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Chalupe vark

>> No.19085006
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>>19085003

>> No.19085014

This hot sauce kinda tastes like shit. Why are there so many shills for it on this board?

>> No.19085021

>>19085014
idk bro i guess you just have superior taste buds and everyone else doesn't have a clue

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>>19085014

>> No.19085038

>>19085014
I don't really believe that you think this. I think you're just saying it as a joke and maybe to get a few people riled up. Might do a little mischief tonight, hm? Might get into a little mischief in the vark thread? Haha, yeah. Vark tasting like shit, that would be something. Let me do one: white Monster is the worst energy drink flavor, haha!

>> No.19085571

>>19085038
>>19085022
>>19085006
no one is gonna eat this gross fucking sauce you varkheads go back to plebbit

>> No.19085602

>>19085003
REDDIT KETCHUP. OVERPRICED SALSA SCAM IN A BOTTLE. IF YOU BUY THIS ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT YOU ARE A FOOL AND A TOOL.

TOMATO IS THE FIRST INGREDIENT. IT IS SALSA IN A BOTTLE MARKED UP 80 TIMES THE NORMAL PRICE.

IT EVEN HAS A LITTLE SNEED OIL IN IT FOR THE LULZ.

CONSTANTLY SHILLED ON THE FOURTH CHANNEL.

THEY ARE IN CAHOOTS WITH THE ADAM THE RAGMAN FAGGOTSEA. BUYER BEWARE.

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>>19085003
Just sayin' that looks like some kind of Godzilla foot and should go killing up Tokyo.

>> No.19085744

Aardvark tastes like burnt rubber

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The only way to eat Secret Aardvark is by the half gallon.

>> No.19086010

>>19085602
>TOMATO IS THE FIRST INGREDIENT.
Who cares? It tastes good and it's actually really spicy. This is the dumbest critique I've ever heard. You're acting like the first ingredient is corn syrup.

>> No.19086450

For me it’s a gordita and el yucateco

>> No.19086498

>>19086010
>sunflower oil
sorry bud, it's certified slop.

>> No.19086555

>>19086010
The retard doesnt understand he is paying 10x markup for salsa being labelled as a hot sauce. HE IS AN NPC. HE CANNOT THINK FOR HIMSELF AND HE CANNOT SEE AN APPLE WITHIN HIS MIND'S EYE. PITY THE FOOL.

YOU HAVE CHERRY PICKED ONE PORTION IF MY ARGUMENT WHILE DISREGARDING THE REST. THIS IS DISHONEST AND SHOWS AN UNBELIEVABLE LACK OF INTEGRITY AND AN ENORMOUSLY STUPID INFERIOR SUBHUMAN. WELL DONE.

>> No.19086766

>>19086555
You don't have an argument you fucking midwit. Tomatoes aren't cheaper than peppers so the whole thing you're saying doesn't make any sense.

Here's my rebuttal to your entire argument and everything you think: Vark tastes good, therefore I eat it.

Do you know what a midwit is? It's you. You're someone of middling intelligence who is just smart enough to rub two brain cells together to produce some pointless diatribe and not smart enough to actually say anything of value. You overthink problems while simultaneously coming to even more retarded conclusions than an actual retard, who simply observes truth for what it is. You are dazzled by complexity, because you think that anything that's too fucked up and confusing for you to understand must be intelligent, and you worship public figures who say absolutely nothing in a convoluted way.

>> No.19086775

>>19086766
Lmao. He is so stupid he can't even read! LOL. WHAT A TOOL!

>> No.19086785

>>19086766
>N-NOOO YOU CANT JUST INSULT MY SHITTY OVERPRICED TOMATO SAUCE

>> No.19086792

>>19086785
Sunk cost fallacy like I sunk my big D in his mum's orifices.

>> No.19086969
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I never seen this brand here so I won't judge but I'm always curious to try hot sauces. I don't know any good ones in supermarkets, just on specialized webshops.
So last year I decided to make my own sauces. I grew a few types and I'm very happy with the results. I not interested in buying hot sauces anymore, I make them myself and I can create exactly what taste I'm in the mood for. Try it these plants grow very easily indoors.

>> No.19086970

vark'd

>> No.19086984

>>19086969
That's cool anon. Making it to your own taste is always the best.

>> No.19086991

>>19085014
it was a fad/meme
mine is sitting on my table all dried out and gross

>> No.19087051

>>19086766
you're a huge faggot and you will likely never overcome this

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>>19086984
I think the same, a lot of food. Especially processed products, some time ago I saw a very normal looking bread had an ingredients list of 21, imagine that .
I already started seeding my peppers,paprika and tomato varieties.
Last year I had a n overstock of reapers, I dried 1 bucket, I think about trying to sell some this year. I made 62 liters of tomato sauce and it's almost all gone so I'm gonna plant more tomatoes this year.

>> No.19087085

>>19086766
Get a load of this fucking retard lol

>> No.19087444

>>19086775
>>19086785
>>19087051
>>19087085
Obvious samefag is obvious

>> No.19087494

>>19087444
Wrong. Lmao. I can take a screenshot to prove it, but you obviously will just squeal about editing the page.

Truely hilarious how disliked your diarrhea spewing mouth is.

>> No.19087530

>>19087494
Your samefagging is revealed by the poster count on the bottom of the page. I don't need a screenshot to know it. The fact that you're unable to vary your trademark communication style is another dead giveaway. It's funny how little self-awareness you have that you actually think there's a chance that your claim is believable. I wonder if you're schizophrenic in addition to being a midwit? You seem to believe very strongly in "shills" and think Adam Ragusea is out to get you, both of which are common traits for schizophrenics.

>> No.19087760

>>19087530
LMAO. You are so deluded it's unbelievably funny. You got FUCKED UP AND BTFO and your cope is so strong you make up fake bullshit to prove to yourself you're correct.

Guess what, big brain? There's 5 people who know the truth and are laughing at you, and one idiot making a fool of himself even more. Keep it up! We are all highly entertained by your stupidity.

>> No.19087956

>>19087530
How much are they paying you to shill this goysauce? Hopefully you're not doing this for free

>> No.19088045

>>19085003
its more of a salsa than a hot sauce.
should come in a jar and spooned out like those classy mustarts

>> No.19088913

>>19087956
I only get paid if you buy Secret Aardvark using code Ragusea20 at checkout

>> No.19089411

>>19087530
Back to your cuck shed you embarrassment

>> No.19089478

I agree with the anon that said it's over priced salsa.