/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19129601]

What's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten?

[Anonymous No.19129606]

>>19129601
cum

[Anonymous No.19129607]

>>19129601
you're mom

[Anonymous No.19129612]

>>19129601
Fertilized chicken egg in Laos. Pigs foot in SK comes just behind that one. Crickets was fine, live squid was fine, and those rice field worms were ok

[Anonymous No.19129613]

Sour cream.
I cant eat products from milk, its disgusting to me.

[Anonymous No.19129615]

>>19129613
Meat is a product of milk...

[Anonymous No.19129617]

>>19129601
Are all your posts photos you saw on twitter?

[Anonymous No.19129631]

>>19129601
>What's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten?
Off brand veggie burguer. The impossible ones taste like cardboard, but that off brand one tasted literally like rotten peas.

[Anonymous No.19129651]

>>19129601
Drunkenly went down on this chick without doing the bellybutton test and even with the numbness of alcohol the smell was atrocious. In summary the most disgusting thing ive ever eaten was a gooey yeast-infected vagina.

[Anonymous No.19129654]

i really like milk, and one day i came back from a bike ride and went to take a big gulp from the carton. that shit was curdled for some reason and i've never tasted anything so fucking gross. legit getting sick thinking about it

[Anonymous No.19129656]

[Anonymous No.19129663]

>>19129651
oh god. one time i went down on a girl when i was drunk, and the smell/taste made me gag to the point i had to rush to the bathroom to throw up.

[Anonymous No.19129665]

>>19129601
My father's cooking.
His most common dish was a stew. He took a slab of red meat, cubed it, dumped it in a pot of water and olive oil, then dumped a wide assortment of frozen vegetables in it.
No salt. No fat trimming. The worst vegetables you could choose, none of the good ones.
It was acceptable to call me "spoiled" because I liked fast food, but now I know it's because my parents can't fucking cook.

[Anonymous No.19129695]

My boomer of a dad made a sandwich once that comes close. At least from things I've eaten that didn't have something obviously wrong with them like being straight up rotten or something.
Whitest of the cheap sandwiches he could find slathered with a big spoonful of cheapest margarine and a chunk of blandest of cheap cheese. With some (cheap and fatty) processed ham in between. I'm not even picky when it comes to food but god damn. Maybe the taste wasn't the most horrible thing ever but being forced to eat the whole thing with a smile made it pretty bad. I know he meant well and didn't want to hurt his feelings with my whining.

[Anonymous No.19129708]

>>19129601
How do they get the bean that big

[Anonymous No.19129714]

The meme shark from iceland really is that bad. And one time I got a samosa full of potato peel on the street in New Delhi

[Anonymous No.19129789]

>>19129651
morning star makes ok bacon and sausage replacements, otherwise for sandwiches and burgers just use a fried eggplant or maybe a black bean burger instead. normally i wouldn't know or care but my sister is vegan and a lot of my family is vegetarian so i like cooking the good stuff for the anorexic side of the senpai

[Anonymous No.19129806]

>>19129663
one time i went down on a girl in the back of a car in a parking garage outside of a nightclub and i was so disgusted with her stanky vag that i almost told her off for letting me down there

then i realized it only tasted that way because i had been taking tequila and lime shots and i was tasting the limes i'd bitten into

[Anonymous No.19129824]

>>19129601
i think my taste buds would of given up count by now after all the shitty drugs i've taken as a teen trying to get by on cheap (or stolen) legal.substances. at the bottom would be drinking a large amount of extracted LSA from morning glory seeds tied with just chewing them to get a trip i nearly died from from hypopnoea after i woke up from tripping. then would be trying to take bombs of 'extracted' dxm from pills mainly containing guaifenesin which resulted in gagging half it down before giving up on tripping for the night. nyquil and robitussin would probably be up there if i did it enough but i usually took the cough gels or robocough syrup. then there's the peyote i tried once from some shitty website that i took a bunch of in the form of raw cactus which wasn't as bad as the LSA or dxm but it was definitely more tedious with little results

[Anonymous No.19129826]

>>19129708
On toast. There's literally a picture of it anon.

[Anonymous No.19129827]

>>19129826

[Anonymous No.19129829]

>>19129601
a slice of tomato

[Anonymous No.19129927]

>>19129601
I ate some mayonnaise from a 50¢ mason jar with toasted bread at 2am. It was the worst artificial industrial waste tasting mayonnaise i ever had.
The jar had a sticker which said something in Spanish and the 50¢ price was on a smaller sticker. It had no identifying marks, no nutrition info no nothing, obviously someone's illegal home business product

>>19129651
>>19129663
>>19129806
Are you guys not afraid of diseases? I don't even kiss girls because you can get diseases from kisses.

[Anonymous No.19129952]

>>19129927
Yeah I hear they carry cooties. Thats why I only kiss men.

[Anonymous No.19129960]

>>19129601
Probably papaya. A lot of people meme on durian for smelling bad but papaya is even worse from my experience

[Anonymous No.19130007]

My sister once made shepherd’s pie with instant mashed potatoes, frozen peas and the leanest ground beef you can buy. Not only was it a pile of flavorless, gruesome textures, it was like trying to pass drywall through my colon. She was never asked to cook for the family again.

[Anonymous No.19130052]

>>19129631
literally just confirmation bias/placebo

you're probably one of those anti-vegetarian retards who dickrides the meat industry all day long and you were expecting it to taste yucky because you have the palette of a 5 year old

[Anonymous No.19130059]

>>19129601
For me I like it a bit longer and less girthy.

[Anonymous No.19130063]

>>19129789
Is this a morning star bot reply? Wtf does this have to do with going down on a smelly cunt?

[Anonymous No.19130075]

>>19130052
nta but go back

[Anonymous No.19130078]

ate a wasp nest on a dare

[Anonymous No.19130098]

>>19130052
Also not him, but you're just a bad person.

I could go the rest of my life without eating meat, but fuck the "substitutes".
Just have a nice vegetarian meal, we don't need to make something that pretends to be meat, and fails in the process.

[Anonymous No.19130102]

>>19130052
The fuck are you on about, you god daam mouthbreather? I am vegetarian, why on earth would a meat eater eat a veggie burguer?

Seriously, please have a vasectomy, people like you should not reproduce.

[Anonymous No.19130119]

>>19129651
What's the bellybutton test

[Anonymous No.19130122]

Peyote.

[Anonymous No.19130134]

>>19129601
is this real?

[Anonymous No.19130170]

>>19129651
>going down on a random women
Are you gay? That act is reserved for your wife.

[Anonymous No.19130171]

>>19129927
They're degenerates, probably have gotten an STI before. Can't think of anything more disgusting that wanting to do anything other than PIV+condom with a nasty slut.

[Anonymous No.19130172]

>>19130102
I eat meat and I like black bean burgers

[Anonymous No.19130180]

>>19129601
where does one buy this?

[Anonymous No.19130183]

>>19130172
Never had one, what brand you got?

[Anonymous No.19130219]

>>19130119
If you’re heading south and can smell fish or worse from the bellybutton, don’t go further south.

[Anonymous No.19130245]

>>19130102
Kinda relevant to the discussion.
Why are vegetarians not nearly as pretentious and cunty as vegans? Most vegetarians seem kinda chill actually.

[Anonymous No.19130293]

>>19130245
It's like agnostics and atheists or latin america and mexicans/central america. The former know there's some cunts that could make them look bad to those who don't/can't tell you apart and so try to act in a way that will set "those" away from them.

[Anonymous No.19130327]

>>19130245
>Why are vegetarians not nearly as pretentious and cunty as vegans?
Because veganism is rooted in the desire to be morally superior towards others, while vegetarianism is rooted in the simple desire to not kill or at least reduce the amount of deaths needed for us to live.

Hence why we do not mind raising cattle for dairy, bees for honey or sheep for wool.

[Anonymous No.19130337]

>>19129601
Pussy

[Anonymous No.19130636]

Bread with whole cumin

[Anonymous No.19130654]

Garlic sauce is an abomination. It is actually unholy, a -1 cursed flask with a power-draining vomit-inducing AoE spell.

[Anonymous No.19130791]

>>19129708
grew it longer

[Anonymous No.19130795]

>>19129601
I’m 30 and I make my own virgin boy eggs

[Anonymous No.19131016]

>>19129927
>I don't even kiss girls because you can get diseases from kisses.
holy
same.
my sure my current gf got tested for literally everything to make sure she was totally clean.

[Anonymous No.19131037]

>>19131016
>my current gf got tested for literally everything to make sure she was totally clean.
I don't get why this isn't more common and accepted. The germ theory taught in 5th grade wasn't just shits and giggles.
Heck if sub 80 IQ porn actors can reliably do it, there's no reason why normal people with normal intelligence shouldn't. It should be seen as a self preservation thing

[Anonymous No.19131107]

civil defense biscuit
dated 1960 something
in a big tin like those 3 gallon veg oil cans
looked like an ordinary cracker
tasted like a ball of dust under your bed was compacted into a rock hard poker chip

[Anonymous No.19131580]

>>19131107
>my ball of dust under my bed > your ball of dust under your bed

[Anonymous No.19131607]

>>19129601
a long time ago one of my exes pussy stank so much the first time I went down on her I almost suffocated, I was a trooper though and I was already going down so I still tried, held my breath but the moment my tongue touched her pussy I learned that pussy can be sour. Dumped her like a week later after getting bored of sticking my dick in her

[Anonymous No.19131616]

>>19130654
Vampire detected.

[Anonymous No.19131623]

>>19129613
What about cheese?

[Anonymous No.19131626]

This nasty indescribable taste very strong and will not leave your mouth for a long time

[Anonymous No.19131628]

>>19130636
That sounds good though

[Anonymous No.19131641]

I dear old mum once made a smoked fish soup and it was the only thing I ever tried to eat that straight up just did not feel like food in my mouth. It was like chewing on ocean water, and I generally like a lot of salt in my food.

Dad liked it at least.

[Anonymous No.19131666]

>>19131626
Lol baby first time eating organ meat?

[Anonymous No.19131698]

>>19129601
Toss up between Bush's brand baked beans. They tasted sweet and past their prime. It is hard for me to describe, but the vegetarian beans are the worse variety since they taste like they were in a mixture of ketchup and orange juice.

This is followed by chicken sausages. I am not a fan of chicken since that is all you can ever find in a lot of stores around here and it just gets plain tiring, but these tasted liked cardboard and cooked up funny, leaking fluid and even exploding after being punctured three or four times each.

[Anonymous No.19131699]

>>19129601
Corned beef hash from a can. I really, really wanted to like it. I like corned beef, I like hash browns. Canned meat doesn't bother me. I fried the shit out of it, put eggs on it, some hot sauce - fucking hated it.

[Anonymous No.19131712]

>>19129613
Are you asian by any chance?

[Anonymous No.19131719]

>>19129615
never thought of it that way

[Anonymous No.19131724]

>>19129612
the fertilized duck eggs are good, you're just a pussy. pigs feet can be good too.

for me it's probably roast gecko, it was very chewy and had an unpleasant flavor. not a huge fan of tripe either but menudo can be good

[Anonymous No.19131732]

>>19129651
oh man if we're including vagina, yes
one girl i met had a really nasty persistent odor, she had type 1 diabetes so idk if it was related to that but geez. no bueno. and it became an issue between us because i didn't want to go down on her because the taste would literally linger in my mouth. anyway

>>19129654
you ever picked up what you thought was your beer at a party and it turned out to be full of chewing tobacco spit?

[Anonymous No.19131737]

>>19129714
i didn't think hakarl was that bad but i didn't eat a lot, only maybe 5 bite-sized pieces and was washing them down with that schnapps/jager type drink they have

>>19129960
you wrong

[Anonymous No.19131739]

>>19131623
Cant eat it. I kinda hate myself for it because I know it tastes good.
I cant eat anything made from milk.
>>19131712
No. I dont have lactose intolerance, because I eat some smoky cheese a few times, and some pizzas with little mozzarella, and I didnt shit myself.

[Anonymous No.19131765]

>>19130063
dude probably replied to the wrong post about the guy complaining about fake meat

[Anonymous No.19132121]

>>19130170
lots to unpack in this statement.

[Anonymous No.19132133]

>>19130245
because vegetarianism is reasonable and defensible but veganism is not, at least on moral grounds, and on health grounds i just don't find the arguments convincing, but the relatively poor state of knowledge on nutrition forces me to withhold judgement there. but as a moral claim, it is demonstrably false. you cannot convince me that eating my happy backyard chickens' eggs is immoral. they are well cared for and if i released them they would immediately be slaughtered by any number of predators. but veganism denies this distinction. moreover, i think that the underlying ontology of veganism is deeply flawed, seeing us as fundamentally separate from the natural world and unable to have mutually beneficial relationships with livestock that we keep for their products rather than meat. i think it's a really impoverished vision of our relationship with animals. thanks for reading my blog.

[Anonymous No.19132177]

>>19129612
Pig feet was way worse than chicken feet imo. Stinks the whole time you cook it, tastes like garbage, makes you poop weird. I don't get the pig feet thing

[Anonymous No.19132258]

>>19131626
>doesn't know how to cook liver
Lmao retard alert

[Anonymous No.19132285]

>>19131724
how the fuck can you not like tripe, but eat balut? I had it once because my local friend said it would increase sex, but it is regrettable in every conceivable way

[Anonymous No.19132301]

>>19132258
How do you cook it so it doesn't taste like the nastiest thing you ever put in your mouth?

[Anonymous No.19132304]

>>19131666
Love it just not liver
Baby

[Anonymous No.19132307]

[Anonymous No.19132311]

Some street fish this Vietnamese dude I was hanging out with fried up with his family. It tasted like fucking poison but I choked a few bites down to be polite.

Got my revenge when I made that motherfucker eat some blue cheese, let me tell you anons if you ever want to see an Asian that will happily slurp down entrails be repulsed by a food, give them a nice ripe blue cheese.

[Anonymous No.19132319]

>>19131666
Like this baby?
ever had it?

[Anonymous No.19132344]

>>19132177
Chicken feet are good, fry them bitches up

[Anonymous No.19132349]

Poorly cleaned pork chitterlings
Or maybe the time I did picrel

[Anonymous No.19132353]

Wait now these are great on crackers with a few beers

[Anonymous No.19132406]

>>19131666
yeah it tasted offal! also based satanic digits

[Anonymous No.19132453]

>>19129601
Stuffed grape leaves from a can
Natty Daddy
Cat treats

[Anonymous No.19132492]

>>19131037
>>19130171

the anon you were responding to was clearly having a laugh. how the fuck am i going to get an STI from oral sex

[Anonymous No.19132495]

>>19131732
>you ever picked up what you thought was your beer at a party and it turned out to be full of chewing tobacco spit?
luckily, no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BxwG-ZB5Ro

[Anonymous No.19132496]

>>19132349
WIGH PEEPOE DON'T SEASON DEY RANCH DRANK

[Anonymous No.19132670]

>>19132492
HPV is easily transmitted through kissing and can lead to mouth or throat cancer.

[Anonymous No.19132745]

why is a big heinz bean so funny

[Anonymous No.19132816]

>>19132133
>seeing us as fundamentally separate from the natural world and unable to have mutually beneficial relationships with livestock that we keep for their products rather than meat.
So much this. Vegans take an extremely egocentric and condescending view of the world in which they consider themselves superior not only towards other people but also towards all of nature, believing themselves to be above all other animals instead of acknownledging they are also a part of the animal kingdom.

[Anonymous No.19132831]

>>19130052
>you have the palette of a 5 year old
You need your vegetables to be presented to you as "nuggets" and "burgers". Maybe get the fuck out?

[Anonymous No.19132974]

>>19132670
no, it isn't.

[Anonymous No.19133020]

The chicken hearts at a mediocre churrascaria in Boca Raton. Like eating greasy superballs, wretched shit.

[Anonymous No.19133076]

>>19133020
Are churrascarias worth going to in general? There is one that opened in my city a couple of years ago.

[Anonymous No.19133079]

>>19129613
>doesnt like Sour cream
Mexican detected

[Anonymous No.19133084]

>>19129651
Women dont respect men who perform oral sex on them. Its submissive

[Anonymous No.19133090]

>>19133084
Lol thats bullshit you just don't like eating pussy, which means you're gay and insecure about your sexuality

[Anonymous No.19133369]

>Shirako, called milt in English, are the seminal vessels typically harvested from cod, and sometimes from anglerfish, salmon, squid and pufferfish. The harvested sperm sacs are tube-like in shape, usually white or light pink in color, with the layout and consistency of brains.

[Anonymous No.19133487]

>>19129613
Post skin colour

[Anonymous No.19133493]

>>19130052
Show us how thing your arms and wrists are lmaooo

[Anonymous No.19133501]

>>19131626
>>19131666
>>19132258
>wrap liver in bacon
>roast it in the oven
Viola

[Anonymous No.19133552]

>>19130052
Fucking hell you are triggered and bootyblasted hard

[Anonymous No.19133558]

>>19133084
t. Junior soprano
And how'd that work for him?

[Anonymous No.19133874]

Your mom

[Anonymous No.19133882]

>>19129601
I had a nightmare about eating kiviak after seeing it on a documentary.

[Anonymous No.19134082]

>>19129601

[Anonymous No.19134174]

>>19130052
It's "palate", not "palette", redditfag

[Anonymous No.19134695]

>>19133369
finally a chance to post this in the opposite context

[Anonymous No.19134867]

>>19133882
Found on Wikipedia.
Why would someone eat rotten food that can kill you?
That is a nightmare indeed

[Anonymous No.19134901]

>>19129601
fried rocky mountain oysters

[Anonymous No.19135312]

Truffles. I don't get why people pay hundreds to eat what tastes like stinky feet. I would count cilantro but it seems unfair since not everybody has the gene that makes it taste like soap.

[Anonymous No.19135338]

>>19134695
kek saved

[Anonymous No.19135505]

>>19129601
Animal brains, I've tried lamb, cow, pig. They taste okay I guess but the texture is fucking horrendous. I'd rather enjoy the snotty shittiness of natto before I'll eat brains again.

[Anonymous No.19135519]

>>19133369
do japs and bongs really?

[Anonymous No.19135573]

>>19135519
btw for anyone wondering it's disgusting and tastes exactly what you think it tastes like

[Anonymous No.19137164]

>>19132349
BEGONE RANCH DEMON

[Anonymous No.19137173]

>>19131719
>>19129615
Ah yes, delicious poultry and fish milks, cant go without them

[Anonymous No.19137184]

>>19134082
Dont know if you mean vermouth in general, but that has to be one of the worst vermouths ever made

[Anonymous No.19137668]

>>19129601
The one thing that sticks out to me was a fish and egg pie my dad made like 15 years ago. It was like a chicken pot pie or a Shepard a pie but with fish and eggs

>whitefish like cod or something
>boiled eggs
>mashed potatoes
>vegetables like carrots and celery and peas and stuff like that

It was horrendously gross and my dad hasn’t made it since

[Anonymous No.19137682]

>>19130052
Read his post again, slowly

[Anonymous No.19137689]

>>19133084
shouldn’t you at least try having sex with a woman before making a proclamation like that?

[Anonymous No.19137704]

>>19129601
I once ate a fly by accident.
That was the vilest shit I have ever tasted.
I guess bugs aren't for me.

[Anonymous No.19137724]

>>19131732
i once picked up what I thought was a suspiciously light can of soda only to be met with a mouthful of cigarette ashes

[Anonymous No.19137824]

>>19129601
caviar

[Anonymous No.19137849]

>>19130245
vegans are to vegetarians as transtrenders are to gays

[Anonymous No.19137936]

>>19137704
What did it taste like you bug eating fucker. You left that part out.

[Anonymous No.19137947]

>>19132133
eat meat you fucking pussy faggot

[Anonymous No.19137982]

>>19129651
>>19129663
>>19129806
>muff diving total strangers
Not sure if you guys are more brave or more stupid. I'm no stranger to trips down south but I still reserve it for people I know are clean.

[Anonymous No.19138288]

>>19131732
In a factory I used to work at the robot mechanics would wrap their spit bottles with caution tape.

[Anonymous No.19138299]

>>19137724
I watched someone do this once, but it was a quarter-full bottle of old Pepsi with a bunch of cigarette butts in it.

[Anonymous No.19138346]

>>19129613
put some Lawry's on it, kang

[Anonymous No.19138354]

>>19130052
Retards like you delude yourself into believing that shit doesn't taste like trash with your own warped ideological confirmation bias, shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.19138360]

>>19133090
the romans considered eating pussy to be the gayest thing you can do because you are literally submitting to a woman

[Anonymous No.19138367]

>>19137936
All I can remember is that it was very bitter but different from bitter plants.

[Anonymous No.19138368]

>>19129601
I ate dog stew in seoul

[Anonymous No.19138369]

>>19130063
>>19129789
The fact that he replied to -that- post with his vegan shilling makes it fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.19138371]

Until the day I die I will never forget when a carvery (a restaurant that is supposed to do good meat by the way) served me a watery tasteless curry with, I shit you not, torn chicken slices that you're supposed to put on a sandwich. A carvery, a place known for making good sauces and meat, served me watery very obviously packet powder curry and sandwich chicken

[Anonymous No.19138377]

>>19132311
I am asian and I love blue cheese

[Anonymous No.19138394]

>>19129601
We shot and roasted a gull once while hiking/camping.
They eat trash and they taste of it.
By far the nastiest thing I've had that could still technically be called food.

[Anonymous No.19138412]

>>19138394
I’m gonna kill that guy.

[Anonymous No.19138413]

>>19137849
No way, gays are almost as bad it is not comparable at all

[Anonymous No.19138427]

>>19138412
You've clearly never been around gulls.
And probably never killed anything, let alone a man.

[Anonymous No.19138525]

>>19129601
I had this Mexican place recommended to me. It was a taco truck. Looked pretty authentic. I ordered their Cubano. It listed as having ham, sausage, and pickles. It was Oscar meyer ham, BOILED Oscar meyer hotdogs slice the long way, French’s mustard and pickles on a Safeway bun. The hotdogs were still slightly warm but everything else was cold, like it had just come out of the refrigerator. I took one bite and immediately dumped it in the garbage. 9 dollars by the way and I waited 20 minutes. My coworkers had to be taking the fucking piss

[Anonymous No.19138529]

>>19129607
got em

[Anonymous No.19138534]

>>19138412
not if I get him first

[Anonymous No.19138544]

>>19129606
that's not very disgusting

[Anonymous No.19138638]

>>19129601
Durian wafer cookie
Might as well have been called rotten garbage cookies

[Anonymous No.19138716]

>>19131626
I fucking LOVE liver. I used to put it in my stews.

[Anonymous No.19138883]

>>19129651
I'm absolutely not doing that if the girl didn't shower before.
I take a lot of care of having a clean and good smelling pp. The least they can do is shower and eat some Ananas before

[Anonymous No.19139373]

>>19129601
Oh, that's pretty easy!

My Stepmom had a stomach ulcer so all family meals had to be ESPECIALLY bland.

Her tuna casserole was canned tuna, cream of mushroom soup, peas, egg noodles and Durkee brand onions to top. That's it. Mmm.

No 'spices' ever made it into her dishes so it was like eating that shit from ANDOR. It didn't taste 'bad' because bad is still a flavor. It tasted grey.

[Anonymous No.19139379]

>>19138371
what kind of moran orders panjeet food at a european establishment?

[Anonymous No.19139394]

>>19132492
You can get Gonorrhea and chlamydia if you suck an infected vagina or dick,if someone has them on their throat and does oral to you you will get them on your dick,retard

[Anonymous No.19139418]

>>19132349
And your number is?

[Anonymous No.19139448]

Foie gras sushi. Drunk ordered a sushi platter and didn't expect it. Thought I had bit into the most rancid piece of fish I'd ever tasted. It was so bad that 8 months later I still have PTSD and can't eat sushi.

[Anonymous No.19139535]

overripe noni fruit
san pedro cactus
muttonbird

[Anonymous No.19139674]

>>19138412
Seagulls are piece of shit nasty birds and deserve every punch they get

[Anonymous No.19139775]

>>19139418
0

[Anonymous No.19139920]

Disgusting as in taste or as in presentation/ingredients?
I've eaten lamb intestines multiple times
>>19129612
>Pigs foot
that's tasty though
>>19132307
>fried anything
not disgusting
>>19133369
alright this is strong shit

[Anonymous No.19140115]

>>19129601
my second gf's pussy, was like a fish left to rot on the docks for a couple days

[Anonymous No.19140118]

>>19133084
uncle jun go back to bed

[Anonymous No.19140127]

>>19133076
Fuck no, the waiters either constantly bother you or completely ignore you, and always try to give you the smallest amount of meat they can. It's a deeply frustrating experience.

[Anonymous No.19140129]

>>19129601
Indian food

[Anonymous No.19140136]

>>19140115
Did she see a doctor about that?

[Anonymous No.19140648]

>>19129601
I was saving my taste Werther's Original in a bowl on the bench for a few days.
When I finally went to eat it, I opened it with the fluid motion one has when they've eaten hundreds of them, as in, without looking.
Turns out, despite their not being a trail leading to the bowl or anywhere else I could find, the entire package was filled with ants.

Tasted like chewing a mouthful of old peppercorns and hate.

[Anonymous No.19140656]

>>19140136
They never do.
They know why it's gross, they just don't care.

[Anonymous No.19140831]

>>19140648
>tfw liberals made you eat bugs
thanks, Obama

[Anonymous No.19140837]

>>19140831
I get the joke but Bush was in office.
This happened ages ago but I can still vividly remember the taste.

[Anonymous No.19140934]

>>19140837
I'm not a schizo so it was indeed a joke, and that sounds horrifying.

[Anonymous No.19140943]

>>19140934
It really was quite the traumatic event.
I still love Werther's like nothing else, even riding the 'old man candy' joke but fuck me if I can't taste it when opening one on occasion.

[incelery No.19142349]

When I was a teenager, I was hanging out with my supervisors crush because she'd buy me beer. I'd sit at her apartment and watch talledega knights almost every time. One night I got obliterated and woke up on her loveseat with my pecker geting tugged on. I remember her saying it was pretty skinny. Asked her wtf she was doing and passed out again. Woke up again and she was trying to get me to her bedroom. She pulled my clothes off and said to lay down. She got me on top of her and started putting me in her and I thought well, I don't want to make this weird because of the situation with our friends and accusations and whatnot. I remember the smell hitting my face and instantly thinking I should just play oppossum and deadweighted on top of her until she rolled me off. She left the bedroom and I grabbed my shit and made a run for the door while I could, stopped and grabbed her Boonesfarm cuz I was passed off and my pack of nasty ass honeyweiss and passed out under an evergreen a block from my parents. Woke up at like noon to a dog barking at me and ran home before the cops could fuck with me. And that was the first time I can remember being sexually assaulted. Kinda finished my interest in white girls.
Later anons

[incelery No.19142360]

He fired me about a month later because we hooked up. Lol Maybe I quit. Idr. We got into a fight because I didn't watch the second vault door close behind me after an escort for the money team one night.

[Anonymous No.19142683]

>>19129607
your mom's cooking

[Anonymous No.19142786]

>>19129601
Ok, I'm seriously asking.
Is this thing fucking real??!?!?!

[Anonymous No.19142911]

>>19129613
herro

[Anonymous No.19144049]

>>19142786
Damn. This nigger's never eaten the big bean. I pity you.

[Anonymous No.19144101]

bear

[Anonymous No.19144359]

>>19138413
Kek

[Anonymous No.19144530]

>>19135312
> I don't get why people pay hundreds to eat what tastes like stinky feet.

Do you know how many footfags exist?

[Anonymous No.19144597]

>>19144530
All tastes beyond salt/sweet/bitter/sour/umami are sense of smell in drag. Intensely smelly foods are intensely flavoured. Now put on the high heels and walk on my dick, you stupid whore.

[Anonymous No.19144752]

>>19132492
Was this meant to be ironic or are you actually that much of a fucking retard?

[Anonymous No.19144783]

>>19144049
Damn I can't even get a bingo. :(

[Anonymous No.19144853]

>>19144752
Surprise anon!! We're all we todd did

[Anonymous No.19145480]

>>19132349
Look at how widely spread out those titties are wtf

[Anonymous No.19145596]

>>19145480
Once seen, can not be unseen. Damn. That ho getting milked in two different barns.

[Anonymous No.19145601]

>>19129613
Going to have to poast it now.

[Anonymous No.19145606]

Squirrel brain stew my grandparents used to make

[Anonymous No.19145614]

>>19129714
>The meme shark from iceland really is that bad.
It's 40% fat with a bit of ammonia, and usually served weak for tourists. You're just a pussy

[Anonymous No.19145616]

>>19129665
Yeah, it's kind of funny--something like 85% of Boomer Dads can't cook to save their lives.
I remember as a kid, my dad tried to make french toast, I don't know what happened to the french toast, but he tried to serve me cheesy scrambled eggs with the rest of the egg mixture--It was HEAVY on vanilla and sugar.
I've choked down some breddy mediocre foods before out of politeness or "This or NOTHING," but that shit was so vile, it got spit out of my mouth after the first chew.
The second most disgusting food was also strangely eggs--cooked by a boomer.
Camping with the Scouts, somebodys dad made scrambled eggs with Treet™
That shit smelled like a chemical toilet.

[Anonymous No.19145637]

>>19145616
You a goddamned whiny bitch. I hope you got butt fucked by the cool scouts. I kid, of course. There are no cool scouts.

[Anonymous No.19145651]

>>19131724
DAMMIT CHOSEN!!
You've been getting into the Jet again, aintcha??

[Anonymous No.19145660]

>>19137724
The ONLY thing possible worse than this, is someone at the party was a "Dipper"

[Anonymous No.19145952]

I made a huge pot of curry rice once, but fucked up really bad. It was so spicy and over spiced that I could only eat one bowl of it before throwing away the rest of it. After that, the Italian chicken sandwich from Burger King is the single worst thing I've eaten. If counting drinks, I bought a Chinese liquor that was super cheap but high proof for the price. One shot made me throw up and I poured that shit down the drain.

[Anonymous No.19145958]

to muni ths manasou to bromiko to gamhmeno

[Anonymous No.19145977]

>>19133369
salmon sperm is essential to the biotech industry
https://www.thermofisher.com/order/catalog/product/15632011

[Anonymous No.19146064]

>>19145480
>>19145596
you'd still suck em given the opportunity, fuck you

[Anonymous No.19146141]

>>19129665
My father doesn't really cook much, but one of his staples is a can of black beans with sharp cheddar cheese, raw onion loads of pepper and maybe some jarred olives, all heated over the stovetop. While not glamorous, there was something kind of cozy about waking up on Saturday and him splitting his rations with me.

[Anonymous No.19146146]

>>19146064
Black girls are ok, but this one is going to have to be pretty goddamned depraved for me to settle. She's already wearing a collar, so that's a start.

[Anonymous No.19146164]

>>19131107
A lot of those survival rations were made to be off putting because they didn't want survivors chowing down on them unless you absolutely had to.

[Anonymous No.19146206]

>>19146164
Colonel Logan had four requirements for the D ration Bar. The bar must:

Weigh 4 ounces (113.4 g)
Be high in food energy value
Be able to withstand high temperatures
Taste "a little better than a boiled potato" (to keep soldiers from eating their emergency rations in non-emergency situations)

[Anonymous No.19146208]

>>19129601
green salami
wasn't green when I bought it

[Anonymous No.19146221]

[Anonymous No.19146228]

>>19145614
>with a bit of ammonia
yeah just a lil bit taste of pee in your mouth, nothing serious bro. man what a pussy

[Anonymous No.19146231]

>>19129601
Cooked aloe vera leaf.

[Anonymous No.19146245]

>>19129601
the nearest ive been to puking was a peppercorn flavored prank jellybean, i legit puked in my mouth and swallowed it. For real food, its a toss up between my fucked up stuffed plantains I made where i dropped the salt shaker into it and it was actually inedible and turned out stupid dry and some chicken salad i made with some REALLY shitty canned chicken a buddy of mine gave me, it was like 60/40 meat to cartilage.

[Anonymous No.19146255]

Any sharp cheese like parmesan or gorgonzonla. If you made me eat stuff with it on it I would legit puke, it is absolutely revolting and I don't understand why people love it so much

[Anonymous No.19146259]

>>19146255
Embarrassing

[Anonymous No.19146273]

>>19144049
>doesn't follow politics
>a couple of obviously political boxes
hmm almost like a loser made this bingo...

[Anonymous No.19146329]

>>19146228
Unironically yes. You're talking about barely cured shark that hasn't even molded over and you're already bitching.

[Anonymous No.19146339]

>>19129656
KEK

[Anonymous No.19146378]

>>19129612
Pigs feet are pretty good. When I get menudo I request patas in it.

[Anonymous No.19146422]

>>19129601
Natto. Hands down. Figured I'd give it a shot. Soooo gross.

[Anonymous No.19146425]

>>19129960
I call it trash fruit. I swear it smells like rotting garbage when it is fresh. Dried isn't bad, but fresh is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.19146787]

>>19146425
>>19129960
I've had canned papaya and it had a certain unpleasant metallic smell, but I figured that was probably just the can. What does fresh smell like?

[Anonymous No.19146797]

probably a horse bean
for real food idk. maybe something rotten I ate by mistake but I can't think of a proper dish I've had that was gag-inducing.
I ate mochi in high school that made me throw up violently but it tasted good going down.
I was a picky eater as a kid but ironically I eat basically anything now and have a hard rating stuff as truly vile rather than just disappointing or generally "off".

>>19129656
I got these once as a kid and they were the lamest candy
and I actually LIKED licorice allsorts
the coating they use is just fucking bizarre and they cheap out on the actual licorice part

>>19129714
>And one time I got a samosa full of potato peel
I've gotten bad samosas like this and they aren't The Worst. definitely bad and a waste of 1.50 but not a contender for worst thing ever eaten

[Anonymous No.19146805]

>>19144049
So close...

[Anonymous No.19146819]

>>19129601
Chicken. Threw up a minute later.

[Anonymous No.19146851]

>>19129601
flan

[Anonymous No.19147269]

>>19146425
I've had it pickled and it wasn't bad, very tart and had a pleasant spiciness to it

[Anonymous No.19147286]

>>19130219
my GF had a nice snatch, but she neglected to clean her belly button and it smelled like an open wound. I poured hydrogen peroxide in the belly button and it fizzled up. She cried in embarassment

[Anonymous No.19147342]

>>19146797
>horse bean
I had to look that up. Why?

[Anonymous No.19147410]

>>19144049
Feeling pretty good lads.

[Anonymous No.19147752]

>>19147410
>virgin
>not single
???

[Anonymous No.19147798]

my mom made spaghetti and put chicken and cheese in it, have no clue what seasoning. it was so atrocious that i can still remember the taste 20 years later

[Anonymous No.19148924]

>>19145596
KEK
>>19146064
fuck no dude get some standards that's vile

[Anonymous No.19149554]

sandwich de potito (look it up) and headcheese

[Anonymous No.19149570]

>>19130172
>>19130102
>go to restaurant
>order black bean burger
>order it with bacon on top
>waiter triple checks my order and looks visibly distressed
I just like black bean burgers sometimes, man.

[Anonymous No.19149572]

>>19129613

Post hand

[Anonymous No.19149827]

>>19144049
Why does never being employed or being voluntarily unemployed make you a loser? If anything it’s based.

[Anonymous No.19150316]

>>19129601
I ordered American bbq off Uber Eats one time from a place that turns out used to be an Indian restaurant and the owners decided to try American bbq instead. It was $40 straight into the trash, unedible disgusting slop that had obviously been sitting around several days and didn't sell. Lucky I didn't get sick.

[Anonymous No.19150327]

>>19130052
>you have the palete of a 5 year old
>unironically uses the word "yucky"
you ARE a 5 year old

[Anonymous No.19150349]

>>19129789
Fuck your Satan meat. I hate the antichrist.

[Anonymous No.19150415]

>>19129824
lol you are like little babby
you didnt even get to the whole cloves of nutmeg. what a chore to eat

[Anonymous No.19150420]

>>19131698
i am now reminded of trying to eat a salmon hot dog during lent

[Anonymous No.19150626]

>>19138412
Woman moment

[Anonymous No.19150630]

>>19129601
My friends and I were super stoned and tried to make daal. It wasn’t even half-cooked and was disgusting, but dude weed lol I still ate it.

[Anonymous No.19150701]

>>19138360
The romans also thought fucking a dude in the ass was the manliest thing one could do.

[Anonymous No.19150715]

> crocodile sausages

it was for some bullshit Aboriginal Day in my Australia highschool. We ate kangaroo, and crocodile sausages. croc tastes halfway in between undercooked chicken and pork sausages. wet, oily, pale, mushy gross.

[Anonymous No.19151177]

>>19147752
>Sex before marriage
Dude no

[Anonymous No.19151249]

>>19151177
What if you marry her and discover that you are sexually incompatible?