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19473527 No.19473527 [Reply] [Original]

>breaks into a million pieces when you bite it

>> No.19473539

Everything you eat breaks into lots of pieces when you chew.

>> No.19473563
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19473563

>cuts the roof of you're mouth
>small razor sharp corn tortilla shards slice the inside of you're throat when swallowing

>> No.19473571

>>19473563
What the hell taco fat are you eating

>> No.19473824

Wrap the hard taco in a soft taco, you clod.

>> No.19473859

Break it beforehand and use the fragments as scoops.

>> No.19473879

>>19473571
>lubricated by blood, the shards eventually fall into you're stomach
>as you move around, they slice up you're guts like tiny knives, disemboweling you from the inside out
>the taco shell remnants spill out onto the pavement with a sound like broken glass
>as you lose consciousness, you fall face-first into the pile of shell fragments, now coated with stomach acid, and they pierce you're eyeballs
>eyeball juice gets everywhere
>you lie on the ground writhing in final agony, as the dog licks up the ground beef squirting from you're torn intestines

>> No.19473894

>>19473527
I've learned that it's better to pulverize the shells and spoon them into mouth with other fillings. Such a useless and shit food "invention".

>> No.19474192

im amazed they arent broken in the package or being prepared before they get to me. soft shell only please

>> No.19474213

>>19473527
skill issue

>> No.19474219
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19474219

americans dont have these?

>> No.19474226
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19474226

>ask for a hard shell taco and no one bats an eye
>ask for a hard shell burrito and everyone thinks your insane

>> No.19474229

>>19474219
The best taco bowls are available at Trump Tower in NYC

>> No.19474239

>filtered by a taco shell

>> No.19474243

>>19473527
Hard tacos are just mexicans trolling white people

>> No.19474246

>>19473539
Gum doesn't. Fucking idiot.

>> No.19474247

>>19474219
Bruh we have a whole 25% of an aisle (half of one side of the aisle) dedicated to different shapes of taco shells

>> No.19474828

>>19474246
you're not eating gum, doofus

>> No.19474833

>>19473527
Latinx people are dumb.

>> No.19474859

>>19474243
*Americans
But yeah nobody eats tacos like these, not even fried tacos are like that

>> No.19474895

>>19474226
because it called a chimichanga

>> No.19474904
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19474904

>>19474226

>> No.19474913

Why would anyone on this planet choose a hard shell when tortillas exist? Flour tortillas are the superior choice in every single application, whether it's street tacos, carnitas, burritos, whatever. Corn tortillas are a distant, distant second - hard shell doesn't even belong on the table.

>> No.19474922

>>19473563
chew your food dummy

>> No.19474924

>>19474904
Mmm, love me a chimi with shredded beef

>> No.19474925

>>19473879
lol,it was worth it

>> No.19474952

>>19474913
How can one man be this retarded?

>> No.19474964

>>19474952
You're angry because you know I'm right.

>> No.19475006

>>19474964
how do you know he is angry

>> No.19475019

>>19473527
I think this issue should happen, yet I don't recall it ever actually happening to me. It crumbles sometimes, but not uncontrollably.

>> No.19475022

>>19473527
Weren't hard shell tacos literally invented by Taco Bell?

>> No.19475025

>>19473527
from now on I'll pretend every taco I eat is america in tribute to OP.

>> No.19475034

>>19473879
Not to mention the uncontrollable diarrhoea if you have melanin deficience induced spice intolerance

>> No.19475109

>>19474913
Ameritards

>> No.19475169

>>19475109
>Mexicans don't use corn tortillas

>> No.19475275

>>19474828

Speak for yourself

>> No.19475330

>>19475275
i'm not eating gum, doofus

>> No.19475341

>>19474924
ok fatso

>> No.19476595

>>19473879
>dog ingests same diamond-sharp taco blades and continues the cycle
>it is now 2030 and the world has been depopulated due to taco patient 0

>> No.19476611

>>19474904
>chimi with folded ends and not open

Just take that shit to the dumpster

>> No.19476683
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>>19476611
>deep frying a open burrito
are you retarded or are you mistaking taquitos for chimichanga

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19476876

>>19473527
>he doesn’t spritz his taco shell with hot water so it doesn’t crumble
You Americans are so silly.

>> No.19476877

>>19476876
No I just bake them

>> No.19476881

>>19473563
wypipo be like "these shards are too spicy"

>> No.19477101

My favorite part is when they stab your gums and draw blood.

>> No.19477222

>>19476876
this but beer

>> No.19477224

>>19473527
ok gringo

>> No.19477444

SNEED'S FEED AND SEED

>> No.19478258
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19478258

>>19473527
for me, it's the gordita crunch

>> No.19478527

>>19478258
>cheese on top of the lettuce so it doesn't melt
Why?

>> No.19478570

>>19473563
>nah, pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck.

>> No.19478577

>>19473527
more like
>breaks into a million pieces in the bag so no matter what you ordered you're having taco salad when you get home

>> No.19478582
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>>19473527
>doesn't know how to make a hard shell taco the best way
You're doing hard shell wrong faggot lol. The best way is to make walking tacos with slightly crunched up nacho doritos at the bottom of a plate/bowl and to use a spoon to eat it. It is delicious and its much less annoying

>> No.19478597

>>19473824
I was 27 years old when I did this for the first time. Felt like I have been living my life with a handicap all these years. My eyes are open for 2 years now.

>>19478582
there should be a law against doing this.

>> No.19478674

>>19478597
It's the most delicious way to have tacos and it's quick faggot

>> No.19478677

>>19478674
eating your taco like a hotdog like god intended is quick enough, son

>> No.19478678

>>19478597
Also, soft shell tastes like shit.

>> No.19478685

>>19478677
No it's not. You have to cook both the hard tacos and soft tacos. Even tostada shells are preferable

>> No.19478770

>>19478258
Taco bell taking away the double decker taco was the greatest crime against humanity ever recorded.

>> No.19478787

>>19473527
>>19473563
>white people getting filtered by anything that isn't goizloppen

>> No.19478789

>>19478678
Based, especially flour

>> No.19478806

>>19478787
>whypipo be making hard shells n sheeeit
>whypipo filtered by hard shells
Which is it?

>> No.19478814

>>19473527
Americans manage to ruin one the simplest and delicious foods you can make, it's incredible

>> No.19478826

>>19478814
We invented it, we can do what we want.

>> No.19478831
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19478831

>>19473527
This place is honestly kinda devoid of culture

>> No.19480111

>>19473527
soft taco chads keep winning

>> No.19480167
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19480167

>>19473527
No it doesnt, you dipped it in consume and deep fried it.

>> No.19480318

>>19478258
>gordita
that's not a gordita

>> No.19480531
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>>19473527
Burritos win again, tacochuds.

>> No.19480687

>>19473527
All you have to do is nibble gently. The hard shell is the superior choice, Americans perfected Mexican food

>> No.19480696

>>19473527
toast the shells a bit in the oven so they are warm
this literally makes a huge difference and they won't explode on you

>> No.19480766
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>>19473527
I don't think I've had a taco outside of the bag since I was a child. Do Mexicans really eat tacos without a fork? Wouldn't they need to wash their hands after?

>> No.19480772

>>19480766
you're supposed to wash your hands after a meal. at least use napkins

>> No.19481319

>>19474913
You are aware that soft shell corn tortillas exist, yes?

>> No.19481342

>>19480766
>a taco outside of the bag

What the fuck...

>> No.19481390
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19481390

>>19473527

>> No.19481579

>>19473539
everything is nachos

>> No.19481773

I'm usually a homemade maseca corn tortilla man, but I'm craving the crunch and I'll probably go buy some shells for tonight. Any crunchy alternatives that don't require frying shit myself?

>> No.19481802
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19481802

>hardshell
>have to tilt it just to eat it
>shit always ends up falling out
>shatters into 5 million pieces if you hold/bite it wrong
>grease drips out the other end

>softshell
>gets soggy if you leave it for even a couple minutes
>tastes like shit
>either a overly greasy shell or a microwaved abomination
>grease drips out of the other end as you're eating it

>walking taco
>tastes the best
>the least messy
>easiest to prep

There is no reason for me to eat anything but a walking taco

>> No.19481811

>>19480167
those tacos are burnt as hell

>> No.19481817

>>19473527
>Taco breaks
Guess I'm having taco salad.

>> No.19481820
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19481820

>>19481802
what the fuck is a walking taco my fellow kroniie?

>> No.19481822

>>19478826
Gordita and the likes already existed.

>> No.19481823

Tasty

>> No.19481841

>>19481390
GOODBYE TACO TUESDAY

>> No.19481847
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>>19480766
>Mexicans
>wash their hands

>> No.19481992

>>19481802
Those hard shell droppings and debris just add to my 2nd serving taco salad, kindof like getting both the hardshell and walking taco experience in the same meal.

>> No.19482904

>>19481820
Basically a taco salad but in a bag such as a doritos bag with doritos as replacement for taco shells

>> No.19482918

>>19473527
>>19473563
skill issue

>> No.19482926

a hard shell is just better than a random grocery store tortilla

>> No.19483149

>>19474828
Everyone eats gum. Since you are sucking on gum and taking in calories, you are eating it. Its like how people don't eat the bone when eating a t-bone steak

>> No.19483158
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19483158

>all these people that are getting fucking filtered by taco shells

>> No.19483195

>>19483158
>instead of taking the taco and eating it like crackers stacked on top of one another you have retards bending their necks 180 degrees to level out eating the taco at a forward angle

>> No.19483302

>>19473527
use a soft taco shell, crisp it up a little. You'll get the crunch without massive breakage

or there's always taco salad

>> No.19483960

>>19481811
Not that anon but birria looks like that, slightly burnt.

>> No.19483967

>>19473527
use your lips when youre biting, not just your teeth

>> No.19483986

>>19473527
just like all former spanish possessions

>> No.19485137

>>19482904
Huh. Interesting.

>> No.19485262

>>19478806
it be both

>> No.19485345

>>19480318
And you aren’t interesting. Let’s call it even.

>> No.19485385

>>19473563

still ymmuy, don't cur

>> No.19485573

>>19483195
Do you cry and give up when trying to eat a hotdog because it's "too hard" as well?