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You all laughed at me and said I would never start my food business. Look at me now nigga's. Oh how the tables have turned, now your mouth is watering wanting one of my homemade Zingers.

>> No.18895563

>>18895553
wheres the hash brown and tomato relish?

>> No.18895570

>>18895553
wuts a zingers

>> No.18895571
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18895571

>microwaving some frozen chicken and putting it between a store bought bun with bottled sauce and unmelted cheese slices and eating two of them in front of your computer now counts as "starting your own food business"

>> No.18895574

>>18895563
Thats a hash brown double, Zingers are 2 paties, lettuce, cheese and sauce. I currently don't have lettuce.

>> No.18895578

>>18895571
I made the sauce and the chicken is from scratch, I'm not making my own buns fuck you

>> No.18895580

>>18895574
no a zinger always has a hash brown and the tomato salsa

>> No.18895584

>>18895580
I've been eating Zingers for years and never once noticed any hashbrowns inside the burger, might be an American thing.

>> No.18895588

>>18895584
bruh im from the uk it always has a hash brown

>> No.18895597

>>18895553
nigga's? so nigga is?

>> No.18895599
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>>18895588
That's a Zinger Tower NOT a standard Zinger Burger. Learn your stuff little homie

>> No.18895608

>>18895597
No u

>> No.18895609

>>18895599
okay youre right but it is NOT a real zinger if there isnt a hash brown

>> No.18895629

>>18895609
I beg to disagree

>> No.18895630

>>18895553
Looks good, how much are you charging per zinger? Also what sides?
>how the tables have turned
Hopefully several times daily.

>> No.18896112

>>18895578
you made the chicken from scratch?
god shall be vengeful

>> No.18896117

>>18895553
cheese looks raw and unmelted

>> No.18896125

>>18896117
the Spicy, bold hotness of our FAMOUS NEW Zinger melts the cheese.

>> No.18896126

>>18895553
sauce looks like baby vomit

>> No.18896133

>>18896117
Melted cheese is gross, how do you expect me to melt it anyway?

>> No.18896202

>>18896133
Is this bait? Put the cheese on top of the chicken when it's on the grill, cover with a lid, and wala

>> No.18896211

>>18896202
The chicken is deepfriend , only way I could melt it is with a torch

>> No.18896219

>>18895553
looks pretty dank dude but not nearly as much sauce as zaxby's kickin chickin, not enough bread to accommodate it

>> No.18896224

>>18896133
>>18896211
use the torch

>> No.18896244

>>18895553
Where is your business located? I would like to transfer money to it in return for goods or services.

>> No.18896258

>>18896244
We are probably in diffetent countriesbut thanks for the compliment. Would you prefer this with pickles, lettuce and tomato or is that too much condiments?

>> No.18896265

>>18895553
Aw sweet let me just unhinge my jaw real quick. Yeah you've got about a month before you file for bankruptcy, enjoy it.

>> No.18896266

>>18896258
It depends on my mood at point of purchase.

>> No.18896299
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>>18896265
I ate them, just sqeeze the buns together

>>18896266
>It depends on my mood at point of purchase
Webm related, me serving you

>> No.18896308

>>18896299
He never pays money. Good deal.

>> No.18896316

>>18896308
You pay first

>> No.18896372

>>18895584
>might be an American thing.
Why do you Eurofolk always obsess about and vilify the Best Nation on Earth™?

>> No.18896386

>>18896133
>Melted cheese is gross
[opinion discarded]
Please never cook for anyone, even yourself.

>> No.18896412

>>18896299
>I ate them, just sqeeze the buns together
Never understood this nonsense.
The "burger" (not a burger) on the right in OP's pic is obviously made by an incompetent fool.
What else did they fuck up that's not immediately obvious?
Not going to put that in my mouth, even though _you'd_ be ok with crushing it to make it fit.

Also the ice cream thing in the webm?
How the FUCK is that an entertaining selling point?
Why not promote hot dogs by having each one come with a sharp kick in the nuts?

Fucking humans.

>> No.18896420

>>18896372
wtf does australia have to do with this?

>> No.18896437
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>>18896420
>australia

>> No.18896442

>>18896437
Srsly tho, you guys are ok.

>> No.18896461

>>18895553
please get better buns, those look like dry crusty shit

>> No.18897805

>>18895553
>chicken sandwiches
How original

>> No.18897807

>>18895571
This should have been
/thread.

>> No.18897855

>>18895578
Make the buns you lazy fuck. Your shop will fail and you deserve it

>> No.18897866

>>18896133
How do you not know how to melt cheese? What the fuck is wrong with you

Also melted cheese is gross!? Fuck you and your zinger

>> No.18897874

>>18896211
You’re fucking retarded. Use a salamander or oven broil dumb nigger. Melt the cheese on a flat top on the bread itself. Jesus

>> No.18897890

>>18896133
Also cold cheese on a deep fried meat will just make the cheese become warmish and partially melted. Your cheese will be like the only temperature that cheese really is gross. I haven’t been this angry in years. I hate you so much

>> No.18897911

>>18897874
Flat top? Salamander? Do you want to explain wtf you are talking about? Do I put the deep fried patty in the salamander with the cheese on it? Flat top? You mean a saucepan? The cheese will stick to that like this guy >>18897890 to a bag of fresh dicks.

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18897919

>>18895578
>I'm not making my own buns fuck you
Stay mogged then.

>> No.18897967

>>18897919
Burnt shit. Fail.

>> No.18897992

>>18897919
>Living exactly on the equator
Your sandviches will just fall apart. Stick to tacos or paninis.

>> No.18898003

>>18895553
i never laughed at you
sandwiches tasty but structurally clumsy

>> No.18898013

>>18895553
Nice bro! Are you the anon that wanted to start the food truck and I suggest doing a ghost kitchen + UberEats?

>> No.18898081

>>18897911
You're clearly larping. You don't own a restaurant and can't cook

>> No.18898134

>>18898013
Y-yeah stalker anon who knows me and my truck. I am nearly in a position to start the business, I am gaining the confidence on the food side, making good by working another job to do the upgrades and pay for registration etc and am feeling like I woll beable to start soon. Just need a few more upgrades like installing gas and few other bits and peices and will be all set.

>> No.18898300
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>>18898081
>>18898003
>>18897919
Another attempt

>> No.18898354

>>18898300
So do you run out of a restaurant, food cart or commissary? Are you profitable?

>> No.18898367

>>18898354
I'm in the process of starting a food truck

>> No.18898716

>>18898300
These look better…did you melt cheese? By salamder I mean essentially a broiler, where there is a heat source that is on top of food. Place cheese on buns, place under heat for 30 seconds, wala. By flattop I mean a flat metal cooktop with heat underneath that provides a large and consistently heated cook area. Place buns, inside facing up, on flattop or pan, put cheese on and cover, wait one minute and wala. Alternatively you can absolutely put cheese directly on a well seasoned and lightly oiled pan, then put the bread on top that. Use a fish spatula to get it off the cook top…griddled cheese is amazing. Wala

>> No.18898757

>>18897919
Don't even call your self a cook if you didn't harvest and grind your own flower.

>> No.18899014

>>18898757
Buy buns from the store and call yourself a cook if you want, but you’ll be making a worse product than if you make them

>> No.18899108

>>18895553
>generic bun twice as thick as the meat
>generic "spicy mayo" sauce
>cheese so unmelted it's giving gorden ramsey a boner
Wow you really broke the mold with that one buddy.

>> No.18899125

>>18898300
Pickles look generic as shit, popeyes pickles mog the hell out of those great value jar sad things you have. Make your own with actual flavor if you want to have a chance. Good larp though.

>> No.18899150

>>18899125
>>18899108
Post a better example or gtfo, nobody is born a perfect cook and everyone deserves to be given a chance in the kitchen, thats always been my motto.

>> No.18899167

>>18895571

/thread over

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>>18895553
Beautiful, just magnificent.

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>>18899178
Kek, can you do one where you put my buns in his hands? I admit I do need to start making my own buns now, thanks guys.

>> No.18899214

>>18899202
I know this is a larp but melt the cheese and get better pickles or you will fail day one. But the fact that you don't even know what a salamander is shows that you are so in over your head you are working your way towards homelessness. If for some reason you are serious stop wasting your time here and go educate yourself. There is limitless information online, spend a couple of months learning what the fuck a restaurant business entails and how to do it and then you'll know about 5% of what you need to do to succeed and you'll probably realize you are in over your head and wisely bow out before you make the mistake of your lifetime.
www.score.org

>> No.18899223

>>18898367
Oh, well keep us updated. I'm thinking about doing wood fired pizzas at the farmers market this year. just out of a portable oven trailer and gazebo, so it'd only be like $5k startup cost. paid off after ~500 pizzas.

>> No.18899228

>>18895599
Ayyyyy, it's the little homie guy. Hey, fuck you

>> No.18899246

>>18899214
You don't know where I live. It's not called a Salamander where I live. Ah yeah I am serious, it's just been a dream so far of working for myself because I have no real skills because of how my life has panned out. But anyway you people are mean and love to shatter dreams but that's ok because I have nowhere else to post my creations. The area I live literally has no other options and heaps of tourists passing through. I'm doing a job and saving to get set up but nearly there. Anyway whatever fuck you guys. Most chefs are absolute assholes like you. Think you are tough for being harsh and critical, thars not toughness. Tough people are kind no matter what they have to deal with.

>> No.18899248

>>18895553
Did not look at your before will only look at your after by accident.
Also what.

>> No.18899252

>>18899246
The restaurant business is one of the most cutthroat industries there is. We are tough and mean because that is what the real world is like. If you want someone to pat you on the back and tell you everything is going to be hunky dory go try reddit I'm sure you'll get a hundred updoots but you won't get half of the advice you'll get here.
We tell you the shit others won't the shit that would actually give you have a chance at succeeding but first you have to drop the ego and realize that you know nothing and start from there.
If you can't handle this much criticism I fear you have little chance of making it in the real world but I wish you luck.
And melt your fucking cheese bro no one likes a hard piece of cheese in their sandwich.

>> No.18899556

I'm sorry king. We are worms.

>> No.18900314

>>18899252
Get out

>> No.18900450

>>18900314
No, he's right. You should stay on reddit from now on. They will tell you the nice things you want to hear while you go bankrupt.

>> No.18900461

>>18900450
I said get out

>> No.18900565

>>18898300
Looks better except that the bread still sucks.
Nothing wrong with buying buns, just get something better than these dog biscuits.

>> No.18900582

>>18899125
>Make your own with actual flavor
Pickles are pretty easy to make OP, strongly consider this guy's advice. You can really set your product apart, make it special.

>> No.18900635

>>18899223
$10 per pie? Nice markup.
Last Christmas, if I'd had time last Christmas, I'd have made pic related (Charlie Brown Christmas tree).
They sell for $20 on Amazon, probably cost a dollar in parts.

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>>18899246
>But anyway you people are mean and love to shatter dreams
Welcome to /ck/. I'm rooting for you, but yeah.
And that's probably a good thing. If you went someplace they just told you what you wanted to hear, "yeah just do whatever, it'll all magically work out!", that wouldn't be very helpful, huh?
Good luck, man.

>> No.18900649

>>18895553
How do you get the chicken looking like that?

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>>18900635
Shit, forgot the pic.

>> No.18900660

>>18900649
He buys it from an actual business that makes fried chicken patties and then goes home an constructs his own sandwich and calls it his creation.

>> No.18900675

>>18899246
OP i think your burgers look amazing. /ck/ is a bunch of faggots who made a meme about the McChicken being the best fast food sandwich. Also, you're on 4chan. Just ignore the obvious retards

>> No.18900676

>>18900644
For the last time, I said get out.

>> No.18900677

>>18895553
I'd pay $15 for one of those

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>>18900676
You said it to somebody else before, bot.

>> No.18900720

>>18900677
Post fedora and finely coiffed beard.

>> No.18900724

>>18900675
>look amazing
No, that's objectively false.
OP's not gonna suck your pussy, no matter how hard you try.

>>18900677
>I'd pay $15 for one of those
Why do people just go on the interwebs and tell lies?

>> No.18900725

>>18895553
>lets a rat loose in your store
nuttin personal kiddo

>> No.18900750

>>18900724
They looks delicious. Show me a tastier-looking burger

>> No.18900783

>>18899246
Ok I was mean and now I feel bad but tbf this is 4chan and you should have known. The criticism you got was fair. Bake your own bread, make your own pickles, adjust your technique a bit.

>> No.18900789

>>18895553
Left one looks okay. Right one looks retardedly tall.

>> No.18900804

>>18900582
Make everything yourself absolutely. It will be cheaper and better and if you get the right tools and systems it will save you money in the long run

>> No.18901126

>>18900750
They look like you have to eat them with a knife and fork.
Probably just as well, since you could skip the hockey puck buns.

>> No.18901134

>>18900750
>Show me a tastier-looking burger
a) They aren't burgers.
b) I could shit something that looked more appetizing.

>> No.18902722

>>18895553
ngl everything between the buns looks delish

>> No.18902827

>>18895553
use pic related as the cheese niqqa, over here we call it "rulo de queso de cabra", it's goat cheese but in soft form, also be a good nibba and offer BBQ sauce option, as well as serving it with fries, or at least offer them as a plus

>> No.18902831
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>>18902827
>pic related
here

>> No.18902834

>>18895578
>I'm not making my own buns fuck you
also use nice and shinny brioxe buns

>> No.18903445

>>18902722
>looks delish
It looks like cold cheese, an unknown sauce and deep-fried "something".
Jesus.

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>>18895553
put all the tendies in the bag and noone gets hurt

>> No.18903924

>>18898757
Don't call yourself anything but subhuman if you cant spell flour. That wasn't a typo, with misplaced or missing letters. That is illiteracy.

>> No.18903936

>>18900461
You sound like my wife right before she fell down some stairs. Such a clumsy broad.

>> No.18903939
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>>18895553
Melt you damn cheese senpai

>> No.18903953

>>18896299
My nigga bouta cry