I FUCKING HATE CROSS SECTIONS

[Anonymous No.18898066]

Like seriously, what the fuck is up with this stupid fucking reddit trend of cutting a piece of food in half (usually taking 10 seconds to do so with a dulled bread knife) and then separating it halfway to show the innards like "mmmmmmm you know you want some of this" life fuck nigga no i don't
this stupid trend reaches its absolute peak when some fat fuck smashes a bunch of terrible ingredients together (like melted american cheese and a quadruple bypass amount of butter) and then does this fucking cross section bullshit after FUCK I HATE IT (i mean i hate fat fucks and their idea of "food" but this is different)

whoever popularized this bullshit, i want it to STOP
NOW

[Anonymous No.18898070]

Because it gets clicks. It made you have an emotional response, didn't it?

[Anonymous No.18898087]

>>18898066
>reddit trend
you seem obsessed with reddit.

cutting sandwiches in half has been going on since the sandwich was invented.

imagine being so petty and stupid that someone cutting a sandwich in half, or making a tasty sandwich causes you so much butthurt.

[Anonymous No.18898090]

>>18898066
i wouldn't know what the current reddit trends are op

[Anonymous No.18898101]

>>18898066
What the fuck are you even angry about? Even /ck/ threads always want to see the cross section of a steak. It’s just to better display the food you prepared for an audience that cannot taste or interact with the food themselves.

[Anonymous No.18898108]

There's a million things you could be angry about in regards to food/cooking and social media but this is some autistic shit m8.

[Anonymous No.18898130]

>>18898066
the best thing about your rant is that it will stop nothing. it's impotent rage you feel OP.

[Anonymous No.18898143]

Lol. I like cutting my sandwiches just because I think cross sections are neat to look at, probably because of all the cross section art books I had as a kid

[Anonymous No.18898157]

whats the big deal man?
Could it be you're craving my Mcjoshies?

[Anonymous No.18898236]

>>18898157
>HOLY JESUS! HOLY SHIT! WHAT IS THAT??!?!? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!?

[Anonymous No.18898241]

>>18898066
>"reddit trend"
>screenshot from a youtube video
>"whoever popularized this bullshit"
I hate zoomers so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.18898257]

>>18898157

[Anonymous No.18898264]

I don't like this YT guy he gives me bad vibes
What did he do?

[Anonymous No.18898573]

>>18898264
molested someone i think

[Anonymous No.18899464]

>>18898264
He's a kike

[Anonymous No.18899486]

>>18898573
It's in the south carolina public records. Forget the actual charge but it was "child endangerment" or some shit. Obviously he was noncing.

[Anonymous No.18899497]

>>18898066
They just show you innards, and it isn't about Reddit. The trend began about 15 years ago or something.

[Anonymous No.18899509]

>>18898066

I stopped seeing reddit everywhere when I got off that site anon

you should try it too

[Anonymous No.18899550]

>>18898066
imagine this sperg in the ready to eat sandwich section of a deli just freaking out lmao

[Anonymous No.18899555]

>>18898066
i liked this guy
until i realized he is just a pawn that pushes goyslop and msg.
he cant cook

[Anonymous No.18899612]

Most Ylilauta thread right now

[Anonymous No.18899636]

>>18899486
>it's real

[Anonymous No.18899654]

>>18898066
>life fuck nigga
You broccoli heads need to learn that Reddit is your home anyway

[Anonymous No.18899661]

>>18898066
it's to show what a proper cook looks like, e.g. medium rare, runny yolk, etc.
if it's just cold cuts in a sandwich i dunno, but sandwiches are typically cut in half so not out of place either

[Anonymous No.18899665]

>>18898066
I love when my bagel place does this, makes you savor it more

[Anonymous No.18899725]

>>18898066
Oh, you mean the zoomer cooking tictok trend of making absurd sandwich stacks then slicing it for the cross section like some ASMR video? Yeah, that shit is stupid and ghey.

But OP pic is a muffalata, and they get quartered when you buy em. Even subway halves your foot long for you. The fuck are you freaking out about?

[Anonymous No.18899785]

>>18899486
not defending him but you realize that the term "child endagerment" usually applies to when a child can get hurt due to neglect, taking them somewhere dangerous, or doing something stupid that could hurt them right? Usually if the person is trying to fuck kids or groom them it's labeled as "luring" children, like drake bell was accused of

[Anonymous No.18899801]

>>18899612
torille :DDD

[Anonymous No.18901012]

>>18898066
i agree it makes no fucking sense. no one does that, nor does it adds anything. it's just for the camera.

[Anonymous No.18901089]

>>18898157
they did josh dirty no cap

[Anonymous No.18901184]

>>18898066
My friend is a professional chef for one of the good hotels in our city. I asked about the cross-section trend and he gave the best answer
>It's a mind trick. You're seeing a presentation of how the food looks as if you had it in your hands and were about to take a bite.

[Anonymous No.18901444]

>>18898066
>Checked

Are you the type of person that defines themselves by what they hate?

[Anonymous No.18901457]

>>18898066
Where's OP? he crapped his pants and went home crying?

[Anonymous No.18901469]

Is Reddit in the room with you now?

[Anonymous No.18901475]

>>18898066
ngmi(food)

[Anonymous No.18901496]

>>18898066
I love cross sections because they trigger OP.
Go cry in a corner non.cooking faggot

[Anonymous No.18901736]

>>18899785
>what is a plea deal?

[Anonymous No.18901835]

>>18898066
>obsessed with reddit
>yells at a trend he doesn't like
>still says nigga like he is an inner-city retard
Get ahold of yourself

[Anonymous No.18901897]

>>18898066
It shows the juices inside anon

[Anonymous No.18901989]

>>18898066
>life fuck nigga
KYS, nigger.