Post Midwest food.

[Anonymous No.19392635]

Discuss Midwest food.

[Anonymous No.19392639]

>>19392635
more like mid west

[Anonymous No.19392642]

>>19392639
hehehehe

[Anonymous No.19392668]

>>19392639
Oh ho ho ho

[Anonymous No.19392669]

>>19392639
>The coastie is so eager for updoots that he'll be contrarian enough to say he doesn't like gravy

[Anonymous No.19392676]

>>19392635
no dimwit

[Anonymous No.19392679]

The invention of the steak-umm was the high water mark for yooper society.

[Anonymous No.19392691]

>>19392669
Do you claim gravy, middlefag?

[Anonymous No.19392707]

>>19392679
Close, but it's the smoked lake superior whitefish.

[Anonymous No.19392712]

>>19392707
Forgot pic.

[Anonymous No.19392714]

Kneel.

[Anonymous No.19392723]

>>19392714
Hey bro we heard you liked lard so we battered some lard and deep fried it in lard

[Anonymous No.19392726]

>>19392714
Scrumptious.

[Anonymous No.19392730]

>>19392723
thanks

[Anonymous No.19392734]

>>19392723
>Will only live once
>Is afraid of delicious
Kek

[Anonymous No.19392738]

>>19392723
Kill yourself. You'll never be a White Nordic Wisconsonite.

[Anonymous No.19392748]

Friday night fish fry. Nothing like a fresh caught Lake Perch with some local lager or pilsner to wash it down.

[Anonymous No.19392754]

[Anonymous No.19392758]

Sometimes I like to spice it up by adding mayonnaise to it.

[Anonymous No.19392763]

Lot's of this, along with fish
Smelt runs were my favorite

[Anonymous No.19392768]

>>19392748
Yes. The only thing better than a Friday fish fry with lake perch is those precious few weeks in April where everywhere has all you can eat smelt.

[Anonymous No.19392769]

>>19392763
>casserole

Wrong. Hotdish.

[Anonymous No.19392774]

Nothing like havin' a little hotdish before you head out to the local tractor pulling competition, eh?

[Anonymous No.19392779]

>>19392769
He most likely got the pic from a Google Image search. No one's gonna change the filename for a quick posterydoo.

[Anonymous No.19392781]

Blessed thread.

Can't forget the grilled beer brats. Ideal in a fresh potato bun with stoneground mustard and kraut. No (((catsup))) necessary.

[Anonymous No.19392782]

>>19392768
Nice, Gotta love it

[Anonymous No.19392790]

>every single dish in the thread is nearly the exact shade of yellow

[Anonymous No.19392801]

>>19392769
Hotdish is almost exclusively a Minnesota thing. Most Midwesterners call them casseroles. Any michigander/wisconsinite you hear saying hotdish is probably a Minnesota transplant

[Anonymous No.19392804]

>>19392790
First time seeing midwestern food?

[Anonymous No.19392814]

>>19392782
>>19392768
How long should I fry those things so the bones aren't a problem, but not long enough to overfry the fish itself?

[Anonymous No.19392815]

Hey guys I picked up a suitcase of beer for our cow tipping party tonight

[Anonymous No.19392822]

>>19392815
>suitcase
We call 'em 30 racks here friend.
These suckers used to be like $10 at Kwik Trip. Great for those wizard staff nights.

[Anonymous No.19392837]

>>19392822
Yah, in Minnesota we gotta go to a bottle shop unless you want 3.2 beer

[Anonymous No.19392857]

>>19392814
Similar to sardines the bones aren't a problem even if eaten completely raw. Very tiny and for a bone, soft. Just a slight crunch. And frying smelt takes like 4 minutes at best.

[Anonymous No.19392879]

>>19392857
Ah, nice. Thanks. Never cooked smelt before, only catfish filets.

[Anonymous No.19392886]

>>19392639
Bahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.19392887]

>>19392879
Wait. You've ONLY ever fried catfish? How the FUCK does someone go through life eating fried fish and has never even had some cod or trout for Christ's sake? Catfish is literally the worst freshwater fish you can eat.

[Anonymous No.19392888]

>>19392714
Tater tots are from Cali

[Anonymous No.19392891]

>>19392888
Checked digits.
You are mentally retarded.

[Anonymous No.19392901]

>>19392879
How big were those catfish fillets?

[Anonymous No.19392902]

>>19392888
Although equally disgusting, Oregon isn't California. And those aren't tater tots.

[Anonymous No.19392916]

>>19392887
And rainbow trout as well as bass and some blue gill, I live in East Tennessee. Most of the fish suck here unless it comes from the rivers or a clean pond.

>>19392901
My dad and I caught a good seven pound catfish a few years back, had a good fish fry that night. But I haven't been back fishing in some time after he died, been too busy with work and its just not the same without him.

[Anonymous No.19392928]

>>19392734
the cold sauce rows are an abomination but the caramelized cheese crust looks legit.

[Anonymous No.19392939]

>>19392928
It's not proper Detroit style if the sauce isn't on top rather than underneath the cheese. Not saying that's the best pizza. But it's not Detroit style.

[Anonymous No.19393011]

>>19392726
You can get these in New England too.
But it doesn't matter where you get them, as long as the weather is brisk and windy, and the cinnamon donuts are hot as FUCK.

[Anonymous No.19393030]

>>19392939
the sauce should be on top, but not applied after baking,

the sauce on top after baking is a 2nd wave Detroit style pizza meme. its how you know a place is a copy cat thats never been to southeast Michigan and had real detroit deep dish.

[Anonymous No.19393078]

>>19392723
And I appreciates ya for doing thats.

[Anonymous No.19393083]

>>19392888
Tater tots were invented by Ore-Ida. Which was on the Oregon Idaho border. I've been there. It was cool and I tell people that I was in the town Tater Tots were invented.

[Anonymous No.19393540]

>>19392639
Teeheeheehee

[Anonymous No.19393552]

>>19392723
>he thinks fresh cheese curds are pig fat
bizarre

[Anonymous No.19393562]

Classic combo right here. Might not look like much, but it's a killer! Yall lyin if you say you aint done this before

[Anonymous No.19393563]

>>19393562
jessie is that you? don't cry baby, it's going to be ok

[Anonymous No.19393569]

>>19392639
tstststststs

[Anonymous No.19393582]

>>19393562
and coasties say we dont know good food. they can keep their avocados, ill take some nugs with cheese any day over their froufrou bullshit

[Anonymous No.19393587]

>>19392639
heh

[Anonymous No.19393642]

>no cheeseball posts
Disappointing.

[Anonymous No.19393644]

>>19393642

[Anonymous No.19393647]

>>19392635
no, I don't think I will

[Anonymous No.19393677]

>>19393644
christmas

[Anonymous No.19393678]

>>19392639
kihihihihihihi

[Anonymous No.19393696]

"Cannibal Sandwich" or "Tiger Meat" from Wisconsin. Apparently it's a Christmas specialty.

[Anonymous No.19393710]

>>19393696
I had that at my aunts house as a kid sometimes. Put mustard on it, bredy good if the beef's super fresh.

But desu I could not stomach the lutefisk.

True Nordic slop, for true Nordic Upper Midwesterners.

[Anonymous No.19393723]

>>19393710
I obviously have no idea what lutefisk tastes or smells like, but the only time I've ever seen it was on King of the Hill, and Bobby made it look good. I'll have to try it one of these days.

[Anonymous No.19393725]

>>19392639
ufufufufufu~

[Anonymous No.19393726]

>>19392635
looks like my ex gf's vagina after I was through with her!

[Anonymous No.19393731]

>>19393582
never had a chicken parm at the italian deli mid afternoon new york city

[Anonymous No.19393735]

>>19393726
are you a sausage grinder?
does she have a super niche only fans?

[Anonymous No.19393736]

>>19393726
She might need to see a gynecologist or you might need to see an optometrist.

[Anonymous No.19393738]

>>19392726
fatboy life is good life

[Anonymous No.19393742]

>>19393723
Lutefisk tastes like stinky, briny fish jello with a chemical undertone from the lye. It's disgusting.

Only way it can be consumed by humans is on dark rye bread with raw onion, dill, lemon (and in my case hot sauce). Anyone who enjoys raw dogging lutefisk is most likely terminally insane.

[Anonymous No.19393744]

>>19392639
on g 'los
that DO be bussin frfr

[Anonymous No.19393756]

>>19393742
Honestly, you sold me on the flavor, but it's the texture that disturbs me the most. I hate pretty much all non-sweet/non-dessert jelly foods. It's probably one of those things I'll try a very small amount of, just to say that I've done it.

[Anonymous No.19393761]

>>19393710
that's pickled herring dumbass

[Anonymous No.19394149]

bump

[Anonymous No.19394276]

>>19392635
Not sure if Pennsyltucky counts as Midwestern but scrapple is the fucking shit. Bacon is the most overrated food, especially the ways us mutts do it making it burnt and le cripsee XD

Why can't we get actual rasher bacon over here?

[Anonymous No.19394286]

We do things differently in the Quad-Cities.

[Anonymous No.19394304]

Cold cheese curds mmmm.

[Anonymous No.19394311]

>>19393710
That's a jar of pickled herring, which is undeniably great

[Anonymous No.19394312]

>>19392635
Indiana ‘loins

[Anonymous No.19394320]

There was a pizzeria near where I grew up that had great deep-dish pizza. They closed down some years ago.

[Anonymous No.19394324]

>>19392635
Looks like my ass after my uncle was through with it

[Anonymous No.19394334]

Taco pasta salad at Hy-Vee - you can't get more midwest than this.

[Anonymous No.19394359]

I still miss taco john's.

[Anonymous No.19394381]

Nothing says breakfast like Casey's.

[Anonymous No.19394397]

Anyone else enjoy Village Inn?

[Anonymous No.19394420]

>>19394311
Digits confirm

[Anonymous No.19394431]

>>19392639
kkkkkkkkkkk

[Anonymous No.19394436]

Before the pandemic, I frequently flew from the east coast to the company HQ in Livonia, Michigan. There was a restaurant near there called Big Boy, with a better version of the Big Mac. I've never seen them since.

[Anonymous No.19394441]

>>19394359
Is that considered Midwest? I've never been clear on what Wyoming and Colorado are. I'm from Arizona, which is definitely the southwest, and when I was in Colorado for 4 years it was never quite Southwest, never quite Midwest.
I've heard Mountain West, but I dunno.

[Anonymous No.19394442]

>>19392748
I love perch so much. but a church near me has walleye for their fish fry, and I think I like that more

[Anonymous No.19394446]

>>19392822
very nice midwestern beer. we drink a lot of labatt blue in michigan though

[Anonymous No.19394447]

Just good old fashioned Iowa pork.

[Anonymous No.19394451]

>>19392928
how is the sauce cold after it’s been cooked??

[Anonymous No.19394456]

Bent River brewery, Moline, IL. this is their Uncommon Stout. their Jingle Java around xmastime is also good

[Anonymous No.19394464]

>>19394359
taco John’s just came to my part of michigan. their fried chicken tacos are delicious

[Anonymous No.19394473]

>>19394312
It's a shame Indy doesn't have any good 'loin shops. You gotta get out of the metro area to find the good stuff.

[Anonymous No.19394475]

If you know, you know.

[Anonymous No.19394480]

>>19392916
Rip dad
Happy Father's Day

[Anonymous No.19394481]

>>19394475
I can smell the white trash from here

[Anonymous No.19394484]

>>19394475
>>19394481
Would so eat this after downing a six-pack

[Anonymous No.19394496]

Pokey Stix from Gumby's in Iowa City. I know there are Gumby's in a few other college towns but this is still kind of considered an IC thing

[Anonymous No.19394515]

Gotta love the Machine Shed restaurants!

[Anonymous No.19394540]

>>19394473
nickel plate in fishers had a decent loin. I think it closed though

[Anonymous No.19394549]

>>19392639
N

[Anonymous No.19394552]

[Anonymous No.19394556]

I know it's a meme beer; I still enjoy it around the 4th.

[Anonymous No.19394564]

>mogs every other slider

[Anonymous No.19394573]

>>19394564
I never got a chance to go there when I was commuting to Livonia. I did go to Greene's, though, good stuff

[Anonymous No.19394582]

>>19394573
Never went to Greene's, I bet it's comparable. Telway in Madison Heights is solid too.


Paczki day is only eight months away

[Anonymous No.19394593]

>>19394381
Speedway's breakfast pizza is better

[Anonymous No.19394596]

happy holidays

[Anonymous No.19394649]

>>19394596
There is only one Midwest ham.

[Anonymous No.19394672]

>>19394496
>Gumby's
Nice. We had one in Madison, WI, and pokey stix were the greatest. Not sure if that one is still open

[Anonymous No.19394683]

>>19392635
Why did you post a picture of an empanada
Is there a huge Argentine population in the Midwest that I don’t know about?

[Anonymous No.19394697]

>>19392712
Is this some sort of generic whitefish (cod, tilapia, et al) or is there literally a distinct GL species called "Whitefish"?

[Anonymous No.19394717]

>>19394683
that's a pasty. different dough, different shape, sometimes similar fillings but not usually

[Anonymous No.19394730]

>>19394672
It’s not. I was there for work a few years ago and it was already closed so I went to Ian’s instead

[Anonymous No.19394762]

>>19392822
Those new cans are soulless. So mad about that

[Anonymous No.19394770]

>>19394149
When coasties brag about their groceries stores on /ck/ I just laugh and walk down the street of my safe 90%+ White town to the local Woodman's and do some 3:00am shopping

[Anonymous No.19394786]

>>19394762
We still get some of the old cans up here in the PNW. Not many people drink Hamm's up here so there isn't a lot of stock turnover. I think I am the only one in my county that drinks the stuff.

[Anonymous No.19394788]

>>19394480
Thanks for the reminder!

[Anonymous No.19394798]

>>19394312
I never understood this, why use the buns at all?

[Anonymous No.19394980]

Absolute class

[Anonymous No.19395075]

>>19392639

[Anonymous No.19395156]

>>19394697
It’s a distinct species. You can get it everywhere up north. I found a smoked fish place on google near Ludington, once. When I got there, it was a small wood shack with fridges full of unmarked brown boxes of smoked whitefish.
There was nobody there, just a slot in a metal door that said “$20/box, put cash in slot.”
I got a box, it was delicious.

[Anonymous No.19395162]

>>19394573
I went to high school like 100yds down the road from that place. I was friends with the daughters of that family that owned it.

[Anonymous No.19395190]

Mom used to make this during the summer. A good fruity treat

[Anonymous No.19395209]

>>19392635
>>19392669
>>19392714
>>19392726
>>19392734
>>19392748
>>19392763
>>19392768
>>19392781
>>19392782
>>19392939
>>19393562
>>19394286
>>19394381
>>19394359
>>19394334
>>19394475
>>19395190
Midwesterners eat like this then wonder why they have health issues. Do they really not have access to fresh vegetables or something

[Anonymous No.19395210]

>>19394446
labatt blue is the most vile beer i've ever had. it's the only time i've ever thrown a beer away

[Anonymous No.19395350]

>>19395209
>>19395190
this does have fresh fruit. look at the name you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.19395405]

>>19393696
This with freshly ground beef you grind at home is amazing. I crave it every time I have my period. Must be the iron. Need to get me a new grinder once I finally close on my condo. A real one installed on the counter.

[Anonymous No.19395457]

>>19394697
>The COASTIE has never eaten literally the tastiest fish
>Questions if it's even real

[Anonymous No.19395643]

When you want something a little lighter and with some vitamins, can't beat these. Bring em to pot lucks whenever I have one to attend. It's a hit, usually one of the first dishes to run out

[Anonymous No.19395670]

>>19394475
these are a great way to get some greens into your diet, I know it's not healthy, but at least its got loads of lettuce for the fiber.

[Anonymous No.19395680]

>>19395209
In the summer most people are growing fruits and veggies or buying them straight from the farm or market, but winter is long and cruel

[Anonymous No.19395696]

>>19395680
delusional larp, midwesterners are buying 100 packs of dino nuggets year round

[Anonymous No.19395700]

>>19395680
bro trying to pretend people eat vegetables in the midwest

[Anonymous No.19395707]

>>19392639
yes correct

[Anonymous No.19395709]

>>19394473
It’s cuz of the blacks

[Anonymous No.19395712]

>>19395700
You can be fat no matter your diet. But yeah typically growing seasons are still well celebrated in the midwest

[Anonymous No.19395718]

>>19395712
>You can be fat no matter your diet
so says the fatso

[Anonymous No.19395730]

>>19395718
>Spends his Sunday solving captchas to call anonymous posts fat
I needed to turn off the lights to see your post. Timestamp of your feet on a scale or forever be the chunkmonster.

[Anonymous No.19395738]

>>19395712
>You can be fat no matter your diet
lardo brain rot

[Anonymous No.19395758]

>>19395712
>>19395718
>>19395738
I've seen fat vegans, fat vegetarians, and a hell of a lot of fat ketolards.
The only alt-diet where I haven't seen a fat person are frugivores, which is surprising considering the amount of sugar & calories they eat.

[Anonymous No.19395760]

only for those with a refined palate

[Anonymous No.19395846]

>>19395162
Were they hot? Did you get free food?

[Anonymous No.19395920]

>>19394564
Literally the best kept secret in American food. Really shouldn't even be posting this.

[Anonymous No.19395963]

>>19395760
Nothing quite like spaghetti 4 ways. Skyline is the king of Cinci sloppa.

[Anonymous No.19395966]

Indianas best sandwich, the beef manhattan

[Anonymous No.19395968]

“Maid-Rite Diner... you can’t put it down!” Da-da-da-da-da, da!

[Anonymous No.19395969]

>>19394451
The chill from the air cools the sauce

[Anonymous No.19396041]

>>19395920
Funny thing is, I wouldn't have given it a second thought. The only reason I want to go now is because you had to say something about keeping it a secret.

[Anonymous No.19396070]

>>19396041
The burgers will still be great even if the blue hairs start showing up. And Detroit is an incredibly effective filter for Livonia. Most coasties are simply too afraid.
https://youtu.be/bVDDYQlmq0w

[Anonymous No.19396088]

>>19396070
One other thing I love about that area is the seemingly endless amount of Arab restaurants where the food is fresh as fuck and they have fresh-squeezed fruit/veggie juices

[Anonymous No.19396103]

>>19392815
Michelob is for faggot hipsters in like Oregon

[Anonymous No.19396114]

>>19396088
>Greek coneys

[Anonymous No.19396393]

>>19396103
It's all that those mud ducks drink

[Anonymous No.19396458]

>>19395209
We don't wonder.

[Anonymous No.19396467]

>>19395209

[Anonymous No.19396497]

>>19392768
it's only smelts

[Anonymous No.19396512]

>>19392901
Now that’s some noodlin!

[Anonymous No.19396600]

>>19394334
this looks damn tasty honestly

[Anonymous No.19396610]

>>19394304
Microwave them for 5-10 and squeaky bliss!

[Anonymous No.19396614]

>>19394334
What is a salad?

[Anonymous No.19396624]

>>19394436
I ate so much cottage cheese from the lunch buffet sprinkled with their season salt so good!

[Anonymous No.19396637]

>>19395966
sure looks like a good sandwich dere, yah hey

[Anonymous No.19396646]

[Anonymous No.19396657]

>>19392639
kekekekekekek

[Anonymous No.19396662]

>>19396646
>put one of them in the freezer
>Bing Chilling

[Anonymous No.19396666]

>>19396646
Thanks for being a burden on society.

[Anonymous No.19396679]

>>19396614
a variety of ingredients served together, sometimes mixed, sometimes not
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salad#Bound_salads
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasta_salad

[Anonymous No.19396687]

>>19396679
If you ever respond to my post again I'm gonna fuck your stupid ass dad in the ass more that he has been violated in the homeless shelter.

[Anonymous No.19396691]

>>19396687
Hi! How are you? Everything okay?

[Anonymous No.19396695]

>>19396624

[Anonymous No.19396700]

>>19396662
>冰淇淋

[Anonymous No.19396703]

>>19396687
This person is an impostor. That post was mine, not yours.

[Anonymous No.19396705]

>>19396687
good I hate my dad

[Anonymous No.19396709]

>>19396700

[Anonymous No.19396711]

>>19396614
hey now, got yer christmas salad right here there, fella

[Anonymous No.19396717]

>>19396711
Thanks bro, it's nice of you to serve me up a slice of salad.

[Anonymous No.19396718]

>>19396705
he hated you too ever since he didn't jizz into a sock instead of your dumb moms pussy

[Anonymous No.19396735]

>>19394770
Nothing soothes a Michigander soul like Meijers at 3am.

Woodmans is based tho.

[Anonymous No.19396748]

the funny thing about the people who say "omg it's not a salad just because you call it a salad" are the same people who insist a man is a woman just because they call him a woman

[Anonymous No.19396751]

>>19395209
They do, they just smoke, drink, and eat junk. This fueled the covid bs, they were dying of obesity and is was sold as the dangers of being unvaccinated.

[Anonymous No.19396760]

>>19394582
We’d get along IRL

[Anonymous No.19396764]

>>19394596
>pork productions from (((muslim))) Dearborn, MI

how are they still getting away with it.

[Anonymous No.19396781]

>>19396764
I know several muslims who work with pork products. They don't eat it themselves, and they wash their hands before prayer & meals.

[Anonymous No.19396784]

[Anonymous No.19396793]

>>19393735
>>19393736
r*ddit replies

[Anonymous No.19397115]

Don't forget dessert

[Anonymous No.19397274]

>>19394312
I've never got this. It can't be eaten as a sandwich. Put some white gravy on it instead and eat with a knife and fork.

[Anonymous No.19397292]

>>19393562
what is this

[Anonymous No.19397398]

Is the midwest secretly based? Why do the coasties live rent free in these threads?

[Anonymous No.19397412]

>>19397398
The most telling thing is how the posters treat each other. Go make a coastie thread and watch as everyone screeches at which faggot is a bigger faggot. Meanwhile any Midwest thread is just full of bros and banter. What does that mean?

[Anonymous No.19397429]

>>19393710
>>19393761
>>19394311
It looks like a jar of pickled punks, friends and I used to find that weird shit when urban exploring in NYC. There's all kinds of weird shit in old hospitals.

[Anonymous No.19397464]

>>19397412
The evidence is clear and conclusive. It can mean only one thing and that means that you're a cocksucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.19397645]

>>19393742
I know that dude, that's Geddy Lee from Rush
A Canadian bloake

[Anonymous No.19397662]

>>19394496
The only thing wrong that I can see is that you didn't get enough sauces and it needs pupperoni.

[Anonymous No.19397665]

>>19394515
That looks like fun, I'd make my girlfriend push me around in that thing.

[Anonymous No.19397668]

>>19394593
That looks like shit that's been sitting under a heat lamp for 12 hours.

[Anonymous No.19397907]

>>19392635
I'm from Michigan, never seen anyone eat a pasty. I think it's a UP thing.

[Anonymous No.19397916]

>>19394436
Big Boy sandwich is my favorite hamburger

[Anonymous No.19397922]

>>19394475
Taco pie!

[Anonymous No.19397924]

>>19395209
We love life faggot you can't even imagine. Go eat kale bitch.

[Anonymous No.19397933]

>>19392726
Those and hot apple fritters! Delicious semen.

[Anonymous No.19397944]

>>19395405
Men can’t have periods so stfu.

[Anonymous No.19397948]

>>19397933
Where’s this from?

[Anonymous No.19398058]

>>19394798
Novelty

[Anonymous No.19398077]

you DO eat ham salad sandwiches, right /ck/?

[Anonymous No.19398135]

>>19392639
lolololololololol

[Anonymous No.19398160]

Only real Quad-Citians know

[Anonymous No.19398164]

>>19398077
make me one and we'll find out

[Anonymous No.19398254]

>>19398077
That looks kind of lonely, it seems to need fries.

[Anonymous No.19398277]

>>19397412
Midwest? moar liek MIDBEST!

[Anonymous No.19398389]

>>19395920
The men in black are coming after you, they know who you are and where you are.

[Anonymous No.19398391]

Better make it R.J.
Better make it R.J.
Better make it R.J. Booooooar's

*snort snort*

[Anonymous No.19398478]

>>19397668
Still good though

[Anonymous No.19398479]

>>19392639
Wwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Anonymous No.19398489]

>>19394798
Comedy

[Anonymous No.19398537]

>>19392635
That’s a pasty from the UK.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasty

[Anonymous No.19398933]

>>19398537
i don’t like carrots in my pasties. lawrys has nice pasties in the UP

[Anonymous No.19399036]

>>19394441

[Anonymous No.19399230]

>>19398933
That leaves more carrots for me

[Anonymous No.19399301]

>>19396784
>buy a special butter sheep mold for real US Dollars
>sheep looks shittier than if you had made it without a mold
hate people like this

[Anonymous No.19399380]

>>19396687
Lol. bitch.

[Anonymous No.19399387]

>>19397464
Well dicks are delicious and cheaper than avocado toast

[Anonymous No.19399519]

>>19397948
Robinette's Apple Haus

[Anonymous No.19399553]

>>19392639
Bwahahah

[Anonymous No.19399615]

>>19397429
Idk I think it looks like pickled fish

[Anonymous No.19399625]

They're not what they used to be, unfortunately. But sometimes I go there anyway

[Anonymous No.19399780]

>>19395963
Excuse me, the king is 5 way + extra onions + extra crackers

[Anonymous No.19399850]

>>19392815
Cows will have their revenge!

[Anonymous No.19399999]

>>19395209
>Do they really not have access to fresh vegetables or something
They have corn.

[Anonymous No.19400100]

>>19399999
We even put it in our ham!

[Anonymous No.19400156]

>>19394564
Farmington Bates just as delicious

[Anonymous No.19400176]

>>19400156
I graduated from Farmington High School in ‘03, I regard them as equals.

[Anonymous No.19400184]

>>19399999
And the best apples and cherries in the country

[Anonymous No.19400192]

>>19400176
Baldy

[Anonymous No.19400196]

>>19399999
Chegged and kernpilled

[Anonymous No.19400198]

>>19392639
>samefags

[Anonymous No.19400200]

>>19399036
That's regional dialect. Not what anon was talking about.

[Anonymous No.19400237]

>>19394980
But.. that is Australian cuisine..

[Anonymous No.19400243]

Yall know how we do

[Anonymous No.19400256]

>>19400200
Being from the Midwest, I always thought it weird that if you go further up north, they basically sound like Canadians. With the only difference that they don’t say aboat when they mean to say about or bean when they mean to say been.

[Anonymous No.19400269]

>>19399230
Fatten up bugs. I like my Hasenpfeffer jumbo sized
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hasenpfeffer

[Anonymous No.19400380]

KC is midwest thus bbq applies, burnt ends from joe's

[Anonymous No.19400400]

>>19399999
QUINTS

[Anonymous No.19400415]

>>19399999
Michigan asparagus season is kinda a big deal

[Anonymous No.19400418]

>>19400380
KC is more south than midwest. culturally.

[Anonymous No.19400435]

>>19392639
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.19400436]

>>19392758
That looks really horrible.
You should return that for a refund, don't get a new one, it'll likely get spit upon.

[Anonymous No.19400449]

>>19400400
Quint!

[Anonymous No.19400475]

>>19400418
It's really not. Kansas City is more like a city in Kansas, Nebraska, or Iowa than it is like cities in Arkansas or Illinois or Oklahoma. St. Louis is very much a partially southern city, KC is fully midwest.

[Anonymous No.19400507]

>>19392639
ackackackackack

[Anonymous No.19400554]

>>19392639
>all these soy replies
I see the r*ddit “protests” are still on.

[Anonymous No.19400718]

>>19400418
No

[Anonymous No.19400848]

>>19400554
It's just one retard giving himself (you)s.

[Anonymous No.19400859]

>>19398160
No, just no

[Anonymous No.19400878]

>>19398537
Half-correct. The Michigander pasty has the outer shell of the Cornish but the interior of the Karelian.

[Anonymous No.19400894]

>>19394334
That does win the thread.

[Anonymous No.19400953]

Simply the best, the chips give it that extra bite

[Anonymous No.19400970]

>>19394286
What? You mean live in slums where they collapse in on themselves killing your neighbors while the city tries to cover it up and fine the landlord only $300? You make me sick. Glad you're a major Nuclear Target with Rock Island.

[Anonymous No.19400983]

>>19392635
>Post Midwest food
If there's a license for it...

[Anonymous No.19401059]

>>19395190
Ive never seen anyone else post this. My grandma makes this with bananas

[Anonymous No.19401063]

>>19392635
>>19398537
mexicans and jamaicans have better pasties

[Anonymous No.19401119]

>264 posts
>no funeral potatoes
neither the picture nor the name do them justice.
but then, that was never the aim of midwest quisine

[Anonymous No.19401197]

>>19401059
Get her recepies before she dies.

[Anonymous No.19401653]

>>19397274
>cut around the perimeter of the bun
>reassemble sandwich
>you now have a 5 layer tenderloin sandwich

[Anonymous No.19401668]

>>19392901
Have it your way, at b00ger King, hold the pickcles hold the lettuce have it your way/
Have it your way at boohgar king have it your way (repeat)...

[Anonymous No.19401671]

>>19401653
Look what they did to my boy

[Anonymous No.19401853]

the breakfast pizza is pretty good

[Anonymous No.19402046]

kinda can't believe this thread is still up desu
good job there fellas

[Anonymous No.19402066]

>>19400243
What is that? It looks very similar to a Rochester NY garbage plate.

[Anonymous No.19402067]

>ctrl+f
>goetta
>0/0
fags

[Anonymous No.19402069]

>>19392639
heuheuheuheu

[Anonymous No.19402070]

>>19392669
They hate the midwest because it represent real men and dosent accept trannies

[Anonymous No.19402099]

>19392639
>samefag nigger zoomer with nothing better to do but samefag his own retarded post dozens of times
thanks for keeping the thread bumped jackass

[Anonymous No.19402106]

>>19392635
>Discuss Midwest food.
would you an american midwest girl?

[Anonymous No.19402117]

>>19402106
like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.19402118]

>>19402106
only if she can shotgun a beer like that too

[Anonymous No.19402120]

>>19402106
Most are obese

[Anonymous No.19402126]

>>19402118
*hits beer*

[Anonymous No.19402144]

>>19402120
>

[Anonymous No.19402175]

>>19402126
Hell yeah, have a cute French chick

[Anonymous No.19402238]

>>19392714
fucking love me curds. I live a 5 minute walk away from Culver's.

[Anonymous No.19402272]

>>19402238
Cold is better than fried

[Anonymous No.19402274]

>>19402238
Culver's curds suck bro. Probably the most disappointig thing on their menu.
Their butterburgers and concrete mixers are good though.

[Anonymous No.19402353]

>>19394397
I've got one around the corner from me in CO. Never been because word is it's shit. I rather go to the Loveland Breakfast Club, it serves a bunch of seniors so you can get pretty much everything you want, how you want it.

[Anonymous No.19402361]

>>19402106
>would you an american midwest girl?
I actually did, great tits but the sex wasn't enjoyable.
Still would.

[Anonymous No.19402386]

>>19392669
This looks like a way shittier version of pic related

[Anonymous No.19402397]

>>19402386
>fried egg
fuck off

[Anonymous No.19402400]

>>19402397
Filtered

[Anonymous No.19402506]

>>19402386
>Roast beef and gravy is the same as hotdogs, ketchup and eggs
No.

[Anonymous No.19402709]

>>19392639
Gottem

[Anonymous No.19402734]

>>19395966
So why'd they have to name it after a place in New York? Unless the sandwich was invented there and then brought to Indiana

[Anonymous No.19402740]

>>19396467
An obese person made this to cope and drew themselves in the window with the family that they wish they had

[Anonymous No.19402773]

>>19392639
ohhh ho ho ho

[Anonymous No.19402776]

>>19399999
Dem digits tho

[Anonymous No.19402912]

>>19401119
Those sound delicious.

[Anonymous No.19402976]

>>19402734
... because New York is the center of the world? How is this hard to understand?

[Anonymous No.19402977]

>>19392635
I'll have the "my girlfriend left me" special with some extra mathy guitar riffs

[Anonymous No.19403010]

>>19399999
Corn is blessed.

[Anonymous No.19403036]

You niggers ever had potato-chip chicken? My mom would make it once or twice a year. Disgustingly good. Especially when she'd pair it with heart-attack potatoes. You felt guilty for a week afterwards. My mom was not a terrific cook by any means, especially when drunk (she loved her vodka), but I miss her chicken paprikash, roast pork with sauerkraut and dumplings, potato chip chicken, and meatloaf with mashed potatoes and gravy.

[Anonymous No.19403046]

[Anonymous No.19403070]

>>19403010
Indeed

[Anonymous No.19403626]

>>19392901
Why are noodling chicks always so fricking hot?

[Anonymous No.19403651]

>>19393644
Yes..
>>19393677
My family always had 3 varieties; One with cheddar and port, one with dried beef minced fine, and this one.
We often gave them as auxiliary gifts at Christmas too along with homemade hot sweet mustard.(gifts for entire other families.)

[Anonymous No.19403668]

>>19399999
checked

[Anonymous No.19403674]

>>19394359
"Tato Ole's in a burrito is truly a game changer/

[Anonymous No.19403682]

>>19394436
That's a Frisch's
Haven't been to one since I was a kid, but I remember the ketchup being WAYYY better than Heinies

[Anonymous No.19403711]

>>19394762
You talking about Your pic, or the other? Because the other is the Throwback can.
Either way, cheap, not gay, and great for "Tacos"

[Anonymous No.19403720]

>>19395643
Does it gots lil' marshies? Cuz I love ambrosia salad wit thos lil' marshies.

[Anonymous No.19403725]

>>19395920
hey... just look at this for a second...

[Anonymous No.19403747]

>>19396784
AT LEAST trim that fucking shit, lad.
There were WAY better butter sheep in the Thanksgiving bread.

[Anonymous No.19403904]

city boys don't know how we do

[Anonymous No.19404090]

>>19403747
>butter lamb
>thanksgiving

Poser.

[Anonymous No.19404260]

>>19395966
Yum.

[Anonymous No.19404261]

>>19394334
Hy-Vee sloppa. Very Nice.
For me, it's the broccoli salad.

[Anonymous No.19404325]

>>19394475
PR is okay but it's not because of the pizza.

[Anonymous No.19404373]

>>19392769
We call it casserole in Iowa, which is objectively the most midwestern state.

[George Amberson Minafer No.19404378]

Indiana pork tenderloin sandwiches
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_tenderloin_sandwich

[Anonymous No.19404392]

>>19394496
Never been to Gumby's before. Falbo's and The Wedge are my go-to spots for pizza. Semi-related, one of my coworkers used to work as a prep cook at the latter.

[Anonymous No.19404608]

It's a bit strange but if you know you know. this shits fire