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Last minute dinner party at your house. What do you make to impress your guests? Nothing super fancy. You have 6 hours notice tops. There's a good grocery store down the street but you have most the ingredients already in your house

>> No.18976303

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>> No.18976309

>>18976293
For me, it’s the McChicken

>> No.18976316

I am thinking invite the people in, hand them a gin and tonic, take their kids to the basement and have my way, walk back upstairs, tip hat to them on the way out, drive to Fairbanks in my truck camper.

>> No.18976317

Calzones, I can fit 6 in my oven and 6 hours is plenty for dough rising
If >6 people I would order some McChickens

>> No.18976329

Spaghetti. Premade spaghetti sauce "enhanced" with onion flakes, garlic powder, and italian seasoning. Also mushrooms.

>> No.18976336

>>18976293
Last time I had people over I had some cold appetizers to start with. We hung out and drank for an hour or 2. I eventually served spaghetti and meatballs with garlic bread. I cook it in the oven so I can hang out and not have to pay attention to a pot on the stove

>> No.18976353

>last minute dinner party
who the fuck has those?

>> No.18976362

>>18976353
Some people have high libidos anon

>> No.18976385

>>18976362
So you mean the gays?

>> No.18976410

>>18976385
Yes. The child rapists (aka homosexuals)

>> No.18976445

>>18976293
How many guests are we talking about? What are their food allergies?

>> No.18976450

>>18976445
>allergies

Get the fuck out.

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>>18976303
Yes

>> No.18976557

>>18976450
Correct answer to that. Leave my house.

>> No.18976586

>>18976293
Starter

Caprese salad or if I can find them snails and pesto, both extremely easy and snails will be unique experience for those who haven't had them.

Main

Can't beat the simple steak, fried chicken thighs with some veg also is cheap and fast.

Pud pud.

Can't beat a chocolate mousse, if really in a rush strawberries and whipped cream.

>> No.18977088

>>18976293

Homemade Spaetzle with beer sauce, schnitzel, and red cabbage for dinner. For dessert I'll bake up some prune cupcakes.

>> No.18977111

Steamed hams

>> No.18977136

>>18976586
>snails
Gross.
>>18976293
Coq Au Vin, with fresh French garlic bread.

>> No.18978571
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>"authentic" curries

>> No.18978865

>>18976293
Oats, milk. Served with a glass of milk. I will claim it's nutritious, because it is. I will claim that my foods nutritional supremacy is unrivalled in my community.

They will never return and I will never have to go through the hassle of serving them food again.

>> No.18980024

>>18976293
Steak with walnut sauce and mashed carrots, plus charred onions or something, idk. If there's veggies in the group then I'll cook vegetarian mapo tofu, stir fried vegetables, smashed cucumbers and maybe some other Chinese side dish.

>> No.18980040

>>18976309
spbp

>> No.18980081

>>18980024
>buying and cooking steaks for people who are showing up to your place the last minute
Fuck that they can have frozen shit