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18990496 No.18990496 [Reply] [Original]

I fucked up the eggs again.

>> No.18990504

it’s ok, this is how you learn. improperly cooked eggs are still good with some toast

>> No.18990510

>>18990496
retard

>> No.18990516

>>18990496
Boast an incredible egg making skill and still sometimes mess em up
Not enough oil or moving them when they aren't fully cooked or a different pan type

Happens

>> No.18990517

>>18990496
>i fucked up
no you didnt, you taught yourself a lesson. learn from it and improve.
just imagine im saying something really rude here idk

>> No.18990535
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Buy a little nonstick skillet and o it use it for eggs. Use higher heat and more fat. Learn about how goods release from the lab when they're ready, and how trying to move/flip them early usually results in a bunch of shit stuck to your pan and damaged food.

>> No.18990540

>>18990535
Man, fuck autocorrect.

>> No.18990974

>>18990535
That was a fucking immaculate flip baby boy! Keep on keepin on.

>> No.18991020

>>18990496
I eat eggs every day, every night I eat eggs, and now I've got them down practically down to a science. Over time you will improve, just keep at it.

>> No.18991021

>>18990974
>That was a fucking immaculate
bro you can see the fucking oil and white splash on the back of the stove top
i can flip eggs any better but thats not immaculate

>> No.18991029

>>18990496
You didn't, it's impossible to make eggs any more disgusting than they are naturally

>> No.18991033

the egg merchants are monitoring this thread and wondering how to price fix eggs even higher next time

>> No.18991039

>>18990974
Mein neger

>>18991021
Cope and seethe, egglet

>> No.18991060

>>18991039
>cope and seethe
cant say im familer with that approach to cooking eggs

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>>18991060
>familer

>> No.18991069

>>18991060
>cant say im familer with that approach to cooking eggs
its how Clot Adams cooks his eggs

>> No.18991072

>>18991069
ohhhh with a cup and sieve!

>> No.18991091

>>18991033
Locally raised eggs are $1.99 a dozen with no purchasing limit at the Adam's fairacre farms in my city

>> No.18991115

>>18990496
My first breakfast gig I fucked up 25 egg orders

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>>18991039
>mein neger
I have a 50/50 chance of getting a perfect flip when I make an omelette

>> No.18991282

>>18990496
learn how to count seconds gay frog

>> No.18991293

>>18991244
nice. would eat with lots.of bacon and toast