French Fries

[Anonymous No.18895110]

I rarely dine out but I had french fries today and they're always so greasy that they make me feel sick afterwards. Can you only eat these if you have Amerifat gut biome?

[Anonymous No.18895119]

>>18895110
post mutilated ballsac

[Anonymous No.18895125]

>>18895110
No, any healthy gut biome is fine.

[Anonymous No.18895134]

>>18895110
>french
>Amerifat
no grease where you're from?

[Anonymous No.18895135]

Amerifat, do Muricans really? How do americans do this or that?
Amazing how intrigued by us you all are. I could care less about you
starve

[Anonymous No.18895149]

>>18895110
>Amerifat
You mis-spelled "robust and not wimpy".
Jesus, dude.
If fried po-ta-toes are a serious issue, just get in the fucking box and let's move on to burying you today.
Is salt an issue too?
Does black pepper kick your ass?
Would a spoonful of sugar put you in the hospital?
Wow.

[Anonymous No.18895164]

Yeah if you don't eat them very often you really notice how bad they are. I think it is the same with most takeout, especially the really bad stuff like mcdonald's.

Fries are particularly bad though - they are deep-fried in seed oils that have been (re)heated to high temps and have been sitting there oxidizing for hours. If you're going to have takeout best to avoid fries altogether. Usually at a restaurant you can replace fries with something like mashed potatoes if you ask. If you're at a burger chain just skip it all together or get a smaller burger as a side.

[Anonymous No.18896235]

>>18895164
I'm inclined to agree with you. I didn't eat fast food for 2 years during the pandemic, and going back to the world of drive-througs I really didn't care for the taste.
Ok, so that sounds like it's an acquired taste, like brussles or beer. But then why do little kids like it from day one?
Did fries get a lot worse between 2020 and today?

[Anonymous No.18897537]

>>18895110
>Has French in the name
>Can you only eat these if you have Amerifat gut biome?

[Anonymous No.18897929]

>>18895110


Steak fries are great, your gay.

[Anonymous No.18897942]

maybe the fryer wasn't at full temperature, frying to cold makes the food retain grease, or that restaurant is shitty about changing the oil or something

[Anonymous No.18898332]

One word, NINJA

[Anonymous No.18898347]

>>18895110
but french fries are belgian

[Anonymous No.18899459]

>>18895110
this only happens to me with frozen store bought fries. they get drenched in oil before they're frozen. if the fries look like in the OP they were store bought and frozen.
make your own fries or find a restaurant that isn't too lazy to cut a few potatoes in pieces so they're still fresh and need less oil. they also taste much lighter if you use olive oil but that's pretty expensive obviously

[Anonymous No.18899489]

>>18897929
>not even cooked fries in you’re path

[Anonymous No.18899767]

>>18895164
>If you're at a burger chain just skip it all together
So much this
Instead of a side just get more patties or bacon
It's carbs that make people fat after all

[Anonymous No.18900070]

I sharted. Also I eat french fries daily with 3 to 5 cheeseburgers. I don't know if that answers your question at all OP, I don't know what a gut biome is.

[Anonymous No.18900078]

>>18895134
Pigs are highly intelligent creatures, few animals are considered more intelligent such as ravens, dolphins, and humans. The rare breeds of rich marble pork like Berkshire pigs are especially intelligent which makes them particularly kind and easy to deal with.

[Anonymous No.18900082]

>>18895110
OP I think you just are weak and you got defeated by some french fries can't imagine what Indian food does to you.

[Anonymous No.18900137]

>>18900078
The Jews and Muslims had it right, but for the wrong reasons

[Anonymous No.18900667]

>>18897929
A lot of fries are great. Opie's probably talking about fast food fries.

[Anonymous No.18900734]

>>18895164
>>18896235
>>18895110
All you retards are missing the biggest fault in french fries as a design: the surface area of the thing being fried. A lot of fries are like 50% grease given the square cube law and how much surface they tend to have to insides. Its not like frying a chicken where the greasy fried outside is complementary to the chicken itself, no, for many fries the potato is simply a vehicle to retain the fried bits. (which sometimes admittedly, you want)
>>18900137
no, they had it wrong for the right reasons.

[Anonymous No.18900744]

Bro just get an airfryer already

[Anonymous No.18901114]

>>18900734
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>sToP LiKiNg WhAt I dOn'T lIKe!!!
>iT mAkEs U sTuPiD!!!!!1

[Anonymous No.18901120]

>>18900734
>no, they had it wrong for the right reasons.
"Because God said so" is the "right reason"?
SMDH

[Anonymous No.18901123]

>>18900744
>I missed the "dine out" part of OP's post.

[Anonymous No.18901156]

>>18895110
Probably used the wrong kind of potato if they were greasy.

[Anonymous No.18901195]

>>18901123
Just carry it around, duh.

[Anonymous No.18901223]

>>18901156
Surprised no-one has mentioned single-dip vs double dip at two temps.
But yeah, russets not yukon.

[Anonymous No.18901307]

>>18901120
>"Because my moral canon said so"
I would say thats fundamentally a right reason, yes.

[Anonymous No.18901313]

>>18901114
I said it was a fault, I still like them.
not going on a crusade again them, just said what I think was a more crutal point to OP’s feelings.

[Anonymous No.18901435]

>>18901307
>>"Because my moral canon said so"
There's nothing moral about divine command theory.
Almost the opposite.
"It takes religion to make a good person do evil things." - C. Hitchens