[Anonymous No.19619093]

>>19619043
>then how come they're just as popular as ever?
Decade of exposure conditioning.

[Anonymous No.19619106]

>>19618937
only when you're hitting on them

[Anonymous No.19619219]

>>19619043
>then how come they're just as popular as ever
They're not? They died out over a decade ago, and you're accusing everyone around of being out of touch. Please take your xoomer meltdown to a different board.

[Anonymous No.19619255]

>>19619219
>they died out over a decade ago
Now you're just blatantly trolling.

[Anonymous No.19619302]

>>19619255
Yeah, the jig is up, we've all conspired over secret channels to troll you personally. It's definitely not possible that you are mistaken about this incredibly minor thing.

[Anonymous No.19619362]

>>19618937
Worked for Michael Jackson.

[Anonymous No.19619448]

>>19619302
>it's definitely not possible that you are mistaken about ipa's still being one of the most popular beer styles when in reality they died out over a decade ago
No. It's literally not possible.

[Anonymous No.19619458]

*gangstalks you*

[Anonymous No.19619557]

>>19612678
>this was like 15 years ago
fuck me

[Anonymous No.19619562]

>>19612766
what did she do after the shot before the beer? with the contraption.

[Anonymous No.19619590]

>>19619562
loose powdered asthma medication

[Anonymous No.19620630]

>>19612670
PBR IS the hipster faggot beer, you hipster faggot

[Anonymous No.19620674]

I can't tell the difference between most beers types. Stouts and Pilsner taste different, sure, but Pilsner vs Stella Artois? Same thing, really

[Anonymous No.19620683]

The beers I prefer are best warm or at least room temp.
Stouts, porters, red ales, etc

[Anonymous No.19620686]

>>19620674
>Pilsner vs Stella Artois? Same thing, really
Those literally are the same thing. They're both pale lagers. Typically a pilsner will be a little more hop forward, but there's so many pale lagers out there that it's really just a grey area as to what gets labeled as a pilsner.

[Anonymous No.19622098]

>>19609985
I will drink a beer with the same face right now. KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE