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Anonymous Mon May 1 21:43:31 2023 No.19225335 [Reply] [Original]

How many times would you suck my dick for this pizza?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 21:45:10 2023 No.19225340 0

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 21:46:38 2023 No.19225345 >>19225335 Once probably. You wouldn't be able to come twice in a row.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 21:47:51 2023 No.19225349 >>19225335 I'd let you fuck my mouth and cum in it (no homo).

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 21:48:52 2023 No.19225353 >cucumber you ruined it!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 21:51:07 2023 No.19225363 >>19225335 what is that, cucumber? yeah you would have to suck MY dick for me to eat that

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 21:54:10 2023 No.19225371 >>19225353 >>19225363 Zucchini

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 21:54:34 2023 No.19225374 >>19225353 >>19225363 Mom needed to borrow the zucchini for something. I had to improvise.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 22:01:16 2023 No.19225394 >>19225335 -1

Anonymous Mon May 1 22:02:05 2023 No.19225396
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Pizza turned out pretty well. Perfect for eating with your hands. I hate those greasy thin slices that flop around like a New Yorkers dick.

Recipe is 550g flour, 250ml water, 1 tablespoon olive oil, 1 block of yeast, 2 teaspoons of honey, salt, basil and oregano. Simply mixed the honey and yeast and then threw all ingredients into a bowl and knead dough.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 22:04:54 2023 No.19225406 >>19225396 >Perfect for eating with your hands. Don't you eat all pizzas with your hands?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 22:04:57 2023 No.19225407 File: 134 KB, 602x642, ED9529FA-C9D9-49E5-95C2-80A19446736F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] As many times as you want zaddy uwu~

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 22:08:11 2023 No.19225419 >>19225406 With some pizzas you are better off using knife and fork. >>19225407 London?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 22:10:12 2023 No.19225425 >>19225335 Depends, are you as uncut as this pizza?If yes then yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 23:12:50 2023 No.19225670 File: 429 KB, 240x175, QueasyCapitalBats-max-1mb[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19225335

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 23:20:27 2023 No.19225686 File: 1.07 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20230429_193147[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's saturday's Although the lighting came out a bit weird. The crust was a sensible brown in person, I assure you.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 23:31:33 2023 No.19225721 You can keep the horrible looking pizza. I just enjoy sucking dick. Present it. >>>/soc/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 23:33:57 2023 No.19225729 I could give the shitty crust a pass if it didn't have fucking zucchini and olives and whatever mystery vegetables those are.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 00:16:40 2023 No.19225872 File: 140 KB, 640x480, 56AC9C27-5B4A-4F71-992C-3056AF54DD48.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19225335 0. I can suck someone else’s and use the proceeds to get a slice of this

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 00:28:34 2023 No.19225914 You have no dick to suck

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 00:30:17 2023 No.19225920 >>19225335 >didnt saute the zukes first negmey

Anonymous Tue May 2 00:31:31 2023 No.19225926

>>19225335
>zucchini and green olives on a mediocre homemade pizza... i've made bettter

zero. you'd have to post some crazy lookin new york brick oven shit for me to agree to suck a penis for it, and it would have to be a normal penis, not a smelly one or a weird freakish penis

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 00:31:49 2023 No.19225927 >>19225335 that looks disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 00:33:48 2023 No.19225931 1, but not for the pizza

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 02:21:20 2023 No.19226301 >>19225374 zucchini goes in chocolate zucchini cake. nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 02:22:09 2023 No.19226305 >>19225335 >zucchini I would castrate you

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 02:30:42 2023 No.19226344 File: 1.07 MB, 2000x1125, PidzersssRAPED.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19225335 None... But OWULD RAPE. Captcha= HA SXT

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 02:43:48 2023 No.19226381 File: 1.69 MB, 1800x1013, PidzersssRAPED.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19226344 AHHHH!!!! Fucked it up!! >realpic

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 03:34:29 2023 No.19226523 >>19225335 Dessert comes after the meal, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 03:35:49 2023 No.19226527 looks bland and chewy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 15:13:00 2023 No.19227550 >>19225335 I would kill you for even asking, disgusting sodomite.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 15:19:44 2023 No.19227564 >>19225335 I'd rather suck dick for some McDonald's

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 16:15:05 2023 No.19227674 >>19225335 >zucchini >whole olives, not sliced nigga you would have to suck my dick to eat that fr

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 16:21:55 2023 No.19227689 God, I could really do with some dick and pizza now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 16:50:47 2023 No.19227749 File: 3.06 MB, 3024x4032, IMG_20220805_190517.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 0,am good

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 16:51:47 2023 No.19227751 >>19225872 Is that burned spam or kebab?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 17:21:43 2023 No.19227811 >>19225686 Very nice

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 20:03:44 2023 No.19228243 File: 2.96 MB, 4080x3072, PXL_20230217_004422126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19225335 Wouldn't touch it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 20:05:53 2023 No.19228249 File: 1.08 MB, 1598x2048, IMG_0587.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19225335 Pizza is too fattening for how mediocre it is. Pleb food.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 20:07:54 2023 No.19228254 >>19227751 Kebab looking at it. I tried a kebab pizza once and it just tasted of salt and nothing else

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 20:15:12 2023 No.19228279 >>19225335 Your mom and sisters would have to drain my dick for a month for me to eat that square abomination. Also stop calling flatbread with random shit on top pizza.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 05:18:03 2023 No.19229820 >>19225335 You're gay and so is that pizza

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 05:55:58 2023 No.19229891 This is the most succesful thread I ever made on /ck/ and it is a total shitpost. Awesome!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 06:14:38 2023 No.19229943 >>19225396 How horny are you? Keep talking bout dicks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 06:15:51 2023 No.19229946 >>19226381 Heh. I think you'd burn your lady bits.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 06:29:15 2023 No.19229980 >>19225335 i would probably suck your dick for free desu

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 06:32:41 2023 No.19229985 >>19225686 Looks good, if I want to try this pizza do you have a mushroom tip you can give me?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 06:38:15 2023 No.19229997 >>19229985 Yeah. Don't put off making pizza until the mushrooms have gone bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 12:38:10 2023 No.19230624 >>19225335 >more than 3 toppings not a real pizza

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 13:11:25 2023 No.19230676 >>19228249 >fattening no you just eat too much

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 13:13:28 2023 No.19230683 >>19230624 >sauce >cheese >one topping What autism is this?

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