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Im broke until Wednesday this week. All I have for food until then is soy sauce, olive oil, a gallon of milk, a pound of sugar, and three cans of baked beans. Any recommendations for what to make/eat?

>> No.18903205

>>18903193
Open up your can of baked beans...eat...then cry into the empty can and swish it around and drink the rest of your baked beans and sad soup.

>> No.18903226

>>18903193
This bread yet again, yawn.

>> No.18903282
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18903282

>>18903193
sweet bean milk obviously

>> No.18903295

>>18903193
well you get a can of beans a day, drink a cup of milk everyday as well. mix the sugar, soy sauce, and oil into little shots to keep the cravings at bay when you need to. each shot has fat, sugar, and salt, which should subside hunger cravings.

>>18903226
/ck/ is as poor as /tv/ is alcoholic

>> No.18903299

>>18903193
What’s your cash app, faggot

>> No.18903302

>>18903193
Just fast, it isn’t that long of a time.

>> No.18903318

>>18903193
I mean you can survive off of 1 can of beans and 1/3 of that gallon of milk each day until Wednesday pretty easily so there you go.

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>>18903295
no one is more /alk/ then /ck/

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18903875

>>18903205

>> No.18903880

Go dumpster diving or go to a food bank.

>> No.18905347

>>18903193
You have milk and sugar. You can make caramel treats.
You can also spike your baked beans with some smokey caramelized sugar (not the same as making milk caramels) if you cook it just right in the pan. This will make them taste warmer and add some calories for what sounds like a survival situation.
Olive oil can be turned into mayonnaise in a pinch by getting an acid and whipping it together until emulsified. If your beans have a tomato based sauce, there's your acid. Mayo is high satiety due to the fat in it, but I won't lie: tomato-olive mayo will be vile unless you have other ingredients you haven't listed like spices. You can then strain a can of beans, mash them into a paste, bruah with soy sauce, and cook that patty in the oven until dry. Apply mayo to the cooked patty.
Caramel energy drink: get your milk really cold, but not frozen. Make the caramel treats above but leave them a liquid. Mix sugar with the cold milk and caramel sauce for a flat shake.

>> No.18907065

eat the beans faggot

>> No.18908969

>>18903193
make Salty Milk by mixing the aoy sauce with the milk

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>>18908969
no coins

>> No.18910057

>>18903193
You might as well just go to a Sikh Temple or something.

>> No.18910063

>>18910057
Jesus fuck, you're not actually asking him to go shoot up a temple for Sikhs, are you? Fucking 4chan psychos.

>> No.18910069

>>18910057
Christians donate food too. Why not suggest he eats food at a Church?

>> No.18910071

>>18910069
Because christcuckery is worse than death.

>> No.18910078

>>18910071
There. I knew it you hate Western culture and whites. Also I'm pretty sure its not Sikhs who give out food.

>> No.18910083

>>18903193
Eat ze beans. They are premade and you have nothing else to dress them up that won't just make them disgusting (a drop of soy sauce may help a little if you test it on a small bit).

Go to a neighbor that you know cooks and ask for plain rice for free, or ask for how much white rice you can ask for a dollar -- say that your food got spoiled or you had to cancel your debit and credit cards due to an identity theft scare or something (don't tell them you're a deadbeat). Basic generic brown rice at a U.S. grocery is as low as .60/lb, but offer $1/lb for white. Also ask for a tsp of cinnamon and salt. Then make basic rice pudding, and for another meal just cook the rice and add olive oil + soy sauce (+ a dash of sugar to taste if you like)..

>> No.18910084

>>18910078
get dabbed on cracker

>> No.18910092

>>18910083
>>18910057
Lol ironically my Sikh neighbors would always give out rice and beans and lentil soup

>> No.18910114

>>18910084
Why would you ever try food from a Sikh temple?

>> No.18910130

Three cans of baked beans.. that's six days. Two portions per can, one meal a day. Add whatever to the beans, doesn't matter

>> No.18910201

>>18910114
Sikhs are nuts about natural foods. Depending on how observant they are they can have super restrictive diets that makes halal look like haha lol. (I'm proud of that one.)

>> No.18910316

>>18903299
$poundloli

>> No.18911764

>>18903193
You can get free food at hotels. Just walk into the buffet.
Mcdicks also gives free food if you pretend it's your birthday. Gotta make a new account but just use tempmail lol

>> No.18911771

>>18911764
>You can get free food at hotels. Just walk into the buffet.
Holy based.