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Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:21:16 2023 No.19130353 [Reply] [Original]

Presented without comment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:22:32 2023 No.19130359 I like how the eggs are all outward facing as if he's giving his customers the opportunity to choose the specific eggs they want him to use.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:24:39 2023 No.19130366 >>19130353 how

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:25:25 2023 No.19130369 that's a man you can trust with your eggs

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:59:34 2023 No.19130488 I thought you couldn’t cook eggs on stainless steel? How is he doing that

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:00:39 2023 No.19130494 >>19130353 deny normalcy retvrn to eggfort

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:05:26 2023 No.19130504 >>19130353 Mighty king of eggs, Crafting omelets with disdain, Frown fades with each bite.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:07:31 2023 No.19130507

Amidst the fortress of eggs, stands a king so grand,
Crafting omelets with skill, with a taste so bland.

His frown so surly, his confidence untold,
Only the brave dare to face him, so bold.

But what of those who seek to leave this place?
Is there a way out of this egg-filled space?

Fear not, for there is a secret to be found,
A path to freedom that can astound.

For in the corner of the fortress, hidden and sly,
A small door lies waiting, unnoticed by the eye.

The key to this door is not gold nor silver,
But rather the courage to face the king, with willpower.

So if you seek to leave this egg-filled place,
Face the mighty king with a confident grace.

And if you can win his favor, with an omelet so grand,
The secret door will open, and you can leave this land.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:09:49 2023 No.19130512 >>19130504 based haiku

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:19:29 2023 No.19130536 File: 72 KB, 853x552, 1672920637781178.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE STOP

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:32:01 2023 No.19130573 File: 29 KB, 482x800, bretty good.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19130504

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 21:03:57 2023 No.19130657 >>19130353 lol, my sides xD I lose it every time at the bread pat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:51:29 2023 No.19130945 Hope they’re cheap

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:58:39 2023 No.19130960 >>19130353 gee, I've never seen this webm before

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:08:19 2023 No.19130978 >>19130353 Has anyone here attempted to make that sandwich?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:14:47 2023 No.19130998 >>19130353 He is probably six feet under courtesy of a roving warlord (all paid by your generous foreign aid tax dollars)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 23:15:10 2023 No.19130999 >>19130978 Yeah I did. It worked well enough but it was plain. The second time I added cheese at the flip and it was better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:05:24 2023 No.19131149 >>19130353 How does he get out?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:08:34 2023 No.19131158 >>19130504 The selfless craftsman Eternally trapped inside Oh well. It's quite good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:08:51 2023 No.19131160 >>19131149 you won't like the answer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:10:51 2023 No.19131168 >>19130507 <3

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:11:12 2023 No.19131172 >>19131149 he doesnt have to. live by the eff fort, die by the egg fort.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:41:38 2023 No.19131285 >>19131149 The fort traps his strength

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:50:54 2023 No.19131321 I don't get his last move. Why did he put that cooking pot with all those eggs on the fire? What is he gonna prepare next?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:52:13 2023 No.19131325 >>19130353 So is this guy in India or Mexico? I thought it was Mexico because they love eggs and he looks like he could be Mexican, but someone said it was India.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:58:26 2023 No.19131345 >>19131149 A better question is what happens if he gets out?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:22:40 2023 No.19131449

>>19131325
He's indian. I'm Indian and we eat lots of omelette toast sandwiches here, and also generic omelettes to.

link related is what i grew up eating sometimes when me and my friends would drink rum and pepsi from pepsi bottles and wanted to load up on super cheap street food to soak up all the booze

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:23:41 2023 No.19131453 >>19131449 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1qStIlM-YU for got the link, sorry

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:27:13 2023 No.19131471 >>19131321 keeps the fire warm, otherwise fire is being wasted when he's not cooking egg

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:37:09 2023 No.19131491 >>19131149 the fort itself is an egg. for his final performance, he shall cook the ultimate omelet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:39:15 2023 No.19131496 >>19131149 He has to cook his way out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:39:40 2023 No.19131499 >>19131449 Interesting, i kind of assumed indian egg street food would have more crazy toppins added.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:43:23 2023 No.19131507 >>19131499 The toppings are outside of the stall, and he wouldn't be able to get to them without breaking the eggs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 01:43:52 2023 No.19131510 >>19131149 usually takes a crane to get him out

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 02:20:03 2023 No.19131618 >>19130507 Credit - ChatGPT

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:08:24 2023 No.19131753 >>19131149 The simple mind wonders how the man gets out. As if there's some pressing need for the man to leave. A great mind asks: "How do I get in?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:21:35 2023 No.19131801 >>19130353 Whats supposed to be impressive here? The flip at 0:38?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:21:44 2023 No.19131803 >>19130353 >without comment

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:23:12 2023 No.19131808 >>19130504 surly king of the egg fort is the surliest white bread, white eggs, done

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:25:04 2023 No.19131816 >>19131149 he already did. why do you think egg prices have skyrocketed? he's at large!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:08:35 2023 No.19131991 File: 1.40 MB, 626x360, Egg 2 - The Next Generation.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19130353 Stop ignoring me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:58:02 2023 No.19132108 >>19131991 Who would dare challenge the king’s authority?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:08:23 2023 No.19132131 >>19130488 This sounds made up. Ive cooked egg on everything. I tried to make a made up egg souflette in a glass casserole dish once.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:12:03 2023 No.19132141 >>19131753 Stupendously based

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:14:24 2023 No.19132147 >>19132108 Remove the 'would'.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:35:22 2023 No.19132202

>>19130978
I make ones like that always every morning, with two eggs and two slices of full-fiber bread. Tastes bland as shit without good salt, though, and I'd highly recommend quality cheddar in between the slices before you flip them over each other.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:42:55 2023 No.19132213 >>19131991 The incel egg prince vs the surly egg king

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:46:02 2023 No.19132220 >>19130504 >5/8/5

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:25:35 2023 No.19132291 >>19131491 sonic has to jump on his head a couple of times

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:58:09 2023 No.19132892 File: 111 KB, 1204x1124, how he gets out.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19131149

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:01:59 2023 No.19132901 >>19130359 Its a brave man who tells the egg king which eggs to use.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:04:51 2023 No.19132909 File: 432 KB, 1117x1733, 16799298849328432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:06:22 2023 No.19132913 File: 2.91 MB, 720x540, King Of The Egg Fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19131510 oh man, I remember that one...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:17:24 2023 No.19132933 >>19130488 That’s carbon steel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:34:32 2023 No.19132948 >>19131801 Everything

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:09:47 2023 No.19133004 >>19130353 >care for a hard stare with your meal sir?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:31:25 2023 No.19133030 >>19132220 do you pronounce it om-el-et or something

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:42:02 2023 No.19133167 File: 570 KB, 1757x666, the chad king of egg fort.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19131991

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:55:01 2023 No.19134810 >>19130353 How....

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:58:36 2023 No.19134825 >>19132909 Chat GPT is the best poster on this website.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 05:23:24 2023 No.19135722 >>19130353 He truly is the master of eggs. Imagine having this much power at your disposal...

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