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19162976 No.19162976 [Reply] [Original]

You know what, I appreciate the creativity

>> No.19162982

>>19162976
>bomb pizza
>it never explodes

>> No.19162985

your loaded diaper sir, that'll be $44.99 not including tax, plus tip

>> No.19162989
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19162989

>>19162976
Need more orb foods.

>> No.19162993

I think I'd just rather eat a normal fucking pizza.

>> No.19162996

what kind of fucked up soufflé calzone shit is this? cutting pizza with scissors? i dont trust that pie.

>> No.19163001
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19163001

>>19162982
>the bomb pizza...didnt explode?

>> No.19163002

>>19162976
that looks genuinely awful. well done, you've taken away all the good bits of a pizza.

>> No.19163010

>>19163002
The toppings are the best part of the pizza

>> No.19163019

>>19163010
the cheese being exposed to the heat so it can get crispy in places is important to me. i don't want some weird melted but uncolored pizza topping like it's been microwaved.

>> No.19163039

>>19162976
what was the point of setting it on fire? it didn't do anything, also are you expected to eat that stupid dome?

>> No.19163045

>>19162982
it waits until the morning.

>> No.19163186

might actually be one of the shitest pizzas ive seen in a while
is the fire supposed to cook it, because if it is, it didnt work

>> No.19163199
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19163199

>>19162989
ITS COOL BECAUSE YOU CAN EAT THE FIRE BUT THE ICE CREAM WOULD COOL YOUR TONGUE BACK DOWN.

>> No.19163214

>>19162976
This is actually worse than first time pizzas that get posted here.

>> No.19163220
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19163220

>>19162989
I GOTCHU

>> No.19163254

Nasty ass grey crust. Are you kidding me with these salt-bae-esque theatrics? That pizza looks like ass and defeats the purpose of a pizza as being an everyman's food. If you're going to be pretentious at least make it worth my while.

>> No.19163360

>>19163220
RoundMeal doesn't make a pizza version fuck wad. You'd know that if you ever got a visit from Dave

>> No.19163365
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19163365

>>19163360
FUCK YOU--- I'M EATING...

>> No.19163389

>>19162976
Watching these sorts of pretentious hipster foodie creations is always infuriating. It looks far worse than just making something normal and no doubt cost far more than its worth.

>> No.19163392
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19163392

>>19163365
>TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL
>TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL
>TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL
>TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL
>TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL

>> No.19163399

>>19162976
I don't understand the point. The crust seems weak and not seasoned and the cheese looks like garbage. What does the dome and fire do?

>> No.19163405
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19163405

>>19162989
>Approved

>> No.19163407

>>19162989
Yo that's fire fr fr

>> No.19163424

>>19162989
>dumb waiter trips or somehow spills flaming alcohol on customer

This is a bodily injury lawsuit waiting to happen.

>> No.19163493

>>19163392
BASTE

>> No.19163503

>>19162976
One of the gayest things I've ever seen. Some stupid decomposing corpse colored dough puffed up so they can light it on fire for 2 seconds for zero reason other than "ooooh fire". Then they cut it open to reveal raisins and yogurt on top of more floppy zombie dough.

>> No.19163510

>>19163503
Breddy much this.
Still--PIDZER...

>> No.19163671

>>19162976
yeah, that'll be $100.00, sir
take note of how there are just holes in that shit-hole

>> No.19163678

>>19162976
Setting it on fire for five seconds does nothing

>> No.19163698

reposting tiktoks should be an instant ban

>> No.19163702
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19163702

>>19162989
>end result comes in pic related bottle
Weak.

>> No.19163715

>>19162976

Why is it greyish blue? Is it made of blue corn?

>> No.19163805

>>19163702
Once as a kid I squeezed a whole bottle of this in a bowl, stuck it in the freezer and ate it with a spoon

>> No.19163829
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19163829

>>19163805
Tell me more.

>> No.19163832

>>19162989
In australia we have fried ice cream in chinese restaurants (basically you roll a ball of ice cream in breadcrumbs, then dip it in egg white then go back to the breadcrumbs, all the time using hands to keep the ball shape and make the breadcrumbs tight on the ball. then freeze the ball then fry in 200c oil. Which usually means a jet wok with oil in it instead of an actual deep fryer which won't be as hot when cooking normal foods like chips/nuggies etc. It gets coated in neon coloured super bright strawberry sauce.
That's orb shaped.

>> No.19163835

>>19162976
That looks so disappointing.

>> No.19163856

>>19162976
That looks horribly undercooked and the flambe does nothing. Might as well just stick a lit fuse or a sparkler into cheese fondue.

>> No.19163861

>>19163832
They do this in Mexican restaurants in the US. Weird that it's Chinese in upside down land

>> No.19163877

>>19163832
I had some fried ice cream from a mexican restaurant back in the 90s. I remember it being a really tasty twist on ice cream.

>> No.19163942
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19163942

>>19163832
kys bogan, no one gives a fuck about your shithole country

>> No.19163948

>>19163942
If it wasn't for the people, the government and the flora/fauna it would be a lovely place.

>> No.19164056
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19164056

>>19162976
This is a pizza for the women that enjoy pimple popper vids.

>> No.19164065

>>19164056
I have a cyst on my back the size of a baseball need to find QT popper girlfren

>> No.19164094
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19164094

>>19162985
It's 21900 won, so a bit under $17. Which is quite pricy for Korea, actually.

>> No.19164114

>>19162976
the only thing bomb about this is how I wanna see this restaurant get nuked, literally.

>> No.19164123

>>19163220
>>19163365
kek

>> No.19164126
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19164126

Wtf. That shit is already melted. The fire is unnecessary, the top goes to waste, and the base looks like shit. God damn I fucking hate zoomers and toktok.

>> No.19164434

>>19163493
Baste with what?

>> No.19164442
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>>19162989

>> No.19164454

>>19162989
>pouring lit alcohol
I shiggy diggy

>> No.19164524
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19164524

>>19164434
Alcohol, apparently.
Did you really not get the pun? Or are you just continuing the ruse?

>> No.19164573

>>19162996
Wow this guy calls pizza pie you are so cool

>> No.19164595

>>19162976
imagine being asked to pay money for that shit

>> No.19164652

>>19162976
I can tell that this is an asian country by how terrible that looks. Why is their pizza so shit? I don't expect it to be as good as european pizza but I do think it is kind of strange how terrible it looks. You'd think that maybe the people running the restaurant would at least look up what pizza should look like, but this is so far off, one could only imagine that they only read a general description of pizza and still fucked it up. The dough has the same colour as a corpse left out in the dessert for 5 days. The cheese looks awful. It looks like a bread bowl with melted processed cheese with raisins(?) added. The worst part is that someone found this appealing enough to not only film, but also upload online, so you can only imagine that this is a cut above the rest.

>> No.19164656

>>19164524
It's a take on the classic "based on what"

>> No.19164659

>>19164652
It is the worst asian country: Korea.

>> No.19164664

>>19163389
Isn't this what we all think when we look at the united states?
You have no culture and therefore you cope by doing shit like this, by WE WUZZING everything you copied/imported and mutting it into abominations like the video in the op to make up for the total lack of culture and traditional everything in your country.

I pity you. You deserve nothing but a carpet bombing from coast to coast.

>> No.19164670

>>19164094
>gooks trying to replicate american pizza perfection
well, that explains it, east asians simply cannot make good pizza

>> No.19164680

>>19164670
>american pizza perfection
What do you mean? Pizza is Italian.

>> No.19164691

>>19164094
Pizza are expensive in Japan, I wouldn't be surprised if the same can be said about SKorea

>> No.19164701

>>19163360
Who the fuck is Dave? Is he related to Davis?

>> No.19164710

>>19164680
lol, no. The prototype of pizza is Italian. True pizza was created and perfected by Italian-Americans in the US.

>> No.19164776

Why is this stupid meme pizza from over half a decade ago all over social media again?

>> No.19164873

>>19163405
Somebody actually spend a lot of time detailing that little Nurglings infected anus.

>> No.19164879

>>19162976
>*sets fire to your food in front of you*
That will be $89.99 + tip sir

>> No.19164911

>>19163399
It's proper sous-vide ingenuity.

>> No.19164914

>>19163715
It's buckwheat.

>> No.19164925

>>19162976
would immediately bite into and go hah ahfu ahduf aufgh afu fuffu for a minute after burning my entire mouth

>> No.19164943

>>19164710
You've been saying this for the past 20 years.

>> No.19165185

>>19164943
It's been true for 120.

>> No.19165324

>>19162976
Pizza?? There's that one webm of this that is often posted in the webm thread and I always thought this was a dessert of some sort.

>> No.19165352

>>19163039
Indeed. Light the dome on fire, but you don't eat the dome

>> No.19165456

>>19163039
>what was the point of setting it on fire?
instagram show

>> No.19165480

>>19162976
>sets flammable liquid ablaze
>fans it in direction of the customer
You know what, I appreciate the stupidity

>> No.19165762

>>19165352
>Light the dome on fire
why?

>> No.19165795

>>19165762

For the sake of presentation

>> No.19166212

>>19163039
its to impressed stupid chinks that have money to throw around

>> No.19166763

>>19163702
I was a slut for these when i was a kid

>> No.19166825

>>19164873
Im glad Im not the only one who noticed

>> No.19166846

>>19162989
>Need more orb foods
most fruit

>> No.19166850

>>19164652
>>19164659
East asians also cant do bread, so Im not suprised their pizzas suck. Imagine of you had no reference point for fucking bread, no white, no black, no any kind of good bread.
Now you try making whats basically thin bread with toppings.

>> No.19166864

>>19164664
America is where food goes to be perfected. Stay salty eurofag.

>> No.19167964

>>19164126
The restaurant is likely owned by a boomer, managed by a Gen Xer, and the head chef is likely a millennial.
How is it a zoomers fault the 3 generations before them are putting on a spectacle specifically meant to have threads created to talk about it online?

>> No.19168001

>>19164442
ok that was pretty cool

>> No.19168010

>>19162989
>Bic Lighter
No
If I wanted to taste ink I'd go to ITaly

>> No.19168713
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>>19162976

>> No.19168725
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>>19162976
>tons of wasted bread
>cheese is steamed so it can't possibly brown
>crust is teamed so it's soggy
I hate this.

>> No.19168741
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>>19162976
that's the most disappointing thing i've seen in a while

>> No.19168817

>>19162976
Wow, twice as unappetizing for twice the effort