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I went to college for seven years in the USA and not once did I hear the term "jungle juice" used nor see a trash can full of it. Yet it was supposedly ubiquitous. Hmm...
Did I do college wrong?

>> No.18977868

>>18977862
I went to a house party with that juice in one of those square plastic storage bins and a few cups of those and I was messed up

>> No.18977874

>>18977862
Just a meme

>> No.18977876

>>18977862
I also went to college, and did it wrong. It was not a party school, it was highly conservative and boring.

Only time I have seen trash can punch was at a summer camp as a kid, the non-alcoholic cousin of jungle juice.

>> No.18977878

>>18977862
I went to college for zero years and even I and jungle juice multiple times. So I guess you just weren't at the right parties.

>> No.18977881

>>18977862
This is just old style punch bowls for wiggers.

>> No.18977882

>>18977862
looks fun, how do I prepare this? also does it help that the trashbag has lemon scente?

>> No.18977890

I went to college for five years and did not once get drunk, high, or have sex. This was when cell phones were first becoming common and I think one of my biggest mistakes was not owning one so I rarely got invited to anything. That and not doing internet dating.

>> No.18977896

>>18977882
It's spiked punch in a huge amount. The spike being vodka.

>> No.18977899

>>18977896
I'am not merican so I have no idea what the fuck are you talking about

>> No.18977900
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18977900

>>18977862
>I went to college for seven years
A lot of people go to college for seven years. They're called doctors.

>> No.18977908

>>18977900
Maybe I'm a doctor?

>> No.18977910

>>18977882
you wouldn't want a scented trashbag. you shouldn't consume those chemicals

>> No.18977913

>>18977899
"spiking" a bowl of punch refers to mixing alcohol into it, usually when no one is looking.

>> No.18977917

>>18977913
but how to make the punch? is there a recipe? don't care about spiking it or anything

>> No.18977918

>>18977882
a couple bottles of whatever hard liquor you can find, preferably cheap vodka, rum, brandy, and/or cognac, keyword cheap, throw as much as you reasonably can fit in a trash can or storage bin, then do the same with the cheapest juice you can find, cut a few limes, lemons, and/or oranges, and boom you got jungle juice
>>18977890
internet dating is a blessing and a curse, only the worst and most undesirable people use internet dating to find a mate but at the same time, they're also the type to put out easily so... it is what it is

>> No.18977928

Seven years? what are you retarded?

>> No.18977945

>>18977917
I literally think it's as many cheap fruit juices as you can gather thrown together

>> No.18977952

>>18977890
kek I got high and drunk from 13 to 15 and then beyond that I added pills and hallucinogens until I was 21 and then all my hookups disappeared one way or another. Now I just smoke weed but I find it shocking how many people didn't grow up the way I did

>> No.18977960

We did spodi in ice coolers (in high school)

>> No.18977967

>>18977917
Mix kool-aid

>> No.18977970

>>18977862
you probably also never found signs pointing you to your local "safe space" where the nignogs could hide from the whities.... because they dont exist. It was just bullshit fed to you by people who fundamentally think college is a scam and only idiots "need" college.

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18977978

Don't need to go to a college party, just go to the airport

>> No.18977996

My punch recipe:
1 bottle cheap tequila
1 bottle any fruit juice
1 bottle club soda
Add ice
Add whatever else you have on hand that you fancy: energy drink, wine cooler, grenadine, bitters, fruit slices

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18978029

>>18977862

Greek here
These were definitely a thing
In my frat we had a recipe for our "lambda juice" that all our chapters knew

Some of the black frats on campus also had recipes for their own trash can punch such as "ape piss" and "omega oil"

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18978037

>>18977908
You actually sound like a dentist.

>> No.18978042

>>18977862

>7 years
Did you at least finish your associates?

>> No.18978090

we would do red kool aid with just a bunch of those syrupy canned mixed fruit with grain alcohol
everyones lips were red all the time and to this day i can't stomach red kool aid
a cup was also probably like 1000 calories

>> No.18978122

>1000 calories, red lips
so your gay right?

>> No.18978127

>>18977862
I first encountered Jungle Juice freshman year when I went to a house party, this was back in '08. I went to a decently sized state school in a college town.

>> No.18978142

>>18977862
My frat always had it for parties, apart from beer. Never used a trashcan though that seems like an absurd volume; just a large Gatorade dispenser.
Two containers of generic fruit punch powder mix and two bottles of Everclear, the rest is water.

>> No.18978171

For some stupid possibly plumbing related issue my frat once made "hot shower death punch" because the most expedient thing was to hold the juice sterlite container under the shower head for the water. Why they used hot water is still a mystery to me, probably just malice brought on by the association with a hot shower.

>> No.18978192

>>18977882
just follow any of Tipsy Bartender's videos and be prepared to drop $300 on making a literal bucket of "fuck it, whatever" orange juice flavored slop

>> No.18978217

>>18978029
>In my frat
Unironically kill yourself

>> No.18978227

>>18978217
Jelly ass loser

>> No.18978255

>>18978192
That orange shit drink with poison in it was from that whacko in Guyanna with jim jones, some cult freak.

>> No.18978303

>>18977868
I saw that once and avoided it at all costs, seemed like a good way to vomit

>> No.18978426

>>18977862
I thought jungle juice was whatever alcohol you had poured into a bowl for eveyome

>> No.18978493

when I was in college we had a birthday party for a guy when he turned 21 and made some punch with orange pineapple juice and a bottle of everclear. the poor kid drank a single red plastic cup of it and had to be driven home and left face down in the bath tub.

>> No.18978526

>>18978029
>Greek here
Shut up American. You guys don’t even pronounce the letters correctly.

>> No.18979527

Jungle juice is disgusting.

>> No.18979667

>>18978426
I thought it was homemade alcohol fermented each week with last weeks leftovers still fermenting.

>> No.18979679

>>18977918
>only the worst and most undesirable people use internet dating to find a mate but at the same time, they're also the type to put out easily so
What year are you from, grandpa? 99% of people are on internet dating now and it spans the entire population. On a popular dating app like Hinge you can set filters to see only Catholics or Muslims, people with any political beliefs, people who don't do drugs, etc. They also have specialty dating apps for prude religious people who don't put out. Those people literally need and use dating apps the most, because they're such a threatened minority

>> No.18979701

>>18979679
Most of the "chicks" on those sites are actually hookers going for the upsell and a free meal.

>> No.18979947

>>18978526
No one cares dork

>> No.18979989

>>18977862
>I went to college for seven years
>Did I do college wrong?
Yes.
and no, jungle juice/punch died a long time ago. now, no house parties supply hard alcohol just for the taking. too high a risk of alcohol poisoning and bad shit happening when teenage idiots slurp down a quart of this stuff.

also, it's way too fucking expensive. take your natty lite and be grateful the dude on door duty let you in.

>> No.18980253

>>18977896
The vodka being cheap

No thanks

>> No.18980296

>>18977882
there are a lot of ways to prepare it. I've seen it made with 151 and frozen fruit juice concentrate, the idea there being it has as little dilution as possible so its strong as fuck

>> No.18980377

>>18977862
>I went to college for seven years in the USA

>> No.18980404

>>18977862
Looks unsanitary, and not even because it's in a probably unsafe trash bag, huge open containers of liquid standing for a long time, even alcoholic ones, are just huge bacterial cultures.

Alright now where are the college girls

>> No.18980428

We used a Gatorade jug and called it hooch or hunch punch. Putting it in a garbage can just makes the whole thing look unnecessarily trashy and gross. I'm curious if this still goes on at college parties with all the hypersensitivity about rape culture or if that's another thing the wokies stole from us

>> No.18980443

>>18977862
I went to University for 5 years and wasn't invited to a single party

>> No.18980467

>>18980404
With the alcoholic ones wouldn't overtime the more alcohol mixed parts lower down to the bottom? Leaving mostly the sugary whatever on top?

>> No.18980478

jungle juice is everclear and fruit juice
stupid cheap and you can get stupid drunk

>> No.18980479

We always just made caribou lou in gallon jugs

>> No.18980483

>>18980443
I was invited and chose not to go because I'm a willful anti-socialite, not simply a loser.

>> No.18980486

>>18980443
based
>>18980483
based

see the lord works in many ways and u are both blessed

>> No.18980657

>>18977862
Had this in high school. In my 1 semester of pre-apocolypse college everybody just drank vodka. dont talk to people anymore so can't tell you.

>> No.18980664

>>18978029

>lambda juice

Lambchop?

>> No.18980669

>>18979679
I'm sure anon was talking about when they went to college. NTA, but when I went to college, there was no Tinder for the normie degens, there was no sliding into anyone's DMs on Instagram or Snapchat, or other specialized apps like you mentioned.
If you wanted to date or hookup with someone online, you had to shell out money to go on OK Cupid/E-Harmony, which acted like somewhat of a filter. If you used a free service like PlentyofFish, which is the type of service I'm assuming anon was talking about, that's where you really see what they were talking about. Also, Craigslist had a casual hookup section which was mostly callgirls looking to sell their services, but you could find hookups (with free VD included).

You kids have it easy today!

>> No.18981081

>>18977862
we made it in college in the 80's, but not in trash cans.

>> No.18981083
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18981083

ya'll are zoomer niggerbabies.

It's literally any kind of fruit juice and a lot of booze, usually vodka.

Classic recipies call for 95% ABV grain alcohol, a brand called Everclear in the states. If you can't get that vodka works fine. An example of a recipe might be something like: 1 gallon of vodka, 3 gallons of fruit juice. a large bag of ice, and throw some grapes, orange slices, pineapple slices, strawberries, apple slices in there. It's not fancy it is designed to get you very drunk very quickly, usually at college/university parties or tailgates.

Use your imagination you dullards.

>> No.18981101

>>18980467
Pretty sure alcohol is soluble in water or vice versa, they would stay mixed

>> No.18981105

I've seen it at frat parties, it was just gatorade powder and everclear. The high alcohol concentration lets you dissolve more sugar into it or something like that so it gets absurdly sweet. College was fucking gay anyway and no one I knew got laid

>> No.18981193

I made it once: a 30-rack of those Natural Light “Naturdays” beers, a bottle of Burnett’s pink lemonade vodka, a bottle of Everclear, and Country Time pink lemonade mix and water to taste. It wasn’t as sweet as you’d think, too, and it turned out to be a hit at the party, so give it a try.

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18981326

Jungle Juice is a street name for fucking methadone

>> No.18982365

>>18978029
Glad I went to an all white college

>> No.18982376

>>18979679
>99% of people are on internet dating now
You don't actually believe this?