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For me, it's Jollibee's. The jolliest West of Honolulu

>> No.19213223

>>19213219
so you're Filipino huh

>> No.19213225

>>19213223
Nope, I'm a certain type of tourist. Don't want to reveal any more or the Jannie will ban me from all boards

>> No.19213229

>>19213219
Does she come included with the order?

>> No.19213240

>>19213225
haha, this anon rapes children

>> No.19213252

>>19213240
She looks pretty experienced, certainly not a kid.

>> No.19213267

>>19213240
Wrong.

>> No.19213335

Is it actually good? Tons of people have told me it's great but they're all white

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>>19213223
You're god damn right I am.

>> No.19213352

>>19213219
Filipinas in Filipino TV look weird AF, dark pig nosed pinays are far hotter.

>> No.19213358

>>19213352
do not let this man into the orangutan enclosure at the zoo no matter how hard he tries to convince you

>> No.19213359

>>19213358
Those are Indo

>> No.19213364

>>19213219
...is this an actual fast food commercial?

>> No.19213368

>>19213267
Ok, you're one of those pedos who are into semantics for the sake of lying to themselves:
>this anon rapes young teenage girls who have already began puberty

>> No.19213631

IT'S THE NUTSHACK

>> No.19213641

>>19213364
Whatever it is, it's working on me

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>> No.19213801

>>19213352
I think it's the weird aspect ratio on the screen, that asian stuff doesn't translate very well outside of asia, especially to the USA.

>> No.19214278

>>19213219
Kek she ended up with the white guy. Much more realistic

>> No.19214325

>>19213219
Holy fuck that's old

>> No.19214334

>>19213229
No, it's a restaurant. They only serve food and drinks

>> No.19214339

>>19214334
They might make more money if they served cute girls up as well

>> No.19214808 [DELETED] 

>>19213219
I only eat the burger steak there

>> No.19214820 [DELETED] 

>>19213335
Filipinos love white skin and they think the blacker you are the more poor and lazy you are

>> No.19214827 [DELETED] 

>>19213219
What the fuuuck did he just get cucked?

>> No.19214889 [DELETED] 

>>19213368
He’s a MAP you fucking bigot. Hope you get raped by a pack of African Americans during a mostly peaceful protest.

>> No.19214897 [DELETED] 

Just checking to see if I'm banned, I have to do it every couple hours on this board. You never know when you're replying to an unapproved thread that'll get you a 3 day timeout. Have a good day everyone!

>> No.19214900

>>19213219
I went to the one in Journal Square in Jersey City and it was very strange
the sweet tomato sauce with hotdogs on spaghetti is truly awful but the fried chicken was pretty damn good
If I ever go again, I'd just get a burger

>> No.19214927

>>19214827
Big time. He did everything right except the one thing that matters most to women. You know...

>> No.19216114

>>19213219
i always thought this place was a meme but one time i had to catch a flight and a meal and the closest place was jollibees and i got a chicken burger. goddamn that was a nice chicken burger. still wouldnt go regularly though, fast food is poison

>> No.19216319

I want a giant female worker Jollibee© to sting me in the ass with her modified ovipositor stinger. After she punctures the inner wall of my rectum, I'll watch her pull away, shrieking in pain and bleeding ketchup as her digestive tract, made of giant strands of Jolly Spaghetti™ and covered in hot dog meat sauce, separates from her body along with the stinger, which is pumping frosty purple yam ice cream into my sphincter. She beats her crispy breaded Chickenjoy™ wings furiously, showering the area with stale grease, as she tries to fly back to the hive, but her gaping ass wound where her stinger used to bee is too deep, and she flops down on the ground, hyperventilating and sweating gravy from every pore. I'll watch her gasp and spasm like the chunk of flan in a halo-halo as she bleeds out the last of her ketchup blood onto the parched ground and then fall down on top of her, her stinger still filling me with frosty fun, and start paradoxically undressing as hypothermia begins to kill me from the inside out.

>> No.19217021

>>19216319
This but unironically.

>> No.19217578

>>19213219
There's nothing west of Honolulu, retard.

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>>19213219

>> No.19218253

>>19213219
Going to Manila for a sexcation thanks for reminding me bout Jollibees gonna get some chicken too