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I was cooking hamburgers last night and a bunch of grease splattered on my white t shirt. Got me thinking I need an apron. But I rarely see anyone outside of kitchens using them.

Do you apron? Or are you anti-apron?

>> No.19216895

>>19216889
Smock is better.

>> No.19216904

I have an apron for the one or two times a year that I bake something.

>> No.19216909

>>19216889
Naked apron

>> No.19216915

>>19216889
both

t. homosexual who wears an apron in the kitchen

>> No.19216955

>>19216889
ya i don't always remember to wear shitty clothes before cooking so i don't get oil stains on my nice apparel

>> No.19216977

>>19216889
I prefer hospital scrubs.

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>But I rarely see anyone outside of kitchens using them.
that's because people almost never get grease splattered on them outside the kitchen.

>> No.19216988

>thinking a piece of cloth worn over your clothes is gay
Aprons are based for BBQing if they have pockets like picrel but even if they don’t it’s still nice to not worry about getting BBQ sauce/Mustard/Grease on your clothes

>> No.19216989

>>19216889
Just take off your shirt when you cook or eat something greasy.

>> No.19217014

>>19216889
i wipe my hands into the clothes i wear at home lol

>> No.19217019

>>19216889
apron nakadashi.

>> No.19217020

>>19216889
>How to tell anon still has his laundry done by mommy
Are aprons gay??? Will they think I am gay if I wear one ???

>> No.19217077

>>19217020
Well, my wife does kind of act like my mommy sometimes. :)

>> No.19217100

>>19216889
>I was cooking hamburgers last night and a bunch of grease splattered on my white t shirt.

Ok? The way I see it you have 3 options:

>cook in such a way that you don't splatter grease on your shirt

>wear clothes you don't care about while cooking

>wear an apron to protect against possible grease splatter

That's it. Period. There is no "gay" or "useful" to worry about. It's just a matter of how you want to solve the problem.

>> No.19217115

>>19216889
If a majority of cooks use them, do you think the majority are gay or have something to keep their clothes clean?

But I don't think regular folks need to use them because regular folks don't cook all the time like cooks.

>> No.19217120

I always wear an apron
Im sloppy and get my clothes wet and dirty otherwise and doing laundry every day is gayer than wearing an apron

>> No.19217123

>>19217077
imagine if you had to do chores 9-5 all week just to get a handful of allowance... heheh I think I had a better deal going as a kid!

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>>19216889
I always make sure to wear a throwaway shirt, one where a stain doesn't matter and I can get some illegal chick to launder it for me.
BTW... only homosexuals or little kids wear bibs like these ones from Red Lobster like if you didn't your mom would hollar at you.

>> No.19217169

Welders and blacksmiths wear aprons. You should find a local blacksmith and tell him his apron looks gay.

>> No.19217178

>>19217100
>t. sucks dudes

>> No.19217199

>>19216889
They are both useful AND gay.

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>>19216889
Is it wrong of me to demand that my wife cooks for me like this?

>> No.19217266

>>19217169
anon, those welders and will smiths ARE gay

>> No.19217274

>>19217260
Yes, because if you're a healthy red blooded man, you won't use the heating/cooling in your home to save energy, and your woman might whine about it.

>> No.19217944

>>19216889
You're gay if you're insecure about a fucking apron

>> No.19217953

>>19217100
>option 4
>Davis stands outside his windows and yells FUCKIN' QUEERS

>> No.19217965

>>19216889
I just wipe my hands on my clothes like a retard.

>> No.19217985

>>19217169
Been welding professionally for 6 and a half years and I still have yet to see someone wearing an apron

>> No.19217987

>>19216889
I have an apron but I never use it. I just my hands on my shirt and pants then sleep in my clothes.

>> No.19218005

>>19216889
>But I rarely see anyone outside of kitchens using them.
Why is this board like this?

>> No.19218022

>>19217260
She's got a nice pumpy butt

>> No.19218023

>not cooking naked
does /ck/ really?

>> No.19218027

>>19218023
Yeah especially if frying food, one doesn't want stuff popping out and burning your chest for instance. Learn from experience.

>> No.19218034

I fry everything wearing only my boxers. I want to know that I've bested the universe with every meal. Bacon, especially, is a test of endurance and fortitude. I call it extreme baconing.

>> No.19218038

I just use a lid or one of those splatter screens.

>> No.19218039

>>19218034
That's pretty hard core anon, that should go into the record books.

>> No.19218057

>>19216889
It is only if you don't have one that says "kiss the chef"