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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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What type of foods do you eat during coitus?

>> No.19013275

A little bit of cheese.

>> No.19013283

>>19013275
Hard or soft? Age range?

>> No.19013284

>>19013268
Young children

>> No.19013295

>>19013283
Hard. Usually just some mature cheddar.

>> No.19013303

>>19013295
I am into hard cheese too just not mature.

>> No.19013341

>>19013268
pussy

>> No.19013346

>>19013341
*cunny

>> No.19013371

>>19013275
I just realised this could be construed as a paedophilic statement. I would like to inform my ISP that I am not a paedophile and have never consumed hardcore or softcore child pornography. Thank you for reading.

>> No.19013378

>>19013371
>thinking ISPs give a shit

>> No.19014730

>>19013275
>everybody else missing the smeg joke
>>19013268
i don't eat during coitus.
that's just wrong.
you eat after.
if you cock her proper she'll cook after washing your shorts in the sink by hand.

>> No.19014743

>>19013346
So, nutraloaf.

>> No.19014751

>>19013268
what's coitus?
>inb4 jewgle
not worth the effort

>> No.19014770

>>19013275
ABSORUTERY DISGUSTINGU
>>19013268
Why are you eating during sex you fat shit

>> No.19014785

>>19013268
Any sort of food aged between 6 and 11 years.

>> No.19014787

>>19013268
pastrami on rye with mustard

>> No.19014789

i thought all the pedos were contained on /tv/

>> No.19014821

>>19014751
coitus deez nuts lmaoo

>> No.19015567

>>19013268
It's impossible to eat. If you're doing it right there's always somewhere else you need to be burying your mouth and tongue.

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19015576

>>19013268
I go for the pud pud

>> No.19015613
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>>19013268
Just the classics. Cupcakes, pizza, cookies. It really has to be a hand-held food item, and ideally not something that creates a lot of crumbs or is likely to stain anything.