food gif/webm

[Anonymous No.19058346]

Couldn't find one so here we go

[Anonymous No.19058348]

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[Anonymous No.19058356]

>>19058348
>that'll be 12.99

[Anonymous No.19058389]

these look fucking vile tf

[Anonymous No.19058390]

>>19058389
Meh I'd try it
And then become even more racist

[Anonymous No.19058469]

>>19058389
I've had similar, I mainly see it at sporting events and such where there isn't a dedicated kitchen to prepare food, a bit simpler than this usually.
In terms of quality, I would place a good mix of this on the same tier as a potluck midwestern casserole. Cheap, easy, practical, at the cost of taste and nutrition.

[Anonymous No.19058498]

>>19058346

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[Anonymous No.19058511]

>>19058506
urge to kill rising

[Anonymous No.19058515]

>>19058346
Thumbnail for OP's webm looks like Charlie Sheen can't unsee it now.

[Anonymous No.19058811]

These just look like really bad, really wet "nachos"

[Anonymous No.19058935]

>>19058346
I think this would be much improved if the amount of liquid used was reduced by about 90%

[Anonymous No.19059018]

>>19058469
wtf kind of retard potlucks do you attend? Most midwestern casserole potlucks tend to double as Thanksgiving side dishes and have a recipe as opposed to a 3rd world illiterate mix of ingredients.

[Anonymous No.19059155]

>>19059018
>auntie moop's special recipe of Brand(tm) soup plus Brand(tm) can of slop plus Brand(tm) topping plus shredded cheese is different because...

[Anonymous No.19059278]

>>19059155
sorry, I didn't know you were black

[Anonymous No.19059895]

>*dries your chicken*

[Anonymous No.19059900]

>>19058348
Why do Latinos stink? Couldn't be their food........

[Anonymous No.19059918]

[Anonymous No.19059921]

>>19059895
Pontificate the aroma

[Anonymous No.19059928]

[Anonymous No.19059936]

>>19059018
you haven't met my Aunt Myrna

[Anonymous No.19059943]

[Anonymous No.19060146]

>>19059928
why are japanese people so much better at everything than americans

[Anonymous No.19060152]

>>19059943
>that ring
isn't that the guy that before eating anything he covers it with 2 large jars of mayonnaise + tip?

[Anonymous No.19060157]

>>19060152
Its Jack

[Anonymous No.19060160]

>>19058346
>>19058348
>>19058352
what is the matter with these subhumans, why do they not keep the nachos separate so they don't become soggy as fuck after 15 seconds

[Anonymous No.19060165]

>>19060157
yup, thought so. What a legend

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[Anonymous No.19060219]

[Anonymous No.19060225]

>>19060197
>HEY
>I’M FUCKIN ASIAN
ok

[Anonymous No.19060229]

>>19060197
so are you chinese or japanese

[Anonymous No.19060232]

[Anonymous No.19060242]

>>19060219
>just getting up for breakfast at 11:30
Why do people like this exist? Just to consume food and social media before crashing into a diabetic coma for a few hours, then waking up to do it again?

[Anonymous No.19060246]

>>19060219
do americans really??!

[Anonymous No.19060254]

>>19060246
>Do Americans
>Americans
>Do they
>Is this real
>Americans
>Really do this
>Do they do this
>Americans
>Americans
>Americans

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[Anonymous No.19060267]

>>19060246
>full english
>mum
>saying chips instead of french fries
bong status confirmed

[Anonymous No.19060282]

[Anonymous No.19060287]

>>19060242
Some people don't eat breakfast first thing, they do the morning's work first.

[Anonymous No.19060289]

>>19060197
This is so incredibly pretentious it has to be satire

[Anonymous No.19060292]

>>19058498
I have that saved as Burgtex dot gif.

[Anonymous No.19060296]

>>19058348
I love how these threads always have these videos and how folks react to them. I had one of these the other day.

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[Anonymous No.19060305]

>>19060157
WTF did he just do. Is that peppe Tumeric?

[Anonymous No.19060314]

>>19060165
>One day later

I thought that fucker was baking it

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[Anonymous No.19060329]

>>19059895
this confuses the fuck outta me
why, just why? was there ever any recipe in the history of humanity that asked your to dry the meat or chicken before cooking it? what the fuck compelled this person?

[Anonymous No.19060334]

>>19060329
us mere mortals are not fit to understand the ways of ja/ck/

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[Anonymous No.19060343]

>>19059943
fuck me, I don't know what to say
I personally think that beef should be red and raw in the middle, which also includes burger patties, but there are so many other fucking things wrong that I must wonder if jack did it on purpose
why are they so watery? why are they spilling blood? how the fuck did he do it?

[Anonymous No.19060348]

>>19060343
the trick is to add more mayonnaise

[Anonymous No.19060360]

>>19058346

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[Anonymous No.19060372]

>>19060165
>watermelon: sweet and mostly water
>asparagus: bitter and fibrous
>prawns and boiled octopus: salty and chewy
>boiled and made into gelatin
>all of those ingredients are insipid as fuck and have little flavor
>served cold
I have no fucking clue what the fuck gave him the idea that it was acceptable, I seriously don't

[Anonymous No.19060377]

>>19060289
As far as I remember it was just some content farm pumping out bland cultural comparison videos like "what people eat for breakfast in different countries" and they just framed that one in a way that it generates guaranteed seething. It doesn't even make sense unless the supposed "me" character is some sort of pan-asian akira blob.

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[Anonymous No.19060390]

>>19060197
I fucking love how unaware they are of how fucking racist they are being for taking the entirety of one continent into the same bag, twice. Basically "ME represents all of asia, I'm japanese, vietnamese, indian and everything all at once whereas YOU are only american because waitpeepo amr?"
Reminds me of that filipino faggot doing cringe ass webcomics
>>19060289
>buzzfeed
they unironically think they are being parangons of culture and scholars with that shit

[Anonymous No.19060392]

https://web.archive.org/web/20221016193134/https://medium.com/@secreteyeseverywhere/waitress-puts-customers-hot-dog-in-her-vagina-before-serving-it-to-them-10ebbcf01301

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[Anonymous No.19060396]

>>19060392
lmao

[Anonymous No.19060398]

>>19060394
>this heart is trying to pump blood into a body that it has been mercilessly separated from
>i better film it instead of putting it back

[Anonymous No.19060403]

>>19060298
>I have 5
>puts 4
>doesn't stir it
?

[Anonymous No.19060405]

[Anonymous No.19060410]

>>19060287
You mean to imply that greasebeast is working and not sleeping the morning away? Come on, anon.

[Anonymous No.19060415]

>>19060302
point: Cooking kills any possible bacteria and the people living there probably have strong antibodies, so I doubt they would catch anything from eating that pagpag
Gotta say I also envy how tasty it looks in the end, but I suppose the original dish should just be done with normal fucking meat

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[Anonymous No.19060418]

>>19060360
10/10 presentation on the grocery store sushi, would eat

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[Anonymous No.19060435]

>>19060398
>putting it back
yeah that's right I forgot if you cut a heart out you can just stick it back on like a lego

[Anonymous No.19060438]

>>19060219
Fat fuck, disgusting piece of shit

[Anonymous No.19060439]

>>19058346
I yelled NO when the calamato juice came out

[Anonymous No.19060443]

>>19060348
this webm keeps being reposted because that guy is undoubtfully a fucking pig and gross, but to give credit a sauce of tomato and parmiggiano must taste fucking delicious, makes me consider applying that idea to an actual real recipe, would be really good to put onto escalope a la milanesa, for example

[Anonymous No.19060452]

>>19060197
Kek I’m mad but this format will never not be chad af

[Anonymous No.19060453]

>>19060398
>he said this fucking dumbshit
>on the coocking board
what the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.19060458]

>>19060197
>Home cooked
>Deep fried shit
I'm impressed

[Anonymous No.19060460]

>>19060417
its always so interesting to see squids and similar cephalopods changing color so suddendly when they die

[Anonymous No.19060463]

>>19060213
Ask me how I know these girls have roasties

[Anonymous No.19060471]

>>19060452
>passive agressive racist shit talk cherrypicked to make fun of whypeepoo
>chad af

[Anonymous No.19060475]

>>19060463
how

[Anonymous No.19060476]

>>19060443
I think he's a based autist, he found a specific thing he likes and he doesn't give a fuck if other people think he's weird. On the version with sound he also sounds super friendly too, I think he's canadian but he could also be from Wisconsin or somewhere around there too. I would be his friend and go to Italian restaurants with him so other people could stare at us

but yeah that sauce actually does look really good, as long as it's used as a sauce and not just eaten by itself with like 7 spaghetti noddles

[Anonymous No.19060487]

>>19060476
yeah, he has that trustworthy innkeeper smile that shows he legitimately enjoys it and it isn't just pure gluttony. Again, its not particularly what he is eating what is disgusting, is just how appaling his lack of table manners are, but if he's a based autist as you say there's little point in insulting him when it comes to actual /ck/ stuff

[Anonymous No.19060493]

>>19060392
What did she hope to achieve?

[Anonymous No.19060511]

>>19060493
>customer states "it has some wang on it" and calls for the manager
>manager comes over and tastes it
>dishwasher then comes over and also tastes it
it had some wang on it/10

[Anonymous No.19060538]

>>19058346
Wow... Unskilled labor is a capitalist myth...

[Anonymous No.19060562]

>>19060475
They are women

[Anonymous No.19060594]

>>19060562
so just by being women they automatically have roasties?
wait, what about innies?

[Anonymous No.19060599]

>>19060594
it's a tradeoff, the ones with innies have roasties on their buttholes

[Anonymous No.19060607]

>>19060599
aren't there 100% virgins who haven't taken it up the ass or pussy?
you know, lolis?

[Anonymous No.19060632]

>>19060219
>takes bite
>nods

[Anonymous No.19060707]

>>19060460
It's a cool demonstration that they have direct muscular control over it. The pigment is contained in tiny elastic pockets surrounded by a ring of muscles that pull it out wide to display that colour.

[Anonymous No.19060717]

>>19060632
>god damnit that fat fuck is back for the 7th time today
>he keeps looking at his food and nodding like a retard
>shit now he's calling me back to his table again
>I swear he better not say that one thing again
>hopefully he just needs two more sticks of butter or something
>"pardon me, ma'am"
>god damnit he's going to say it isn't he
>"this meal has pleased me greatly, pay my compliments to the chef"
>"... of course sir, anything else?"
>"one hot dog to go, please"
mfw

[Anonymous No.19060736]

>>19060380
kek

[Anonymous No.19060750]

>>19060282
I wonder what her relationship with her father is like

[Anonymous No.19060769]

[Anonymous No.19060774]

>>19059943
What if Jack is not this retarded and is the Andy Kaufman of the youtube food world?

[Anonymous No.19060776]

[Anonymous No.19060790]

>>19060213
At least 3 of them are trannies.

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[Anonymous No.19060826]

>>19060197
now lets compare penis chang

[Anonymous No.19060830]

>>19060717
Id eat that

[Anonymous No.19060831]

>>19060246
I got bad news buddy, that's a brit in that vid lmao.

[Anonymous No.19060849]

>>19058506
bro really think he cooking crawfish or sum XDD

[Anonymous No.19060850]

>>19060769
>>19060776
>>19060791
>>19060797
Question for people that have worked in food factories, how clean was it, and do they clean the lines after so many hours of running?

[Anonymous No.19060855]

>>19060791
I need one of these going directly into my mouth

[Anonymous No.19060861]

>>19060380
topkek goodbye horses started playing in my head when i saw the title.

[Anonymous No.19060862]

>>19060850
food factories may be the cleanest fucking places on Earth. I wouldn't have any issue licking the floor because of how impeccable everything is
of course, assuming first world country factory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVG4M4n6AtY

[Anonymous No.19060868]

>>19060398
i like the joke Anon.

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[Anonymous No.19060884]

[Anonymous No.19060915]

>>19060884
you know, I usually really appreciate food factories and industrial production of things like cookies and anything really, but for some reason meat like this feels wrong to me, it just looks way more gross and less edible even though I know its completely irrational

[Anonymous No.19060921]

>>19058346
What in the tiktok goyslop bastardry is this
What was he even trying to achieve?

[Anonymous No.19060960]

>>19060921
its the contrarian response
Americans don't know how to cook, (normalfags I should have added, I'm pretty sure there are american anons here perfectly able to properly cook), the cuisine of the white americans is inspired by british food that is just plain as fuck as it has barely any ingredients and flavor
so fucking subhuman chicanos try to cook, forgetting that they are still americans and thus they can't cook for shit, however, in their case, their deep fried mutt brains cannot process well and think "uuuuh, white people cook bad because plain and boring... I KNOW! I'LL THROW EVERYTHING! MORE INGREDIENTS=MORE FLAVORS=BETTER COOK!" and thus they dump entire kitchens worth of ingredients to make something that tastes like fucking garbage or has so many things that it kills their tastebuds by making them unable to tell ingredients apart
My proof is that how, upon making such a fucking mess they'll usually talk shit about other americans in the vein of "White people can't cook xDDD" while making those abortions that aren't even cooking because its all just throwing together 20 different pre-bought ingredients without heating them, not even putting them into the oven.
if I was less cynical i would say it could also be a ruse to justify charging 13$ for that shit, by wasting so many ingredients unnecesarily

[Anonymous No.19060969]

>>19060884
>Homemade look and feel of end product

[Anonymous No.19060980]

>>19058346
i'd eat it, but I would have to use both my hands to scoop up enough flavor, and even then I don't think my mouth would be big enough

[Anonymous No.19060986]

>>19058346
this is fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.19060987]

>>19058346
delicious and nutritious chip soup

[Anonymous No.19061016]

>>19060750
he believes in utopia probably

[Anonymous No.19061025]

>>19060392
Where can I get this service for free?

[Anonymous No.19061041]

>>19061025
>for free?
Ask your gf, maybe your wife on a good day.

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[Anonymous No.19061067]

>>19058348
What exactly are they eating
are those fruits?

[Anonymous No.19061090]

>>19060197
what is it about america that makes ethnic people want to do shit like this
like, nigga, Asia is bigger than the entire NA, what kind of mystery grab bag culture are you trying to ape here

[Anonymous No.19061097]

[Anonymous No.19061099]

>>19061067
I've never had this but it looks like chips covered in pickled onions, cucumber, beans, candy peanuts, and I think the yellow stuff is mango, no idea what the sauces at the end are

[Anonymous No.19061104]

>>19059895
I miss those times when his both hands were functional

[Anonymous No.19061126]

>>19059895
>sticking the entire blower nostril into the chicken

[Anonymous No.19061166]

>>19060392
Wish the customer was me

[Anonymous No.19061172]

>>19059928
NGL, nip wrestling looks pretty damn gay.

[Anonymous No.19061177]

>>19060403
And it’s not even Pepsi, it’s Coke.

[Anonymous No.19061196]

>>19058348
>Latinos don't do basic snacks
mexicans will literally eat tortilla by itself if they're hungry, fuck off

[Anonymous No.19061199]

>>19061196
and it's fucking delicious nigga

[Anonymous No.19061208]

>>19060850
They spend much more time cleaning than actual production runs.

[Anonymous No.19061225]

>>19061196
Tortilla and butter is a meal

[Anonymous No.19061236]

>>19060320
>that fucking thumb
Every time.

[Anonymous No.19061271]

Oh boy I sure do love seeing the food cart girl, jack webms, random rage bait webms and some stupid feitsh shit for the 500th time. Why celebrate food when you can just regurgitate content like redditors? Have some epic updoots you made me rage bro lol kek xd

Great thread as always /b/

[Anonymous No.19061288]

>>19061099
It's not pickled onions they're actually pickled pork rinds. The beans are tamarind candy. Overall some weird ass combinations.

[Anonymous No.19061292]

>>19060750
probably very good considering how comfortable she is around men

[Anonymous No.19061297]

>>19060267
Belissimo.

[Anonymous No.19061310]

>>19061271

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[Anonymous No.19061336]

>>19061310
Gottem

[Anonymous No.19061342]

>>19061328

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>>19061342

[Anonymous No.19061348]

>>19061336
Why has this video captivated everyone so much?

[Anonymous No.19061350]

>>19061328
I can't understand why people go crazy for this stuff, you would never find it on my plate.

[Anonymous No.19061351]

>>19061347

[Anonymous No.19061359]

>>19061350
The sweetness cuts through how dense / savory most other Thanksgiving food is

[Anonymous No.19061365]

>>19061350
I hate it, worst thanksgiving food

[Anonymous No.19061374]

>>19061351
Why does the dog walk like that?

[Anonymous No.19061384]

>>19061374
probably just came back from the vet, or it's retarded

[Anonymous No.19061387]

>>19061359
Just wait for dessert

[Anonymous No.19061393]

/ck/

Can I eat some mold? Just a little won't hurt, right?

[Anonymous No.19061394]

>>19058346
>>19058348
The amount of food that's wasted for social media is offensive, and you never hear faggot ass climate activists crying about it when they're out ruining other people's lives

[Anonymous No.19061396]

>>19061393
There are few things you can't eat, a little mold is fine if you can stomach it.

[Anonymous No.19061403]

>>19061374

It's a Labrador. They're great dogs but dumbasses when they're young and it's spazzing out for food so much, it's slipping all over the linoleum kitchen floor and freaking out the other dog.

[Anonymous No.19061409]

>>19061351

[Anonymous No.19061416]

>>19061396
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.19061419]

>>19061409

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>>19061419

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>>19061427

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>>19061432

[Anonymous No.19061451]

>>19061419
Does he hate the cabbage? Or does he yearn for the cabbage?

[Anonymous No.19061455]

>>19060403
You can tell it doesn't even drink any.

[Anonymous No.19061457]

>>19061432
lol

[Anonymous No.19061458]

>>19061451
https://youtu.be/UbjLtXKEE-I

[Anonymous No.19061466]

>>19061394
Yeah I'm sure that would finally change your mind.

[Anonymous No.19061471]

>>19061439

[Anonymous No.19061475]

>>19061458
Why did they remove him from his cabbage :(

[Anonymous No.19061483]

>>19061374
maybe his butt hurts

[Anonymous No.19061492]

>>19061483
why does her butt hurt?

[Anonymous No.19061495]

>>19061492

[Anonymous No.19061507]

>>19061458
imagine the dog farts

[Anonymous No.19061516]

>>19060305
He had an eye infection and refused to see a doctor so he put cayenne pepper in his eye

[Anonymous No.19061543]

>>19061516
did it work

[Anonymous No.19061544]

>>19060282
>what do you mean you got pinkeye from your beer

[Anonymous No.19061548]

>>19061544
I got you bro >>19060157

[Anonymous No.19061549]

>>19060282
How do I hire her

[Anonymous No.19061629]

>>19061374
He ate the Cerebral Palsy pancakes

[Anonymous No.19061635]

>>19060884
>vulnerable meat mass
my nickname in high school

[Anonymous No.19061708]

>>19059155
>a bag of chips with condiments poured onto it is a casserole

[Anonymous No.19061710]

>>19060850
It's taken extremely seriously and you legitimately would be hard pressed to find a spec of dirt anywhere in the plant, the thing is everything is designed to be cleaned and the floors have drain trenches so we can just hose everything down between shift changes, bleach and disinfectants are applied daily, everyone is wearing two layers of gloves, aprons, nylon sleeves, it's pretty rigorous. It doesn't matter if you're the boss the entire region you at least wear a hair net if you're going out on the floor. I've worked in several different plants doing a few different types of food and they're all like this. People I know have asked the same question, if I'd not want to eat whatever food after seeing how it's made and I've never felt like that, the opposite is true where it's more a little depressing to see what gets wasted out of an abundance of caution.

[Anonymous No.19061716]

>>19061104
Yeah, it's not really fun anymore

[Anonymous No.19061817]

[Anonymous No.19061831]

>>19060229
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.19061835]

>>19061831
good bird. gooood bird.

[Anonymous No.19061842]

>>19061817
wouldn't cooking in that rubber material be the equivalent of drinking like 7000 bottles of water at once, in terms of microplastics?

[Anonymous No.19061847]

>>19061842
No. It's also not a rubber.

[Anonymous No.19061855]

>>19061439
DAS RACIST

[Anonymous No.19061870]

[Anonymous No.19061874]

>>19061870

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[Anonymous No.19061908]

>>19061870
what the fuck is that

[Anonymous No.19061912]

>>19061908
chinese street popcorn

[Anonymous No.19061915]

>>19061912
why would they cook it with so much pressure it explodes? seems very unnecessary and dangerous just to make popcorn, is it so the spectacle attracts tourists or something?

[Anonymous No.19062114]

>>19059928
>Average_MUGEN_match.webm

[Anonymous No.19062167]

>>19061831
I always wonder, wouldn't the rat scratching and biting inside of it freaking out harm its insides

[Anonymous No.19062175]

>>19061874
lol, is he OK?

[Anonymous No.19062178]

>>19062167
The rat was forced into the stomach, which stretched over its entire body. Imagine having a giant rubber tube stretched over your body, compressing you from all sides. You are unable to move at all. Before you can even cope and seethe, you die of suffocation.

[Anonymous No.19062184]

>>19062167
rat looks like it is either dead or severely fucked up already, the back legs are completely limp. If the bird just swooped down and grabbed it that fucker would be kicking like crazy on the way in

[Anonymous No.19062187]

Anyone has the Jack knife skills webm?

[Anonymous No.19062211]

>>19060157
requesting jack corndog oil, you know the one. I need it, it just kills me

[Anonymous No.19062235]

>>19060471
shee jinping actually looks like he's held a spatula to cook for himself plenty of times before, kinda surprised ngl

[Anonymous No.19062301]

>>19058348
>pineapple
>melon chunks
>mango chunks
>raw onion
>vinegar
>raw beans
>chicken nuggets
>korean spicy sauce
the fuck are these cunts smoking?

[Anonymous No.19062335]

>>19062235
he grew up poor as fuck

[Anonymous No.19062342]

>>19062301
meth nigga get on it or get the fuck out

[Anonymous No.19062352]

>>19059155
>let me tell you how a thing you have first hand knowledge of is negated by my exposure to social media meme images
many such cases

[Anonymous No.19062365]

>>19060193
Idk why but I kept wanting this to explode and spray them all.

[Anonymous No.19062378]

>>19060398
If you're able to perform a heart transplant on a frog that's pretty impressive anon

[Anonymous No.19062391]

>>19060342
I'm so fat this looks delicious to me.

[Anonymous No.19062392]

>>19061908
Chinese cannonade

[Anonymous No.19062397]

>>19060360
I don't even like feet and something about this whole weird ass picture appeals to me. Would eat.

[Anonymous No.19062412]

>>19061067
Chamoy and tamarind shit sauces. Lime juice too. Idk if those are onions or the disgusting shivered pickled pork they eat.

[Anonymous No.19062415]

>>19060960
>webm of mexican person making trash
>couldn't even make it 5 words in without saying 'americans'

[Anonymous No.19062419]

>>19061419
Why do I feel like this is japan?

[Anonymous No.19062422]

>>19061451
both...

[Anonymous No.19062426]

>>19060334
This whore should be stoned for wasting all that beer

[Anonymous No.19062429]

>>19061842
I hope you realize saying "plastic" as a catch-all is equally retarded as saying "metal" as if there's only one kind used in all applications.

[Anonymous No.19062430]

>>19061915
Somebody post the handheld home version for him plz.

[Anonymous No.19062432]

>>19062167
Pretty sure it ded. Probably poisoned. Dumb seagull gonna be poisoned too probably.

[Anonymous No.19062435]

>>19062301
So many of these guesses were wrong. Lol.

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>>19061915
Chinese have a deep cultural tradition of living with the fear of sudden death. Not turning any mundane task into a potential industrial accident is like asking a black to not abandon his children

[Anonymous No.19062456]

>>19060242
yea

[Anonymous No.19062469]

>>19060327
fucking lol everyone skipped this one

[Anonymous No.19062484]

>>19062432
>Dumb seagull gonna be poisoned too probably.
Probably not, actually. Typical rat poison is made to only kill rats and not other animals that prey upon rats. This was a concern I had when dealing with a rat issue at a manufacturing facility I managed that had 2 nesting bald eagles nearby. The poison is predator-safe.

[Anonymous No.19062507]

>>19058498
Is this real??

[Anonymous No.19062511]

>>19058515
how does it feel being fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.19062571]

>>19059928
topkek wtf is this?
buttfucking ronald mcdonald

[Anonymous No.19062582]

>>19060282
hey babe. "hold my beer"

[Anonymous No.19062598]

>>19059928
Fuck yeah! Ronnie wins! Whose gay now you gay fags!

[Anonymous No.19062688]

>>19062484
>seagull won't die
fucking shit

[Anonymous No.19062699]

>>19061878
>marinated meat
>avocado, onion
>cheese
>freshn tomato
perfect burrito imo

[Anonymous No.19062704]

>>19062415
its true tho
he's also not mexican, he's a chicano shitter. Racially the same, culturally an american and with the same culinary skill

[Anonymous No.19062717]

>>19058348
my favorite part is the short close up slow motion where he cuts the bag open, like they are going to prepare some gourmet shit lmao

[Anonymous No.19062733]

>>19062211
Here you go f.am

[Anonymous No.19062739]

>>19060334
Why does this video even exist. It's not funny.

[Anonymous No.19062741]

>>19060463
ask me how i know you never touched a breast

[Anonymous No.19062750]

>>19060850
Why don't ice creams have plastics tamper covers?

[Anonymous No.19062755]

>>19058346
Just like momma used to make.

[Anonymous No.19062756]

>>19060282
>stays single and childless

[Anonymous No.19062772]

>>19060255
>MESSRS.
tf that mean bruh?

[Anonymous No.19062812]

>>19061915
You may leave the battlefield, but the war never leaves you.

[Anonymous No.19062868]

>>19060370
Hang on, there's two webms of him doing the exact same thing?

[Anonymous No.19062875]

>>19060232

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>>19060197
lmao who the fuck drinks yoplait with a spoon ??? This has got to be some brain dead chinese expat that's been given a buzzfeed job or some shit.

[Anonymous No.19062941]

>>19062733
I apreciate this webm so much because when I tried making corndogs I remembered it and I knew to use a big bowl for the batter and not a tube to avoid that mess

[Anonymous No.19062953]

>>19062941
He also has an annoying habit of dropping things into lukewarm oil. He's also afraid of burning himself so he always drops things which makes the oil more likely to splash him.

[Anonymous No.19062969]

>>19062953
for me he is one of the best examples in the world of how being self taught just doesn't work with cooking. For me it has been cemented as one of those things that you really need to be told by someone, because its impossible to know otherwise that the result you accomplished is good due to the development of bad taste

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>>19062877
its buzzfeed, so its much worse. Its americans trying really hard to pretend like they aren't americans by being racist as fuck and shitting on white people of "you all white people are the same and bland as fuck" and at the same time doing the eternal american racist shit of "all asians are the same because I'm putting 20 different countries and cultures in the same bag". The hypocrisy and irony is fucking amazing, and here's coming from someone who would be called legitimately racist, I hate silly memes but basically pic related compared to the faggots at buzzfeed who are uncultured retards and casually racists instead of pro racists like us

[Anonymous No.19062988]

>>19062969
He isn't even self taught. He hasn't learned a single thing.
He is just like someone who is trying cooking for the first time, regardless of how long he has been doing it.

[Anonymous No.19062995]

>>19062988
yeah, that's exactly what I said, cooking cannot be self taught. He repeatedly says "I'm not following any recipe" in his biggest fucking messes and I don't understand why the fuck.
I can't conceive any reason not to follow a recipe for things you've never done before, its way fucking easier and allows you to learn techniques to later apply to other recipes and maybe eventually develop your own, also if the result is unsatisfactory you can easily know what you did wrong or, worst case scenario, learn that it wasn't a good recipe to begin with so you can try another next time

[Anonymous No.19063003]

>>19062988
Who is this homeless loser? He better be no older than 25. No one gets through life this stupid for any amount of time.

[Anonymous No.19063007]

>>19062995
Cooking can be self taught, if you learn from what you observe as you cook and the mistakes you make. He hasn't. Likely never will.
Sure you're not likely to beat existing recipes with your self-taught cooking, but you can definitely cook passable food even without anyone teaching you.

[Anonymous No.19063008]

>>19063003
wait, you don't know anything about jack?
holy shit, what a newfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDiCWmnBq-M
no need to watch that entire video, of course, but please do some research yourself

[Anonymous No.19063014]

>>19063007
>if you learn from what you observe as you cook and the mistakes you make.
Not convinced, you really need to compare your results with what other people have made or other's intructions because you could be eating burnt, undercooked, insipid or other badly made shit and never know it on account of never having developed a proper palate, which can even happen across several generations.
Cuisine is the culmination of a culture across centuries and even milenia, I find it arrogant and naive to think you can jumpstart all the way to our moderm standars and techniques and learn it all on your own
>cook passable food
that's what I mean, self taught people will cook really fucking bad meals and they will never know that they are making shit because they'll eat it themselves and think "yeah, this is fine and passable" on account of never having seen and tasted the proper recipe and method, Jack once again is the best example, the reason he never improved is because of what you say: he finds it passable and there's nobody to tell him otherwise. Reading critique on youtube comments doesn't count at all, the point is his philosophy of trying to be self taught to the end, if you accept critique you learn from others and thus you aren't self taught anymore

[Anonymous No.19063022]

>>19063014
Who is this person who has lived in a bubble without food until they started cooking for themselves? Of course they have food they can compare to, be it fast food or someone else cooking for them

[Anonymous No.19063030]

>>19063022
who is this person?
You really gotta ask?
Jack

Jokes aside
>be it fast food or someone else cooking for them
Jack's mother must have cooked like fucking shit too or even worse than Jack because who the fuck else would have instilled such bad taste. Fast food and restaurant food isn't teaching, they just give you the food as is and Jack is left wondering "hey, how the fuck is this made? I'm just going to make it myself without consulting anything" and when it comes out tasting different he, again, just says "its passable and acceptable"

[Anonymous No.19063035]

>>19062352
If you don't think there's a bunch of lazy cunt people in America who combine slop in cans and think it's cooking, you are not American. Or you live in a rich enclave gated community.

[Anonymous No.19063053]

>>19063030
I think he might just be genuinely retarded. There is no way to be that shit at cooking at his age. If he didn't seem so genuinely stupid I'd think it was just for ragebait.

[Anonymous No.19063085]

>>19063053
agree
only someone so fucking retarded would keep fucking up and doing shit food and never ever consider "hmmm, should I follow a recipe for something I've never done before?" on top of just lacking common sense

[Anonymous No.19063100]

>>19063035
>rich enclave gated community.
in my experience those also really fall into the trash of putting a lot of canned shit together and calling it cooking
My mother cooks a lot, and I follow her footsteps, so she has a huge collection of physical cooking and recipe books. She once got a book of american recipes and upon inspecting it it was absolutely fucking unusable because 90% of the recipes were "Put all the ingredients together and done", sometimes putting them in the oven or boiling them, but not always, and, as you can imagine, the ingredients were things like "a can of tomato soup", "powdered onion soup", "pre cooked hot dog sausages", "a can of beans" and so on

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>>19062378
>sea bream
>frog
Anon, are you okay?

[Anonymous No.19063322]

>>19060197
pasketti and meatballs owns shitty chow mein every day of the week wtf

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>>19063322
so can chicken noodle soup beat pho, since they are literally the same fucking idea and it only comes down to chef skill and preference. But you know that buzzfeed are mentally fucking ill faggots filled with jews hating on stuff made by white people

[Anonymous No.19063379]

>>19063348
I hate cous cous so fucking much
Every time I've eaten it my only though was "I wish this fucking shit had less ingredients that I could enjoy and taste instead of this incomprehensible mess of textures
People try to say its like Cocido madrileño, the abvsolute nerve. Well fuck you sandniggers

[Anonymous No.19063415]

>>19061348
her zoomer energy inspired love-at-first-sight in a lot of loner virgins on this site. This sort of false love is heavily romanticized in modern media

[Anonymous No.19063436]

>>19063415
so pray do tell what real love is

[Anonymous No.19063444]

>>19063436
when she cooks cleans and eats ass

[Anonymous No.19063451]

>>19063379
Wat? Couscous is just a side.

[Anonymous No.19063452]

Webm thread, no surly king of the egg fort? you've changed /ck/ you've changed

[Anonymous No.19063455]

>>19063379
How many ingredients does one put in your cous cous? That one doesn't look like much.. I've never had a cousin cousin with lots of shit. Just some herbs or onion or garlic maybe. Idk. Tasty sand tho.

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[Anonymous No.19063465]

>>19063348
Everything but the chicken in this video looks amazing. He even manages to rock the mustache without looking like a hipster queer

[Anonymous No.19063468]

>>19063444
I don't want my ass eaten tho

>>19063451
nope, couscous is the ingredient but more commonly its an entire dish that includes not only the disgusting semola but all the meat, vegetables and dozen of fucking ingredients too that makes it imo a fucking mess

>>19063455
depends on the region, as its like an equivalent of "stew", but again when you say "only herbs and onion" you are thinking that only the semola is the couscous when actually its shit like >>19063348, that entire plate IS whats called couscous as a dish(although, really fucking exaggerated)

[Anonymous No.19063469]

>>19062484
Oh neat. Thats cool. I just hear horror stories about dogs and other critters eating poisoned things and poisoning themselves. Probably just old non friendly poisons from back when or something.

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[Anonymous No.19063479]

>>19063465
I like his sigma energy and how he throws the utensils away like they disgust him, sometimes even getting the handles in the food. I also like how he sticks his moustache in the food, giving it the final, secret ingredient

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>>19063474
why do they all wash their hands in their food before eating

[Anonymous No.19063483]

>>19063474
dat nigga feeding people power bait

[Anonymous No.19063484]

although this one >>19063468 looks nice, with the vegetables cooked to a nice dente and it doesn't seem to have been soaked in sauice
morroccan example of couscous, which is the one I tried. I didn't like it at all, it all tastes too similar but with clashing textures that make it gross. The sandy semola is the biggest offender, but the vegetables being too soft and the meat chewy didn't help, specially when its all drowning in the same watery sauce that

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[Anonymous No.19063526]

>>19063510
Yeah, but you know he gets tipped at least 25% so he can afford his $3,000 rent and his cocaine habit.

[Anonymous No.19063529]

>>19063526
25% gratuity (included in the bill) + tip*

[Anonymous No.19063533]

>>19063526
>>19063529
the fuck are you on

[Anonymous No.19063537]

I never tip when there is a mandatory 25% gratuity.

[Anonymous No.19063548]

>>19063537
how fucking dare you

[Anonymous No.19063555]

>>19063537
I never tip, ever
the only thing I do is give a coin or two as a "thanks lad" if the service was good. The waiters never mind because there are laws that make their employees to actually pay them instead of forcing the clients to do money laundering

[Anonymous No.19063564]

>>19063548
>how fucking dare you
Your image looks better as a gif

[Anonymous No.19063581]

>>19063564
saved, thanks. I've recently started changing the end of my song files so they say 'flac' instead of 'mp3' to help with long-term storage decay, I'm assuming this is a similar feature

[Anonymous No.19063601]

>>19063581
Actually, I just like using the indexing feature on gif/png files because it partially eliminates obvious jpeg compression artifacts. After a certain point, you just aren't going to get that detail back, so why not make it look at good as possible, right?

[Anonymous No.19063615]

>>19063581
Not how that works anon. changing the name doesn't change the file format, you have to convert it for that. Long-term storage decay is a meme anyway, mp3's don't just magically deteriorate in quality.

[Anonymous No.19063620]

>>19060197
>Tomato soup and bread
It's grilled cheese you gook

[Anonymous No.19063625]

>>19063155
>>19063163
These are neat

[Anonymous No.19063636]

>>19063452
There are only so many times I can watch him make the sandwich

[Anonymous No.19063639]

>>19063615
I did convert it. I changed the bit after the dot, not the name.

[Anonymous No.19063648]

>>19060320
not sure if cerebral palsy or just completely fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.19063655]

>>19060394
the heart still beats

[Anonymous No.19063677]

>>19060850
I hate niggers so fucking much, you have no idea.
I'd also never buy that brand if they ever started being sold here because they remind me of nigger spit. What the hell is with niggers licking blue bell ice cream and putting it back?

[Anonymous No.19063705]

>>19063639
that's not converting it, only changing the extension. the files contents would be exactly the same. converting it to another format means that the contents of the file would change to fit the format.
In the case of renaming a files extension from .mp3 to .flac, the file itself will remain a .mp3 file, but it's extension will be a .flac

[Anonymous No.19063708]

>>19060850
>>19063677
imagine being such a worthless piece of shit that as a 26 year old man you get sent to jail for 30 days because you followed the retarded tiktok trend of some underage girl, then once released you get sent to jail for another 6 months because you didn't show up to your probation meetings, then also somehow get a domestic violence charge during the time when you're weren't showing up for your probation meetings

https://www.12newsnow.com/article/news/local/port-arthur-ice-cream-licker-to-serve-180-days-in-jail/502-6dd3797c-2ccf-4458-a995-d6feea94434d

[Anonymous No.19063730]

>>19060282
**sniffs the glass then licks it**
give her a 20 dollar tip and ask her to wipe her ass with a 5 and give it too me to shove down my pants.

[Anonymous No.19063732]

>>19063708
there's so much fucked up imbecility accumulated there to process. Even if he was inmensively retarded and pathetic I find it beyond fucked up and way more worrying how disproportionate and unfair his treatment was

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[Anonymous No.19063757]

>>19063732
>unfair
30 days in jail for deliberate food tampering is lenient imo. Everything else that happened was 100% avoidable, nobody made him blow off his probation meetings when he knew he had a 180 day suspended sentence over his head, and nobody made him beat the shit out of his gf
Enablers like you are even worse than pieces of shit like him

[Anonymous No.19063832]

>>19063757
oh wait, wait, I completely misunderstood everything because retardation induced speedreading and ESL magic

I though that he got 180 dails in jail for licking the ice cream, which sounds fucking excessive but okay, and then I though was on probation for a different crime and he couldn't go to that because he was completely unable for being physically in jail

yeah no, gomen, fucking stupid, he deserves more

[Anonymous No.19063846]

>>19060342
Do Bongs really?

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>>19060348
this nigga is 26

[Anonymous No.19063887]

>>19063705
Maybe it depends on the computer. It asks me if I'm sure I want to do it first and then afterwards the file is different. I've done nearly half of my music library so far.

[Anonymous No.19063892]

>>19061842
Do you not know what silicone is? Are you Amish or something?

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>>19061870
>>19061874
>Yeah sure I'll take some popcorn, should be a nice snack while walking around.
>....
>Hey, is that the LiveLeak log-

[Anonymous No.19063918]

>>19063474
>man made horrors beyond our comprehension

[Anonymous No.19063936]

>>19060435
jej

[Anonymous No.19063953]

>>19063887
Does not depend on the computer.
You are demonstrably clueless about file use and properties. Continue wasting your time if you like, but know that that is what you are doing. You are not accomplishing what you believe you are, and you're doing it for no reason.

[Anonymous No.19063969]

post more webm
make more webm
cook more content
bake more gifs
all the funny shit in cooking happened years ago

[Anonymous No.19064075]

>>19062733
it's just
JUST
like I just can't believe this wasn't a comedy bit
>right into the cold oil

[Anonymous No.19064147]

>>19063953
I've ripped thousands of albums over the years, I think it's worthwhile making sure those files stay safe even if it takes a few weekends of converting them.

[Anonymous No.19064172]

>>19064147
Stay safe from what?

[Anonymous No.19064177]

>>19063581
Please be a troll.

[Anonymous No.19064215]

>>19061328
one year my wife went through all the trouble of making cranberries sauce from scratch. it tasted exactly the same as the canned stuff.

[Anonymous No.19064221]

>>19064172
Data loss from wear and tear, I like to listen to my music pretty much constantly and flac is a more modern lossless file type.

[Anonymous No.19064317]

>>19060707
Notice how white people put the poor animal out of its misery?

[Anonymous No.19064321]

>>19061455
I'm sure it thinks the slurry at the bottom is the best part

[Anonymous No.19064393]

>>19058348
this is literally disgusting chicano/tekuache food, bring that shit to actual LATAM and you'll weird everyone out.

[Anonymous No.19064394]

>>19061915
That's how perfectly round popcorn is made, high pressure then quick release so it expands evenly
Also, that shit happens because the government doesn't care about the people enough to ban such devices, and good luck enforcing that on such a big and corrupt country

[Anonymous No.19064403]

>>19063053
Leave

[Anonymous No.19064419]

>>19063053
>>19063085
if I ever hear you badmouthing ja/ck/ again I will find you and cut your skin off and wear it as a traditional celtic battle dress you faggot

[Anonymous No.19064429]

>>19060146
Mexican wrestling is better than Japanese

[Anonymous No.19064451]

>>19063348
What is that white fluffy creamy lookin stuff

[Anonymous No.19064458]

>>19063482
To season the fingers you'll be putting in your mouth

[Anonymous No.19064465]

>>19064429
Okay but that doesn't seem relevant

[Anonymous No.19064469]

>>19064419
>>19064403
what do you like about jack so much that you reply like this?

[Anonymous No.19064471]

>>19064394
>the government doesn't care about the people enough to ban such devices
Yeah, you'd have to be insane and corrupt to give civilians the freedom to use devices that produce explosive pressure and potentially lethal projectiles.

[Anonymous No.19064482]

>>19064469
unironically this

[Anonymous No.19064487]

>>19064394
>ban such devices
I was asking why they're used in the first place, if they want to blow themselves up for the sake of round popcorn though I'm fine with that

[Anonymous No.19064498]

>>19058348
This is good because it enables my fetish of cute Latina girls progressing from super thin to curvy bbw goblina goddesses between ages 18 and 23. It happens without fail every time and I'm all for it

[Anonymous No.19064519]

>>19061328

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>>19063887
I'm guessing you're using windows. It asks you that because some programs are are reliant on knowing the extension. Audio software however doesn't care about the extension. It reads the file you give it and from there decides how it should be played based on the format of the file. Other software can be picky about extensions because they only accept a specific format.
But it seems you've made your mind up, i won't deter you from your boomer ways. But keep it in mind if something fucks up.

[Anonymous No.19064632]

>>19060348
>>19060370
>he did it at least 2 times
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.19064654]

>>19059018
>as opposed to a 3rd world illiterate mix of ingredients.
I am essentially referring to something like >>19059155 , the third-world has no meaning here.
I dunno why everyone is getting is mad on whether it it COULD be the case, rather than the implications of it being the case.

[Anonymous No.19064736]

>>19064611
Ah you're too kind, I was just fucking with the other anon while I made dinner. I guess a confidently incorrect boomer is too plausible a character.

[Anonymous No.19064753]

>>19064469
>>19064482
when jack was born an angel lost their wings

[Anonymous No.19064872]

>>19063748
Consistency looks all wrong and watery when it's coming out of the machine but it seems alright in the other cup
Is that because of cooling down or do they add gelatin?
Kinda odd how mashed potatoes still remain mysterious to me

[Anonymous No.19064892]

>>19064872
most likely the machine is out of powder or paste or whatever the fuck it uses so it's only adding the water

>t. used to work at 7/11 and although we didn't have a mashed potato machine the french coffee machine would do exactly this

[Anonymous No.19064991]

>>19063474
That's a giant turd

[Anonymous No.19065015]

>>19064753
because whoever was designated as his guardian angel instead decided to fucking quit

[Anonymous No.19065030]

>>19062419
probably because of the paper door in the background, the wooden furniture and the table that is too low even for a midget

[Anonymous No.19065037]

>>19065015
guardian angels don't guard other angels doofus

[Anonymous No.19065085]

>>19064872
yeah, it thickens. I know because I've had mashed potato from a machine one time unlike >>19064892 who thinks mashed potato and coffee is the same thing

[Anonymous No.19065091]

>>19065085
*french coffee

[Anonymous No.19065101]

>>19065037
jack is a fucking shitter who is better fucking killing himself because of all the garbage sins against cuisine he has ever prepared

[Anonymous No.19065108]

>>19065101
you sound angry, you should try eating more mayonnaise and maybe you'll be less of a faggot