/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.19112236]

Has anyone ever tried one of Mr Beast's feastable chocolate bars?
Are they good

[Anonymous No.19112242]

why does he always look like he's suffering? He's got millions an he always looks like he hates his own existence

[Anonymous No.19112252]

>>19112236
>Reason: advertising

[Anonymous No.19112264]

>>19112242
heavy is the head that wears the crown
+ people still complain when he tries to do good things

[Anonymous No.19112277]

>>19112252
But it's for April fool's...

[Anonymous No.19112290]

>>19112242
He's forgotten what sincerity feels like and lost all humanity.

[Anonymous No.19112428]

I never liked this dude. Theres something fucked up about him, i can quite put my finger on it.

[Anonymous No.19112689]

>>19112428
It's the dead eyes, autists who fake smiles never get it right

[Anonymous No.19112698]

>>19112689
he also clenches his teeth

[Anonymous No.19112743]

>>19112236
the dark almond one was bad

[Anonymous No.19112745]

>>19112689
>>19112698
All these millions of dollars dude cant be happy.
I heard about rich people having millions of euros, they just work all day being angry and narcissistic.
Whats the point.

[Anonymous No.19112753]

>>19112745
to have wealth for your kids so they can grow up spoiled, blissfully unaware of how badly others have to slave away while pissing out useless opinions on poors

[Anonymous No.19112760]

>>19112753
Rich kids are always pieces of shit

[Anonymous No.19112765]

>>19112760
i would know im a trustfund shithead and i thought i knew it all until i moved out

[Anonymous No.19112800]

>>19112745
The point of having millions is to not worry about all the problems and suffering that's directly caused by being poor.
Being happy or depressed, fulfilled or empty inside, a human or a piece of shit by nature - these things are not regulated by your money.

[Anonymous No.19112806]

>>19112236
Mr™ Beast's™ feastable™ chocolate™ bars™? I have never heard of this amazing product. Please, tell us more and then neck yourself, your irredeemable niggerfaggot.

[Anonymous No.19112898]

>>19112236
Big child molester vibe.
Also, fuck off
All fields etc. Etc.

[Anonymous No.19113277]

>>19112236
The Crunch bar one (with quinoa) is pretty good. Not for the price though

[Anonymous No.19113396]

>>19112242
Hes low iq

[Anonymous No.19113398]

>>19112236
This guy has a gigachad lower half with a soy upper half

[Anonymous No.19113414]

>>19112236
Yeah, I've tried all 3 of the original launch. They're fine. If you like Hershey or Cadbury you likely won't love them. They taste kind of bitter and aren't super melt or creamy. The milk choco tastes like dark to Hershey people. I'm not a big sweets guy or chocolate afficianofo but they taste healthy for lack of a better word. Or just cocoa and a bit of sugar? Idk.

Wouldn't buy, personally.. Get one to try out tho if you want. They're cheap and that guy seems nice enough.

[Anonymous No.19113416]

>>19112689
Holy shit you're right. His smile always seemed off to me but I was never able to pinpoint why.

[Anonymous No.19113437]

I wouldn’t eat any of his shit garbage food even if someone had a gun to my head. Fuck this guy and fuck you for posting this

[Anonymous No.19113447]

>>19113437
Commies mad, don't worry eating food isn't a problem in the world you hope for

[Anonymous No.19113448]

>>19113447
>youtube is free enterprise
I'm not so sure

[Anonymous No.19113456]

>>19113416

[Anonymous No.19113472]

>>19113448
Youtube doesn't turn a profit and takes tax payer money?

[Anonymous No.19113490]

>>19112242
He has Crohn’s disease. He probably shits his pants publicly on a monthly basis.

[Anonymous No.19113493]

>>19113472
>does youtube profit
lol, no. it may eventually but no

[Anonymous No.19113499]

>>19112242

His eyes don't match the rest of his face, no matter the expression.

[Anonymous No.19113518]

I miss the days when retard youtube "celebrities" just sat in their room and talked into their camera. So sick of people like ninja, mr beast, and jake "suicide forest" paul being unimaginably successful for no real reason.

[Anonymous No.19113545]

>>19113518
Cringe af zoomzoom take, the good days of youtube was random meme shit and home made cartoons not poscast faggotry

[Anonymous No.19113553]

>>19113545
>cartoons
Okay downy.

[Anonymous No.19113614]

>>19112236
I wouldn't eat them if they were the last food on earth. Anyone that makes faces like that is selling you poison that he would never eat himself.

[Anonymous No.19113618]

>>19112806
based

[Anonymous No.19113681]

>>19112236
They're okay. My brother keeps buying his shit for some reason, so I've tried some of them. Would honestly rather have a hershey bar desu.

[Anonymous No.19113683]

>>19112236
AI image?

[Anonymous No.19113693]

>>19112806
based

[Anonymous No.19113698]

>>19113490
LMFAO

[Anonymous No.19113709]

I spent about 25 minutes in walmart yesterday breaking all of the chocolate bars in half

[Anonymous No.19113713]

>>19113709
Based.

[Anonymous No.19113752]

>>19112236
On the one hand it's youtuber shilling irrelevant products. On the other hand it's Jimmy who is charitable and far better than most youtubers, and it's chocolate so how bad can it be?

My guess is it would be fine but a bit over priced.

[Anonymous No.19113791]

>>19112242
you’re just projecting how you feel onto him, the guy is successful ffs

[Anonymous No.19113798]

>>19113791
>implying having money equals success or that success makes you happy
Rich people kill themselves all the time. No one is immune to breaking out of the matrix and seeing this shitty reality for what it really is.

[Anonymous No.19113820]

>>19112806
Best post

[Anonymous No.19114139]

>>19112236
they used the pic of him with the thousand-yard stare for promo? strong

[Anonymous No.19114510]

>>19114139

Every photo of him has the thousand yard stare. His eyes don't match the rest of his face, no matter what he's doing.

[Anonymous No.19114529]

>>19112236
Don't know who this faggot is or why people care so much about fried ground beef patties with his name slapped on them.

[Anonymous No.19114538]

>>19112242
He's literally just evil.

[Anonymous No.19114542]

>>19112236
why is he popular? why does he have money? why is he selling chocolate? just why?

[Anonymous No.19114559]

>>19112236
I'm sure he's a gorillionaire, why doesn't he hire somebody to do something about the pube beard

[Anonymous No.19114578]

>>19112236
I feel like (((they))) just picked a name out of a hat and decided to make some random nobody the most famous person in the world for no real reason.

[Anonymous No.19114586]

>>19113493
>He believes Alphabets finance reports
Oof. Also, did you know that the Lord of the Rings trilogy (one of the most successful film franchises of all time) never turned a profit? You really need to take a moment and figure out how mega corps make hundreds of millions while operating at losses.

[Anonymous No.19114608]

>>19113456
now THAT'S a feastable™ gash™

[Anonymous No.19114649]

>>19112242
Retarded commies get mad at him for no reason and at this point probably everyone he meets starts begging him for money

[Anonymous No.19114658]

>>19112236
MR BEAST
https://youtu.be/h8BIvFdjKDg

[Anonymous No.19115071]

>>19114649
>retarted commies
hes a fuckin silver spoon baby convicing brainlets that he cares when hes actually just doing shit flor clout....hes a glorified tiktok whore

[Anonymous No.19115093]

>>19115071
and yet youre still a seething troon commie

[Anonymous No.19115141]

having a celebrity endorse a product makes me less likely to touch it

[Anonymous No.19115142]

>>19112242
He's faking it for the camera and isn't fulfilled anymore even doing charity shit
He's living a lie and can't take it internally

[Anonymous No.19115383]

>>19115141
Fortune favors the brave, anon. Are you not BRAVE enough?

[Anonymous No.19115388]

>>19112242
having the sword of damocles over your head 24/7 would make me miserable too no matter how much money i had

[Anonymous No.19115392]

>>19115383
Guaranteed that the first actual AI restriction laws that get passed will be to protect actors from deepfakes. When a director can have an on demand, perfect representation of Matt Damon you no longer have any need for Matt Damon. All the coders going out of work are fucked. But I'll bet anything AI will be castrated to help celebrities.

[Anonymous No.19115620]

>>19112898
>>19113614
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>>19114559
>>19114649
>>19115071


Why are you all so salty and jealous?

I'm not a fan of the guy but he makes videos that entertain people, has no scandals, seems nice, actually helps people, is smart af with his business, he works hard at it, took it upon himself to dub all his bullshit in a billion languages for reach, etc. Beast burger and these bars and what not are clever ways for him to make money and mostly do charitable crap with it. Sure he looks weird and has autistic mannerisms, but so do his friends and family. Hes like an inbred mid American trailer park type. I think I read somewhere and some anon pointed out he has Crohns or some intestinal issue and thats why he made his shitty chocolate with like 3 ingredients. So his asshole doesn't fall out, cause again, likely inbred.

Guy seems fine. Why not hate on all the Hollywood actors who do scammy shit or Logan Paul's obnoxious ass or all the rapist youtube/streamer kids. Lol.

This place CANT be full of 14 year olds. I too thought it was fun to hate on everything popular and be punk rock hur dur kool guy w.e. I grew out of it sometime around 20 tho. You should too.

Maybe he's a real piece o shit, but not that I've seen. If some somebody enlighten me. Even if its just some bizarre tinfoil hate Jared Epstien illuminati stuff, I wanna know!

[Anonymous No.19115627]

>>19115392
nah it's going to be the opposite. Actors are going to sell their "likeness" and do one scene, then have "stunt doubles" do 99% of the rest of the acting and just have them deepfaked back into the celebrity while the stunt double makes 20 bucks an hour.
>that'll be 100 million salary plus tip, pls

[Anonymous No.19115631]

19115620
Mass repliers don't go to heaven.

[Anonymous No.19115639]

>>19115627
Really? You think Warner Brothers and Disney wouldn't slit the throat of Tom Hanks if they could get him to act 24/7 for pennies? Keep in mind that literally the only changes to copyright law in America were as a result of Mickey Mouse about to enter the public domain.

[Anonymous No.19116023]

>>19112745
i heard different
about a multibillionaire who got kidnapped, released and the next day was right back to work because it's what he wanted

[Anonymous No.19116030]

>>19112242
mrbeast accredits his youtube success to ''studying 100's of hours of youtube videos'' or something.
I don't buy it.
His model is just thrown fucktons of money at the wall and see what sticks and people enjoy watching it. It's smart but not some elaborate scheme. HIs quick editing and overload of content within 10 minutes is not why people watch generally

[Anonymous No.19116035]

>>19112242
He's literally a robot, he has no emotions. He is the definition of an NPC Husk.

[Anonymous No.19116041]

>>19112242
he's the antichrist. i just ddint think it would be so obvious, like really come on why would you call him mister beast?

[Anonymous No.19116047]

>>19115620
they're as bad as the sjw wokefags that try to shit on him, even though he is actually trying to do good for the world.
you can't please everyone, since 60% of people are actual retards

[Anonymous No.19116049]

>>19116030
YouTube is literally gambling in terms of who succeeds. Other than having a professional setup, I.E. lighting, a good mic, editing, etc. 90% of Youtube success is simply if the algorithm decides to pick you. You can game the algorithm, but everyone doing it for a living is also doing so, so it doesn't give you much edge. It genuinely comes down to which random clip it decides to send to 10,000 kids that watched the last Minecraft video. Oh, half of them watched it all? Let's recommend it to 2 million now.

[Anonymous No.19116052]

>>19115620
He's a gross looking guy who makes boring videos that appeal to the lowest common denominator. It's OK to hate shit things that are shit.

[Anonymous No.19116053]

>>19114529
>or why people care so much about fried ground beef patties with his name slapped on them.
So you obviously do know a bit about him and were just pretending to be aloof to seem cool.

[Anonymous No.19116397]

>>19115639
>>19115639
>Really? You think Warner Brothers and Disney wouldn't slit the throat of Tom Hanks if they could get him to act 24/7 for pennies?
I'm sure they would but they can't, because Disney doesn't own Tom Hanks' likeness, Tom Hanks owns it. Even college athletes won autonomy over their name/image/likeness, you think the entirety of hollywood will just let themselves be deepfaked into movies for free?

Even if companies pay them their usual millions, it will still be way cheaper because they wouldn't have to work around their schedules or get them fancy trailers and servants

[Etta Prince No.19116474]

>>19112242
dudes got chrons disease or some other bowel disease. Painful life and unfortunate he got it soo young<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

[Anonymous No.19116626]

>>19113414
>>19113681
do they use the vomit tasting milk in this chocolate like they do in hersheys?

[Anonymous No.19117187]

>>19115620
The Pauls are infinitely more based, they shit talk and proceed to beat up niggers on TV

[Anonymous No.19117618]

>>19112242
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Alright mother fuckers, I get you dislike Mr. Beast but answer my fucking question.

[Anonymous No.19117696]

>>19117618
>he doesn't know
everyone point and laugh at the retard lol

[Anonymous No.19117716]

>>19117618
What question nigga

[Anonymous No.19117861]

>>19112242
Most YouTubers look like they're being held at gunpoint when it comes to posing for the camera.

[Anonymous No.19118392]

>>19117187
Logan loses to black pipo all the time
And jake just lost

[Anonymous No.19119747]

>>19112236
I would not eat anything marketed by that creepy weirdo

[Anonymous No.19120354]

>>19112242
Fake friends.
Easy to tell.

[Anonymous No.19120563]

>>19112236
I don't know who that is.

[Anonymous No.19121266]

>>19112242
He hates his job

[Anonymous No.19121818]

>>19112242
Actual answer: https://youtube.com/watch?v=8aVmiodtNds

[Anonymous No.19121819]

>>19117618
>>19121818

[Anonymous No.19122016]

>>19117861
They more or less are. By making their lifestyle require them to do things they're uncomfortable with they've basically let the world gain leverage over them. The things you want always lead to unhappiness.

[Anonymous No.19122039]

>>19112236
How does he make so much money if he is giving so much away?

[Anonymous No.19122241]

>>19122039
Investors, promotion and sponsorships allow him to fund his videos on a regular basis. It also helps that YouTube themselves see his channel as a great opportunity to gain more investors themselves, so they likely showcase his content in boardroom meetings regularly.

[Anonymous No.19122377]

>Mr Beast is bad because... He cured the blind like the hecking AntiChrist

[Anonymous No.19122382]

>>19112236
I vandalize their faggoty little shelf every time I walk past one in a walmart. Still haven't gotten caught.

[Anonymous No.19122403]

>>19112236
>>19112242
Met him once work related. The moment cameras turned of, acted like he just did a 12h shift in the mines and can't wait to get his ppe off and just go home.
Take that for what you will, I don't care much about him personally, but he does pay well.

[Anonymous No.19122428]

>>19122039

Because he doesn't actually "give money away." He invests in the most expensive commodity in the modern world. Attention. Every single move he makes is to generate more attention for himself which makes him worth more money. Entire industries and the biggest corporations in the modern world are created and thrive to capitalize on the attention of the masses. There is a reason that even his most philanthropic investment like paying for eye surgery comes with an attention grabbing video. Every move he makes is to keep the wheels turning.

[Anonymous No.19122445]

>>19122382
>>19112242

How exhausted do you feel after talking in front of a group of strangers? Now imagine doing that plus the logistics of editing, sound bits, coordinating some of the dumbest fucking stunts (renting shit alone could be a huge hassle but imagine buying shit just to destroy it and the tax implications) ALL IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE.

I stream on twitch to like 20 people and I'm exhausted after 6 hours. I couldn't imagine broadcasting to millions and never being able to turn off. I can't fathom why he keeps going now that he's rich enough to never need to work another day in his life.

[Anonymous No.19122490]

>>19118392
Jake lost a close fight against Tommy Fury.

[Anonymous No.19122509]

>>19122445
because the people who are capable of making it are always incapable of being satisfied.
The drive that pushes you to succeed doesnt disappear when youve made millions.

[Anonymous No.19122551]

>>19122403
What did you do and how much did he pay

[Anonymous No.19123080]

>>19122490
It wasn't close at all

[Anonymous No.19123209]

>>19122445
you honestly think he still does any of that stuff? he has an entire production team behind him and he basically only does the presentation at this point
william osman's video about his contribution to the squid game video was interesting in that you got to see quite a bit of it behind the scenes
he was in charge of the explosive paint when a contestor "died", in the video he interacted with jimmy for less than a minute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdt18p-VMmQ

[Anonymous No.19123541]

>>19112242
>stupid sideburn-less beard
>half-closed eyes
>tries to smile but it comes off as a nervous grimace
>artificially whitened teeth
>always putting on a mask and a fake persona for the camera
I wonder why.

[Anonymous No.19123639]

>>19113518
Mr Beast puts way more effort into his content than Ninja and Jake Paul. The squid game video was really well done. So was the buried alive video.

[Anonymous No.19124028]

>>19113713
i dont work for walmart

[Anonymous No.19125491]

>>19112242
illuminati own him
hes dreading his next blackmail video where he has to fuck and possibly kill a child (not the cute and funny kind)
if you think im being ironic im not. its a known fact they have black rappers rape each other to blackmail them into doing everything they want like ODing for record sales
youtube kikes probably have their own preferred form of blackmail

[Anonymous No.19126342]

>>19124028
You do now

[Anonymous No.19126876]

>>19122039
Ads and selling shit like ops image

[Anonymous No.19126985]

>>19112236
buying candy......or be an adult
what fucking grown man eats fucking candy at somewhere other than a child birthday or Christmas?

[Anonymous No.19127011]

>>19112236
Never seen a video of his and I still hate this man like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.19127030]

>>19126985
I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kid.

[Anonymous No.19127232]

>>19126985
>what fucking grown man eats fucking candy
what are you talking about? i've literally never spoken to an elderly man whose breath didn't smell of some cany or another.

[Anonymous No.19127432]

>>19126985
why do you people larp like fucking dagestani clan patriarchs on here it's the gayest shit. no one admires you for living off of smoked sprats and warm tap water

[Anonymous No.19128453]

Bump

[Anonymous No.19128477]

>>19113518
That's how Mr beast started

[Anonymous No.19128480]

>>19127011
>Never seen a video of his and I still hate this man like you wouldn't believe
i hate that people can become incredibly wealthy while offering no real talent service or product simply by marketing and/or gaming the system, i hate the system which allows it and i hate all its benefactors. so yeah i guess i hate him too.

[Anonymous No.19128507]

>>19128480
I hate him because he is the epitome of everything awful about influencer culture. The culmination of countless vapid e celeb archetypes and content tailored to the absolute lowest common denominator. He offers nothing but drivel for NPCs and his whole brand flaunts it like a peacock. It's shamefully shameless.

[Anonymous No.19128510]

>>19115392
>>19115627
These are just opposite sides of the same coin. The legislation concerns the right of a person to control how their likeness is used. If they don't consent, then deepfakes are considered unlawful

[Anonymous No.19128610]

>>19113713
Jesus fucking christ. I want to end it all

[Anonymous No.19128892]

>>19127232
That's the alcohol he keeps his dentures in.

[Anonymous No.19128945]

>>19115620
Pretty much my thoughts. I get it, most people are tired of hearing about this guy, but he's still mostly inoffensive and if the only thing that makes you hate him is his face then you're probably just a bitter person. There are FAR worse people online more deserving of hate.

[Anonymous No.19128958]

>>19112236
Pippa has the palate of a toddler and still said they taste like shit.

[Anonymous No.19128986]

>>19112242
He was selected by the Powers That Be as Youtube's new Favorite Boy who has contractually promised NEVER to say the Gamer Word or question management. He kisses Mommy on the cheek to get his Good Boy Monetization.

[Anonymous No.19129060]

>>19114542
Same reason Epstein was rich, just that nobody yet figured where Beast Island is.

[Anonymous No.19129071]

Jimmy is a Chad.

[Anonymous No.19129467]

>>19112236
>Has anyone ever tried one of Mr Beast's feastable chocolate bars?
No.
>Are they good
Of course not.

[Anonymous No.19130115]

>>19112236
his facial expression looks so gross and fake

[Anonymous No.19130296]

>>19115620
He killed JFK

[Anonymous No.19130312]

>>19115620
>Why not hate on all the Hollywood actors who do scammy shit or Logan Paul's obnoxious ass or all the rapist youtube/streamer kids. Lol.

I hate them too. I hate anyone who makes retarded clickbait content and I hate this guy even more because as much as I can block him on youtube he spills over into other parts of my life like on here.

[Anonymous No.19130975]

>>19112236

Did you know that Hasan & Mr Beast belong to the same talent agency? And that they are both directly connected to Disney and Amazon? Today I learned that a company named Night Media literally manages basically every single zoomer e-celebrity, including Hasan Piker, Neekolul, Dream and these guys. If you ever look at the YT trending tab, at least one of Night's 'talents' will be up there. Night Media is just a subsidiary, as Night, Inc. itself is valued in the hundreds of millions of dollars from venture capitalists and angel investors.

Who owns Night? The CEO of Night Media is Reed Duchscher, who formerly worked for NFL and then went on to be Dude Perfect's manager. The president of Night, Inc. is Ezra Cooperstein, who was previously the president of Fullscreen and Rooster Teeth, as well as Maker Studios, which is now a part of the Disney Digital Network (note: Disney acquired Maker in 2014, but did not merge them until 2017.) Ironically, neither of these guys are the real talent managers, as that position is for their 90+ employees, including Andrew Pelosi, a former higher-up at Influential.

What is Influential, you ask?

>Influential is an AI social data and conversion technology, as well as a Developer Partner of IBM Watson and a Facebook Marketing Partner. Utilizing a network of over 1,000,000 social media influencers as a tactic for distribution, Influential runs both native and paid campaigns on Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, and YouTube for Fortune 500 brands. Influential is owned by Jeremy Steinberg

Night, Inc. is directly financed by The Chernin Group, aka TCG, one of its executive members being Alexandra Moore, "a former executive from Amazon who focused on mergers and acquisitions." However, TCG itself is financed by Providence Equity, an ESG-compliant private equity investment firm valued at over $30,000,000,000.

All of this information is freely available, I literally just ran names off LinkedIn and read business articles.

[Anonymous No.19131026]

>>19130975
Interesting, but what does this mean for me, a random retard?

[Anonymous No.19131048]

>>19131026
It means that although Youtube still hosts a few honest independent content "creators" who have not yet been blacklisted for TOS violations, the top channels are even more artificial and manufactured than the slop you see on broadcast TV, where at least your literal mouse movements aren't being tracked for aggregation in Monday's TPS report. "Mr. Beast" is an actor and his content is statistically modeled to get maximum clicks among profitable demographics for ad revenue. Never forget: if you get something for free online, then YOU are the product being sold.

[Anonymous No.19131061]

>>19131026
everything is fake, nobody is organically famous or popular, everything is a psyop

[Anonymous No.19131088]

why is the word 'teeth' shadowbanned on his youtube comments

WHAT IS HE HIDING

[Anonymous No.19131106]

>>19130975
So you're saying that when people start to get famous a talent agency picks them up? Wow shocking

[Anonymous No.19131119]

>>19131106
>So you're saying that when people start to get famous a talent agency picks them up? Wow shocking
A talent agency that then shills them hard and forces them into your algorithims whether you want them there or not, so you will know about them when you otherwise would not have. Hence how these people got so mega popular. They mave have organically grown a considerable following on their own, but they wouldn't be anywhere near the level they're all on now if it weren't for a multi-billion dollar organization astroturfing them into celebdom.

[Anonymous No.19131141]

>>19131119
So what you're saying is that the company they are paying to advertise them and get them more money and fame is doing exactly that? crazy bro, got any nice autistic infographics made up of this conspiracy yet?
>local retard learns about advertising

[Anonymous No.19131171]

>>19131061
yeah but people have to become famous. it's more like once you get some inertia, and you look like you could be valuable, people will scoop you up and that creates this sort of self-feeding fire.
it's not like some random guy is just funneled views synthetically and then becomes and stays successful. there has to be some ability there.
but not everyone is skilled enough or lucky enough to actually become "popular" so managers or whatever cast a wide net. read into it however you want to read into it.

[Anonymous No.19131729]

>>19130975
>Providence

[Anonymous No.19131745]

>>19113709
Mr based

[Anonymous No.19131811]

>>19112236
>not a single reply about the quality of the chocolate bars
lol

[Anonymous No.19131827]

>>19131811
There were a good handful of them interspersed between the off-topic parts of the thread. Try reading every reply next time.

[Anonymous No.19131988]

>>19130975
this isn't true btw

[Anonymous No.19132169]

>>19131088
His sidegig as deranged tooth fairy.

[Anonymous No.19132269]

>>19112236
Mr. Beast Burger was salty crap so no thanks

[Anonymous No.19132476]

>>19131988
>this isn't true btw
lol:

https://www.night.co/talent

[Anonymous No.19132601]

>Pushes you into the MrBeast chocolate river for views and clicks

[Anonymous No.19132616]

[Anonymous No.19132626]

>>19112236
Someone dropped a small one in the grass outside my house and I picked it up. It was the Quinoa Crunch flavor, I thought it was pretty good. Tasted similar to a Nestle CRUNCH bar but just less crunchy and sugary. It was pretty average but I just tried one flavor and it wasn't a full sized bar so take my opinion with a grain of salt. I wouldn't go out of my way to buy one of these specifically when they're kind of expensive and not doing anything really special.

[Anonymous No.19132837]

>>19132626
Was it a loose bar, no wrapper? Perhaps seemingly melted?

[Anonymous No.19132841]

>>19112745
>Whats the point.
the point is they can tell the wagies about their vacation in some exotic place in a rolls royce drinking champagne, not even trollen

[Anonymous No.19132843]

>>19132837
It was fully wrapped and still solid even after I had it in my pocket for a few hours before eating it.

[Anonymous No.19132876]

>>19112242
it's unironically just what he looks like. some people just have faces that look a certain way and people constantly misinterpret it

[Anonymous No.19133463]

>>19112242
He was molested as kid.

[Anonymous No.19134078]

>>19112242
He's just shy

[Anonymous No.19134084]

>>19133463
source??

[Anonymous No.19134102]

>>19112236
this guy is legitimately a fucking demon

[Anonymous No.19134418]

>>19113713
holy fuck I don't know him because I rarely watch youtube and even when I do it is mostly some actual thematical content like cooking, reviews of games and movies or history/science stuff. I didn't care much about this guy (only heard he is very big youtuber that makes some silly games) but this post is why no one should fucking listen to plebs like this "please work for me for free my fan because despite having millions I will still search for unpaid labor". Things like this make me genuinely fucking angry

[Anonymous No.19135231]

bump

[Anonymous No.19135367]

>>19112242
He is gay

[Anonymous No.19136482]

>>19134418
He's a hack, plain and simple. And found another way to monetize charity.

[Anonymous No.19137759]

>>19132476
thats nerve gas
you can't fool me.

[Anonymous No.19138668]

>>19112236
Does it have 95% or more dark chocolate? If it doesn't, fuck em.

[Anonymous No.19139839]

>>19112236
Bump

[Anonymous No.19139868]

>>19112760
for the most part. its even worse when they're homosexual on top of that. its like you want to beat their ass but no only will you get lawyers sicced on your ass you'll be charged with a hate crime.

[Anonymous No.19139872]

>>19112898
why do people always assume people with autism touch kids? this is like the tenth time I've heard this argument.

[Anonymous No.19139885]

>>19139872
He's not autistic. He has none of the tells. People with autism aren't master manipulators. If he claims to be autistic it's a story to manipulate.

[Anonymous No.19139972]

"feastable" is such a shitty brand name. Sounds like "edible", as in "barely".

[Anonymous No.19139992]

>>19139972
Feastable is to edible what vegetable fat spread is to margarine.
Sounds less like fancy marketing and more like a legal requirement where some FDA clerk said "Yeah you're not allowed to use that word, come up with something else" and this is the best they managed to do

[Anonymous No.19140334]

I don't trust him since he support troons

[Anonymous No.19140344]

>>19140334
Mr Beast being the antichrist is sounding more and more right. How else do you go from the middle to being a tranny after being around that guy

[Anonymous No.19140349]

>>19140334
>its only been two months
>looks like a man with long hair and make up
lol. lmao.

[Anonymous No.19140352]

>>19140334
I don’t think he wouldve died if he didn’t get some weird doctor to shoot him full of hormones or whatever they do. sounds a bit dramatic to me

[Anonymous No.19140372]

>it's still up
And people wonder why that board is dead.

[Anonymous No.19140748]

>>19140334
What does any of this have to do with Mr. Beast?

[Anonymous No.19140781]

>>19140334
>breast implants are healthcare

It's over...

[Anonymous No.19140791]

Why fund satan?

[Anonymous No.19140813]

>>19140334
Damn, he was likable and just had a kid. Imagine how fucked up that kid is going to be knowing his dad trooned out

or maybe it's just for a video

>I gave my friend $10 DOLLARS for EVERYDAY that he takes HRT

[Anonymous No.19140823]

>>19140334
>screenshot tweets from some random tranny
>slap Mr. Beast logo in the corner
>???
I don't get it. Am I not schizophrenic enough to grasp the intent here?

[Anonymous No.19140827]

>>19140823
He was one of his best friends and in all of his videos

[Anonymous No.19140839]

>>19140827
Okay, that clears it up. Not sure why the person making the image would assume anyone would know that, I've never met a single person who ever watched a Mr. Beast video.

[Anonymous No.19140877]

You're beyond gullible.

[Anonymous No.19140882]

>>19112236
I love how the dude has mansion + lambo money but the look on his face says "pls kill me my life is endless suffering"

[Anonymous No.19140894]

>chocolate full of toxic heavy metals gets pulled off the market
>low quality chocolate shilled by influencers pops up a few months later
hmmm

[Anonymous No.19140953]

I've tried 3 flavors: Milk chocolate, dark chocolate and Deez Nuts. The taste of the chocolate is Mid as hell, not decadent or indulgent like luxury European chocolate, but as a Walmart impulse buy it's not so bad. My favorite of the 3 is Deez Nuts because the peanut butter really adds to the flavor profile where the other bars taste bland.

I do really appreciate how they only contain a handful of ingredients and they are relatively clean compared to other commercial chocolate options in America. These bars are made with no additives, no artificial flavors, no corn syrup, no dyes, no preservatives, no chemicals, no nonsense, they even use milk from grass fed cows. It's impressive for an influencer brand to even care about the nutrition facts since usually punks are just looking for a quick cash grab scheme. Plus if I'm going to buy sweets, it's nice to also have some incentive that with every purchase you have a chance at winning a mr beast sized prize.

[Anonymous No.19141011]

>>19140953
DEEZ NUTS HAHAHAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eoHSNwoPvY&ab_channel=MrbeastCheck

[Anonymous No.19141512]

>>19115620
are you on drugs

[Anonymous No.19141526]

mr beast candy makes you turn into a trans gender like what happened to chris

[Anonymous No.19141951]

>>19112242
When you get that influential, a certain group tries to blackmail you, coerce you, intimidate you. You dont want to be that guy

[Anonymous No.19142412]

How is this thread not kill yet?

[Anonymous No.19142434]

>>19112236
Isn't he a troon or something now?

[Anonymous No.19142441]

>>19112242
Sold his soul to Satan and Israel.

[Anonymous No.19142567]

>>19142434
It's his friend that trooned out

[Anonymous No.19142767]

>>19140334
Damn that sucks. I really don't care about mr beasts' zoomer friends but I can't help but be a little saddened to see a child lose a father like that.
Kid will definitely grow up fucked but I guess he doesn't care.
>>19140349
And he'll remain a man with long hair and make up until the day he kills himself.

[Anonymous No.19143648]

>>19142412
It's food related

[Anonymous No.19143665]

>>19112242
>>19112236
He's ugly AF. If it wasn't for yoytube adjsuting the algorithm to make him a "celebrity" he would be posting on /r9k/