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Anonymous Sun Jul 23 05:36:27 2023 No.19524233 [Reply] [Original]

Make a coherent argument explaining why beans shouldn't go in chili.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 05:44:04 2023 No.19524251 Because then it is just bean soup

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 05:44:04 2023 No.19524250 >>19524233 Shouldn't? What the fuck are you on about? You can make chili with or without beans, who cares

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 05:51:39 2023 No.19524265 >>19524250 >who cares Idiots care, that's who.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 05:53:35 2023 No.19524276 it's a filler ingredient. do you have enough meat to make a satisfying chili without beans? you don't need them. otherwise there's no problem with using beans to fill out the chili.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 05:53:54 2023 No.19524277 >>19524233 If there is meat, then beans would add too much protein.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 05:55:01 2023 No.19524281 gives me farts simple as

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 06:06:53 2023 No.19524308 >>19524233 >Make a coherent argument explaining why beans shouldn't go in chili. I think most chili tastes better without beans in it because taste is subjective.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 06:09:46 2023 No.19524317 Beans are just sauce sponges with a shit structure. Garbage tier food even though its healthy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 06:37:35 2023 No.19524391 >>19524233 They should

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 07:02:02 2023 No.19524446 Even just adding a few is a huge improvement

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 07:41:37 2023 No.19524519 >>19524233 I just don't like mushy things on my sauce, ok?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 07:45:51 2023 No.19524530 >>19524233 I like to shove uncooked dry beans up my ass

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 08:05:31 2023 No.19524588 >>19524233 BEANS BEANS GOOD FOR YOUR HEART THE MORE YOU EAT THE MORE YOU FART SO EAT SOME BEANS WITH EVERY MEAL.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 08:51:29 2023 No.19524697 >>19524233 because beans should not be eaten it's not human food you will realize this if you eat them

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 09:30:55 2023 No.19524766 >>19524233 Chilli should be meat, chili powder and suet and maybe tomatoes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 09:55:23 2023 No.19524810 >>19524233 Maybe it's beef that doesn't belong in chili. Ever think about that

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 09:59:54 2023 No.19524815 >>19524281 Pleb, farting after chili is half the fun

Anonymous Sun Jul 23 11:54:59 2023 No.19524964

>>19524233
They should always be in Chili with red meat, the red meat and beans is what makes chili what it is. If it was with white meat or fish, it's a stew. The ratio for it should be 2:1:3 of meat to beans to spices. It should always have a strong aroma to draw you in to whet your appetite. Chili is always meant to be filling.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 12:58:31 2023 No.19525052 >>19524810 >Chili con carne >without carne

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 13:03:50 2023 No.19525059 >>19524588 the musical fruit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 13:23:16 2023 No.19525088 chili doesnt have beans bean chili does have beans though so you can make that instead

Anonymous Sun Jul 23 13:38:38 2023 No.19525111

>>19524233
It should have beans if you're eating it like a stew, and no beans If you are eating it like a sauce. Simple as. People who are autistic about "authenticity" conveniently gloss over the fact that "traditional" cowboy chili is made with fucking jerky and was their equivalent of a dry pre-packaged soup packet, so who gives a fuck what they think.

Anonymous Sun Jul 23 13:46:16 2023 No.19525115

>>19524233
>Make a coherent argument explaining why beans shouldn't go in chili.
I don't believe they add any preferable textures or flavors. That being said, I don't mind if someone adds them. I just consider it "chili with beans" rather than just "chili". They make for great filler to stretch the chili for larger crowds. My only major stance on it is that if you're using chili as a sauce for hot dogs or something, beans should definitely not be there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 13:48:02 2023 No.19525118 >>19524233 I'm allergic to beans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 13:48:46 2023 No.19525119 >>19524964 >The ratio for it should be 2:1:3 of meat to beans to spices. what in tarnation I'm laughing at an image of some retard combining 2 pounds of beef with 3(!) pounds of spices.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 15:09:19 2023 No.19525279 >>19525052 maybe it's called CON carne because you were CONNED into adding carne to it ever thought about that smart guy >>19525118 there's plenty of tutorials out there on how to commit suicide

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 15:26:39 2023 No.19525332 File: 265 KB, 1480x1480, 9136fe7d7b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sure. Right after you make a coherent argument explaining why this isn't a burger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 15:29:17 2023 No.19525340 >>19524233 Ignore all beanposters, they are subhuman.

Anonymous Sun Jul 23 15:50:06 2023 No.19525385

>>19525115
>My only major stance on it is that if you're using chili as a sauce for hot dogs or something, beans should definitely not be there.
I ordered a chilidog at a bar some time ago and it had fucking beans on it. It's not bad or discussing or anything ('franks and beans' exists, after all) but when u ask for a chilidog, I don't expect any beans on it.

Anonymous Sun Jul 23 16:07:28 2023 No.19525431

>>19525332
Because burger is short for hamburger, and hamburger is ground beef. Retard. You can only use the term burger for non-beef burgers if you add the modifier to it, like chicken, or salmon, and it must be ground meat, unbreaded. Otherwise, it's a sandwich.
>But muh exception
Go back

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 16:27:40 2023 No.19525485 File: 2.85 MB, 2400x2400, 981.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19525431 >turkey ground beef

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 16:30:07 2023 No.19525491 >>19525431 >Peter Heppner is ground beef

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 16:30:10 2023 No.19525492 >>19524233 cream should go in carbonara

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 16:31:14 2023 No.19525495 File: 703 KB, 1360x3024, 1502597532837.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 16:35:36 2023 No.19525513 >>19525485 Literally where does it say turkey ground beef, you ESL retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 16:36:19 2023 No.19525517 >>19525431 So a chicken burger is a burger then. Thanks for playing. : ) L

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 16:36:49 2023 No.19525519 >>19525491 >Born, Hamburg Germany Kek you got me there Did you look up celebrities born in Hamburg?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 16:37:51 2023 No.19525521 >>19525517 Evading the question I see. If it were a burger you wouldn't have to call it a chicken burger, would you? Same way if trans women were real women, why do you have to say trans?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 16:38:19 2023 No.19525525 It’s called chili, not “bean soup”.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 16:39:15 2023 No.19525526 >>19525513 >burger is short for hamburger, and hamburger is ground beef Therefore, by the transitive principal, turkey burger is turkey hamburger is turkey ground beef. lrn2maths

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 16:42:37 2023 No.19525534 >>19525519 No. I already knew that's where he's from.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 16:43:17 2023 No.19525537 >>19525526 Yeah technically I made a slight oopsie there, but my point stands that burger can be referring to things other than hamburger, so long as the non-beef meat is specified.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 16:44:39 2023 No.19525539 To me "chili" has beans, and usually ground meat, and "Texas style chili" is always a spicy stew made with pureed dried peppers and chunks of whole beef cuts

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 16:46:13 2023 No.19525542 >>19524265 why do you care what idiots think?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 16:46:27 2023 No.19525544 >>19525521 >claims anon is "evading the question" >she never asked one >>19525537 And to build off that, people call >>19525332 "a chicken burger."

Anonymous Sun Jul 23 16:59:29 2023 No.19525588

every big and small restaurant that sells them calls them "chicken sandwiches"

they refer to them as such instead of burgers because marketing has told them they sell more of them if they are referred to as sandwiches rather than burgers

this is because people correlate burgers as being made out of ground meat (not necessarily beef), so if you say "chicken burger", they assume its ground chicken and aren't as excited to try it, but if its a "chicken sandwich" they assume that its cut breastmeat and are more likely to buy it

this has happened over decades and now its common nomenclature to use only "burger" for ground-meat based sandwiches only, you can try to argue technicalities but at this point you're just coping (and/or live in a backwater shithole who hasn't gotten with the times)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 17:03:08 2023 No.19525598 >>19525544 Must've been some anon schizo posting. Some people, baka my head

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 17:04:09 2023 No.19525604 >>19525598 Autocorrect, baka my head

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 17:12:37 2023 No.19525634 >>19524233 Because I think the texture is icky. Why dilute tasty spicy meat-soup with gross mush?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 18:39:29 2023 No.19525863 >>19525588 >says all that All I had to read was the first sentence to know the rest wouldn't be worth my time because https://www.kfc.co.uk/our-menu/burgers

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 18:59:34 2023 No.19525909 >>19525634 Literally the only non-non-argument in this thread is >Muh texture Guess it's settled then, beans belong and chili, now and forever. The matter is closed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 20:15:31 2023 No.19526116 >>19525542 If you didn't care you wouldn't be here idiot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 20:19:01 2023 No.19526125 >>19524233 Farts

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 20:26:10 2023 No.19526151 >>19524233 Its not chili if it doesn't have beans. its just a stew at that point.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 20:53:35 2023 No.19526250 >>19525332 It's a fillet, whereas burgers are ground. You can't have a chicken burger if it's just a breaded fillet

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 20:54:15 2023 No.19526253 >>19524233 digits (33) can't and would it even be chili without beans? I mean you could call it chili but that wouldn't be the chili I know - on another note, I realized why I was so against pre-soaking beans. I only have one pot. lol ffs

Anonymous Sun Jul 23 21:40:16 2023 No.19526415

>>19524233
1. The set of all sets that do not contain themselves, must contain itself.
2. The set of all sets that do not contain themselves, must not contain itself.
3. 1 and 2 contradict, so by the Principle of Explosion, any statement is true.
4. By 3, the statement that "beans shouldn't go in chili" is true.

Anonymous Sun Jul 23 21:43:05 2023 No.19526429

>>19524233
the fuck is chili even supposed to be? with all these autists saying X or Y doesn't belong, is it just meat with peppers?
>>19524277
quite the opposite
you get less protein by adding beans
you dilute the protein/portion or protein/calorie ratio by adding beans

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 23 21:45:53 2023 No.19526443 >>19526250 >it's a fillet No it fucking isn't, lol

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