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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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>> No.19174639

>>19174626
wouldve been better if the dudes were in suits instead of those cheesy army clothes

>> No.19174656

>>19174617
Bruv it’s food why you gotta make something slutty out of it just eat it normally

>> No.19174661

>>19174626
This was actually cool

>> No.19174665

>>19174626
>small shitty steak covered in cheap gold

>> No.19174666

>>19174661
happy happy birthday
from the chilis crew
if it was our birthday
we would be here too
HEY!

>> No.19174669

>>19174665
They've tested all the edible gold leaf and it doesn't even have gold in it.

>> No.19174674

>>19174669
wtf, what is it then?

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this one gets me fucking diamonds, every time

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>> No.19174751

>>19174733
how does he get out?

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>> No.19174766

>>19174751
with an elaborate system of pulleys and levers

>> No.19174771

>>19174676
nigga where the seasons

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>> No.19174788

>>19174617
what a goofball

>> No.19174791

>>19174774
Can we get him some help?

>> No.19174793

>>19174772
soulless fraud

>> No.19174797

>>19174791
why?

>> No.19174804

>>19174685
What kind of shithole stacks them like that and not face forward?

>> No.19174806

>>19174626
Would be a fun surprise for people who weren't exposed to this shitty spoiler.

>> No.19174816

>>19174793
She's just acting like a normal person.

>> No.19174827

>>19174736
did she cook it?

>> No.19174832

>>19174806
They need better actors. I wouldn't be amused or surprised with these toddler like fake military dudes with cap guns. They look retarded. Seriously.. I see kids play soldier much more believably at the park.

>> No.19174838

>>19174734
Did she take out that paper on the bottom!?

>> No.19174844

>>19174832
They can't be believable, could actually scare people and get them in trouble with law enforcement.

>> No.19174848

>>19174816
wrong, she's trying to recapture the magic of the first video, and failing. pathetic worm of a woman

>> No.19174849

>>19174738
Who is this goddess

>> No.19174860

>>19174735
I wonder how much money she could make selling.

>>19174763
Wouldve make more sense to step up & sit on the edge of the truck bed then put those garbage bag boots on to step into that mess. But you have an idiot that puts the garbage boots on while on the ground to pick up grime to step into the food.

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>> No.19174862

>>19174746
I will not be outraged :)

>> No.19174880

>>19174791
It would be kinder to just let him die.

>> No.19174885

>>19174848
You're mentally ill and should see someone before you harm someone.

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>>19174733
checked the eggpost

>> No.19174895

>>19174885
i bet you like marvel movies

>> No.19174898

>>19174895
No. They ruin Marvel. Deadpool is supposed to be more emotionally tortured, and should never have a clean win.

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>>19174793
She's 100% better and cuter than the first

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>> No.19174910

>>19174734
> women do this troll tier shit
> you are still left wondering if they are actually retarded and it's serious

>> No.19174912

>>19174898
of course you are mentally invested in whether the adaptations live up to the originals

>> No.19174914

>>19174666
birthday songs are cute!
doing a gay charade for some new money fags, isn't

>> No.19174916

>>19174912
Yeah. You on the other hand value nothing.

>> No.19174917

>>19174901
but the first one was real, hers was fraudulent and staged

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>>19174917
nothing about it is "fraudulent and staged", you schizo lmao

>> No.19174922

>>19174912
I value this >>19174738

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>>19174922

>> No.19174931

>>19174921
unfortunately it is, I hate to burst your bubble. the first video took off and was a viral sensation sweeping the world by storm! then of course they had to try and recreate that magic, and you get the abomination you are defending. kill yourself, I mean that 1000% with my heart

>> No.19174932

>>19174917
What would she have been doing if she wasn't staging a performance? Maybe there's a tell in the audio, but this silent version only shows her acting like anybody without autism or down's syndrome.

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>>19174928
IM FINNA SNAP

>> No.19174950

>>19174680
The shittiest place on earth

>> No.19174951

>>19174617
>that'll be $2,000 please

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>>19174931
>the first video took off
She wasn't the first video at all, they've filmed all kinds of people for a while now. She's only the first YOU became aware of.
You seem to combine quite a few traits here: autism, schizo, mongoloid,100% incel too

>> No.19174961

>>19174959
WRONG

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>> No.19174989

>>19174738
>>19174772
>>19174928
why are these whores so obsessed with this food stand? will i get pussy like this motherfucker does just by flipping shitty gyros and rice?

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>>19174989
>will i get pussy like this motherfucker does just by flipping shitty gyros and rice?
yes

>> No.19174993

>>19174961
No. And the one that is famous isn't famous because the girl was particularly endearing. Morons ranted about how artificial they thought she was and trolls responded by pretending she was being peak woman. I like it because it's oldschool internet stuff.

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>>19174733
>People actually saw this for the first time tonight.

>> No.19175014

>>19175008
>mfw someone thought people actually saw this for the first time tonight
>mfw i have no face

>> No.19175023

>>19174683
that's disgusting. Looks like she spent a lot of money opening that place up and I can't imagine anyone going there more than once. Judging by the fact that her decor is literal gay porn I have to think her parents/husband just died and she when she was given her inheritance she decided it was 'finally her time' and didn't have anyone in her life to keep her delusions in check.

>> No.19175024

>>19174993
FAKE NEWS

>> No.19175025

>>19174804
shitholes maximizing freezer space

>> No.19175030

>>19175025
more like freezerholes maximizing shit space

>> No.19175045

>>19174774
the fried chicken is covered in mold

>> No.19175049

>>19174886
the way he overdoes the flourish is identical to that fat guy with the movie popcorn

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>> No.19175056

>>19175023
are you okay?

>> No.19175058

>>19174905
how tf is this possible that bag can't be normal plastic

>> No.19175059

>>19174624
so basically octopus aspic in a watermelon rind?

>> No.19175066

>>19174734
If you're gonna waste food to bait people at least make it a little bit believable

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>>19175058
Quality of plastic bags is much better in China.

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>>19175014
>mfw you're mfw.

>> No.19175077

>>19174716
They should record a final shot of all courses spread out on a long table just to round out the visuals

>> No.19175087

>>19175058
It's not reaching melting/burning point because the water is sapping the heat
You can put a paper cup filled with water over a candle without it burning too

>> No.19175089

>>19174754
>>19174758
I've seen these so many times, it never fails to make me chuckle.

>> No.19175093

>>19175023
That is a pretty good analysis. You're probably right kek.

>> No.19175096

>>19174910
it has to be trolling, but would mean there is funny women, so im conflicted

>> No.19175099

>>19174762
Fuckin why tho

>> No.19175101

>>19175099
Don't be greedy or an alcoholic.

>> No.19175116

>>19175053
I heard the guy on the left just got out of prison.

>> No.19175118

>>19174716
>That will be $349 + 19% service charge
>Still leave unsatisfied

>> No.19175122

>>19175101
If you're paying for it then it's your wine.

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>>19174683
>all that rapeseed oil that's required to keep the peanut butter running smoothly

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>>19174774
When are we getting a foodtruck video of him instead of those boring hoes?

>> No.19175132

>>19175118
Post weight

>> No.19175137

>>19175116
The guy on the left needs to be sent to prison for eating like an effete faggot.

>> No.19175139

>>19174617
Salt Bae is so hot

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>>19175132
40 weight

>> No.19175147

>>19174669
You got a source on that? I can't find any information about this.

>> No.19175149

>>19174680
Yum

>> No.19175152

>>19174716
I hate meme food. Give me normal food cooked properly.

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>> No.19175161

>>19174754
>>19174758
You missed the part where he throws a bunch of trash in the oven with the pizza.

>> No.19175172

>>19175158
eat the bugs: :I
eat the bugs (expensive): :O

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>>19175053
>degreasing his pizza
Share this image to scare this man

>> No.19175249

>>19174628
Hes single ladies

>> No.19175254

>>19175139
Thanks for your input, Abudir

>> No.19175277

>>19174766
kek

>> No.19175283

>>19175128
>I'm getting out of here

>> No.19175293

>>19174772
What a hideous freak of a woman. Hopefully she's dead by now.

>> No.19175300

>>19174928
Yenta whores...

>> No.19175301

>>19174992
She's an honest to God perfect woman

>> No.19175400

>>19174861
This little guy is so cool.

>> No.19175424

>>19174626
Well if you're going to go for the shitty gold steak meme, you may as well throw in some theatrics, so at least some part of your diner is memorable.

>> No.19175455

>>19175301
she has no tits but I'd do it

>> No.19175473

>>19174928
Tired hoes

>> No.19175476

>>19174656
It's not just food, it's an EXPERIENCE

>> No.19175477

>>19175145
kek

>> No.19175479

>>19174685
That's a lot of frozen 'za. Feels like a waste of space to stock that many of each type

>> No.19175483

>>19174669
Is it just really thin pyrite?

>> No.19175487

>>19175126
Could just be peanut oil. That's what good peanut butter has in it

>> No.19175490

>>19174734
>Letting her dog lick her hands
>Then brushing her hands off over the food
Fucking disgusting

>> No.19175498

>>19175053
The virgin nibble vs the CHAD feast

>> No.19175509

>>19174685
You VILL eat ze nutrient discs

>> No.19175527

>>19174680
My mother grew up poor as hell in Guatemala in the 70s and they still FUCKING USED SPOONS.

>> No.19175539

>>19174738
Beautiful goddess. Would date and treat like a princess. Probably won't marry since I wouldn't be good enough.
>>19174772
Whore that I would lure into a false sense of security, drug, and brutally rape.
>>19174928
Would slash both of their necks in an alleyway like a dangerous Paki.

>> No.19175544

>>19175301
You have shit taste in women

>> No.19175547

>>19175122
This is clearly a glass given to guests

>> No.19175560

>>19174734
What a waste

>> No.19175588

>>19174763
I'm sure that food wasn't eaten
Wasting food for a tiktok video should be punishable by death

>> No.19175667

>>19174774
people like this should be rounded up and shot, then buried in a mass grave

>> No.19176191

>>19175455
That just makes her more elegant and timeless.

>> No.19176532

>>19175172
fuck off imbecile

>> No.19176537

>>19175539
kill yourself

>> No.19176546

>>19175116
>>19175498
video on the right is staged

>> No.19176554

>>19175301
she looks like a basic whore though

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>>19174849
Who's asking?

>> No.19176570

>>19174886
he's too aggressive, no respect for the egg

>> No.19176586

>>19174734
wasting food for memes should be a crime penalized by law

>> No.19176621

>>19175158
They had these crabs in Thailand as well. As much as I like seafood I always thought they looked a bit disgusting with their big abdomen. They taste very good though.

>> No.19177019

>>19174733
hdhgo

>> No.19177038

>>19175116
What was he in for? Is he a pedo? He looks like a pedo faggot.

>> No.19177095

>>19174741
I'm blind in one eye and have no depth perception. I always fuck up cutting bagels and similar things like the first part of this video.

Just kill me bros, I feel like a retard anytime I'm trying to make a sandwich.

>> No.19177107

>>19175053
Both disgust me, but if I had to share a meal with one I'd pick the guy on the right in a heartbeat.

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>>19175076
Now I'm lost. Whose face is which?

>> No.19177159

>>19174886
Why is he so mad at the egg?

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>>19175053
Honestly yknow - I've seen it a million times but never thought about it in this way. But to sit down at a fast food place with just.... 4 times as much food as normal in front of you, and complete disregard for convention or economy, would actually kinda rule.

Like I'll mack down on some McDick's or whatever I order. But picture ordering like three different full-sized sandwiches, having three large fries on deck, a couple drinks, maybe some nuggs or other side-dishes, and just deciding "No, I'm not going to eat them neat and orderly, I'm just going to take whatever next bite feels good and eat my fill". It would be wasteful, sure, but even as far as luxuries go, balling out at a fast food place could cost you, what, 50 bucks tops? Less than a night at the bar? And it'd probably be a pretty memorable experience in gluttony. Like the Louis CK/Fat Bob Kelly "Bang Bang". Damn. I got some decisions to make.

What fast food place would you want to have this kind of smorgasbord at? In-n-out looks great, but I feel like Burger King might not be bad either (not that they're really omparable). Taco Bell would probably have a pretty nice variety of items available. How about you, /ck/?

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>> No.19177336

>>19177200
Either Chick Fil A or Burger king. The former has a really nice chocolate shake that they make to order. Dunking your fries in them is something else, the mixture of sweet and salty complete eachother, and I learned about it on an episode of Kim Possible.

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>>19175053
BULK SEASON NEVER ENDS
POST MOAR BUTT CRACK EGG CRACK

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>>19175483
pyrite is a crystal you can't make a thin sheet of it

>> No.19177399

>>19177218
your gif tricked me into thinking I might actually fuck a retard then I went to her channel and holy shit she's walt junior from breaking bad with makeup on

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>>19174680
>please sir, can I have some more poo

>> No.19177574

>>19174989
If you live in fucking (((Williamsburg))), honestly? Yes!

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God I love being white.

>> No.19177615

>>19177143
is this why we went to war with russia

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>>19174617

>> No.19177624

>>19174669
I dont believe you because sheet gold like that is cheap as fuck to beginn with. I can get 25 sheets of it for like 30 euro, and thats now after the price exploded, and if you order in bulk its probably even cheaper.
So yeah thats like, 3$ of actuall gold worth on that steak, at most. Not worth risking your reputation using fake gold if you sell those steaks for 1000 fucking bucks.
Honestly if people werent pissed about inflation and food prices here anyways Id open a ice-cream stand selling "real gold cones" for 50 bucks to stupid tourists thinking they are getting a steal.

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Imagine being poor.

>> No.19177647

>>19177635
>it's a brandy french 75 with expensive ingredients
wow
so revolutionary

>> No.19177661

>>19174774
I hate this fat fucking pig so much I can barely deal with it.

>> No.19177671

>>19177619
Pop zek that webm

>> No.19177676

>>19176554
Women are like ice cream. Sure, you can prefer the more unique flavors- most of the time. But sometimes, all you want is just a really good vanilla.

>> No.19177678

>>19177579
This guy offends me so deeply. Everything about him makes me want to kill. His chubby, red cheeks, the too-small mouth, the round moon face, and obviously his disgusting preference in food. He makes me furious beyond belief.

>> No.19177683

>>19177678
And if he saw you he wouldn't think about you at all. Truly he has won.

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>> No.19177687

>>19174739
that shit still looked super wobly at the end, I want to see her actually cut it

>> No.19177688

>>19174733
classics

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>> No.19177694

>>19177579
hes so disgustingly british it hurts

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>> No.19177704

>>19177686
>>19177691
ban assault eggs

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>>19177698
>Stupid faked gook shit
Yeah you can leave.

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>>19177707
>Yeah you can leave.
Nah I like it here

>> No.19177715

>>19177579
why does he look like a baby

>> No.19177720

>>19177707
That's not fake but the girl is. They just take the spaghetti out of a little hatch in her back when the program is over

>> No.19177722

>>19177711
It's sad you think this is real.

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>>19177722

>> No.19177732

>>19174861
thanks anon, thats great.
I hope he and his brother still cook together

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>> No.19177753

>>19177683
Yes, I'm crushed by that thought.

>> No.19177758

>>19177720
how much do i pay to get access to the jap girl eaten spaghetti hatch ?

>> No.19177765

>>19175073
I love shit like this. Its cool seeing stuff from one culture depicted in a completely different ones style

>> No.19177790

>>19177579
ohgod I thought the fucking wbmd started again. But no, he just puts 20 times the parmesan on his spaghetti instead of only 10 times

>> No.19177805

>>19177704
>...inexperienced and untrained home cooks should not be able to get their hands on high powered, automatic calcium. Today's oil temperature is not what temperature we want our eggs to be growing up in.

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>>19174747
Cool but also Vile

>> No.19178021

>>19174886
thanks, haven't seen that one in ages. got the yt link?

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>>19174685
Damn, thats gotta be a complete selection from every brand. It's impressive in its own way.

>> No.19178076

>>19174931
guaranteed she never even saw the first vid.

>> No.19178088

>>19175096
trolling is the opposite of funny.

>> No.19178119

>>19177694
Tis a Ruskie, Anon

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>> No.19178238

>>19178203
i love rick stein
>>19178182
i hate filthy fucking GOOKS

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>> No.19178273

>>19175128
holy kek that filename

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>>19174735

>> No.19178288

>>19175099
piss fetish

>> No.19178311

>>19174680
Fucking primitive sub-humans. Nothing will ever convince me these are the same species as me.

>> No.19178324

>>19175158
Wait a minute so you can eat those guys with the shells and all?

>> No.19178328

All tik-tokers should be publicly executed.

>> No.19178337

>>19178324
You can eat anything with a shell if you try hard enough.

>> No.19178374

>>19175544
>>19176554
lol seething trannies

>> No.19178443

>>19174734
This girl has a Facebook too and she always posts all of these cooking videos and boomers always comment on it taking it seriously. It's very entertaining. She made one video of her basically shitting into a pan and cooking it and said "I learned this in Texas" and it got like 10k comments from boomers saying she did NOT learn that in Texas.

>> No.19178489

>>19175490
Did you kiss the part where she filled the glass of water and let the dog drink out of before pouring it into the dish?

>> No.19178533

>>19178337
Yeah I want to see someone eat a coconut whole

>> No.19178543

>>19174680
why are they like this?

>> No.19178554

>>19174626
Hey guys, put on the outfits again, table 12 ordered the gold steak.

>> No.19178600

>>19175539
Thrive. Be happy

>> No.19178612

>>19178182
How does she never get bitten? It looks like they have fangs. Did she defang em?

>> No.19178637

>>19174754
Itza pajeetza pie!

>> No.19178749

>>19174685
thank you, Capitalism

>> No.19178756

>>19174716
i could afford to eat that way from time to time, but it just doesn't appeal. still, that all does look pretty delicious. i'd take it over a bunch of modernist foams and nonsense.

>> No.19178761

>>19174827
I don't know any recipes that cook avocado, so I would bet against

>> No.19178828

>>19174680
Bro, the guy serving the food with his hand has some terrible feet. Holy fuck.

>> No.19178869

>>19174685
*sniff* God Bless America!

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>>19178021
No sorry, just a load of webms.

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>>19178239

>> No.19179012

>>19174656
He donates steakfingers to single mothers and black kids bro he's a good person!

>> No.19179019

>>19175479
I’m guessing it’s in Alaska or someplace like that. People who live in the boonies stock up in frozen shit because they only come in every few months or so.

>> No.19179030

>>19177095
I’m not blind and I still fuck it up.

>> No.19179033

>>19177579
I don't even mind what he is eating, it's his food so all the power to him, but the way he eats is so revolting.

>> No.19179039

>>19179019
I suppose they do have plenty of space to spare, so throwing out a few extra freezers for that display isn't a massive deal

>> No.19179044

>>19174751
he fights the eggs

>> No.19179052

>>19177635
>Dom Perignon: How much you got?
I never understood this. Sure if you want a vintage bottle from like 1989 you're gonna pay 10 grand, but there's a fine spirits shop near me that regularly stocks more modern years. I bought a 2012 for roughly $275 last year in fact. That's in no way prohibitively expensive.

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>>19174905
>take ingredient out of pot and put it into bag for cooking

>> No.19179066

>>19175293
what the fuck lol

>> No.19179077

>>19177218
>me frying eggs

>> No.19179093

>>19177647
>IT’S A COCKTAIL!!???
What were you expecting? Cold fusion?

>> No.19179212

>>19178182
I cannot believe what I'm seeing here.
Gooks are truly amazing, but not in a good way.

>> No.19179218

>>19178203
Rick is always comfy.

>> No.19179224

>>19174685
Impressive

>> No.19179234

>>19174680
This is the kind of place where even if you gifted them several ladels, they would not use them.

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>>19179002

>> No.19179241

>>19174928
>tattoos

>>19174959
>no tattoos

>> No.19179280

>>19179218
>>19178203
Who is this guy? Looks nice.

>> No.19179308

>>19177694
Joke's on you, he is Russian.

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>> No.19179401

>>19179367
this should be a criminal offense

>> No.19179423

>>19174793
The original is 100% certified bananas. If you ever see a woman behave like that towards you: duck, run, keep running. And whatever you do, don't give her your phone number.

>> No.19179489

>>19174735
This is the most sexually attractive thing Ive ever seen

>> No.19179562

>>19174860
Apparently breast milk goes for about a dollar an ounce, so if she's making 1.75 gallons that's about $200 a day.

>> No.19179579

>>19179052
>I never understood snobbery
To be fair $275 is a lot when it tastes the same as a $50 bottle of Martini sparkling wine.

>> No.19179583

>>19177579
Seems more like a piggish pink to me.

>> No.19179586

>>19177678
Same here

>> No.19179599

>>19175099
It's a joke item. That's it.
Kinda lame when you can see it from a mile away, I once thought better of this man
Yet >>19174762 has reminded me that I haven't seen his videos in years so there are probably hundreds of wacky crazy apparitions waiting for me and that's cool.

>> No.19179602

>>19177619
kek saved

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>>19174617
Is he the greatest living chef?

>> No.19179613

>>19174747
>>19174750
My god, white women are disgusting.

>> No.19179622

>>19179613
>>19174747
>>19174750
imagine the shell

>> No.19179626

>>19174772
She can't eat all that. She's probably taking it home for her BBC boyfriend.

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>>19178996

>> No.19179643

>>19179604
this is as bad as slavery.

>> No.19179648

>>19177698
It really annoys me how she has to do the spaghetti twirl on the spoon every single time. Japs are so autistic. I bet like 40 years ago they saw one guy in a movie do that and now they all have to do it every single time.

>> No.19179677

>>19178203
>>19178238
Rick Stein has an unexpectedly based origin story. He opened his first restaurant after the nightclub he ran lost it's liquor license because he got into a fist fight with one of the customers. It wasn't feasible to run a nightclub without serving alcohol so he converted it into a restaurant.

>> No.19179697

>>19178203
That does not take the same preparation of scrambled eggs you ass

>> No.19179707

>>19175045
Hadn’t noticed that before. I bet he reuses a bunch of food as set pieces to save money

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>> No.19179826

>>19177619
Lost hard

>> No.19179840

>>19177579
this guy goes to Thailand, for business...

>> No.19179843

>>19174680
this is how they see white people who use only dry paper on their hairy ass bush

>> No.19179849

>>19179843
Instead of creating a nice moist environment for bacteria to thrive in.

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>>19177388
Explain mica then

>> No.19179944

>>19177698
Wife material.

>> No.19179952

>>19178182
>"What would you like to eat dear?"
>"Literally anything."
I don't know why people hate on chinks so much. They will literally be happy with anything. Perfect wife material.

>> No.19179981

>>19179648
it's probably easier when dealing with a mountain of spaghetti like that. normally i'd put a bit on the fork and use the side of the bowl or plate instead of a spoon but you can't do that when it's piled 6"+ high.

>> No.19180012

>>19175058
Try burning a balloon filled with water, same concept

>> No.19180028

>>19177388
Many of the properties of metals come straight from the fact that all metals are crystals. In particular, ductility, i.e. the ability to deform plastically, is tied to metals being crystals.

>> No.19180066

>>19179648
I use the spoon if I'm give one. It's comfy and convenient.

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>>19174628
>Gagh is always best when snorted live

>> No.19180123

>>19174754
>>19174758
It's not the same without the sounds of dishes being washed and the blender in the background. Makes you feel like you're there.

>> No.19180137

>>19177200
Indian food, from a decent restaurant where different dishes have varied taste profiles, with samosas and bhajis and a couple of beers.

That or a 10-piece bucket from KFC for the scalding greasy goodness going down your gob.
(mashed potatoes or fries, gravy, and corncobs on the side)

>> No.19180141

>>19179367
I don't get the butch side of lesbianism. Fine, identify as a male but don't put on massive weight like a lazy piece of shit.

>> No.19180196

>>19180141
>identify as a male
They don't
>don't put on massive weight
Being skinny and frail is feminine

>> No.19180222

>>19179981
You don't have to push it against anything. It weaves through the tines when you push the fork into the spaghetti. Just lift into the air and twirl.

>> No.19180278

>>19179367
Pedo eyes

>> No.19180286

>>19178554
I think they have actually armed guards on standby desu. They have to guard the gold reserves they use to guild the steaks anyways so you might as well use a couple of them to escort the waiter out.

>> No.19180287

>>19179604
Throughout history, slavery had its moment where helped humanity to prosper. But I do not thing that minced meat had any redeeming side

>> No.19180292

>>19180287
this meant for this
>>19179643

>> No.19180298

>>19175539
>I am a tough guy online

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>> No.19180309

>>19175588
You just killed off all of america's youth doing that. Bravo

>> No.19180320

>>19174861
Wholesome brother moment

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>> No.19180333

>>19180308
scientificallyproven.webm

>> No.19180338

>>19175053
Guy on the right either got off military base or prison. There's no way

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>> No.19180346

>>19175128
Jobs like this look so badass but fucking exhausting to be out at sea all day

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>> No.19180360

>>19177738
This is literally how you freaks see the fucking world.

>> No.19180367

>>19179367
The autistic editing and facial expressions make me want to kill myself

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>>19180360
Yes and it's a wonderful world

>> No.19180377

>>19180321
God I wish that was my food
being so close yet so far from pussy

>> No.19180391

>>19180372
Dont forget to take your meds troon
If you see any anime girls telling you to kill yourself listen to their cat-girl demands. Dont let them down. Do it. Let your inside voice win.

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>> No.19180430

>>19179604
No hairnet. Steak should be coarsely chopped. Utterly disgusting.

>> No.19180436

>>19177200
Gluttony is a sin but most people do not properly indulge in it.

If you don't eat a meal for, say 48 hours, then pig out at a fast food joint, you're likely going to be better off than most fat fucks. On a psychological level you associate gluttonous feasting with excess, and much like a child having too many sweets as punishment, you'll grow to resent regular overeating and probably even become healthier.

It's post-hedonism. Sin as a vaccine. Embrace your degeneracy so you can confirm your humanity, and reject these worldly pleasures.

>> No.19180456

>>19179052
>>19179579
Is correct. Dom Perignon is just mediocre. Big names like Krug and Bollinger are no better. Hennessy is shit tier Cognac. You're paying for ads, not grapes.

>> No.19180467

>>19174931
It's called hystrionic personality disorder. Look it up.

>> No.19180497

>>19178182
Fuck, poor spider bros. goddam gooks

>> No.19180520

>>19177722
She does streams. It doesn't make you big brain to watch Captain Disillusion a few times and immediately decide everything is fake.

>> No.19180567

>>19177738
>>19180372
MACADONARDO

>> No.19180569

>>19174734
>>19174736
I know I should appreciate the trolling going on here more, but I grew up so damn poor that the lesson of not wasting food is ingrained to my core. I'm decently well off now, and I still won't throw food away unless I absolutely have to for safety.

>> No.19180784

>>19180569
It’s a stupid meme but this isn’t the dark ages. Spending twenty bucks on props isn’t a big deal, they aren’t going to run out of el Monterey burritos. Will it blend and the hydraulic crusher shit is a way bigger waste and people loved those.

>> No.19180831

>>19175008
I unironically did. I am 27, usually browse /fit/ and sometimes /vg/. I got a girlfriend and I want to learn how to cook for her, so that's why I'm here. Wish me luck anons! Also enjoying your memes for now!

>> No.19180851

>>19174928
I actually went to williamsburg for business 4 weeks ago and couldnt for the life of me find this place. Not sure it exists lads.

>> No.19180880

>>19180851
it's actually in brooklyn NY

>> No.19180895

>>19179093
For 2500? Yeah.

>> No.19180966

>>19180456
In america we have a limited selection/understanding of cognac. Talk to me about it? Also cremant is the same as champagne just from the next town over. Same grapes same climate same soil same process. Half the price though because ypu cant call it champagne.
Both are still better than the cheap prosecco my fellow 56%s toast the new year to.

>> No.19180967

>>19174838
Watching the video again.
No she did not take out the paper at the bottom.

>> No.19180972

>>19180880
No, dick. Youre a nigger faggot and the halalfoodtruck is a meme and the 6/10 halalfoodtruck groupie is a tranny. Sorry about that.

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>>19178443
>Shitting in pan
Post video anon

>> No.19181007

>>19179677
That's hilarious. I never thought of Rick as the kind of guy who would get into fights. Brilliant. Like him even more now.

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>>19174959

>> No.19181038

>>19180321
Which restaurant? Do you have to pay extra for that?

>> No.19181096

>>19180895
Better something good with stupidly expensive ingredients than them trying to make their own wacky new thing. The brandy French 75 with egg whites is my own signature drink, and it works beautifully. I call it The Big Sleep.

>> No.19181102

>>19179633
next time someone whines about cooking eggs in stainless, show them this

>> No.19181114

>>19180355
I need an explanantion right now or I will kill myself

>> No.19181117

>>19180328
>DO NOT FEED THE SEAGULLS THEY ATTACK!

>> No.19181118

>>19180328
>sharing food with your bestie
>justgirlythings

>> No.19181121

>>19180332
The thing about this that always gets me is the mother looking at her daughter as she poisons her and just sort of shrugs

>> No.19181131

>>19181102
>implying that chinesium pan is stainless
>implying it has ever been cleaned

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>>19181131

>> No.19181257

>>19181151
What happens when his pockets are full of egg shells

>> No.19181713

>>19174626
>entertaining food

>> No.19181915

>>19179691
>>19179695

>> No.19181984

>>19174734
This video is Haram

>> No.19182083

>>19175455
I require proof of this statement.

>> No.19182148

>>19174739
Truly we are once again living in the roaring 20s

>> No.19182154

>>19174750
"Women can't do comedy" motherfuckers SILENT after this webm