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>don’t like regular mayo
>see people shilling pic related
>decide to try it
>tastes like shit
Never getting memed into wasting money by you fags again

>> No.19280953

Pedophile thread.

>> No.19280962

>>19280949
I was told by a homeless woman to put a splash of lemonade in my ramen noodle cups. I did and it was awful so I went back to the bridge she was living under and peppered her tent with 22 calibre handgun fire. Three 20 round magazines, subsonic with a suppressor. I heard gurgling sounds.

>> No.19280977

>>19280949
>doesn't like mayo
>tries a mayo
>doesn't like other mayo

OP, you are a easily influenced brainlet, it is going to happen again, you will be programmed by ads because you are the type of NPC that is wired for that shit.

>> No.19280979

>post naked /tot/s on label to take advantage of sexual attraction in media
>nobody cares they are using sex appeal to sell a creamy white mayo

Lol. I can't believe they still get away with it. I dunno how sexual arousal is supposed to get people to buy this hilarious product but whatever.

>> No.19281025

>>19280949
That’s the best mayo

>> No.19281078

>>19281025
*if you are a pedo

>> No.19281091

Sriracha. I liked it a lot for about a year, but now I can't stand it. Tastes like ketchup and garlic powder. Has nothing to do with how spicy it is, it just tastes bad.

>> No.19281218

>>19281091
I always thought it was a meme on its own. But I will put some in pho, a Sriracha aioli isn't bad either

>> No.19281223

>>19280949
It’s so good. Everyone’s different.

>> No.19281228

>>19280949
What did you eat it with or just straight from the bottle?

>> No.19281232

>>19281228
Some orange slices and a Twix bar

>> No.19281248

>>19280953
>>19280979
Meh, give em' a couple years and I might spring a boner.

>> No.19281250

>>19280949
i feel that it's a good mayo if you're making a spicy mayo or like a fry sauce

>> No.19281289

Kewpie is 100% superior to normal mayo in all circumstances, but if you already don't like mayo you're going to dislike Kewpie even more because it's more quintessentially mayo-y.

>> No.19281317

Its decent mayo, but not worth 5 bucks

>> No.19281366

>>19280962
>20 round .22 handgun
he got stendos on his thompson center contender

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>>19280949
>>see people shilling pic related
Literally every weeaboo that tries to tour the board and shill this shit gets made fun of almost instantly, it's all your fault for being autistic enough to not recognise a weeaboo thread at full force.

>> No.19281431

Ah yes, never trying anything new again because theres potential you wont like it and lose an insignificant amount of money is definitely justifiable and rational and doesnt make you seem like an annoying, whiney cunt at all

>> No.19281771

>>19280949
The chicken McGriddle.

>> No.19281796

>>19280949
I was memed into trying one of those breakfast crunchwraps from Taco Bell and it was revolting. Had me burping sausage and rancid frier oil all day long, too. If I had eaten the entire thing I’m pretty sure I would have gotten the shits.

>> No.19281820

>Sriracha
Sugary mess
>In-n-Out
Mediocre burgers, worst fries in the business
>Pho
$15 for chicken broth, tasteless meat, plastic noodles, and radishes
>"Strawberry Milk", Boba Tea, etc
$8 for syrup mix, 1 cup of water, 1 cup of ice, and mystery China balls that add nothing to the experience
>Chicken & Waffles
There's nothing fouler than sweet fried chicken
>Pub subs
Eh, they're alright

>> No.19281848

>>19281820
>Pho
>chicken broth
pho doesn't use chicken broth
>Chicken & Waffles
>There's nothing fouler than sweet fried chicken
so you don't like chinese orange chicken? spicy honey chicken? chicken dipped in honey mustard or barbecue?
do you even like barbecue?

i think you're just an autistic retard who if we were to look at the food you like would end up contradicting things you said here

>> No.19281858

>>19280949
What was wrong with it? I wanna try someday.

>> No.19281878

>>19281848
>pho doesn't use chicken broth
you're right, if it did it might actually be worth eating
>so you don't like chinese orange chicken?
You've never had chicken and waffles if you are making this comparison.
>spicy honey chicken?
Yeah I don't
>chicken dipped in honey mustard or barbecue?
Ding ding right again
>Do you even like barbecue?
Not from Sonny's, no. I don't need several cups of sugar to enjoy smoked meat.

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>>19281878

>> No.19281952

>>19281878
If autism is a spectrum, you're low-functioning end of it.

>> No.19282029

>>19280949
>He bought the 1/2 fat version
Yeah, that one is shit

>> No.19282120

>>19281382
>Japanese bad
Is just as retarded, if not more, than >JAPAN SUGOIIIII

>> No.19282656

>>19280949
mayo is garbage.
self-evident.

>> No.19282660

>>19282120
incorrect.
fuck asia.

>> No.19282701

>>19281820
>mystery China balls

It's literally tapioca balls you autistic retard. I'm pretty sure you've ate none of what you listed

>> No.19282853

>>19280949
>shower beer
it's just beer under a shower.

>> No.19282902

>>19282853
you forgot to let it catch the soap and sweat from your balls and asshole, anon

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>>19280962
she deserved it. fucking tastelet b1tch!

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>don't like an aspect of thing
>make thing suited to my taste
>thing is now good

>> No.19283197

>>19280979
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kewpie

stop projecting

>> No.19283800

kill yourselves in the most painful and longest way possible pedos

>> No.19283805

>>19283183
>don't like an aspect of thing
>make thing japanese
>thing is now good

fixed for you