/ck/ webm thread

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>>19547472
HELL yeah, that's MY America!

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>>19547512
I just can't look at this. /b/pol/gif/ prepared me for a lot, but not this.

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>>19547482
Something about this one disgusts me more than most /ck/ webms whenever I see it, I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the gigantic oversized bites he keeps taking and the fact that he keeps nodding incessantly the whole time

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>>19547512
Why are pajeets so vehemently opposed to any form of dishes or silverware

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>>19547538

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>>19547542
starting to understand where the whole untouchable thing comes from

[Anonymous No.19547679]

>>19547635
They are extremely poor anon

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>>19547600
it's the fact that they're proud of it that is the annoying part, for further rage fuel, consult /fph/ on /fit/

[Anonymous No.19547823]

>>19547495
omg he did the cupcake sandwich thing!!!

[Anonymous No.19547824]

>>19547472
kek whoever is managing stock is fucking based

[Anonymous No.19547827]

>>19547679
They're surrounded by sticks and plants with leaves the size of dinner plates, they could easily improvise but instead they literally eat off the dirt

[Anonymous No.19547831]

>>19547824
my walmarr got rid of the jamaican meat pocket things to make room for more pizza

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>>19547831
sad!
many such cases

[Anonymous No.19547910]

>>19547538
I remember being somewhat impressed when I thought he just had a very sharp toenail.

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>>19547482
he is so fat he has fat folds at the back of the skull, I have never seen it

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>>19547482
The way he eats while drinking is fucking gross and amazing at the same time
>>19547489
Kino! I would’ve gave this kid a tip.

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>>19547468
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>>19547550
look mom I posted it again

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>>19548009
I'd never seen the popcorn one, the frozen piza one, or the knife foot pajeet one

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>>19547831
>no jamaican patties
One of the few things that taste just as good frozen as fresh ones.

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>>19547600
>>19547820
/fph/ taught me that all fatties seem to nod after every single bite.

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>>19547482
i dunno if its true but i got told that guy went on a diet and lost weight

[Anonymous No.19548151]

>>19547472
>>19547497
>>19547824
It's in Wisconsin.
>Twitter users from the region quickly identified the supermarket as a location of Woodman’s, a local chain with larger-than-average grocery stores in Wisconsin and northern Illinois.

>The reasoning for such expansive frozen-pizza sections, some theorized, were Wisconsin’s cold, long winters which make ordering pizza more difficult than in warmer parts of the country. But it’s also likely that Wisconsin’s residents enjoy a larger selection because Wisconsin is home to the companies that produce national brands including DiGiorno and Tombstone, among others.

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>>19548019
good brother itachi making eggs for sausage

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>>19547468

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>>19547482
U N I T
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T

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>>19547542
what the fuck is with Indians and eating and bathing in shit
it's amazing. is there any academic study on this?

[Anonymous No.19548301]

>>19548263
>check what Jack is up to these days
>he's marinating cinnamon rolls in heavy whipping cream and melted butter
there's just no stopping him

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>>19548117
Good for him, looks like he could still move unaided but if he kept eating like that for a couple of years he'd have ended up like those My 600 pound life fellas

[Anonymous No.19548440]

>>19548301
We really need to get to posting his new material.

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>>19547550
Back when I smoked cigs, it started out with just 3 a day that I was really looking forward to. That soon turned into 10 a day and then a full pack. And at the time when I smoked a pack a day, there were moments, when I would smoke a cigarette and already be thinking about lighting up the next one
If I, at that time, could have had a cigarette that just basically gives me twice the pang relief with 0 extra effort, I'd do it in a heartbeat
These people are literally just mentally crippled by whoever raped them or whatever and also whoever enabled them to just keep eating
Even if this bitch wasn't too fat to ever have a normal body again, her brain is probably too fried to ever really get off the food addiction

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>>19548151
That was a neat fact

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>>19547489
Sure, good job, but I would honestly prefer to just be served in a normal fashion

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>>19547497
kewl eggs

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>>19547495
vile kike faggot

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>>19547482
Why are bongs like this?

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>>19549148
to annoy everyone because we can, seems to be working so far.

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>>19548272
TL:DR cows in India are considered holy relics from god or some shit and their crap is consider a part of their being. It’s weird. India is obsessed with cows more then a white girl is obsessed with her neighbors dog

[Anonymous No.19549366]

>>19548015
That's great champ but who the fuck asked?

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>>19548860
Great post, do you think she has nice feet?

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>>19548860
>staring into the camera the entire time
sweetheart, nobody cares

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>>19549387
Worse. I scrolled so I could watch only the bottom half and the video quality improved tremendously.

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>>19548440
I used to post some new-ish material from time to time, but recently I just struggle to find anything that interesting, same with Kay. I guess I can do requests if there's something someone finds highly amusing.

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>>19548860
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>>19547472
>>19548151
Instantly recognized this as Woodman's from the floor.
>>The reasoning for such expansive frozen-pizza sections, some theorized, were Wisconsin’s cold, long winters which make ordering pizza more difficult than in warmer parts of the country.
BS, we're just fat Americans in America's dairyland, and Woodman's is a colossal grocery store that's essentially a crossover between Costco and a flea market. They have entire cheese aisles as long as that.

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>>19547486
he ruined his awesome shirt with that pasta splatter
https://youtu.be/iRUSQm5ZskQ?t=61

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>>19550328
retard does not deserve a father like that, I hope he fucking learned something

[Anonymous No.19550362]

>>19549935
Will pizza places still deliver in a blizzard?

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>>19548867
hes probably been doing this shit for hundreds of hours and needed to make it interesting

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>>19549387
its for toddlers who are scrolling on moms phone kids love eyecontact

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>>19550366
That first one was actually alright.

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>>19550385
why does she do this? is she stupid?

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>>19547495
How can you people go to these kind of places? The last i went to a place full of people was to see Ready Player One in theaters and i even then i left beçause i was having a panic attack for being smothered between a huge crowd. These theme parks feels like hell itself

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>>19550362
No, not that I’ve tried

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>>19550391
nerve gas

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>>19550377

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>>19550395
by not having autism and agoraphobia anon.

My ADHD makes me hate the long ass lines though

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>>19550401
holy hell

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>>19547495
That cupcake is an insult to peach in the Japanese Nintendo world they gave her a beautiful cake, worthy of a princess

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>>19550391
High on opioids

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>>19550372
Is she peeling a potato with a cheese wire?

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>>19550445
standard beggie peeler but not having it level against a board is fucked

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>>19550407
I've seen a lot of depressing stuff in the old US of A but sifting through garbage for scraps of food like a raccoon is beyond words.

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>>19550417
Why must she eat the eggs?

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>>19550412
I wish she would do that to my dick

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>>19550413
I hope she didn't get fired, she was doing her best

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>>19550416
The kitchen sink is more teeming with bacteria than even a toilet bowl. If you acid washed a toilet bowl, you still likely would not want to prepare food in it.

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>>19550380
anyone who can eat insects like that isn't really human as far as I'm concerned. They're just a naturally disgusting creature and humans are evolutionarily programmed to be creeped out by bugs, given their potential danger with regards to disease, parasites, and poison.

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>>19550362
Some of them will, but even then, days where the weather is so bad you can't drive only come a handful of times a year.

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>>19550570
americabros... how do we recover from this humiliation?

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>>19550570
Chef’s club is some other level fuckery

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>>19547468
Interesting machine. How do they keep the mashed potato liquid while it goes through the nozzle ?

[Anonymous No.19550599]

>>19547468
you are unbelievably fat

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>>19550600
Probably just heats them. If mashed pataters are hot enough they are basically liquid, then once they cool off they gain more structure.

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>>19550407
Srsly guys, sometimes it's better to just eat ze bugs.

[Anonymous No.19550627]

>>19547472
>comes to frozen food section
>OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THIS FROZEN FOOD! IT'S EVERYWHERE!
Come on now...

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>>19549366
Implicitly >>19548009
That >>19548009 may disown any implied interest is of no consequence.

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>>19550600
I've seen a similar machine but for powdered hot chocolate. The instant powdered mashed potato is turned by a mechanical agitator down a spout and hits a stream of boiling water as it exits the machine. This is just speculation but that must be how it works. It thickens up almost immediately which you should know if you've ever made instant mash.

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>>19547492
That actually looks disgusting.

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>>19550366

what makes this one so bad is not that they are making abominations out of wet/dry hot/cold dishes. Its the fact that each separate dish is made at what appears to be a reasonable quality then they go; "You know what, fuck it! Ima just destroy it!"

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>>19547495
>grown ass man goes to amusement park
He should be put on pedo watchlist.

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>>19550668
Dude, you're a 4chan user

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>>19550675
So? This website is for adults only.

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>>19550570
>Nigger
>Spanish subtitles
¿Dominicàno?

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>>19550689
You don't get to talk down to anyone about being on any lists

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>>19550522
Doesn't matter. Heat kills bacteria.
Having said that, no one should wash meat.

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>>19548860
Utterly ruined at the end by stupid whore dancing

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>>19550423
Why does she channel the cado face when she breaks it

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>>19550776
>impkying I'm on ANY list
Heh, nothing personell kid

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>>19550395
Wish I could hug you, anon.

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>>19550668
Bitch you wish you went there with a group of 8 other friends all over 30.
I think I was the only one who didn't buy the wristbands. Got to play the cave, clock block, and bowser's castle mini games anyway.

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>>19550423
Is this from the live action Yuru Camp thing?

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>>19550423
>>19550856
>Why does she channel the cado face when she breaks it
Because

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>>19550914
No, I don't. I see no appeal for it. Unless I go there with children or my little brother/sister.
If by myself or group of friends? It feels awkward, weird and I'm not excited to go there.

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>>19550366
the fuck is this?

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>>19550926
>It feels awkward,
That's because you're awkward and are projecting the idea of you doing it.
>I see no appeal for it.
This, however, is fine. Fun things are only fun for people who find the fun things fun.

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>>19547472
I don't know why, but the ones without boxes seem like they'd be cheaper and shittier to me. I'm not american, is that true?

It doesn't really make much sense, I mean not having a box seems like it wouldn't affect the product. I guess maybe cutting back on something like a box would mean they might cut too much in terms of ingredients

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>>19548106
Why is that? I've seen it too. Is it because it's their drug of choice and it's the serotonin hitting them hard?

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>>19550940
I'm not awkward though.
>fun things are for people who find fun things fun
Define "fun things"? Eating silly looking foods and standing in line with children for a ride that goes up and down, up and down is not my definition of "fun". It's awkward and silly. But again, I never been nostalgic about my childhood.

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>>19548500
Same thing with me and vaping. I just got one for the smoke breaks since I was pissed everyone else got to wander outside for 10 minutes leaving me to do all the work. Started with the disposable ones, got a real one and now I feel like I have to vape even every couple of hours at night. I'm cutting the nicotine back but it's become like an automatic instinct and I've already inhaled before I know I did it

I'm glad I didn't start with actual cigarettes or I'd probably be dead by now

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>>19547472
Imagine The Backrooms but it's just frozen pizza aisles.

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>>19550460
You peel your potatoes against a board? Why? That must take forever

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>>19550382
wait this is porn i recognize that milf

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>>19550391
>why does she do this? is she stupid?
Sleep deprivation.
More and more common as affording a basic standard of living in the US becomes increasingly impossible without overtime; especially if you're paid minimum wage.

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>>19550952
>Eating silly looking foods
Themed foods are not necessarily silly looking foods. That they look silly is your opinion.
>standing in line with children
You assume, incorrectly, that children and their parents make up the vast majority of people on the lines.
> for a ride that goes up and down, up and down
There's 1 ride and 6 mini games. You seem to be hyper-focused on the ride for some reason, and seem oblivious to the fact that it's the same type of ride that plenty of teens, young adults, and older adults go on without children.
>But again, I never been nostalgic about my childhood.
You seem oblivious to the fact that Nintendo continues to produce games and that adults play these games without any nostalgia involved.
>It's awkward and silly.
No, you are, and you're projecting it onto a perfectly normal activity because you're unable to comprehend viewpoints outside the one you've pigeonholed.

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>>19550981
>that adults play these games
*manchildren play these games
Fixed that for you. No need to thank me.

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>>19547472
damn i wish i was american

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>>19547679
even literal cavemen used plates made from clay

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>>19551163
Not everyone has access to clay or has time to learn how to poetry.

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>>19547679
eating off banana leaves has been part of indian history for millenia. Eating off floors is what happens when skydaddy fanfiction ruins your brain

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>>19551296
oddly intimate

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while we're on the subject

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>>19550946
that's generally correct although there are some really low quality boxed pizzas.
almost all frozen pizza is trash anyway though.

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>>19548018
the tiny one shooting off into the distance never fails to make me laugh

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>>19548860
I hate womens

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>>19550981
>t. raging manchild

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>>19547550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utta5upsUAc

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>>19550596
>what is rage bait
they figured a while ago that this inhumane crap gets more clicks

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>>19550946
It really cannot be used as any form of guide. The main difference just comes down to one being in a box while the other isn't. They're still put together on a line, wrapped in plastic and frozen at the plant.
Really you don't get frozen pizza expecting a high-end product, although some are better than others. You get it because it's able to be stored in a freezer for a long time, is relatively fast to prepare, and because if you ordered out it'd cost you four or more times as much and this assumes that you have a place nearby that doesn't just take a frozen pizza and toss it in the oven.

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>>19550366
No faggot, he just got told he was being filmed so acted like the same brand of attention seeking retard that everyone else on social media acts like.

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>>19547679
So poor that they're all dressed in bright, undamaged clothing. Shut the fuck up retard they're just dumbfucks with no personal hygiene.

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>>19550498
Fuck you, it doesn't matter if someone is doing their best when they're incapable of doing something to a satisfactory degree. At that point other people are forced to pick up your slack, and that's simply not fair.

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>>19550366
I don't understand why everybody making these food videos seem to think that "shit dripping all over the place" is the ultimate sign of high quality

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>>19547468
>150+ posts
>no one posted the king yet
what happened to this shithole?

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>He doesn't even like what he cooks anymore
It is so over. It's going to be Tammy driving him to strip mall Chinese/Mexican places to stuff himself with three appetizers and five entrees until he gracelessly expires a year or so from now, his last words mumbling about lab grown meat and The Sound of Freedom

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>>19547495
>overpriced commercial sloppa, all at a 500% markup

Yay thanks Nintendo

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>>19551967
They're already raping the heritage might as well throw slop on it

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>>19552067
I was wondering when carbs on carbs would become haute cuisine, with an entire restaurant devoted to carbs on carbs

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>>19551648
There's already one full bucket, so obviously they asked to film the second one after seeing it once.

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>>19551318
>>19551321
>>19551325
>>19551331

You can't post this you're breaking the poohands /ck/ narrative!

Looks like a great community service

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>>19552110
I gagged...

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>>19551009
You have to be a fucking retard to fill your entire bag while shoplifting and expect people not to notice

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>>19549168
I know right? He should try to be more like an American

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>>19552002
wtf how does he get out?

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>>19552317
Why would he want to get out?

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>>19552322
to make a poo poo

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>>19550668
Your blacked porn is ready sir

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>>19552133
>this one soup kitchen that is clearly very well funded invalidates all the countless other videos of indians literally eating shit and shitting on the floor and eating wet curry rice off the bare dirt

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>>19551111
checked

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>>19550668
How much do you want to bet that grown ass man is younger than Mario Brothers?

[Anonymous No.19552435]

I don't have any food related webms saved so have this instead

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>>19548024
LMAO chicken harvester

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>>19552002
Just gonna say that this video alone has increased my egg sandwich consumption over 9000%.
That and the facts that eggs are one of the cheapest proteins out there, store well, and are damned fast to cook.
Long live the King!

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>>19547486
Ngl looks good

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>>19552435

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>>19550385
Safe
and
Effective

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>>19550973
Anon someone not on drugs would be yawning or slouching. Nodding off instantly is a sign of heroin use

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>>19547647

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>>19550328
>>19550349
He was on Tosh.0, still with his awesome shirt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzI-2m0KZE0

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>>19547472
God I love being American. Imagine seeing unironic economic excess and insane variety of this type and pearl clutching.

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>>19552722
Bro, there's so much excess because it's all slop.

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>>19552728
>bro it's buzzword, don't you get it??? it's bad because it's buzzword, how can you not see that

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>>19552738
Bro, there's so much excess because it's all low-quality garbage.

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>>19552744
I bet it screams cutely when you bite it :3

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>>19552110
A true Disney fan

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>>19552736
wouldn't his hand be freezing cold?

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>>19552792
Good job not including the bit where we see Hannibal sawing up a human leg to use as the meat. Idiot.

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>>19552736
the face mask makes it funnier

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>>19552792
if i was a woman I'd definitely blast my clam to this show

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>>19552792
Is there anything he can't do?

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>>19552812
>The camera keeps focusing on the fat guy

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>>19552804
>>19552798
why

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>>19547497
I like the part where it turns into an egg blanket as he twists it.

[Anonymous No.19552838]

>>19552805
Almost unpleasant
That looks exactly like a tamale tho

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>>19552779
wtf how are these things constructed? I always thought it was a bunch of cuts on a stick like a kebob but that diameter is as big as a cow

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>>19552133
Still literally walking on prep surfaces/in the food lol
Also
>both hands
>>19552435
Seen it before, still, wtf?
Why the hell did so many go left of the median before the roundabout? Aren’t there still double yellows which my fellow burgers should acknowledge?

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>>19552779
The fuck is he using to cut the meat?

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>>19552110
I can't watch this without remembering the super nanny from south park crying and eating her shit

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>>19552805
>omelet
Mein Gott
>>19552838
Plenty of other MRE food can come out looking like that and be ok, but that one is a big no-go

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>>19552898
>>19552838
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O0ciBudwIV0

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>>19552792
i dont care how gay it was its prob ably one of my favorite crime dramas apart from the shield, and it had some fucking amazing cooking scenes

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>>19550365
I would force her to drink all of it
People wasting food like this pisses me off

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>>19552110
>Americans

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>>19550395
Are you a women? The panic attack in huge crowds thing it's very common in women

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>>19552771
I'm not sure that's ice cream

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>>19547504
I would take a bite then throw the rest in the trash

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>>19552849
Whole bunch of minced veal+ beef with spices and maybe some binding agent like potato flour mixed in a vat until its an emulsified fine paste, that paste is then squirted into a cylinder.

>>19552854
kebab cutter

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>>19547489
This must be his break from monotony.

[Anonymous No.19553316]

>>19550668
Yup, once you're an adult you can't be entertained anymore.

[Anonymous No.19553321]

>>19551009
holy fuck i felt that kick
lil buck got brokended, its almost cartoonish the way he catches him and the sweets literally fall out of his bag

[Anonymous No.19553323]

>>19547495
>>19552043
Even worse, the Mario area has one or two rides and the rest is attractions or shops.

[Anonymous No.19553382]

>>19552805
*dramatic music*

The Vomelet. My mortal nemesis.

[Anonymous No.19553543]

>>19550413
females should be relegated to the home, they destroy everything they touch

[Anonymous No.19553579]

>>19548026
That's awesome

[Anonymous No.19553588]

>>19553543
well thats exactly the type of thinking that will destroy families

[Anonymous No.19553624]

>>19551026
I read about Norwegian kids harvesting cod tongues in Smithsonian magazine. I found it interesting Norway sells the fish heads to Nigeria.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/norway-kids-slice-cod-tongues-serious-money-180979245/

[Anonymous No.19553632]

>>19551318
I like sikhs

[Anonymous No.19553643]

>>19553632
lots of people do, theyre one of the few brown cultures of people that actually seem to follow some sense of humanity and not just barbaric warfare constantly
but they will cut your head off if you throw a punch at them

[Anonymous No.19553653]

>>19552039
Has he ever liked his cooking?
Like the cheesecake where he just plopped filling in a pre-made crust - how can anyone enjoy that?

[Anonymous No.19553665]

>>19551111
apparently the new york times is too retarded to know what steak fries are

[Anonymous No.19553666]

>>19553653
>Has he ever liked his cooking?
theres some weird brainfuck he has i cant remember the actual name
"complacent denial?" maybe? he basically is so full of himself that he cant allow himself to see his own mistakes so yeah hell eat it but he has said he throws alot of it away
but you dont have 4 stroked before 60 and not have a fucked diet

[Anonymous No.19553677]

>>19552818
Armie Hammer posts here. Wow

[Anonymous No.19553686]

>>19553677
not much else is going on at the resort information kiosk, dont blame him.

[Anonymous No.19553706]

>>19552786
Is this real? How does she not know she is on camera? Legally, businesses must tell workers they are being recorded.

[Anonymous No.19553718]

>>19553665
Right. I was like, there are no steak fries there. Do they mean fries TO GO WITH a steak?

[Anonymous No.19553720]

>>19553706
i think its from russia or something, but the anon who told me that could have been bullshitting because i basically asked the same thing
and i dont think they need to tell you, its probably in a waiver you have to sign and its kinda common sense to know theres gonna be cameras in a kitchen

[Anonymous No.19553729]

>>19552812
looks nice desu

[Anonymous No.19553731]

>>19552852
Some signage would help

[Anonymous No.19553737]

>>19550372
life sucks when you rely on your boobs to get you through it.

[Anonymous No.19553739]

>>19553737
incel hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.19553740]

>>19553737
>smile and jiggle
>get anything you want really
i wouldnt say that sucks

[Anonymous No.19553742]

>>19553706
>Legally, businesses must tell workers they are being recorded.
What backwards Communist Union-run place requires that?

[Anonymous No.19553745]

>>19553720
Usually they are not even concealed, except for the black round shield. Seems staged to me no matter how you slice it.

[Anonymous No.19553747]

>>19553745
it could be, fuck maybe its for her bf?
well never know

[Anonymous No.19553748]

>>19553740
Right up until they start sagging and some jigglier smile with better teeth comes along,

[Anonymous No.19553750]

>>19550570
>>19550580

pro tip when you try to pass of bullshit as American try not to show the electrical outlets.

that's not the US

[Anonymous No.19553752]

>>19553748
Onlyfans has extended slut / thot life by 10 or 20 years there a tons of simps maybe ai will be able to create custom porno scripts with ai girls someday

[Anonymous No.19553754]

>>19553748
that from your experience is it?

[Anonymous No.19553759]

>>19552759
do germans really?

[Anonymous No.19553761]

>>19553747
Just read up on it. Concealed cameras are illegal, in the sense that it’s illegal not to inform employees (yes, even a waiver will suffice) that they are under surveillance. Maybe she was a dumb bitch and didn’t read fine print. Or she didn’t care cause she was going to quit anyway, her obviously having been fired right after.

[Anonymous No.19553762]

>>19553761
i dont care that much in all honesty

[Anonymous No.19553763]

>>19553739
28 years married. you may cope now.

>>19553740
you can only get so far then you have to actually work.

[Anonymous No.19553766]

>>19553763
or be a housewife because the husband you got from having big tits goes to work

[Anonymous No.19553771]

>>19553762
I only cared because I wanted to show it to someone irl, and I didn’t want him to question its authenticity. Which he will, as I do.

[Anonymous No.19553774]

>>19553763
>40+ years old
>posting on /ck/
pathetic

[Anonymous No.19553775]

>>19553771
i wasnt being rude, i honestly just dont think too much on clips that old

[Anonymous No.19553780]

>>19553775
I usually wouldn’t either. It’s just, I know this person hasn’t seen it before and would get a kick out of it

[Anonymous No.19553790]

>>19550839
It was ruined at the beginning when a woman made it

[Anonymous No.19553950]

>>19553750
still a product of US influence

[Anonymous No.19553990]

>>19553950
>haw haw americans are so stupid
>"that's not America, look at the plugs"
>w-well it's still america's fault

[Anonymous No.19554000]

>>19553950
I used to try to think of ways to improve instant ramen. After I thought I had finally tried everything possible, I decided that you simply can’t really make ramen anything more than the mediocre food that it is. And this hasn’t changed my mind on that one iota.

[Anonymous No.19554003]

>>19554000
its basic sloppa but shit like an egg or hot dog make it less depressing bachelor chow

[Anonymous No.19554012]

>>19554003
or a slice of american cheese

[Anonymous No.19554027]

>>19551111
why even do this by hand? it does add nothing to it except that you need a whole stack of illegal immigrants as slaves for retarded work

[Anonymous No.19554034]

[Anonymous No.19554041]

>>19548500
>Let me explain why I'm a piece of shit
>Doesn't actually explain anything

[Anonymous No.19554051]

>>19552905
>People
bongs aren't people

[Anonymous No.19554052]

>>19550423

[Anonymous No.19554065]

>>19550570
I can't believe americans are fat enough to eat this garbage.

[Anonymous No.19554073]

>>19547482
a little breaky

[Anonymous No.19554130]

>>19554034
…

[Anonymous No.19554133]

>>19554003
I wouldn't say a hot dog is the best addition. I know it's not a health food, but combining two sodium filled artery cloggers just doesn't seem like a good idea.

[Anonymous No.19554157]

>>19554133
If I remember right, just one cup/pack has almost your entire allotment of sodium for the day. So if you are eating it in the first place, health is not your primary concern to begin with. May as well throw some unhealthy things in there to at least be able to get it down your gullet. For example. I found that adding only just enough water that it absorbs completely and then dousing it in olive oil makes it somewhat reminiscent of Italian spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.19554166]

>>19547523
can someone tell me what the fuck that giant glob of playdough is

[Anonymous No.19554168]

>>19553653
He never has, in hindsight. His dream was always to be a Guy Fieri clone. Reminder that one of the moments he still gets enraged about to this day is people pointing out how he doesn't even know how to operate a barbecue pit despite making his own sauce for 15 years

[Anonymous No.19554175]

>>19554034
they never showed what her "lasagne" with the chocolate on top looked like once baked >:(

[Anonymous No.19554189]

>>19547679
That's why other cultures wrap things in flat breads or leaves, or weave baskets, or whittle away at pieces of wood/bamboo with sharp stones until they turn into bowls or utensils, or do literally anything else besides just eating it off the ground with their bare hands

[Anonymous No.19554214]

>>19553742
I work in a vehemently anti union factory and there are signs on every door that say CCTV cameras in use

[Anonymous No.19554229]

>>19547976
>fat folds on back of neck

its not fat, an occipital bun.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occipital_bun

Common northern european physical trait


>I have never seen it

heh.

[Anonymous No.19554238]

>>19549683
>aerosolized flour
>+fire

im am full of fear.

[Anonymous No.19554242]

>>19554229
damn
mines not that big but ive always wondered why i have a bump ni my skull there, i thought it was just some generic trait from my father

[Anonymous No.19554252]

>>19554229
na he a big boi

[Anonymous No.19554270]

>>19547472
Mama Mia. Would 100% grab whatever pizza was half price that week

[Anonymous No.19554405]

>>19547495
damn i wouldve been in heaven when i was a kid if i went here. now i couldnt give less of a shit. makes me want to cry to be honest. not because i dont like vidya anymore, just because things will never be that simple again and im so far removed from childhood now.

[Anonymous No.19554443]

>>19550946
Just depends on the brand. Some of the boxed brands suck too.

[Anonymous No.19554478]

>>19552765

[Anonymous No.19554517]

>>19553316
>implying there are no entertainment for adults
Some people are just stuck in their childhood/teen years. If your taste in things like entertainment didn't evolve over the years then I have some bad news for you.

[Anonymous No.19554522]

>>19552551
huh? are you ok? people are worried about you!

[Anonymous No.19554533]

>>19552786
do u need to pay extra for this?

[Anonymous No.19554549]

>>19552905
>food

[Anonymous No.19554566]

>>19554052
There's probably a clever joke to be made about the symbology of the Fasces and why italians hate breaking spaghetti like this but I'm not clever enough to make it.

[Anonymous No.19554568]

>>19554034
Do Americans really..?

[Anonymous No.19554771]

>>19547827
What's it like being brain dead

[Anonymous No.19554791]

>>19554771
What's it like being a 74IQ shitbather who thinks eating wet rice off the ground is normal

[Anonymous No.19554824]

>>19554791
You have to understand that indians have the smaller brains on the planet, and when humans are packed together like sardines their behavior changes.

[Anonymous No.19554829]

>>19547679
When I was 13 I whittled a branch into a spoon while camping. Pajeets are chosing to be unhygienic and uncivilized.

[Anonymous No.19554830]

>>19554771
Sir, how can you let him shit talk India like that that's not gutharajpatha bhahabiviat at all

[Anonymous No.19554842]

>>19547492
Goddamn I fucking hate yuppies. That's gross as fuck, would be soggy by the time it gets to the table, and is just excessive. The "pickles" are going to be almost, but not quite, completely unlike the tender, aged, ones you'd normally find on a burger. Even when it's not excessive, yuppies just want to distinguish themselves from people who don't make six figures coming up with ideas to waste taxpayer money, they have to eat the same food as everyone else, but their own dumb version. One time I went to this yuppie restaurant and ordered a chicken burger, and they brought me something that was literally just a bun, mayo, fried chicken, and bacon that looked like it had been "cooked" under the bathroom hairdryer. Yet, despite not containing anything but these four ingredients, it was still completely fucking unwieldy. Couldn't take a convenient bite, had to just get mouthful of flavourless fried chicken and, once you were almost completely full, maybe you'd get a bit with the buns and mayo. But I didn't even try. I sent it back because the bacon was basically completely raw, and all these fucking half-retarded cunts who work at NGOs that advise governments on how they can improve the lives of pet Chihuahuas stared at me like "heh, look at this plebeian, I bet he likes his pork chops cooked as well!"

[Anonymous No.19554847]

>>19554842
Hand-dryer*

FUCK!

[Anonymous No.19554849]

>>19547492
this prick clearly has no idea how to cook

[Anonymous No.19554899]

>>19550430
I'm wildly speculating here but are the prices in Japan cheaper? maybe a heavier markup in America would have made a full cake beyond a price they were willing to ask

[Anonymous No.19554905]

>>19551165
Maybe they should get access and find the time

[Anonymous No.19554909]

>>19554849
>the grilled cheese

[Anonymous No.19554921]

>>19547517
Please don't tell me that's cow shit

[Anonymous No.19554949]

>>19550380
>HE WAS STILL ALIVE

[Anonymous No.19554950]

>>19551111
Checked, based, and redpeeled

[Anonymous No.19554992]

>>19553665
>>19553718
It says "steak frites" lads.

[Anonymous No.19555085]

>>19554905
Maybe give them money so they could get those things?

[Anonymous No.19555131]

>>19552804
>one small orange soda bottle to share for the family
A kingly feast

[Anonymous No.19555172]

>>19550533
You think it's naturally programmed but it's only programmed into you by culture. Culture is everything besides breathing, knowing where to put food to consume it, and sex.

[Anonymous No.19555528]

>>19555172
Wrong again chud
https://www.cbs.mpg.de/Fear-of-spiders-and-snakes-is-deeply-embedded-in-us

[Anonymous No.19556026]

>>19547497
Oh you are so fucking disgusting pigs... The whole thread... It's pure shit. That's why American lobbyists changed the word junk-food to the word "fast food". Nobody said fastfood before the mid-/ end 80s. It was what it really was. JUNK food.

[Anonymous No.19556603]

>>19548009
mass repliers get the rope