/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19473088]

why does ketchup make people seethe so hard?

[Anonymous No.19473128]

>>19473088
Gem.

[Anonymous No.19473246]

>>19473088
Because a Chicago dog already has both relish (super sweet) and tomato slices. If you add ketchup you've got too much sweet and too much tomato.

[Anonymous No.19473284]

>>19473088
Trashiest condiment

[Anonymous No.19473287]

>>19473088
Because it's literally straight up sugar on what should be a salty snack. Ketchup on nuggs or hot dogs is cancer. Mustard, mayo or even barbecue sauce is better

[Anonymous No.19473485]

>>19473088
i love me a ketchupy dog

[Anonymous No.19473490]

>>19473088
Just mind broken losers who can't think for themselves

[Anonymous No.19473542]

>>19473287
>barbecue sauce
this can have even more sugar than ketchup

[Anonymous No.19473574]

>>19473542
It's not just a straight sugar taste like ketchup though, there's a wooden smoky taste to bbq sauce

[Anonymous No.19473587]

>>19473088
Because children like it, having to do with it being good tasting and agreeable to everyone. As such those putting up an "adult" facade feel the need to shame those thag like a condiment associated with and consumed by children. This is what happen with cartoons as a medium until shows like the simpsons, family guy, rick and morty elucidated the masses making it no longer only for children.

[Anonymous No.19473589]

>>19473088
Honestly My least favorite condiment, For most things barbecue or hotsauce is just a way better choice.
I'll mix with other condiments and make my own sauce with it. its a Utah thing but I use for it fry sauce all the time. frysauce is a very good dipping sauce for alot things besides fries.

[Anonymous No.19473668]

>>19473589
Is fry sauce basically a mix of mayonnaise and catsup? If so, that's not a Utah thing, as if Utah would have meaningful established food practices that differ from the wider region.

[Anonymous No.19474006]

>>19473088
People forget that tomatoes are acidic. It's literally the acid from tomatoes that makes it taste good on meat. It's the same as adding lemons on fish.
And yes, I do admit some brands add too much sugar in their ketchup, but muh dude, you obviously have many brands to choose from.

[Anonymous No.19474012]

I hate ketchup, mayo and mustard.

[Anonymous No.19474044]

>>19473587
Did you post that from a Nintendo Switch?

[Anonymous No.19474062]

Ketchup is a bad condiment that masks rather than enhances whatever its put on. It ultimately depends on the ketchup itself, but I'm speaking in general terms, like the sweet heinz shit.

I'm straight autistic about condiments and ketcup is the worst of them unless you're paying for the good stuff.

[Anonymous No.19474084]

>>19473088
I tried it once as a kid and it chapped my lips. I went to school with red chapped lips and all the other kids made fun of me and my life turned to shit that day. I have never forgiven americans and I will ruin their website for the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.19474094]

ketchup is ok with hot dogs or fries but anything else is cringe

[Anonymous No.19474113]

>>19473587
You are now banned for life from ice cream , candy, chips and chocolate because children like those too

[Anonymous No.19475010]

>>19473485
This, and based, all dogs get a little chup

[Anonymous No.19475027]

All I put on hot dogs is cheese and ketchup and I love the seething dildos that come out of the woodwork when my power level is revealed.

[Anonymous No.19475031]

>>19474012
>hate mustard

[Anonymous No.19475036]

I like ketchup with ham steaks but not much else

[Anonymous No.19475056]

>>19473574
>there's a wooden smoky taste to bbq sauce
golly, you don't say! please tell me more!

[Anonymous No.19475059]

>>19473284
that's ranch

[Anonymous No.19475223]

>>19473088
It doesn't make sense to me why people sometimes hate ketchup. Why hate on people for liking a delicious sweet and sour spicy tomato sauce that you can squirt out of a bottle? Whenever I hear about some restaurant and some state where they're like oh no you can't put ketchup here we'll get mad at you! You can't ask for mustard you can't ask for this or that no! I always fantasize at the idea of specifically going there on purpose and bringing a bottle of ketchup with me and drowning my food and catch up just to be like Hey listen I'm free and I can do whatever I want it's my life fuck you bitch

[Anonymous No.19475520]

>>19475059
Close 2nd, I've seen people pour ranch on top of their pizza slices like it's a topping

[Anonymous No.19475536]

>>19473088
It masks the flavor of whatever you put it on. It's OK on a hot dog or burger but it doesn't enhance the flavor of the fat like mayo does.
>>19473589
>>19473668
Literally everyone does this it's just a cope to make up for their lack of cuisine. Is funeral potatoes even an actual thing?

[Anonymous No.19475741]

>>19475536
>>19474062
Ketchup can mask some flavors, but does not always do this. Depending on how you use it it can accentuate other flavors and work synergistically with them. For example if you make a very very good burrito that has rice and beans and guacamole and corn and tomatoes and onions and garlic and all these different things, a little bit of hummus and Tahini and mustard and ketchup and various other interesting things you can add sometimes just make it more fun and interesting. Some bites have a more ketchupy flavor some bites of a more beanie flavor or sweet corn like flavor. It all works out somehow. Now if you're just taking a food item and drenching it in a gallon of any sauce yeah that's going to probably be overwhelming. But there's Nuance to all of it. For example if you're living out of a hotel room and all you have is a can of corn and a can of beans a little bit of ketchup and mustard on those beans might be in the difference between severe depression and only slightly severe depression.

[Anonymous No.19475769]

Ketchup on a hotdog is for children and possibly legit retarded people. Just...don't. Heinz Chicago Dog Sauce is GOAT tho.

[Anonymous No.19475785]

>>19475769
Ketchup on a hot dog is for children? The fact that you even still eat hot dogs at all is ironic.

[Anonymous No.19475792]

>>19473088
have never 'thed at 'chup tbqywylidrkwyta (to be quite honest with you lad i don't really know whawt44vt you're talking about)

[Anonymous No.19475801]

>>19473246
Well it is a good thing most people don't ruin their glizzies by getting them "Chicago" style.

[Anonymous No.19475806]

>After the age of 8, after that an intervention is required. And I agree. I think there is a time and a place for ketchup and I don't think the hot dog is one of them. That's just my opinion."

[Anonymous No.19475807]

why yes i would like tomato paste and sugar on everything i eat because i'm a fat stupid american

[Anonymous No.19475829]

>>19473088
It's disgusting, sugary slop.

[Anonymous No.19475832]

>>19475769
what is chicago dog sauce

[Anonymous No.19475853]

>why yes i would like tomato paste and sugar on everything i eat because i'm a fat stupid american

[Anonymous No.19475855]

I put ketchup on my bologna sandwiches because I'm an adult and ketchup on hot dogs is for children. *smug*

[Anonymous No.19475860]

>>19473088
Ketchup on a frank is fucking nauseating idk why, I just grew to hate it. I prefer mustard and sauerkraut

[Anonymous No.19475864]

make way for the king

[Anonymous No.19475871]

>>19473088
ketchups better with a corndog than a hot dog desu

[Anonymous No.19475875]

>>19475871
>ketchups better with a corndog than a hot dog desu
because I like putting high fructose corn syrup on my corn

[Anonymous No.19475960]

>>19475769
Hot dogs are for children, you dumb faggot. Putting ketchup on a hot dog or whatever the fuck else you like it one of the most adult things you can do. Only kids give a fuck about what grown people do, get the fuck out of here with your stupid ass boomer gated mindset.

[Anonymous No.19476012]

>>19475832
>he's never heard of 'go 'og 'ce

[Anonymous No.19476050]

culture
they've been convinced by acting like they're too good for ketchup they aren't white trash (protip: if you're eating hotdogs you are white trash)

[Anonymous No.19476469]

>>19473088
Ketchup is alright in small amounts on a burger or dog or something but it kinda got ruined for me by a roommate. He would make a burger and not only put a bunch of ketchup on it, he would then squirt a huge glob of ketchup on his plate and dip the whole burger in it. He'd then get ketchup all over his face and hands in the process like a child. He's my best friend to this day but it was so gross to see that it traumatizes me to this day

[Anonymous No.19476510]

>>19473088
put kimchi on my dog with some yellow mustard and gotta say it was pretty fucking good.

[Anonymous No.19476733]

Why don't you faggots make your own ketchup then? You can make it less sweet if that triggers your 'tism and make it less watery too.

[Anonymous No.19476757]

>>19473088
because corn syrup. without corn syrup its top notch, deserving of its spot in top 3.

[Anonymous No.19477927]

>>19475832
Ketchup

[Anonymous No.19478757]

>>19473287
Use unsweetened ketchup nerd it tastes far better.

[Anonymous No.19478762]

>>19473088