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We post things Americans simply wouldnt comprehend

>> No.19053662

American here, I like that stuff. Tastes meaty and strong. It was weird at first but after going through a whole jar it's basically impossible to eat toast without it.

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>>19053655

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How do they put in beef casserole and gravy?
I imagine they just don't have any

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>>19053732
dumb esl

>> No.19055753

Had it multiple times. It sucks.

>> No.19056023

>>19053655
Yeah they sell that in stores here, too

>> No.19056055

>>19053655
These threads are always filled with shit that can easily be bought in america

>> No.19056059

>>19053655
We have twinkies

>> No.19056062

>>19056055
non Americans are pretty stupid. It's funny watching them.

>> No.19056070

>>19056062
Jealousy makes them retarded, they cant help being retarded they just are

>> No.19056078
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>>19053655

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>>19053655
Not just twinkies but devil dogs too, now aren't you eurofags salivating?

>> No.19056089

>>19056078
>Branston Pickle is sold in Ireland, the United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Norway, France, Denmark, Malta, Singapore (Cold Storage and Market Place), Germany (REWE and Globus Warenhaus), Turkey (Kipa), the Netherlands, the Czech Republic, Slovakia (Tesco), Belgium (Carrefour Market Etterbeek), Hong Kong (Taste), Indonesia (Kemchicks), South Africa, Southern Spain (Supersol and Carrefour), Thailand (Chiang Mai, Rimping), Vietnam, Angola and Namibia.

>> No.19056098

>>19056089
What's your point? Coca-Cola is sold everywhere, I don't need to list all that countries that its sold in.

>> No.19056120

>>19056098
>ITT: We post things Americans simply wouldnt comprehend
>Branston Pickle is sold in the United States

>> No.19056126

>>19053655
how can anyone afford it anymore

>> No.19056127

>>19056098
Dumb esl poster

>> No.19056128

>>19056120
that's so non-burger expats can buy it

>> No.19056132

>>19056128
You would know troon

>> No.19056137

>>19056132
Not that anon, but ???

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>Not that anon, but ???

>> No.19056152

>>19056146
you have never eaten branston pickle. you cannot begin to comprehend its power.

>> No.19056154

>>19056146
I'm >>19056089 you dumb fuck, why did you bring up trannies out of nowhere? Are you mentally ill?

>> No.19056156

>>19056154
Relax troon

>> No.19056163
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>>19053655
>We post things Americans simply wouldnt comprehend

>> No.19056236
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>>19056231
Nobody gets this shit mate, try again.

>> No.19056260

>>19056236
Bruh, tomatoes came from America
Every store carries heirloom tomatoes when they're in season

>> No.19056263

>>19056234
i always forget they can't use cutlery. bizarre really.

>> No.19056379

>>19056236
Lol fucking retard

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>> No.19056413

>>19053665
...shudder...

S, S, S MATHS... if they don't spoken how can they space science...

>> No.19056701
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>>19053655

You can get literally anything in the U.S. except for dog/cat meat, that maggot cheese from Italy and bison grass vodka rom Poland.

>> No.19056782

>>19056163
Why would I not comprehend gouda

>> No.19056794

>>19056701
I buy a bottle of that every year or so, larger liquor stores carry it

>> No.19056807

>>19056701
you cant get real mirin or cooking sake

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>>19056120
We have dill pickles here, we're not complete yank savages. I have a big jug of these Grillo's in my fridge right now

>> No.19056835

>>19056413
>if they don't spoken how can they space science...
Good question honestly

>> No.19056842

>>19056835
Follow the money, a lot of so called "space science" is made up bullshit to keep funding grants going. A lot of these so called scientists outright make stuff up.

>> No.19056851

>>19053655
I mix a spoon into dough when making bread. Trust me just try it. Also add it to sauces and soups.

>> No.19056864

>>19056851
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down

>> No.19056984

>>19056243
That's horrible looking, condelences.

>> No.19056993

>>19056243
That kind of looks like cooking wine that little kids drink.

>> No.19057062

>>19053655
I actually want them to sell organic vegan vegemite and marmite in the USA with no additives or extra ingredients. I'm sad it doesn't appear to exist anywhere.

>> No.19057065

>>19056231
This is what they took from us

>> No.19057086

>>19057062
Your actually a homosexual cali freak job

>> No.19057282
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The American fears the Piure

>> No.19057317

>>19056811
anon branston pickle is a kind of chutney...

>> No.19057326

>>19053655
could i get by decently and cut weight if i just ate marite on a 1 slice of toast a day?

how well does this work as a bbq sauce?

>> No.19057334

>>19057326
>could i get by decently and cut weight if i just ate marite on a 1 slice of toast a day?
do not do this
>how well does this work as a bbq sauce?
not very well at all by itself, marmite has a very concentrated savoury flavour. it's best diluted to make a sauce with

>> No.19057427

>>19056807
>real mirin or cooking sake

Pretty sure you can get that on the coasts.

https://mitsuwa.com/nj/

>> No.19057469

>>19057326
Look up Marmite chicken

>> No.19057476

>>19056234
I've never seen anyone use utensils on the right except for maybe children

>> No.19057484

>>19057476
It sounds like you need to be more psychotically obsessed with Americans and project everything you dislike in the world as being something American.

>> No.19057492

>>19057484
I am American

>> No.19057499

>>19057492
Well then you do all those things those psychos said you do.

>> No.19057536
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>>19057282
probably because it has toxic metals, as well as you know looking absolutely revolting and tasting like iodine.

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>>19056234
>continental style in both panels

>> No.19057552

>>19056081
post ingredients list

>> No.19057566

>>19056807
You can, it's just sold in liquor stores around here, instead of markets.

>> No.19057572

>>19053655
what does it taste like? i asked a bong and he told me it's like mustard

>> No.19057576

>>19053655
the aussies do it better
t.american

>> No.19057589

>>19057572
No, it tastes like discarded brewer's yeast.

>> No.19057598

>>19057572
it is nothing like mustard. its just hyper concentrated yeasty/beefy flavour

>> No.19057609

I'm an Amerifat and I wish I could get Marmite or Vegemite, but I have deviant tastes in general.

>> No.19057613

>>19056163
Aldi sells it in the states.

>> No.19057865

>>19056154
Getting mad over it just confirmed you're one of those failed humans.

>> No.19057892

>>19057865
Confusion isn't the same as anger

>> No.19057898

>>19053655
does it taste cheesy like nooch?

>> No.19057907

>>19057898
No, it tastes like salty tar

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>>19053655

>> No.19057959

>>19057572
Like sucking on a beef bouillon cube

>> No.19057965

>>19057892
>le heckin transphobes are le REAL mental illness!
If you culture war discordfags are never going to leave could you at least try to stop sticking out like a sore thumb

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>>19053655

>> No.19058653

>>19057282
Damn, the Spanish be eating eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension?

>> No.19058654

>>19053655
I'm american and I put butter and marmite on ezekiel bread toast for breakfast
it good

>> No.19058656

>>19057282
That kind of looks like weird eyeballs from an HP Lovecraft story.

>> No.19058657

>>19058654
try marmite with peanut butter on top, it's a game changer

>> No.19058658

>>19057552
I wont do your reseach for you, you cheap eurocunt.

>> No.19058921

>>19056163
Most cheese counters have Gouda, I'm quite a fan anon

>> No.19059015

>>19056163
it's a gouda cheese

>> No.19059021

>>19053655
they can't comprehend eating raw/runny eggs because all their fucking eggs have salmonella

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>>19056163
>>19056177
>>19056198
>>19056204
>>19056217
>>19056225
>>19056236
Are you retarded? None of this is even remotely obscure or hard to find in the US. And marmite is sold in literally every grocery store in the country.
>>19056243
I have half a dozen places within 2 hours of me that get Cantillon.
>>19056701
We used to get the real bison grass vodka, but it was always kind of overhyped. The only real big thing we can't get are certain cheeses. I want to say unpasteurized cheeses that are aged less than 60 days? So basically no Époisses. Also haggis, but literally who cares.

>> No.19059117

>>19056078
i didnt google it. isnt this stuff just a kind of onion jam or relish?

>> No.19059131

>>19059065
>within 2 hours of me
It's always mad to me how chill you guys are with so much driving. Like a four hour round trip for a bottle of wine?

>> No.19059147

>>19059131
I actually kind of hate driving, but yeah, 2 hours is practically nothing by American standards. If I were to do it I'd make a day out of it.

>> No.19059177

>>19059131
It's because when we were kids, our parents and grandparents would take us on 20-40-hour drives in the summers.

>> No.19059202

>>19059147
>>19059177
Meanwhile over here people are like
>oh we never visit uncle Jack since he moved so far away
and he's literally moved to the other side of town.

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Also decent chocolate.

>> No.19059216

>>19059206
Just because we have shitty Hershey's stuff doesn't mean we don't also have good chocolate, and you can buy an electric kettle anywhere. Most people just don't because they're kind of pointless if you aren't constantly drinking tea.

>> No.19059220

>>19057282
Peep the Horror

>> No.19059229

>>19059216
Instant coffee? how do you make that without a kettle?
I also use it for instant noodles etc, plus if im doing boiled eggs its quicker to heat the water in the kettle and pour it into the pan

>> No.19059240

>>19057282
>its taste has been described as like that of iodine[8] or "something like a sea urchin though less delicate in flavor" and a "slightly bitter, soapy taste"
Wow, we don't get your shitty shellfish. I grew up eating opihi and geoduck, but I'm sure those are widely available wherever you're from, right?

>> No.19059241

>>19059229
Instant coffee consumption in the us is pretty damn low compared to the rest of the world, we just buy regular ground coffee most of the time

>> No.19059246

>>19059229
>instant coffee
>instant noodles
Anon, contrary to popular belief America is still in fact a 1st world country.

>> No.19059249

>>19059246
You cunts love ramen.
I cant drink that much real coffee anymore. More than a few mugs a day does me in

>> No.19059255

>>19059249
Ramen is made in a pot on the stove.

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>>19057938
>>19058607
I've seen better looking shit dripping from a roof top.

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