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>eat out at fast food restaurant
>once again all the wagies in the kitchen are gangstalkers trying to poison my food with brain altering chemicals and make me worship the antichrist
>reporting them to the authorities does nothing

>> No.19599248
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19599248

>>19599232
You just reminded me about how the other day I was trying to take a food handler's test at the city hall and their computer kept telling that the government was watching me through the window to ruin my concentration so I couldn't get pass the test. I asked to use another computer but they refused so I left. Now I have to look for another job that doesn't require the card.

>> No.19599314

>>19599232
I've always found our blind trust of strangers with our food funny, even the very rich do it.

>> No.19599682

>>19599314
It's anomalous

>> No.19599760

>>19599232
>and make me worship the antichrist
what's with yuou people and trump?

>> No.19599925

>>19599760
My mind's more cluttered than a hoarders basement
I'm about to clean house and figure out how to go about selling these mind erasers
Time is wasted when I am wasted
But I keep thinking about the time and place when I get to grind and sip mai tais
All at the same time and avoid the shakes
Find the pace shake the hate I'm going a dirty gorilla no batting ape
Keep your style ill abuse all the substance
Bathe in wine while you squash the grapes I'm draped out and dropped out
My verses get shit out
I write so fast that the ink can dry my key boards my friend now
And fuck yeah I've been been down
The black hawks may have won but p town knows whats up
I'm in the b I'm from the p and I'm working on reppin that dmv
Don't bother looking for me on your TV
They want the free but don't love the speech go

>> No.19599937

>>19599248
>food handler test
Wut?

>> No.19599945

>>19599937
You've got to do a little test for a food handler's card to work in the kitchen at a restaurant. It's an easy test and costs a little bit of money

>> No.19599955

>>19599945
What crazy backwater requires you to have a food handlers card

>> No.19599964

>>19599955
Wouldn't you like to know