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Anonymous Fri Mar 3 03:57:03 2023 No.19002293 [Reply] [Original]

The kitten's fangs are just too tiny to rip the potato open so it mews and crys for you to help it. How do you prepare the potato for this poor starving kitten?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 04:01:22 2023 No.19002308 the hugs of the kitten cooks the potato

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 04:02:49 2023 No.19002315 Feed him some kitten food instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 04:08:26 2023 No.19002340 >>19002293 You milk the potatoes like that fag you are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 04:18:28 2023 No.19002367 I open a can of tuna instead, why the hell would a cat want a potato

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 04:41:59 2023 No.19002432 >>19002367 Canned tuna is terrible for cats.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 04:45:47 2023 No.19002449 There's a turtle on its back baking in the hot sun, but you don't flip it over. Why don't you flip it over?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 04:47:14 2023 No.19002456 >>19002432 so is a potato also no it's not. cats can literally drink saltwater because their kidneys are so effective at filtration.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 04:50:14 2023 No.19002463 >>19002449 Based voight-kampff test enjoyer

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 04:51:04 2023 No.19002467 >>19002449 Because then it will stop fearing flipping over, and it will teach its kids it's okay to flip over because the state will put them back in the right orientation.

Anonymous Fri Mar 3 04:55:23 2023 No.19002480
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>>19002293
Either he eats the potato whole or he dies. I have no patience for weaklings in my house. If he can't do it, I'll just get a new better cat that can.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 18:17:56 2023 No.19004372 >>19002293 hopefully, it starves

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 22:08:02 2023 No.19005103 File: 56 KB, 720x960, 1674649411173222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] feed the kitty some of that weeabo probitic

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 22:18:03 2023 No.19005133 Total Kitten Death

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 23:04:32 2023 No.19005270 >>19002293 Make some potato mush

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 23:08:03 2023 No.19005279 >>19005103 Based chinacat

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 23:21:30 2023 No.19005313 That's not a potato it's his brother

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 00:12:18 2023 No.19005487 >>19002293 prepare him insteed and serve him to the potato

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 00:16:04 2023 No.19005500 >>19002449 Because I'm a mammal and I don't understand if being in it's back under the sun is good or bad for the turtle

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 00:25:54 2023 No.19005533 >>19002293 Cats are obligate carnivores. Don't feed them that shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 00:29:27 2023 No.19005550 >>19005533 Cats do need a diet that consists primarily of meat but many actively seek out and eat other foods at times

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 00:32:48 2023 No.19005564 >>19002293 You know that predatory critter is waiting for you to die so it can lick your blood then eat you

Anonymous Sat Mar 4 00:33:20 2023 No.19005569

>>19005550
They'll eat a few blades of grass or small bits of leaves at the most. They eat mostly meat. Although one time my friend showed my his cat which would lick potato chips. But I'm pretty sure the cat just wanted the salt as my friend was kinda retarded and a poor pet owner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 00:41:56 2023 No.19005596 >>19005569 It's cat trickery, it's just scoping the "owners" to determine weak points so it can pounce for the kill.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 00:51:00 2023 No.19005623 >>19002293 I take the potato away and replace it with nutritionally balanced kitten food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 00:56:47 2023 No.19005652 >>19005550 my cat eats cannabis right off the plant

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>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 03:07:15 2023 No.19006160 >>19002293 Kill it because it carries the brain parasite known as toxoplasmosis gondii.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 03:08:57 2023 No.19006171 >>19006160 fake news

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 03:10:41 2023 No.19006181 File: 260 KB, 1300x1000, 96203268-2D38-4F4E-B8A4-047E1BCC9AAB.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19006171 Go get boosted goyim slave

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 03:15:57 2023 No.19006198 >>19002449 Because tonight I dine on turtle soup.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 03:50:40 2023 No.19006315 >>19002449 My mother? Let me tell you about my mother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 04:01:10 2023 No.19006350 >>19002467 That seems right from Orwell, I wonder if he was watching cats.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 04:03:11 2023 No.19006359 >>19006315 Do tell, but we've all had moms and some of us miss them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 04:05:03 2023 No.19006364 >>19002449 It's not done on that side yet

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 04:06:53 2023 No.19006366 >>19002293 Is this a veiled request for a recipe of kitten stew?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 04:12:44 2023 No.19006393 >>19006171 Nigger

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 04:32:07 2023 No.19006459 File: 31 KB, 600x535, 1675727765808525.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19006393

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 05:49:31 2023 No.19006703 >>19002456 Are you fucking retarded?

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 09:41:17 2023 No.19007162 File: 55 KB, 516x297, Kill_It_With_Fire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the way to deal with vermon cats

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 09:47:54 2023 No.19007168 >>19002456 This is 100% true. All cat owners should try it to prove how great cats are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 09:53:23 2023 No.19007177 File: 68 KB, 1140x760, a-10-warthog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If the flamethrower doesn't get those cats then an a-10 airstrike is in order. They're only semi retired.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 09:55:57 2023 No.19007182 >>19002293 anon you better be taking actual good care of that kitten

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 10:02:12 2023 No.19007199 >>19002463 Most folk wont get the Blade Runner reference.

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 10:02:13 2023 No.19007200 >>19002432 Lmao, no it isn't

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 10:06:10 2023 No.19007214 I think that we can call chill out and be cool for cats Squeeze - Cool For Cats http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWQUizM7n9Y

>>	Anonymous Sat Mar 4 10:11:29 2023 No.19007225 >>19006459 that is bullshit i caught a 90 day ban for making a joke about black olives being lazy and not knowing their father

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