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Baking is the window to the soul.

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>> No.18965310

>>18965268
This is horrible in every single way imaginable

>> No.18965354 [DELETED] 

>>18965310
Reported. 4chan is not the place for bullies and misogynists.

>> No.18965427

>>18965247
I was suspicious given the tiktok logo but that was actually a very good informative video, thanks anon

>> No.18965590

>>18965268
That is what my wine aunt made me for lunch in the 90s and its delish.

>> No.18965657

>>18965268
Should go back to eating tripe or pangolin or whatever, that shit is trash city

>> No.18965757

>>18965276
Jesus Christ, Favreau. It's just eggs and rice.

>> No.18966249

>>18965268
ESL fucktard.

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>> No.18966444

>>18965268
Recipe was okay, but whoever wrote those captions should be shot

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>> No.18966904

>>18965276
So you're telling me that eggs fried this rice?

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>> No.18967506

>>18966882
I hate Mr. Blobby so fucking much.

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>> No.18967622

>>18967603
revolting
imagine the smell

>> No.18967939

>>18967612
>slowmo seagull attack
>woman recoils
>reveals sign warning about seagull attacks
the comedic timing in this is impeccable

>> No.18967973

>>18967939
I hate women too!

>> No.18967981

>>18967973
take a break from the internet and have a snack or something. you're not thinking straight.

>> No.18968019

>>18967612
Why the fuck is she eating raw fish with onions on it . Never seen anyone have that ever

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>> No.18968086

>>18968053
Lost. Holy shit.

>> No.18968290

>>18965247
I got a boner wtf?

>> No.18968316

>>18968019
Well duckduckgo pickled herring

>> No.18968327

>>18968062
Can any girls tell me if you find this attractive?

>> No.18968338

>>18968062
Kek imagine his coworkers
>That fat fuck is doing it again
>No way am I sweeping that up

>> No.18968339

>>18965276
Is 40% of loos diet oil?

>> No.18968341

>>18968327
Let's just say corn isn't all he's popping.

>> No.18968357

>>18968327
There are no girls on the internet.

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>> No.18968462

>>18965257
>yeah just go ahead and cook the fuck out of the food that’s already fully cooked, it’ll be fine.

>> No.18968506

>>18968459
>a chicken leg costs two million of something
I'm just grateful to be white

>> No.18968529

>>18968506
He says 2mil dong for the whole chicken, the legs are only 1mil

>> No.18968685

>>18968459
Yes. As a person who has frequently cooked bird feet in the past, they are delicious. I would not describe them as chewy though, as I usually use a mixture of steaming, briefly frying, then simmering in flavorful fluid that will later become sauce until they are tender enough you can simply spit out the bones. The combination of cooking techniques is done to make them puff up before cooking in the sauce so it gets underneath the skin.

>> No.18968695

>>18965247
it really pisses me off that they don't show the finished brownies

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>>18968327
I'm a guy and find that hot as fuck. I'm not into bears but I'd absolutely bottom for that dude.

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>>18968529
That's quite a lot of dong for a single chick.

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>> No.18968824

>>18968799
>poking and stirring roasted tomatoes with a fork
>next frame it's instantly smooth
fuck I hate these stupid ass videos

>> No.18968840

>>18968824
If you'd rather watch an hour-long video with no cuts, try youtube.

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Where can I find a deep voiced beautiful gf like Natasha? Where does this accent come from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8vei8M3QjM

>> No.18969441

>>18969248
>deep voiced beautiful gf
thats a normal pitch female voice, all those high pitch e-girls are fake pretend voices

>> No.18969453

>>18965259
i'll never have the confidence of this gigachad

>> No.18969528

>>18965247
Bakingü is the window to diabeetus

>> No.18969560

>>18968824
You are not very bright

>> No.18969577

>>18969248
>Deep voice.
It's all about using gutural Rs.
Try women from Portugal, France, Russia and Germany.

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>>18965268
>white guy steps in at the end

WMAF is truly the most natural and happiest combination.

>> No.18969599

>>18968062
The material real chads are made of

>> No.18969611

>>18965259
>Th-those garnishes are for everyone Gary.....

>> No.18969616

>>18968062
How come some fat people are able to do really cool things? Most of them can't do shit but some of them are like really mobile and energetic

>> No.18969921

>>18969582
When you inevitably kill yourself, as the hidden shame of being a closeted pedophile racist overwhelms you, just know that nobody is going to miss you

>> No.18970242

>>18969921
The chinkcel wriths in agony as he is reminded that his dick has less penetration than a thrown tissue paper.

>> No.18970250

>>18968053
robojews think this shit is ever going to replace>>18968062

Delusional.

>> No.18970257

>>18965247
what da dog doing?

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>>18965257
>mmmm yeah, just throw some cheese on it, mmmm yeah

>> No.18970291

>>18965261
>how to waste and fantastic amount of time and make your cake harder to eat
>buzzfeed
fuck you

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>> No.18970303

>>18965268
>referring to yourself in the 3rd person
dafuq?

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>> No.18970311

>>18965276
the heat of the rice cooks the eggs?
also
>fucking Coca-Cola
kek

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>> No.18970315

>>18966397
I'll let someone else post it this time...

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>> No.18970319

>>18967603
holy shit wtf are those? leeches or someshit? Fucking gross!

>> No.18970321

>>18970305
That’s a lot of food to poop out later

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>> No.18970329

>>18968053
I've seen this webm many times and it always manages to make me laugh kek

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>> No.18970337

>>18968338
Don't have to imagine, they're right behind him.
You can almost hear the Guy in the hat
>Jeeezus fuckin' Christ...the blob is doin' it again..
>Every time he does this there's fucking popcorn AAAALL over the floor...
>He never fucking sweeps it up either.
>Allll over the floor...
>Don't give me that look--YOU gonna clean it up??

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>> No.18970345

>>18965247
everytime I forget the dogs and everytime I see it again it makes me laugh

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>> No.18970348

>>18970313
>>18970317
this literally looks like they just dribbled out a swarthy creampie onto the pan
fucking disgusting

>> No.18970596

>>18970348
If your cum is orange, seek medical attention.

>> No.18970603

>>18966397
How does he get out?

>> No.18970607

>>18970300
>The milk fort
How does she get out?

>> No.18970615

>>18967973
Based

>> No.18970641

>>18970300
>double barrel pumper
boobapepe.jpg

>> No.18970645

>>18970321
don't worry it's halal
inshallah

>> No.18970697

>>18970339
Gotta admire his balls, I wouldn't dare to make peons humiliate themselves in a place that sells guns. On the other hand, I wouldn't force people into self humiliation dance in the first place because I'm not a sociopath.

>> No.18970726

>>18969248
>Deep voice
Sounds squeaky like a grandma, not deep at all

>> No.18970730

>>18969616
They didn't let their being fat destroy their confidence and personality

>> No.18970794

>>18968743

Volcanos!

>> No.18970809

>>18968062
>thanks carl, now we'll be leaving late cleaning the mess you do with your fag dance

>> No.18970936

>>18970338
Those are some solid 5/10s

>> No.18970956

>>18968053
shit like this never works and then techbros turn around in the same breath and say we should embrace self driving cars

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>> No.18971021

>>18967603
This is what happens when you don't dechlorinate your garloids' water. All of that accumulated gunk will have given the garloid meat a bitter taste - probably only salvageable with a long buttermilk bath and a deep fry.

>> No.18971032

>>18968743
MOUNT CARLOS!!!

>> No.18971041

>>18969616
theyre walking gyms, theyre halfway strong if theyre even a quarter active

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>> No.18971082

>>18970967
Watching it made me: Stop, stop! He's Already Dead!

>> No.18971094

>>18968824
Did it make you autistically angry when the spinach appeared out of nowhere? How about the bowl?

>> No.18971102

>>18971094
>Spinach
That's basil

>> No.18971114

>>18968019
That movie is made close to my house, it is dutch tradition to eat raw herring with onions or just without the onions. I eat it once a week, it is delicious.

>> No.18971127

>>18969616
It depends on the environment. Fatties like this are fat because they're surrounded by shit food all day. He gets 500 calories a day from inhaling the "butter" fumes alone.

>> No.18971132

>>18970344
>perkele my eg es r aw

>> No.18971139

>>18970347
First beautiful girl I've seen on 4chan

>> No.18971147

>>18965257
>so good
yea no shit retard, your monkey brain WANT high calorie food because it evolved in food scarcity compared to current day and high calories are associated with good taste because of that

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>>18971065
>if only you knew how bad things really are

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>> No.18971285

>>18971252
Yuuck fucking revolting

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>> No.18971475

>>18969248
>deep voice
Sounds like a bird being shaken

>> No.18971534

>>18970726
>>18971475
Right. It sounds that way because her natural voice is deeper than most women, so it sounds strained when she fakes a higher pitch for her public voice like all women do.

>> No.18971585

>>18971389
Ah, Brazil...
Such a magical place.

>> No.18972059

>>18970347
somewhere someone is tired of her shit.

>> No.18972107

>>18968339
by calories, likely more. Anything 40% fat is seen "a carb" in the U.S.

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>> No.18972343

>>18969616
It's like when Goku uses the Kaio-ken, you get a 20x power boost but in turn you damage your body.

>> No.18972400

>>18972343
I used to be a gymnast, then I got into MMA, and then I got injured right around the time my metabolism changed, so I got fat. I got a bit skinnier, but I'm still a tubby cunt.

You ever see a fat fuck do capoeira? It's funny for the first few seconds, but that seems to give way to people doing math in their heads - "That much mass with that much momentum imparts how much force on impact?"

>> No.18972417

>>18965268
Kugelis is better

>> No.18972506

>>18972400
>You ever see a fat fuck do capoeira?
I can picture it and it's a beautiful image.

>> No.18972514

>>18972164
I don't think this person knows what keto means.

>> No.18972784

>>18965268
This kills the italians

>> No.18972806

>>18965247
baking is for faggots and fat asses.

>> No.18973330

>>18971252
Is she frying it up in tar?

>> No.18973613

>>18969248
She is >Ukrainian

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>>18970313
Jesus christ.

>> No.18973750

>>18971267
I hate that I know this and the next six posts all are fucking Kay. I have no idea how she doesn't learn or improve. Her newest video for "Minced Beef Hash" was probably one of her best videos for edible food and there's still so much wrong with it.
Fuck you Bongs.

>> No.18973769

>>18972514
>spices
>buttermilk
>whey protein
It seems pretty keto to me. Like, buttermilk is roughly 12g sugar per cup and there's two cups, so 24g total, which over all that chicken, and what's actually used, is keto/low carb.

>> No.18974143

>>18970339
Where's the food and cooking?

>> No.18974404
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>> No.18974541

>>18971065
sopa de macaco

>> No.18974668

>>18970313
>do these eggs smell rotten to you?

>> No.18974790
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Sushi terrorism

>> No.18974832

>>18974790
https://twitter.com/i/status/1628892745074081792
https://twitter.com/i/status/1621538421608153088
https://twitter.com/i/status/1627637449861255170
https://twitter.com/i/status/1629046981976010752

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>>18964780

>> No.18975070

>>18970317
why is the egg whites looks cooked already? could it be?
the heat of the ass cooks the egg?

>> No.18975100

>>18974404
Is this real? Did someone actually make a video explaining the instructions that are literally on the side of one of those dough tubes? How retarded can zoomers possibly be?

>> No.18975208

>>18974977
ok i thought he was just a idiot but he has to be memeing

>> No.18975270

>>18974790
man? he's just some middle schooler who later got bullied so hard he quitted school. Bravo japan.

>> No.18975374

>>18975270
Based.

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>> No.18975448

>>18970323
>>18970327
Is that oven fueled by literal trash?

>> No.18975468

>>18975270
He deserves the death penalty, unironically

>> No.18975490

>>18975270
He caused a public company's stock to plummet like $10m in a single day and is facing criminal charges. His life is over.

>> No.18975557

>>18970323
>>18970327
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>> No.18975591

>>18975419
my wife actually made this last night funny enough
it was pretty good but needed a lot more salt than the recipe called for
also soy curls will never beat out an actual meat

>> No.18975610

>>18975490
>look up japanese articles about it
>they're all talking about how cute his mom is
lmao

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>> No.18975757

>>18971065
Have a (you)

>> No.18975790

>>18975591
Proper firm tofu or hard boiled eggs seem like better choices if you dont have meat at the time desu
Also
>Cashew cream, not coconut milk
Unfathomable

>> No.18975823

>>18967981
>not thinking straight.
Cuz he's gay right

>> No.18975910

>>18974977
i am crying laughing

>> No.18975928

>>18970956
bro please we only need 20 million dollars and 3 more years of R&D then itll be perfect bro please just invest more capital

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>>18974977
I never understand how these people ca watch/edit this footage of themselves and think its perfectly fine to upload for the entire world to see

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>>18965257
>>18968462
>>18970283
>>18971147
how to make fast/fat food even worse

>> No.18975964

>>18965259
Jesus take the wheel...of cheese from this man

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>>18965261

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>>18969582
>most natural
>happiest

>> No.18976009

>>18975270
>Bravo japan
this but unironically

>> No.18976012

>>18967973
>>18970615
kys unfunny faggots

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>>18968743

>> No.18976058

>>18972164
this is dr berg's wife

>> No.18976117

>>18967506
Everyone does.

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>> No.18976196

>>18976179
damn.

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>>18976179
>fat posting

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>>18976226
>low test posting

>> No.18976245

>>18976179
>Easy fish curry
>It's regular fish curry with less ingredients and Less time simmering

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>>18976226
>>18976232
>thinking she is fat

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>>18976232
>if the ground doesn't crack when she walks then she's not fat!
Fatfags. Unironically worse than footfags.

>> No.18976337

>>18976270

>being this delusional
are you blind?

>> No.18976342
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>>18976179

>> No.18976351

>>18965247
>Baking webm
Only shows the mixing and pouring, not the actual baked product.

>> No.18976352

>>18974143
That video was filmed inside the largest grocery chain in the US, possibly the world.

>> No.18976354

>>18970967
Man made horrors beyond you comprehension. The fact a life was taken for this is a travesty, food should be prepared with care reverence.

>> No.18976355

>>18970607
More importantly, how do I get in?

>> No.18976364

>>18965268
Her as a wife but you have to deal with her cooking. A worthwhile trade?

>> No.18976369

>>18965261
The world is more stupid from having this shit webm posted into it. I hope all Buzzfeed contributors and editors, and all those who advertise on the site, die horribly in the coming A.I. wars.

>> No.18976371

>>18976352
That's the same as saying all threads are /ck/ relevant because they're posted by (bots made by) humans and humans eat food.

>> No.18976387

>>18975100
>open can, throw in the trash
>instructions are now irretrievably contaminated due to being in the trash (all normies under 30 are now neurotic germophobes)
>look up video tutorial like you do for everything else you've ever done
Presto. This is how it works.

>> No.18976393

>>18976327
Just come out of the closet already

>> No.18976401

>>18976337
She is Thicc at most, I wouldn't even call her Chubby although that maybe applies.

>> No.18976408

>>18976371
If you don't think grocery stores are food related then I don't know what to tell you.

>> No.18976411

>>18970311
I know right? Actually looked good up until I saw that. Why the hell would anyone put soda in fried rice

>> No.18976414

>>18972164
>Not washing your chicken

>> No.18976418

>>18965259
>100% pure Norf phenotype

>> No.18976421

>>18965259
that's a meaty madlad

>> No.18976422

>>18971114
It's a Northern Belgium/Dutch/Northern German thing. Use shallots instead of onion.

>> No.18976424

>>18966882
This isn't a gore thread.

>> No.18976425

>>18970339
The Wagie Waggle (TM)

>> No.18976456

>>18976401
>Thicc
That's just an obnoxious way to spell "fat". It's just the latest in a long line of pro-fat buzzwords designed to avoid the social stigma associated with "fat".

>> No.18976498

>>18971252
Eggs and used motor oil always perks me up in the morning.

>> No.18976504

>>18971389
That fire took out several blocks of the favela.

>> No.18976511
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>>18974977
>>18975956
Jack was born in 1967.

>> No.18976513

>>18975270
Maybe he shouldn't have been licking other people's food like a dumbass. He deserves whatever happens to him

>> No.18976521

>>18974977
Finally, a Ja/ck webm! I was wondering when one would pop up.

>> No.18976528

>>18976179
fat and gross, the "thicc" meme is just them pushing fat acceptance

>> No.18976529

>>18976179
>Thicc pajeeta
I never knew I wanted this but I do

>> No.18976535

>>18976270
>>18976401
>>18976393
fuck off obese retards

>> No.18976539

>>18976456
>Women do not have curvature in their bodies
>Women do not have wide hips
>Women do not have large breasts
>Women don't hold more fat in their bodies naturally than men do, even in their fittest states
You are the gay

>> No.18976543

>>18976539
she's overweight, borderline obese, women dont need to have 50% body fat to have curves
good luck to endure your wife with diabetes, hypertension and gout at 40

>> No.18976556
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>>18976179
>tilapia
unfuckable

>> No.18976578

>>18976539
Go look for those things on porn sites. 90% of your results will be obese fatties pretending they're hot.

inb4
>i only searched for large breasts and clearly you are wrong :^)

>> No.18976689 [DELETED] 

>>18965276
I'm not racist but holy fuck I hate non-whites so much it's not even funny

>> No.18976704

>>18976556
why

>> No.18976714

>>18971383
almost done

>> No.18976718

>>18965590
I hope you gave her the D when she drunkenly asked for it. Too many people pass up that beautiful experience.

>> No.18976806
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18976806

This gives me the screaming ab dabs.

>> No.18976848
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>> No.18976859

>>18976848
people who make weak coffee should be shot
just drink hot water you fucks

>> No.18976865

>>18976226
>>18976327
>>18976528
>>18976535
low test faggots

>> No.18976887

>>18969616
It really just comes down to stamina training. Fat guys can do some amazing shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-EnFnbVFRw
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2oOzGvv1lAg

>> No.18976892

>>18976859
That's tea.

>> No.18976953
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>> No.18977278

>>18975419
>chicken
>vegan
So, NOT chicken... Fucking retard.

>> No.18977293

>>18977278
It says no chicken

>> No.18977326

>>18977293
>filename

>> No.18977333

>>18975419
honestly i have seen much worse currys
this is probable edible and doesn't taste to bad, maybe just a little odd on the texture

>> No.18977344

>>18976704
chef john shit posting about trannies

>> No.18977370
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I can't get enough of this fucking idiot

>> No.18977395

>>18968062
How does he get out?

>> No.18977396

>>18972164
Better idea, quit doing fad diets like keto and start enjoying normal fried chicken instead.

>> No.18977403

>>18975100
I just like looking at cool packaging designs

>> No.18977412

>>18977395
He has to feed all the sneed.

>> No.18977571

>>18965261
Yeah
Nah

>> No.18977582

>>18970603
Nobody gets out

>> No.18977727

>>18971389
Fat Matt Damon looking fine on "The Brazilian"

>> No.18977911

>>18969921
holy fuck kek this ricecel is immensely assblasted

>> No.18977997

>>18965259
i do relate to the sensation that you can't get the cheese to properly coat your noodles

>> No.18978026

>>18965261
wouldn't it be pretty hard to clean the eggs and cut off the extra cake without breaking the shell?
>>18965276
i love when they never stop adding things until something crazy like coke

>> No.18978040

>>18967603
kek the moment he cut that i shut the webm off like I was watching the most horrible thing i ever seen

>> No.18978131

>>18965276
Indians piss me off so much
>t. Indian

>> No.18978136

>>18968799
would marry the first girl i met who could cook like this

>> No.18978144

>>18975070
stupid bitch put a red hot pan in front of her buddy’s ass cheeks

>> No.18978218

does anyone have the women's egg curry one
>>18976411
>why soda in fried rice
sugar color and acid together basically
coke gets used in lots of weird asian indian and african recipes for that and also because they advertise that kind of use. most famous is cocacola chicken

>> No.18978256

>>18970313
hot

>> No.18978513

>>18976511
Say what you want, that lead may have made him retarded, but that lead probably allowed him to survive a 3rd stroke.

>> No.18978523

>>18965268
>saute plastic plate for 5 minutes

>> No.18978590

>>18967603
wow lots of ribbon worms in them

>> No.18978644

>>18965268
>saves the plate to make stock later

>> No.18978650

>>18969248
she sounds like jordan peterson ffs.

>> No.18978654

>>18970347
>no tits
>stomach hanging out, clearly bulimic
>fake laugh
>no butter on the table
>too many armpit creases
>stringy hair
2/10 would not bang

>> No.18978658

>>18971389
>traps mom in line of death fire

>> No.18978661

>>18975490
the US should have done that to ariana grande.

>> No.18978667

>>18973330
Dark olive oil.

>> No.18978707
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>> No.18978732

>>18978654
People like you will say this shit about everybody and then wonder why nobody wants to have sex with you

>> No.18978757

>>18978644
Checked & Keked

>> No.18978763

>>18970339
This is so fucking sick but I'm laughing

>> No.18978769

>>18967603
Penis Fish

>> No.18978914

>>18971252
Unrelated to webm but can I use Soy Sauce to cook eggs?

>> No.18979043

>>18978914
You can do anything in this life at least once, anon.

>> No.18979062

>>18979043
No I'm serious, Can I like replace the butter with Soy sauce to fry my sunny side up eggs?

>> No.18979076

>>18979062
Think about this logically. Soy sauce is going to burn if you get it hot enough to fry things with it. It's also way saltier than butter and has an overpowering flavor if used in excess, so if you want salty as fuck eggs that taste like burned ass, be my guest.

>> No.18979083

>>18975448
Yes, we call it recycling in brazil.

>> No.18979087

>>18979076
>burned ass
My favorite kind.

>> No.18979244

>>18975270
Japan is based as fuck. Trash people should be shunned.

>> No.18979362

>>18970339
Any manager who thinks these kinda things are a good idea is an idiot.

>> No.18979416

>>18976556
kek

>> No.18979421

>>18976806
wow, source?
why do they do that?

>> No.18979454
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>> No.18979472

>>18979062

The point of the butter is to keep the eggs from sticking. Soy sauce will not help with that at all. It'll cook off quick and your eggs are still gonna be stuck.

If you're using a non-stick or just using oil then yeah, you can use soy sauce. There's a bunch of recipes where they marinate hard boiled eggs in a soy sauce mixture, and a bunch of recipes involve using eggs with soy sauce (in combination with other ingredients) and it comes out fine. The Japs mix a raw egg with rice and soy sauce and call it breakfast.

If your goal though is to literally fry an egg in a pool of soy sauce, it's going to come out like shit. Don't do that.

>> No.18979501

>>18979421
Mollusks/clams/etc don't just sit there their whole lives, they move/dig if they need to. In this case because the tide is changing.

>> No.18979552

>>18979454
>40 minutes for one """steak"""
Any semi competent butcher would have 10+ actual steaks ready in the same time.

>> No.18979554

>>18979421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhtQnyH5MU0

>> No.18979559

>>18979552
Are you factoring the time it takes to grow the steak?

>> No.18979563

>>18964780
yukhae is delicious!

>> No.18979567

>>18970345
same dude i've seen this like 10 times and still forgot

>> No.18979624

>>18979559
No. The video isn't, so why would I?

>> No.18979627

>>18979554
thanks
>>18979501
i meant why pop up at the same time

>> No.18979749

>>18969248
i want to wear her dirty panties

>> No.18979757

>>18979624
Because you're the one saying a butcher is better because of the time, when it's not actually better because of the time. You started it

>> No.18979758

>>18970967
someone needs to beat her bitch ass to death

>> No.18979773

>>18979757
Then you'd need to factor in the time required to grow and manufacture the oil etc. needed for the """steak""" as well. Since the video doesn't do that, then I'm not going to either.

>> No.18979796

>>18975621
> first 2 seconds
Me 3 hours after eating Indian food

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>>18964780

>> No.18979899

>>18970344
Based Pasi

>> No.18980011

>>18978654
you're gay/10
the butter is inexcusable though

>> No.18980069

>>18965268
What the fuck is it with asians fucking up western food?

>> No.18980325

>>18973330
>>18971252
https://kayskitchen.us/olive-oil-fried-eggs/
For some reason none of the relevant images are loading, but it's definitely olive oil.

>> No.18980351

>>18979773
Even with time factored in, it takes longer to grow full grown beef than some plants

>> No.18980462

>>18978513
Will it save him from the fourth too?

>> No.18980487

>>18978513
Redpill me on lead's contribution to stroke resistance.

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>>18968327
femanon here, i find this extremely sexy

>> No.18980627

>>18980554
>femanon here
show bobs and vagene

>> No.18980650
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>>18980627

>> No.18980718

>>18980650
mods!!!

>> No.18980857

>>18980650
I remember that thread.

>> No.18980862

>>18980351
You need several different crops grown in different regions and you need to transport and process every single one of them which involves way more manpower than just feeding and butchering a cow

>> No.18980929
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>>18968062
Popcornista in his spare time

>> No.18980956

>>18980929
Oh lawd, at first glance I thought it was coinslot.
That, and swimming, is some of the best exercise he can get because it won't fuck up his knees.

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>>18970338
I want my gyro

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>>18979454

>> No.18981034
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>>18980929

>> No.18981045
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>>18980929
>>18980929

>> No.18981082

>>18974404
>Parchment Paper
>Paper Paper
Why the fuck is it called that instead of backing paper or some shit?

>> No.18981086

>>18970250
that's true, AI will replace white collar workers decades or even a century before robots replace blue collar workers

>> No.18981094

>>18970310
>when you stop being a vegan

>> No.18981341

>>18979814
>Japanese

>> No.18981446
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>>18965247
yo estoy puesto pa ti y tu te me quita

>> No.18981474

>>18978136
yeah but would she mary you?

>> No.18981477

>>18970313
only tangentially related but a week ago i added oviposition to my very long list of weird shit i now masturbate to

>> No.18981501

>>18970344
This has to be at least 60% of /ck/.

>> No.18981663

>>18976179
Wow, hot a what bhabhabihat

>> No.18981688

>>18970338
drunk girls are so fucking annoying i want to punch them in the face, meeting drunk girls when im drunk tho thats different, they are really fun to be around and i like how they get flirty and insistent

>> No.18981909

>>18968327
It just makes me think that this is how he makes his popcorn; super unhealthily. So no.

>> No.18981926

>>18981909
It's movie theater popcorn your retarded fucking whore how "healthy" do you expect it to be

>> No.18981940

>>18981926
did I strike a nerve, fatty?

>> No.18981998

>>18969582
She is married to a Japanese man. But yeah sure whatever anon.

>> No.18982040

>>18981082
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parchment_paper

Apparently because it looked like parchment.

>> No.18982485

>>18980929
there is nothing you can say that will stop me from being proud of his first flip

>> No.18982515

>>18981446
Holy based

>> No.18982749

>>18970305
can someone please explain their theory as to why this webm has gained so much traction

>> No.18982798

>>18982485
What about the fact it's fake?

>> No.18982812

explain to the class how you find the same webm of some guy doing a poor job of cooking to be funny for 698 consecutive threads.

>guy cooking
>he undercook chicken
>i am losing my fucking mind laughing for the 1,000th time
there is something actually wrong with you isnt there?

>> No.18982899

>>18982749
you must be gay

>> No.18982919

>>18977582
Imagine being perpetually trapped inside a webm, forever cooking the same eggs in the same egg fort and making the same food for the same customers. All at the amusement of some higher beings that chuckle at the thought of how you would ever leave the egg fort.

>> No.18983129

>>18982798
[citation needed]

>> No.18983331

>>18982749
It manages to embody everything we hate about women in a simple, concise way that is not at all obvious to those who do not hate women. The loudest misogyny dogwhistle video I've ever seen in my life.

>> No.18983368

>>18966882
Thats some Nurgle shit

>> No.18983428

>>18981663
Lmao

>> No.18983450

>>18982749
Fake marketing viral video amplified by bots

>> No.18983451

>>18982749
Not much to it. It's just the israelites running the truck that spams it here as free advertising. Then they adda a little samefagging to make it seem like people give a shit.