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FOOD GORE!
Bri'ish edition

>chips 'n cheese

>> No.19120438
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WA-LA

>> No.19120441

>>19120437
The perfect dish before fucking some Leeds slut in his ass

>> No.19120442

post some cherries while youre at it

>> No.19120443
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The peace-day-resistonce
Quiche sandwich

>> No.19120446

>>19120443
youve never ate egg and cheese on bread before?

>> No.19120447
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Fusion food, where the whole becomes greater than the constituent parts.

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>>19120447

>> No.19120455

>>19120452
never put meat and tomato sauce with cheese on bread before?

>> No.19120456
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>> No.19120457

>>19120447
Pizza.

>>19120452
Calzone.

>> No.19120458

>>19120452
>lasagndwich

>> No.19120459
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>tfw you become a targeted demographic of a multi-national goyslop provider.

I feel recognised and validated. It's life affirming.

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>> No.19120464

>>19120437
>>19120456
Why are bongs incapable of melting cheese?

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>> No.19120466
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>> No.19120467

>>19120464
its usually real cheese and not american plastic cheese that melts like a carrier bag

>> No.19120470

>>19120443
I hate quiche so much is unreal

>> No.19120471
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This is my personal favorite

>> No.19120474

>>19120471
youve never had bread with butter before?

>> No.19120475
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>> No.19120476

>>19120438
Fuck you

>> No.19120480
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>>19120459
What do Mexicans use to cut a pizza
>little caesars

XD

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>>19120474
Thats not bread with butter. Thats a toast sandwich, dumass.

>> No.19120486

>>19120480
caeser doesnt even sound like scissor

>> No.19120489

>>19120482
so toasted bread and butter
it says right there on the image posted, dumbass.

>> No.19120492

>>19120486
Autism
Try saying "scissors" with a generic Mexican accent

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>>19120489
You wouldnt call a hamburger..buns with meatloaf, wouldnt you, fagtard?

>> No.19120500

>>19120492
it still doesnt sound like it
>sizores
>seexer

>> No.19120503

>>19120498
lmao the absolute cope
no id call it a beef burger, like a fucking normal person

>> No.19120507

>>19120437
Cor. I am not ashamed to admit I'd eat that after a few pints.

>> No.19120508
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Why are bongs like dis?

>> No.19120509

>>19120500
kek

>> No.19120511

>>19120508
because we enjoy cutting our mouths/throats when eating salt and vinegar crisp sarnies
prevents scurvy

>> No.19120516

>>19120500
I bet you're life life and soul of the party irl. Fuxache

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>> No.19120521

>>19120516
i wouldnt know
id probably be screaming over the music and dancing till ive gotten drunk enough to forget everything

>> No.19120525

>>19120520
This one actually got me hungry. What a great thread

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>> No.19120528

>>19120525
how fat are you

>> No.19120532
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Luv me bread

>> No.19120533

>>19120520
top 3 to the left are fine
who the fuck gets peas and chips, i think this some odd request because ive never seen or heard of that in all my life

>> No.19120534

>>19120528
Oh extremely.

>> No.19120537

>>19120520

Never tried chips and peas

>> No.19120538

>>19120532
its literally an euro rule that if its edible it goes in bread. you think america invented the italian sub?

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>>19120520
>chips 'n mayonnaise

That's forin food. French or summit. Dusgustin

>> No.19120540

>>19120467
>cheese melting is a bad thing
what did the bingbong mean by this

>> No.19120543

>>19120467
>le plastic meme
>"real" cheese doesn't melt
ok retard anything else you feel like being wrong about?

>> No.19120544

>>19120540
the britbong was bored and fishing for replies
youre not big enough you can go back to the pond

>> No.19120546

>>19120466
Literally the only thing itt that I would not eat

>> No.19120548

>>19120500
>I've never heard a Mexican accent before
I kinda envy you

>> No.19120552

>>19120548
the only ones i can think of is pedro from napolean and the mexican guy who was capulets in the 96 romeo and juliet

>> No.19120553

>>19120544
>i was merely pretending to be retarded
what did the retard mean by this

>> No.19120556

>>19120465
needs ketchup and peas

>> No.19120560

>>19120553
who are you quoting?

>> No.19120574

>>19120560
>he doesn't into computers
lurk more

>> No.19120575
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Easter tradition in England. However, Cadbury's cream eggs have gotten smaller over the years so I don't think you can compare current achievements to legacy records.

>> No.19120577

>>19120574
Its "lurk MOAR" newfag

>> No.19120578

>>19120463
I uh, I do cook this sometimes

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>>19120574

>> No.19120583

>>19120577
it's only moar if you're a newfag

>> No.19120588

>>19120582
this is an 18+ website

>> No.19120592

>>19120520
Why are brits so bad at French fries when they eat them all the damn time

>> No.19120593

>>19120588
with people like you browsing the boards i dont think it is

>> No.19120646

>>19120592
Low standards. Fish 'n chips is an institution and it's not hard to get right (fresh fish, appropriate potatoes and hot oil). Most chippies try to go as cheap as possible (old fish, old potatoes and old, luke warm oil) but people buy it so they keep selling it. They have no self respect.

>> No.19120661

>>19120437
>Chips
Those are fries

>> No.19120667

>>19120538
>The Italian sandwich originated in several different Italian American communities in the Northeastern United States from the late 19th to mid-20th centuries. The popularity of this Italian-American cuisine has grown from its origins in Connecticut, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, and Rhode Island to most parts of the United States and Canada, and with the advent of chain restaurants, is now available in many parts of the world.

>> No.19120693

>>19120575
Please post the one about the “Bastard who shit down my chimney”

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>> No.19120725

>>19120720
>typical Aberdonians

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top scran, this

>> No.19121025

>>19120438
nothing wrong with this
i actually ate this yesterday but instead of a bun it was 2 slices of ham and pineapple pizza
it was fuckin top.

>> No.19121042

>>19120552
>>19120548
anytime i think of mexico i think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6gECv0LMRo
>um actually thats not mex-
dont care its all the same.

>> No.19121048

>>19120520
snuck in a dutch one and didnt think we would notice aye?

>> No.19121058

>>19120437
Did someone try to make poutine by rough description alone?

>> No.19121059

>>19120667
>Italian American
aka italians living in america
aka europeans living in america
aka it was made by euros in america
aka its euro food
cope and seethe

>> No.19121062

>>19120759
>american style mustard
What's brit style mustard like?

>> No.19121065

>>19121058
>he doesnt know about cold shredded cheese on top of undercooked chips
your loss i guess.

>> No.19121101

>>19120503
Don't even bother, I've had this exact argument with the toast sandwich guy, he is delusional

>> No.19121135

>>19120437
They really are disgusting creatures.

>> No.19121477

>>19120471
toast sandwich is good honestly Ive made it a couple times when I had too much bread

>> No.19121493

>>19121062
Colemans mustard
damn the evil in this thread, at least Colemans is world class
it's not really right for a hotdog, but on a roast beef sandwich it's magical

>> No.19121499

>>19120520
Never seen chips and peas before, but I do like a good chippy beans when I'm feeling lazy as fuck

>> No.19121502

>>19120437
just add beef gravy and it’s perfect

>> No.19121523

>>19121499
wait, you're bong?
surely you've seen chip and mushy peas, probably with fish?

>> No.19121527

>>19120470
Why? I've seen this trend of hating quiche mostly on American tv shows and movies. But when I've eaten it I've always enjoyed it.

>> No.19121530

When did this meme start? When people saw pictures of the food from the shittiest chippy on Bumfuck-On-Tyne?

>> No.19121533

>>19120486
Moron.
>>19120480
I remember one Italian youtuber getting confused when he heard about Caesar/ scissor

>> No.19121538

>>19121523
Not a bong. Just seeing as this is the chippy thread might as well play along.

>> No.19121554

>>19121538
indeed, good sport there chap

>> No.19121574

>>19120466
Is that a bottle?

>> No.19121811

>>19121477
>t. bong

>> No.19122006

>>19120480
Brasil-tier

>> No.19122008

>>19120441
>his