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19033470 No.19033470 [Reply] [Original]

Pizza is the best food in the world and I'm tired pretending otherwise

>> No.19033491

American specifically.

>> No.19033495

stop being fat, mom is worried

>> No.19033510

>>19033470
Pineapple

>> No.19033575

>>19033470
I love Cheese Pizza

>> No.19033581
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>>19033470
>Pizza is the best food in the world
Yes and pizza with gyro meat topping is the best pizza in the world especially if you dip it in blue cheese dressing

>> No.19033586

>>19033581
Toppings suck, if you can't make a plain pizza good then what's the point

>> No.19033589

Quick, what should I do with my pizza crust? I don't want to ever throw it away again.

>> No.19033595

>>19033589
Eat it, although sometimes it's just not very good. Good pizza should have a perfect crust too

>> No.19033599

>>19033595
I know but it's like eating bread, I want to make it into something.

>> No.19033601

>>19033599
If you're the one making the pizza, just add cheese all around the very edge of the crust. Makes all the difference

>> No.19033606

>>19033589
throw it out the window

>> No.19033610

>>19033606
It's no use, it comes back because it's boomerang shaped

>> No.19033613

>>19033606
Whaddu say to me? I'll throw you out the windo'.

>> No.19033616

How do I make the pizza crust into crazy bread?

>> No.19033644

>>19033470
Based Pizza Day poster.

>> No.19033669

>>19033613
I'll put you through the fucking wall

>> No.19033671

Yeah you're right

>> No.19033687

>>19033669
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