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nothin like it

>> No.19095668

>>19095665
Breakfast of champions right there.

>> No.19095670

do not want

>> No.19095674

>>19095665
I like it. You calling me "nothing"?

>> No.19095680

>>19095674
nothing without them deens

>> No.19096415

if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put D(eens) and I together

>> No.19096428

>>19095665
I dont understand the fascination. All of those food are months old if not more. Not 1 single ingredient is fresh. The fish and the olives fucking reek. What is to like? To larp as some kind of peasant? Or pirate?

>> No.19096588

>>19095665
Gods i wish i was eating that

>> No.19096593

>>19095665
Romantic

>> No.19096595

>>19096428
What do you enjoy eating besides penis and penis-flavoured food?

>> No.19096597

looks delectable, i'd even bear the horrible shits that it gives me for 2-3 days afterwards and have a glass or two of red wine with that

>> No.19096608

>>19095665
I don't like olives so I would replace them with a good mustard and some sharp cheese. But the deenz look delicious

>> No.19096610

>>19095665
beautiful bread, be a shame to throw canned fish on it

>> No.19096624

>>19096595
your mum's cunt. the juiciness of the juices. the mustiness of the must. the lumpiness of the lump. it's delectable.
you would probably enjoy it too since you like pungent fishy smelly food

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>>19095665
HNNNG that toast be so THICC don't get me wrong i love deenzz but i just want to put a METRIC FUCKTON (1.428 imperial fucktons) of GRASS-FED NEW ZEALAND BUTTER on that HOT CRISPY BREAD and EAT the FUCK out of it

HNNNNNG
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N
N
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>> No.19096628
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19096628

>>19096624
Fag

>> No.19096630
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19096630

>>19095674
I'm "stuff".

>> No.19096648

>>19096628
when i get to shoving my cock down your daddy's throat then you can call me a fag faggot

>> No.19096649

>>19096648
Hey kiddo first stop sucking cock 24/7 you little degenerate turd

>> No.19096653

>>19096428
Faggot

>> No.19096654

>>19096649
im busy sucking on your mama's clit while your daddy lick my ass and eat my shit 25/8 while you sit in the corner and watch you dirty bitch

>> No.19096658

>>19096653
im willing to cum down your girlfriend's throat 50 times to prove im straight

>> No.19096660

>>19096654
>>19096658
What a flaming homo

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>>19096654
>>19096658
Sir you dropped these

>> No.19096668

>>19096660
i am willing to fuck your dead gram in the ass to prove i am straight as an arrow

>> No.19096678

>>19096666
give me your email ill send you the sex tape of me and your sister

>> No.19096684
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19096684

>>19096668
>>19096678
This is your car

>> No.19096690

>>19096684
zoom in closely you'll see your mum sucking my dick in the back seat

>> No.19096694
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19096694

>>19096428
>>19096624
>>19096648
>>19096648
>>19096654
>>19096658
>>19096668
>>19096678
>t.

>> No.19096713

>>19096690
Hello gay faggot

>> No.19096721

>>19096713
when i was fucking your mum doggystyle last night, she told me how disappointed she was that you wouldn't eat any of the food she cook but would only eat canned fish and olives.
you are a bad son for making your mama sad. fortunately i have a huge penis.

>> No.19096733

>>19096721
I have 2 dads so you had sex with a man. Thus you are a gay fag

>> No.19096734

>>19096733
dont worry my dick turned them straight. no man nor woman can resist my rocket. don't come too close or ill fuck you too.

>> No.19096739

>>19096734
So you want to fuck me? You big homo!

>> No.19096741

I'm about to have some kippers, bread, and avocado for breakfast.

>> No.19096752

>>19096734
A true butt pirate

>> No.19096755

>>19095665
Looks like some canned muck. Good for cats.

>> No.19096799

>>19096734
>>19096755
These 2 suck each other's cock

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>>19096741

>> No.19097093

>>19096653
>>19096595
>>19096694
*gasp*
Oh no! A user on 4channel has made fun of my MANLY canned fish snacks? Which I eat in the comfort of my home in front of my PC while pretending to be on an epic expedition while watching MRE reviews by reddit's own Steve1989?
That can't be!!
Better project my repressed homosexual urges! Y-yes, that will show him!!
Heh, and I'm DEFINITELY not about to troon out due to my latent masculinity crisis, of which obsession over canned fish is just one manifestation. DEENZ for the win, am I right fellow channers???

>> No.19098328

>>19097093
Based

>> No.19098389

>>19096428
Odd preferences desu. What ethnicity are you?

>> No.19098396

>>19098389
what's odd about it? im asian

>> No.19098399

>>19098396
I see. You just don't have same tastes as a European. We think a lot of your food is gross, too

>> No.19098412

>>19097093
Im glad you had a change of heart anon. Deenz are good for you

>> No.19098413

>>19098396
Uh oh busted

>> No.19098963

>>19095665
>King Oscar's
>bread is burned, too thick
>olives, fucking olives

>> No.19098977

>>19096624
anon please be reasonable
deenz never made me want to throw up

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19099806

>>19095665
For me? Its Bratwurst and Beer.

>> No.19099832

>>19097093
EAT DEENZ

>> No.19099850

>>19098396
Ah yes, Asian cuisine.
Where nothing is ever fermented or pickled.

>> No.19099876

>>19096428
it's ppl suffering from omega 3 starvation.
Eat a couple of walnuts and suddenly craving for deenz is gone. Those aren't deenz tho but whatever.

>> No.19099882

>>19097093
Btfo

>> No.19099898

>>19097093
This is a Deenz thread why the hate? Go back to your fast food threads jackass

>> No.19099900

>>19098413
Kek this. Ching chong btfo