/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19165974]

Ever just eat your pizza in the car?

[Anonymous No.19165999]

I usually finish it before I get it home and my wife gets mad. When I tell her she should have come with me if she wanted some she gets even madder. Sometimes she pays the extra cost for delivery and that makes me mad. She says it's worth the cost because the delivery driver isn't a fat greedy guts and that makes me madder. These days just saying the word "pizza" can start an argument. It's one of the bad things in our relationship.

[Anonymous No.19166007]

>>19165974
>>19165999

do white people really eat in their car

[Anonymous No.19166024]

>>19165974
I once eat a pizza roll while on the bus, I was hungry as hell so I did not care. Luckily I didn't make a mess.

[Anonymous No.19166025]

>>19165974
No. I'm not a dirty American.
I eat my pizza on my bicycle.

[Anonymous No.19166087]

>>19166007
well you know niggers do because they always throw the empty cartons and bags out the window and onto the road

[Anonymous No.19166108]

Leather seats are overrated, they don’t soak up the grease from your fingers like fabric.

[Anonymous No.19166119]

>>19166087
yeah beacuse unlike you pigskins we wanna keep our cars CLEAN

[Anonymous No.19166138]

I used to eat in my car so much it unironically got roaches. I had to bug bomb it.

[Anonymous No.19166151]

>>19166119
Oh shut up, it's not even your car

[Anonymous No.19166253]

Only if it's from a place I trust. With Little Caesar's I keep the box closed the entire ride because my car is getting old and I don't want to give it aids.

[Anonymous No.19166258]

>>19165974
ESL here. What is the purpose of "just" in this sentence?

[Anonymous No.19166262]

>>19166258
Just your mother

[Anonymous No.19166279]

>>19166258
The implication is that the pizza looked/smelled so good that he *just* couldn't wait to get home and eat at a table with a plate. You're losing a lot of nuance by not catching that, as OP is pretending Little Caesar's is better than it is, that he's an uncontrollable fatty just like the rest of us (lol), and that he actually has anything to look forward to back at home. But most of all he's really *just* sharing a picture of his pizza.

I guess this probably has a lot to do with the "do Americans really" shit. A lot of times ESLs are just taking things too literally and miss any of nuance or irony.

[Anonymous No.19166305]

I ate a slice in my car once but I didn’t like how much the pizza smell lingered

[5'10 245lbs mountain of a man No.19166359]

I like to go to McDonald's and get double qpder meal, with two mcdoubles, two mcchickens, and two apple pies. I eat it in my car while listening to art bell on coast to coast am. It's the first cold day of fall, in 2009. I finish the food as I feel nothing. Life wasn't supposed to be like this. I guess I never even thought about what it was supposed to be like. As a child I never felt much happiness. I didn't know what it was. I thought everybody felt like I did. My first year of college I felt happiness and joy for the first time. I thought this is what life is now. I began to realize things are not as they seem. I always lived in the moment, having had no benchmarks low or high throughout my life to be touchstones to snap back to. As my joy ebbed and flowed, eventually, it left. I felt the light on my skin, on my soul, and without it I kept moving forward. Not realizing the process I was in. As time moved on, my way of not making goals and reacting to things as they came left me in roadway of my own nature. As I eventually looked back and translated events through other persectives, realizing miscommunication and confusion causes events to be much different to others, than they seemed to me. Eventually coming to the conclusion that everything from my past was me misinterpreting reality in my own way. To know how others feel and see, is not possible. Realizing people were not genuine and were not in the same world as me, I became unhinged. Unhinged from what was. I saw beyond the vail, and came to the conclusion that some people come into perception without the vail. And later become covered by it. Some are born into it, and leave it behind. I don't know if you can go back. And if you could, it could be very disturbing.

[Anonymous No.19166366]

>>19166359
>I saw beyond the vail
You're retarded

[5'10 245lbs mountain of a man No.19166378]

>>19166366
Do you know what vail means? I saw beyond the act of submission. You gutless worm.

[Anonymous No.19166387]

>>19166119
>niggers
>keeping something clean

[Anonymous No.19166389]

>>19165974
The only time is when I got two medium pizza hut pizzas on the way to a friend's house for D&D and snacked on a slice or two on the way.

[Anonymous No.19166403]

When I was a pothead we used to smoke weed then drive to pizza pizza and get a hot n ready and crush it in the car under a shady tree in the parking lot. Good times.

[Anonymous No.19166404]

>>19166119
think of the bigger picture, wouldn't you want your city to be clean too? just cram it into the trash when youre buying newports dummy

[Anonymous No.19166423]

>>19165974
what the fuck is going on with that pizza? It has the longest crust I have ever seen.

[Anonymous No.19166435]

>>19166423
It's literally 3.14159 * diameter long, same as every other pizza.

[Anonymous No.19166437]

my fucking eye

[5'10 245lbs mountain of a man No.19166441]

>3 posters
Fucking hell...

[Anonymous No.19166443]

>>19165974
Eatin' the 'za in the 'esla (More like the 'ocus)

[Anonymous No.19166453]

>>19166404
That's what trash collectors are for.

[Anonymous No.19166459]

>>19165974
No, I'm a man and don't want a disgusting car like women have.

[Anonymous No.19166461]

>>19165974
I’m sure your light leather seats will look absolutely vintage when the grease dripping from the box stain your seats leaving a beautiful patina

[Anonymous No.19166474]

>>19166253
burger king sucks mac is better

[Anonymous No.19166501]

>>19166258
just ma balls

[Anonymous No.19166508]

>>19166404
aint my city plus some cracka gets paid to clean that shit up I aint finna pick up trash fo free

[Anonymous No.19166562]

>>19165974
As soon as I get my car, I'm going to pick up a 13" pizza, drive to a secluded spot and eat it all in my car while listening to Joy Division.

[Anonymous No.19166575]

>>19166258
It’s purely to create a conversational tone. It adds a “silly” and “spontaneous” element to the speech/action.

[Anonymous No.19166587]

>>19166575
Not really. In that context it means you do "just" that with no frills attached, as in that thing alone instead of something more elaborate like sitting in a normal chair while eating it or using a plate or table.

[Anonymous No.19166597]

Back in high school and the first couple years of college I'd go out on weekends and eat some Little Caesars alone in my car while telling my parents I was going out with friends so they don't think I'm a loser.

[5'10 245lbs mountain of a man No.19166627]

>>19166597
Your parents think I'm gay bro...
>verification not requiredtag0d

[5'10 245lbs mountain of a man No.19166633]

>>19166627
*You're

[Anonymous No.19166689]

>>19166633
Too late, my parents think (you)'re gay.

[5'10 245lbs mountain of a man No.19166729]

>>19166689
I know... I forgot the apostrophe in the first word of my sentence. >>19166633

[Anonymous No.19166742]

>>19166007
This is exclusively an amerimutt thing

[Anonymous No.19166790]

The only times I ever really ate in the car was when I was a kid in the backseat and maybe we picked up fast food or something, or if I was on a long drive and pulled off real quick to get something from a drive through and eat it in the parking lot to save time. That said, I really don't understand why yuros get so triggered by it. Do you never sit on the couch and eat something while watching a movie? or at your desk? or maybe even in bed when you have company over? Like, you generally try not to make a mess in everyday life, and you clean your shit regularly, or at least when it looks like it's due to be cleaned, right? Do you not do the same thing for your cars? I can understand thinking that a bunch of kids dropping fries and opened ketchup packets between the seats is gross, but if it's just you, what exactly is the problem?

My first thought would be that yuros see a thread like this and think Americans can't even drive home from work without eating an entire pizza (because they have the sense of humor of a 9 year old), or more likely they just don't own cars, and see them as these pristine luxury items, like how people used to get dressed up to take a flight. Either way it kind of makes them look like the stupid poor people.

[Anonymous No.19166794]

>>19166790
>Americans can't even drive home from work without eating an entire pizza
kek

[Anonymous No.19166829]

>>19165974
I weawwy want Little Caesar's now...

[Anonymous No.19166833]

>>19166829
What's stopping you from getting a delicious Hot n Ready?

[5'10 245lbs mountain of a man No.19166839]

>>19166790
You are a very poor writer. You use low class references and style. You don't see it, but we all do. I can pigeonhole you after the first few sentences. You are probably average height. You are dumb enough to actually think you are happy. You own a car... But any real man could physically take you're keys and drive wherever they want to. They could steal anything you have if they wanted. They choose not to. But they could. You don't know how nice we are to you. We let you be. Because you are a slug on a branch. We might even trick ourselves enough to think we like you. But with the slightest breeze we stop thinking of you.

[Anonymous No.19166840]

>>19166833
2k calories

[Anonymous No.19166849]

>>19166833
>>19166840
You know what, actually you're right. I think I can get one. I'm gonna start reading Berserk and have a nice night with some pizzer.

Should I get the normal one or the pretzel one?

[Anonymous No.19166900]

>>19166849
Pretzel baby. Get it while it lasts

[Anonymous No.19166920]

>>19165974

[Anonymous No.19166949]

>>19165999
I always offer to go pick up take away so I can order extra and eat it on the way home. Friday night we had McDonald's. I ate a big mac and drank three beers on the way home and then pretended I hadnt eaten anything all day.

[Anonymous No.19166955]

>8 years old
>overnight car trip to see dying aunt
>wake up at a gas station hungry as fuck
>look over and see mom handing me a mini pizza box
simple times..

[Anonymous No.19167046]

>>19166597
I wish I thought of that trick. Once I told them I was going out with a girl and tried to hide in my bedroom, but they figured it out.

[Anonymous No.19167110]

>>19165974
What a sad excuse for a pizza

[Anonymous No.19167114]

>>19167110
Looks great!

[Anonymous No.19167115]

>>19167114
t. little caesar

[Anonymous No.19167132]

>>19167115
Little Caesar did what he could ok. He even put the marks on the pizza to make it easier for the wage slaves.
Unfortunately it seems the wagie was too stupid to do the paint by numbers topping assembly.

[Anonymous No.19167330]

>>19166900
I bought it and crazy bread and had a few slices, then i threw all the bread and the rest of the pizza away

[Anonymous No.19167358]

>>19167330
I would have ate it.

t. your dog

[Anonymous No.19167484]

>>19166839
>i can pigeonhole you after the first few sentences
Lol. Can I go next, senpai?
>grew up lower middle class
>predominantly white suburb, but never really thought about it
>too far from a city to experience anything resembling culture
>too poor to experience nature
>nothing particularly special about the homelife
>weren't abused, but always felt neglected and lacking in physical affection
>parents waited until you were in high school to get divorced
>stayed with your mom
>last friends were in middle school
>were never bullied, and mostly just kept to yourself
>didn't adopt a style or try to fit in, so ended up just going under the radar
>more than anything people simply didn't notice you
>even the goth kid with the fucked up homelife was better known than you
>he also got a girlfriend towards the end of high school, and that always irked you, because despite being the biggest loser in your class he still found some happiness and people at least knew his name
>once out of school you had no reason to interact with people your own age, so spent most of your time playing video games
>years went by, and you tried holding a job a couple times but it was too much anxiety
>still living with mom, but now more like roommates who only talk when necessary
>starts spending more and more time on reddit forums and learning about incels and pepe
>moves to 4chan after getting banned
>people still ignore him
>starts using a name and larps as some chad who finally made it
>now people still ignore him, but occasionally recognize his name and call him a fag
>this is the most recognition he's received in his entire life
>the persona begins to overtake what little personality he had
>at first he told himself that it was a joke, even though he knew nobody would ever find anything he did funny or interesting
>now spends hours searching for anyone to bully who makes him think about what he could have accomplished if he were just a little smarter, and confident, and motivated

[Anonymous No.19167492]

>>19166258
It implies eating pizza in the car is quirky so it implies op is quirky but it really implies he’s a faggot

[Anonymous No.19167497]

>>19167484
Projection.

[Anonymous No.19167524]

>>19166119
Why they get repossessed anyway.

[Anonymous No.19167526]

>>19166790
Your last few sentences reminded me I have to share this website with third worlders and brownoids. So messed up

[Anonymous No.19167538]

>>19167524
Reposessing stuff that hasn't been looked after is a waste of time because you can't sell it and have to spend money to dispose of it.

[5'10 245lbs mountain of a man No.19167589]

>>19167484
I'm so sorry you went through all that, bro. Sorry I bullied you, as well.

[Anonymous No.19167605]

>>19167589
lol are you samefagging

[Anonymous No.19167617]

>>19165974
just the pizza *and a 4 pack of steel reserve*

[5'10 245lbs mountain of a man No.19167632]

>>19167605
Ok, Sam...

[Anonymous No.19167635]

>>19166007
Masterrace beep beep outa da way poors and homosexuals! beep beep!

[Anonymous No.19168450]

I can't enjoy a good meal anymore without a show to enjoy it with. Like a king who wanted entertainment performed by a jester during his feast

[Anonymous No.19168465]

>>19167617
did you sleep tight after?

[Anonymous No.19168480]

>>19165974
No, but I did eat a ribeye in the car. They didn't give me a fork and knife, so I ate it with my hands like Kronos eating his children.

[Anonymous No.19168482]

>>19166742
Americans are the only ones who can afford cars. Now get to walking, peasant.


Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.19168485]

>>19166920
/fph/

[Anonymous No.19168525]

>>19165974
ACK

[Anonymous No.19168546]

>>19166920
This chick used to have a stuffing youtube channel, used to watch her all the time when I was like 15. I didn't learn to jerk off until I was 18, though. My dick would get hard and I'd precum and that was enough for me. Sometimes I wish I could return to that simplicity.

[Anonymous No.19168554]

>>19166007
I'm a white American and I don't eat in my car or let anyone else eat in my car.

[Anonymous No.19168558]

>>19165974
>little C's
cmon man

[Anonymous No.19168566]

until the uber driver starts screaming what I assume is a fatwa or something on me

[Anonymous No.19168585]

The Little Caesar's near me closed down. I miss it every day brehs. At least I still have Speedway pizza.

[Anonymous No.19168607]

>>19168585
Speedway's breakfast pizza isn't bad, it's not Casey's but in Livonia, Michigan I take what I can get

[Anonymous No.19168608]

>>19168546
Dude what? I was jerkin' it at like 11 or 12 years old. You missed years of masturbating. Tears.

[Anonymous No.19168612]

>>19168608
probably a fat microdick sperg

[Anonymous No.19168615]

>>19168612
Yes, but aren't we all?

[Anonymous No.19168646]

>>19165974
nice 2013-2019 Ford Escape fren

[Anonymous No.19168722]

>>19165974
No, I prefer to take my pizza home with a Monster Energy Ultra Red (R.I.P. Ultra Sunrise) and enjoy with the door locked and the curtains closed. Comfy.

[Anonymous No.19170134]

>>19165974
All the time, pal.

[Anonymous No.19170175]

>>19166742
I ate in my car a few years ago. Was going to eat outside, but it was raining, the wind was blowing a gale, and it was just above freezing.
Even eating in the car is better than going out in that sort of weather.

[Anonymous No.19170292]

>>19166258
As opposed to eating pizza AND ass in the car. Both is risky.

[Anonymous No.19170376]

>>19165974
I was in a shitty relationship towards the end I'd go out drinking alone before I left the bar I'd order a pizza to pick up. One time while driving home I was like fuck it and I pulled over at a rest area, I have a van with a nice bench couch in the back I locked the doors and drew the shades and ate the pizza and passed out
This became a habit

[Anonymous No.19170562]

>>19165974
Eatin' pizza in your car... Eeesh! That's a bad look, bozo! You are garbahge-a-reeno up in here.

[Anonymous No.19170592]

>>19168465
always do

[Anonymous No.19170593]

>>19165999
You sound like Jean Teasdale. This can't be true. Seriously the most fucked up idea I can imagine. You don't understand why she gets mad? Then YOU get mad when she pays delivery to ensure she actually gets to eat? You're insisting she ride along to get the pizza if she intends to have any dinner? That's nuts. You're nuts. And she's a little nuts for EVER allowing you to go pick up pizzas since you have a history of eating it yourself in the car. You must lie to her and tell her it'll be different this time. Otherwise this would never happen. Probably a bullshit story, but ya got me steamed so congrats.

[Anonymous No.19170595]

>>19166007
not my car not my problem :33

[Anonymous No.19170630]

>>19166920
based

[Anonymous No.19171649]

>>19165974
im an ausfag and when i buy a 12 inch hot n ready pepperoni for $9 ill usually eat it in the car or save half for when im home, i enjoy eating in my car its like my own personal restaurant on wheels. Also ill usually go into the supermarket beforehand and steal a tub of random dip ive never had before to try with the za and will get a drink for cheap so only pay bout 10 bucks for a mean feed which is good for cuckstralia.

[Anonymous No.19171652]

>>19166258
It just makes sense, I don't know what to tell you.

[Anonymous No.19171668]

>>19168525
Rookie mistake. You gotta put the crock pot in a box just big enough for it so it doesn't slide around and put it on the floor.

[Anonymous No.19171669]

>>19171649
Lil Caesers went bankrupt in Australia years ago.

[Anonymous No.19171708]

>>19171669
i call it a hot n ready because its what it really is its some pajeet pizza place aint bad tho

[Anonymous No.19171718]

>>19166949
Megaboss maneuver.

[Anonymous No.19171740]

>>19165974
Yeah I do since I live in my car

[Anonymous No.19171996]

>>19168722
But then it’s cold by the time you get home.

[Anonymous No.19172010]

>>19166949
Cracks me up to read about the ridiculous shit married anons do

[Anonymous No.19172035]

>>19171996
Drive faster idiot.

[Anonymous No.19172050]

>>19166024
You were carrying cooked pizza rolls? Or did you just eat them frozen?

[Anonymous No.19172090]

>>19165974
>Ever just eat your pizza in the car?
I have never done this and have never thought to do this, but I think I might try it one time and just watch the world go by for however long it takes me to finish it

[Anonymous No.19172101]

>>19165974
From what I remember only once, I got a "too good to go" box from a pizza place down the road, I was getting home was late like 11pm and there was a pizza place open with too good to go, took a family pizza for 5€, ate it in a parking lot near there because the pizza was still warm and I had still 30 minutes of road ahead so I tought to eat it immediatly.

[Anonymous No.19172277]

>>19166461
LMFAO fuck

[Anonymous No.19172289]

>>19167492
Milky mommy

[Anonymous No.19172309]

>>19165974
toppings at minimum

>>19165999
kek

next time buy two, one for the ride one for her to eat when u get home

[Anonymous No.19173900]

>>19165974
Yeah I was able to leave for lunch in high school and I would get a little Caesar’s hot n ready that’s how I became so fat.

[Anonymous No.19173916]

>>19166007
Our cars don't cost 5 times what our house does.

[Anonymous No.19174016]

>>19165974

[Anonymous No.19174017]

>>19166007
I did it when I was younger. There was a restaurant opened at 3 or 4 am in my town who also served pizza. When me and my friends were hungry after hanging out in the weekend we would usually get a pizza + some beers and ate there in the car
I miss those days

[Anonymous No.19174023]

>>19166849
Pretzel pizza is way too salty

[Anonymous No.19174035]

>>19174023
Nah, you're just a big wuss.

[Mayor McCheese No.19174143]

>>19165974
I used to love to burger drive but the price of gas and my borderline diabetes has held me back in the past couple years

[Anonymous No.19175611]

>>19174143
>I used to love to burger drive
I used to love a good burger drive as well but since Covid hit I work at home remotely and never leave the house

[Anonymous No.19175676]

One of the best things about road trips is pulling over to a drive thru getting burgers and fries and drinks and then hitting the road again while your buddy hands you a burger and places your fries where you can reach them and you chow down while you put the miles down

[Anonymous No.19175804]

>>19174143
>>19175611
>>19175676
>burger driving
Nothing better than taking a big bite of cheeseburger while you step on the gas and roll down the highway

[Anonymous No.19175828]

>>19165974
Yes. I can't stand pizza that isn't hot n fresh. That pizza looks bad too.

[Anonymous No.19176024]

>>19175804
Especially with a cold one in the cup holder. Eurofags don't know what they are missing.

[Anonymous No.19176114]

>>19170562
hachi machi
>the one time Kevin said he still only puts in $20 at a time because filling up the gas tank was "too much of a capital investment"

[Anonymous No.19176124]

>>19168607
>Livonia
Gonna be in Ann Arbor for work next week.....let's grab a slice.

[Anonymous No.19176234]

>>19166949
based

[Anonymous No.19176341]

>>19166007
Europeans would do things in a car too, if they owned one.

[Anonymous No.19176365]

>>19167492
pretty much this
>>19172289
faggot

[Anonymous No.19176379]

>>19175804
>>19176024
>>19176341
that guy is driving a right-hand drive car. he's likely british or an aussie brainwashed by burger culture. we unleashed our burgers upon the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXoQkbyaoxY

[Anonymous No.19176851]

>>19166474
kys culvers-let

[Anonymous No.19176907]

>>19168607
Casey's isn't even good

[Anonymous No.19177146]

Funny how different this thread was received on /o/

[Anonymous No.19178471]

>>19165974
tf, we have the same car