/ck/ webm thread

[Anonymous No.18887304]

/ck/ webm thread

[Anonymous No.18887307]

[Anonymous No.18887308]

[Anonymous No.18887309]

>>18887308
God I hate picky eaters.

[Anonymous No.18887311]

>>18887309
I piss on you

>>18887308
this woman is amazing

[Anonymous No.18887312]

>>18887304
Now is that chooclate or that bean paste shit they got over there?

[Anonymous No.18887315]

>>18887308
I hope she dies painfully.

[Anonymous No.18887316]

[Anonymous No.18887318]

>>18887304

[Anonymous No.18887320]

>>18887311
I piss in you

[Anonymous No.18887342]

[Anonymous No.18887345]

[Anonymous No.18887372]

>>18887304
There's no way that bowl is safe to use in a pan right? Ill buy it tomorrow if it is.

[Anonymous No.18887386]

>>18887372
it's silicone, it should be fine

[Anonymous No.18887540]

>>18887372
Silicone has a pretty damn high melting point.
We use it fairly commonly in lab work for casting samples.

[Anonymous No.18887556]

>>18887316
Even making popcorn looks dangerous in China

>>18887318
This is cool

[Anonymous No.18887566]

>>18887316
IDK why I thought it's a burnt dog on stick there

[Anonymous No.18887578]

>>18887315
This but you

[Anonymous No.18887585]

>>18887312
Definitely not chocolate

[Anonymous No.18887636]

>>18887308
I am so proud of her guys. She is an example to us all that if you work hard enough, you can have a disability and still be an attention whore.

[Anonymous No.18887644]

>>18887312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIOE_yja7hU

[Anonymous No.18887652]

>>18887316
Imagine that was your life, you're some poor schmuck who sits on the street corner and operates the popcorn hand grenade machine.

[Anonymous No.18887654]

>>18887308
I can save her bros.

[Anonymous No.18887687]

>>18887304
>Japanese
>eggs

nope

[Anonymous No.18887691]

>>18887652
I want to start a band named popcorn hand grenade machine

[Anonymous No.18887772]

>>18887652
Honestly seems more fulfilling than most modern Western livings.

[Anonymous No.18887797]

[Anonymous No.18887803]

>>18887540
Gag

[Anonymous No.18887805]

>>18887797
this is sad

[Anonymous No.18887807]

>>18887540
all that for a sandwich?

[Anonymous No.18887899]

[Anonymous No.18887900]

>>18887899
fucking hell at least kill it first and put it out of its misery

[Anonymous No.18887919]

[Anonymous No.18887923]

[Anonymous No.18887926]

[Anonymous No.18887929]

[Anonymous No.18887934]

>>18887318
Source?

[Anonymous No.18887937]

>lol
lol>

[Anonymous No.18887945]

>>18887919
so it's just batter fried mushrooms, on a stick, minus the stick that is already an appetizer in like, 30% of all chain restaurants

[Anonymous No.18887967]

>>18887934
itz not a source itz a pancake m8

[Anonymous No.18887971]

Scraegg

[Anonymous No.18887973]

Now in gruel form

[Anonymous No.18887974]

[Anonymous No.18887976]

And slop form

[Anonymous No.18887986]

>>18887976
SERVE

[Anonymous No.18887990]

>>18887971
>>18887973
Why do you need an appliance the size of an English Mastiff just to make worse eggs than you could make in a pan?

[Anonymous No.18888011]

>>18887974
Nice Whitebait

[sage No.18888039]

>>18887919

Hahaha this nigger frying wood

[Anonymous No.18888041]

>>18887900
How does one kill a sheet of skin?

[Anonymous No.18888063]

>>18887772
Back off with your reddit spacing. It objectively does not. His entire society only sees him as the poor popcorn man he is and treat him as such. He we will be confined to his hometown his entire life. He will not afford having clean clothes each day, an annual vacation to look forward to, nevermind affording the time to learn anything new on his own, or in academia. Being in this social bracket in Asia it's uncommon to be a knower of things. All this is not fulfilling. It's the Asian equivalent of the wage shuffle.

[Anonymous No.18888069]

>>18887919
I'd rather not eat anything made by her
Those nails are hideous

[Anonymous No.18888078]

>>18887974
>deep fried fish shit

[Anonymous No.18888099]

>>18888063

[Anonymous No.18888109]

>>18887654
she's married

[Anonymous No.18888117]

>>18887797
get this nigga in the gym

[Anonymous No.18888205]

>>18887540
I'm not sure if Portuguese are aware of that traditional dish of their

[Anonymous No.18888229]

>>18887900
lost

[Anonymous No.18888327]

[Anonymous No.18888331]

>>18887308
I can fix her

[Anonymous No.18888354]

>>18887967
Who made it? What's his channel?

[Anonymous No.18888366]

welp, im fucked. Rent just increased by 150 dollars and im already broke as it is.
How can I each cheaply but with some flavor.
my diet already just consists of chicken legs and spaghetti

[Anonymous No.18888375]

>>18888366
what do you work as?

[Anonymous No.18888381]

>>18887919
What an utter waste of mushrooms

[Anonymous No.18888383]

>>18888366
>being a rentoid
Its not hard at all to get a house loan anon, walk into your local credit union and ask them for a roadmap on how to appease them.
Youll be surprised the sort of stuff they will overlook, if you have a year or two of using their credit card and never missing a payment.

I defaulted on like 5 credit cards (that my mom took out in my name and didnt tell me) and I still got a house loan, and then a car loan. I just had to prove to the credit union that I would pay them back, and that I had a real job.

90% of the zoomers and doomers have never actually went and inquired about buying a house before, they just assume they cant get one.

[Anonymous No.18888389]

>>18888383
Actual retard

[Anonymous No.18888398]

>>18888389
Actual homeowner who doesnt have to deal with a landlord**

[Anonymous No.18888556]

[Anonymous No.18888567]

>>18888556
i guess you survive on an island with polar bears and smoke demons and shit and afterwards the only thing that can make you happy is spinning tubs of popcorn

[Anonymous No.18888569]

[Anonymous No.18888627]

>>18887971
>>18887973
>>18887976
if i were in a self defense situation with someone trying to serve me this slop, i would put them in the fucking ground, hypothetically

[Anonymous No.18888637]

[Anonymous No.18888643]

>>18888567
Does anyone even get this reference anymore?

[Anonymous No.18888644]

>>18887540
Here in Canada this would cost $200 to make

[Anonymous No.18888654]

>>18888637
could be a ketochad but he has to bread it

[Anonymous No.18888659]

>>18888637
You know, after how that hamburger looked on the pan, I really wanted to give this dude a chance.
But it is just fucking impossible for a guy making that face to not be a massive faggot, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.18888665]

>>18887899
Average pissing enjoyer

[Anonymous No.18888771]

>>18888643
was one of the most popular series of all time it's fair to say people will get it

[Anonymous No.18888787]

>>18887556
those things periodically explode. If your hands are too close, they're gone.

[Anonymous No.18888801]

[Anonymous No.18888820]

>>18887899
Easily one of the most revolting things I have seen on 4chan and I've been here since 2008

[Anonymous No.18888835]

[Anonymous No.18888836]

>>18888556
you just know that bucket is gonna be delicious.

[Anonymous No.18888841]

[Anonymous No.18888845]

>>18888835
How can they be so beautiful and disgusting at the same time?

[Anonymous No.18888860]

>>18888841
Why is that "cocoa" so red and thin

[Anonymous No.18888861]

>>18887636
>t. takes things personally while anonymous

[Anonymous No.18888893]

[Anonymous No.18888913]

>>18887308
She appears to have cerebral palsy, but then she does a thumbs-up at the end and smiles like she doesn't.

[Anonymous No.18888917]

>>18888893
Where did the light come from at 32 seconds?

[Anonymous No.18888957]

>>18888845
Do /ck/ mods do part time on r/roastme?

[Anonymous No.18888958]

>>18888917
he quickly checked his phone for how to cook eggs

[Anonymous No.18888974]

>>18887652
Kek

[Anonymous No.18888978]

>>18887316
but why
a microwave would be a cheaper, easier and faster way to do this

[Anonymous No.18889023]

>>18888893
How does he get out?

[Anonymous No.18889030]

>>18888627

ur very tuff

[Anonymous No.18889054]

>>18889023
sadly he can not eggscape.

[Anonymous No.18889057]

>>18888205
everyone knows it's not traditional there; it's just some immigrant who worked in france who thought that a croque monsieur was nice, but lacked of pork steak, sausages, needed more cheese, beer sauce and has to be served with fries.

portugueses people eat rice and fries on the same dishes like it's a normal thing, and yeah, egg on top of meat is also normal

[Anonymous No.18889121]

>>18887540
>cheese inside
Amateurs

[Anonymous No.18889142]

>>18887919
I'm going to be the contrarian and say that the sliced mushrooms seem like a great idea. Just put them in a rôti or whatever it's called.

[Anonymous No.18889181]

>>18887316
I remember I went to visit China, specifically Bejing, when I was in grade school with my mom. She was a teacher and took some students over on exchange for a month. Would have been mid to late 90s.

The best thing I ever ate over there was a sweet potato we bought off a street vendor like this, he had a massive barrel with coals in the bottom and would roast the potatoes inside.

When you bought it he would cut a strip in it and put soem kind of butter inside then wrap it in newspaper. Mom didn't let me eat the skin because she thought it was dirty.

Crazy how seeing this took me back to that.

[Anonymous No.18889198]

>>18888860
there are different types and brands

[Anonymous No.18889205]

>>18887372
>>18887386
>>18887540
its not safe, siloxanes start leeching into your food under boiling point, there's been no real study on consuming them over time.
Silicon bakeware and cooking stuff is untested and for peasants. Let others be the guinea pigs.
Would you really be surprised if twenty years from now they discovered its bad for you just like BPA?

[Anonymous No.18889215]

>>18889023
he can't otherwise he will break them, he has to sell all the eggs before he's allowed to leave

[Anonymous No.18889224]

>>18887899
What is the point in this?

>>18887540
Love these.

>>18888556
I respect the man for his trade.

>>18888637
I fucking love this dude. I watch him all the time on YouTube. He's gotten soft lately in that he doesn't do stuff like this anymore. Maybe he was getting fat.

>>18888893
How much would one of those cost?

[Anonymous No.18889226]

>>18888835
well they washed it first, I don't see any problem

[Anonymous No.18889350]

>>18888978
But then you don't get that earthy metallic flavor from when they left it sitting in an iron cage five feet from the road.

[Anonymous No.18889365]

>>18888771
Can you help an anon out who does not know the reference ?

[Anonymous No.18889368]

>>18888957
Sure seems like it

[Anonymous No.18889377]

>>18887919
Vegans are so deluded they'll actually go through all the effort of wrapping shit around a wooden dowel then deep frying it instead of just not making a "vegan drumstick"

[Anonymous No.18889441]

>>18889226
Yeah but was the water sanitary?

[Anonymous No.18889451]

[Anonymous No.18889534]

>>18889205

[Anonymous No.18889561]

>>18887934
Boku no pico

[Anonymous No.18889596]

>>18888917
I must have seen that video a hundred times and I've never noticed that before. What the hell.

[Anonymous No.18889632]

>>18888893
>tfw I'm the one who started the "how does he get out?" meme because I was drunk

[Anonymous No.18889660]

>>18889632
an odd thing to claim, i wonder if it's true

[Anonymous No.18889707]

>>18888556
You can tell he doesn't really want to be there, but respect to him for making the best of it.

[Anonymous No.18889709]

>>18889660
It's either true or a hell of a coincidence that other people were already saying it and I happened to say it in a thread where no one else did, but I suppose that's possible too

[Anonymous No.18889727]

>>18888860
It's natural cocoa powder. It has a more reddish color and a brighter flavor than Dutch process cocoa powder, which has been treated with alkalis to give it the dark brown color and chocolate flavor you expect.

[Anonymous No.18889760]

>>18887342
>>18887345
>>18887919
>>18888556
>>18888569
>>18888637
>>18888841
Death to America

[Anonymous No.18889831]

[Anonymous No.18889860]

[Anonymous No.18889897]

>>18887990
>its the revolution

[Anonymous No.18889922]

>>18889860
>that sign at the end
lmao perfect

[Anonymous No.18890037]

>>18887797
Do Bongs really?

[Anonymous No.18890045]

>>18889860
That rosy the roastie done that on purpose

[Anonymous No.18890054]

>>18887797
This guy will be dead by 30 if he's actually eating like 10k kcal a day.

[Anonymous No.18890058]

>>18888913
its a muscle disease you numpty, they can move their arms in certain ways, she can probably cross her arms but cant put them above her head

[Anonymous No.18890061]

>>18887345
git 'er done

[Anonymous No.18890069]

>>18890037
yes, unlike americans we admit to be disgusting

[Anonymous No.18890087]

>>18887919
yum yum ?
what the fuck is with the weird post at a few seconds where she looks into the lens?

[Anonymous No.18890095]

>>18887945
yeah but at least they add fucking garlic butter or something tasty so its not just earthy bland mushrooms

[Anonymous No.18890101]

>>18887797
>shovel
>nod
>shovel
>nod
>shovel
>guzzle
>nod

[Anonymous No.18890114]

>>18889224
>What is the point in this?
To remove the scales from a fish skin. Maybe to make leather?

[Anonymous No.18890180]

>>18889860
She managed to keep most of it.

[Anonymous No.18890276]

>>18888957
Moderation is the same everywhere that it exists. Different people but the same mentality and perspective. I don't blame them, mind you. I'd never want to mod, I know i'd end up the same way with the same feelings.

[Anonymous No.18890301]

>>18887556
>Even making popcorn looks dangerous in China
You have no idea.

[Anonymous No.18890309]

>>18890301
>kernal claymore
ouch

[Anonymous No.18890333]

>>18888556
a true showman. We don't get that very often anymore.

[Anonymous No.18890336]

>>18888366
My rent went up by 10 dollars recently. I kind of felt bad about it but my parents are nice people so it's okay if they get a little raise :)

[Anonymous No.18890340]

>>18888063
>He will not afford an annual vacation to look forward to, nevermind affording the time to learn anything new on his own, or in academia.

[Anonymous No.18890360]

>>18887566
I was thinking cat. I was confused and angry for a lot of that video.

[Anonymous No.18890362]

>>18890340
>if I use soyjak, it means my point is better!

[Anonymous No.18890373]

>>18890058
>cerebral palsy
>muscle disease
>cerebral
>muscle
damn you are fucking stupid. CP isn't a muscle disease, it's a neurological disorder that causes people to be unable to control their muscles properly. it's literally in the name: it's a palsy (paralysis or stiffness) caused by the brain (cerebral). people with CP have perfectly normally functioning muscles, they just can't control them properly.

[Anonymous No.18890382]

>>18890373
>disorder that causes people to be unable to control their muscles properly
Right.... so it's a muscle disease, then. Dipshit.

[Anonymous No.18890391]

>>18890362
Accusing others of using reddit spacing, and then going on a rant that wouldn't be out of place on reddit, doesn't deserve anything else.

[Anonymous No.18890402]

>>18887919
>see "vegan fried chicken"
>not sure if it's a white woman because vegan or a black woman because fried chicken
>play video for 1 second
>it's a mulatto

[Anonymous No.18890406]

>>18890382
parkinsons isn't a muscle disease you dumb fuck, it's a CNS disease which has SYMPTOMS that manifest in the muscular system. we don't classify diseases by their symptoms, that would be some fucking retarded caveman shit.

[Anonymous No.18890416]

>>18887308
She's cute.

[Anonymous No.18890420]

>>18890406
Eh, parkinsons doesn't affect muscles really, it more effects balance and trembles. I would say that's a balance and tremble disease, as opposed, to a muscle disease or CN'S.

[Anonymous No.18890427]

>>18890373
yes it effects motor functions and your muscles
im the actual person who posted that and why are you so fucking uppity about it you sped?

[Anonymous No.18890431]

>>18887342
These slop burgers are so unappealing yet retards eat them.

[Anonymous No.18890432]

>>18890420
ah, i see. according to your nomenclature, you would suffer from a "sucking dick disease", but must people would just call you a faggot.

[Anonymous No.18890435]

>>18890432
>nomenclature
there is nothing better than when a retard uses big words to sound smarter-erer

[Anonymous No.18890445]

>>18890435
at least i don't have sucking-dick-disease

[Anonymous No.18890452]

>>18890445
well at least im good at something which is more than you can say.
im not even the idiot youre arguing with shitbrains

[Anonymous No.18890465]

>>18890432
Doesn't matter, I'm handsome, and yes my dad had CN's disease and I would honestly consider that more of a bowel disease than a brain disorder so you were wrong there too. Fucking reet.

[Anonymous No.18890470]

>>18888556
would be more impressive if he wasn't spilling so much everywhere.

[Anonymous No.18890517]

>>18890465
You're an ugly doofus 25 but never finished puberty looking motherfucker

[Anonymous No.18890527]

>>18887899
Jesus we are so fucked

[Anonymous No.18890543]

>>18890527
wtf are you a fish or something?

[Anonymous No.18890552]

>>18890276
Woah, they're activated

[Anonymous No.18890565]

>>18890416
She's got a nice rack too but you can't see it in that webm. Wonder if she's still pumping out kids and got some engorged milkers rn.

[Anonymous No.18890573]

>>18889181
neat

[Anonymous No.18890578]

>>18890543
blub blub

[Anonymous No.18890747]

>>18890578
C-Can you fuck me, mr.fish?

[Anonymous No.18890875]

>>18887899
how does that even work???

[Anonymous No.18890905]

>>18888637
why would you waste that cut

[Anonymous No.18890951]

>>18887342
>ground beef
>pink

[Anonymous No.18891033]

>>18890301
man just evaporated

[Anonymous No.18891054]

>>18887919
seems at least a bit better than that one made with noodles

[Anonymous No.18891071]

>>18887899
What is happening here

[Anonymous No.18891187]

The ultimate chocolate dessert.

[Anonymous No.18891208]

>>18891187
Why is ther the dogs in this ewbem>

[Anonymous No.18891213]

>>18891187

[Anonymous No.18891286]

>>18890391

[Anonymous No.18891291]

>>18891286
>animu
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.18891388]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wctonBGGyus

[Anonymous No.18891400]

>>18887797
I'm American and was still nauseated.

[Anonymous No.18891417]

>>18887342
>liquid "cheese"
>meat isn't even cooked
This is just the saddest burger I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.18891550]

>>18887652
the man is a poet and philosopher

[Anonymous No.18891577]

>>18887807
It's a really good fucking sandwich.

[Anonymous No.18891610]

>>18890552
Kek, you got me

[Anonymous No.18891635]

>>18887923

[Anonymous No.18891647]

>>18888366

my rent goes up that much every year, when i sign a new lease, learn to make sandwiches

[Anonymous No.18891683]

>>18889860

she got GULLED

[Anonymous No.18892246]

>>18891033
Turned into smoke where he stood

[Anonymous No.18892278]

>>18887797
What gets me the most is how stupidly wide he opens his mouth to shovel in food (makes this weird gesture with his lips too). I've seen this with other retarded fatties before, what is it? Mouth breathing?

[Anonymous No.18892418]

>>18890360
>kneejerk racism makes someone confused and angry for no reason
pottery

[Anonymous No.18892583]

[Anonymous No.18892599]

[Anonymous No.18892609]

>>18890875
>>18891071
Pretty sure it's hot oil being poured over fish skin, so the skin is being fried over the course of the video.
Why would you do this? Fuck if I know.

[Anonymous No.18892651]

>>18887316
Leave it to the chinese to turn even popcorn making in an industrial incident.

[Anonymous No.18892652]

>>18887318
Sounds pretty based of you ask me

[Anonymous No.18892665]

>>18892599
Jack would be so proud of this webm may he rest in peace.

[Anonymous No.18892767]

>>18887308
>Someone got to slam her pussy as her arms waved uncontrollably due to her muscle disease
>Probably madly in love too
>Here I am.. alone
This world is too much.

[Anonymous No.18892853]

>>18892599
Hope she's not married 'cos I'm in love.

[Anonymous No.18892960]

>>18892853
you like her huge beef then, lad?

[Anonymous No.18893134]

[Anonymous No.18893272]

>>18888556

I'll have two, please.

[Anonymous No.18893305]

>>18892599
that shit isnt even blue rare, its straight up raw and looks dry and tasteless, no marbling

[Anonymous No.18893310]

>>18890045
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.18893311]

>>18887372
It's Safe & Effective.

[Anonymous No.18893316]

>>18889205
its not like Im consuming a kg of silicone a day, I just use a silicon spatula in the uncommon occasions I have to use a teflon pan

[Anonymous No.18893320]

>>18887345
kino asmr

[Anonymous No.18893321]

>>18888654
fuck off boring cunt

[Anonymous No.18893323]

>>18889224
>I fucking love this dude
please fuck off and never post in this board again

[Anonymous No.18893327]

>>18889224
>>18892609
to eat it
fish skin is fuckin good plebs

[Anonymous No.18893334]

>>18890340
>annual vacation
I can't even do that, don't get enough time off.
>time to learn
No free time

[Anonymous No.18893348]

>>18888893
How did he afford all that? Must be rich af

[Anonymous No.18893352]

>>18888845
this would be perfect if it were a permaban and not 90d
like winning the game

[Anonymous No.18893354]

>>18887318
Transcake

[Anonymous No.18893391]

[Anonymous No.18893430]

[Anonymous No.18893512]

[Anonymous No.18893533]

>>18889365
Hurley millionaire.

[Anonymous No.18893554]

>>18893391
Bri'ish "food"

[Anonymous No.18893572]

>>18891187
But it doesn't even get cooked? Its an unfinished video

[Anonymous No.18893604]

>>18889860
lol @ the sign at the end warning about seagull attacks

[Anonymous No.18893605]

[Anonymous No.18893611]

[Anonymous No.18893659]

>>18893611
gets me every time

[Anonymous No.18893675]

>>18893611
Shouldn't have overate.

[Anonymous No.18893720]

>>18889205
Boggles my mind how people still readily accept plastic spatula and other stuff around food and cooking even when it has been proven that a dozen different types of plastics are carcinogenic.
It's not even about being smart or dumb, it's about self preservation. If 5 Chinese lightbulbs are known to give shock on touch, you bet your as I'm not going to touch the 6th one no matter if someone comes out to say it will shock or not

[Anonymous No.18893726]

>>18893675
good doggy

[Anonymous No.18893770]

>>18887919
At least it's mushroom and not estrogen-bean based. I'll give her points just for that.

[Anonymous No.18893806]

>>18893720
It's literally in the water. Avoiding plastic utensils because you're worried about plastic as a carcinogen is like avoiding wooden utensils because ash particulates cause lung cancer. It's too late.

[Anonymous No.18893814]

[Anonymous No.18893825]

[Anonymous No.18893828]

[Anonymous No.18893883]

>>18893391
Good lord he is such a hack

[Anonymous No.18893951]

>>18887316
>explosive pressure
>in china
>on the street
death wish

[Anonymous No.18894025]

>>18893726
are you retarded thats clearly a cat

[Anonymous No.18894026]

>>18890951
>>18891417
I fucking hate Millennials so fucking much. Pink burgers were a common thing you could order at restaurants that weren't shit, and a common request at backyard barbecues. Then dedicated butchers were replaced with shitty supermarkets that hired shitty employees and everything is coated in salmonella.
There's nothing wrong with pink burgers so long as you don't have shit beef.

[Anonymous No.18894028]

>>18887929
I've made this before, it's a bit of pain unless you have a bucket of cornstarch and in the end it doesn't taste like much else, just starch with some sugar, even when you add flavoring to the starch. It's mostly a fun texture to eat.

[Anonymous No.18894044]

>>18894026
the point is its FUCKING RAW
you could eat any meat raw but food tastes better cooked

[Anonymous No.18894051]

>>18893814
>Beach rat eats street rat

>>18894026
Blame boomers, they've always been the backbone of the goyslop industry. Millenials are actually running a lot of slop chains out of business.

[Anonymous No.18894081]

>>18894044
>food tastes better cooked
It tastes d̳i̳f̳f̳e̳r̳e̳n̳t̳ cooked. Raw food has it's own unique flavor, and normal people enjoy having a variety of flavors, unless you're some sort autistic who just eats fast food for every meal.

[Anonymous No.18894088]

>>18894081
>d̳i̳f̳f̳e̳r̳e̳n̳t̳
Wtf?

[Anonymous No.18894113]

>>18894026
How the fuck is that our fault?

[Anonymous No.18894115]

>>18887926
If this was shown in America, some "person" would end up suing the company after they tried to drink boiling water.

[Anonymous No.18894119]

>>18894026
This is the boomers fault.

And not the people retards call boomers... actual fucking baby boomers born after WW2.

[Anonymous No.18894121]

>>18888637
>thoss eggshells

[Anonymous No.18894131]

>>18894113
>>18894119
Baby Boomers were the ones who happily ate that stuff. It was Millennials who fucked up the meat industry with their inability to wash their hands and poor work ethic that led to everything being coated in salmonella.

[Anonymous No.18894141]

>>18890095
Oyster mushrooms are not bland...

[Anonymous No.18894166]

>>18894131
Wrong. That shit happened before millenials stopped wearing diapers. I'm 40 and commonly offered "rare burgers" was a thing even before my time.

I also don't give a shit because it's one of the stupidest tastelet things I've ever heard. Burgers are not steaks.

[Anonymous No.18894173]

>>18887971
A machine to make your rations!!

[Anonymous No.18894182]

>>18891635
Don't post this racist image anymore.

[Anonymous No.18894186]

>>18887974
If you don't remove the intestines you are literally eating fish shit.
>>18888654
The "bread" could have been pork rinds. Also keto just means under 20 net carbs per day, or whatever your personal limit is to stay in ketosis. A small amount won't hurt.

[Anonymous No.18894198]

>>18888893

[Anonymous No.18894204]

>>18887345
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.18894222]

>>18887797
This is not even that much worse than what the average Angl*id/ American eat in a day

[Anonymous No.18894234]

[Anonymous No.18894252]

[Anonymous No.18894273]

>>18894234
Bolognesehunter

[Anonymous No.18894282]

>>18894234
wtf

[Anonymous No.18894284]

>>18889860
Mm love haring

[Anonymous No.18894330]

>>18890452
Sorry bro, that other anon definitely won the argument with his fantastic dick-sucking disease come-back.

[Anonymous No.18894375]

>>18887899
cool

[Anonymous No.18894395]

[Anonymous No.18894405]

>>18888569
AHHHH IS THAT HIS FACE ON COFFEE FOAM? SAVE ME SNEEDMAN

[Anonymous No.18894409]

im going insaaaaaaaaane

[Anonymous No.18894412]

>>18894026
>Then dedicated butchers were replaced with shitty supermarkets that hired shitty employees and everything is coated in salmonella.

this happened when millennials were literally in elementary school. it's the boomers' fault.

[Anonymous No.18894459]

>>18894412
>>18894026
I blame the jews.

[Anonymous No.18894489]

>>18887318
Is it weird that I knew it was an anime girl before he flipped it?

[Anonymous No.18894498]

>>18894489
touhou is a game not an anime

[Anonymous No.18894505]

>>18887899
So this is fish and chips.

[Anonymous No.18894516]

>>18894051
You're joking right? Who do you think the ones using delivery apps 4 nights a week are?

[Anonymous No.18894520]

[Anonymous No.18894526]

[Anonymous No.18894535]

>>18888893

[Anonymous No.18894536]

>>18888041
It's a snake

[Anonymous No.18894544]

>>18888637
I am unreasonably angry about those steaks getting ground up.

[Anonymous No.18894549]

[Anonymous No.18894554]

>>18887304
This is some serious bs...
If you flip that red thing then uncooked batter is gonna splatter everywhere. You'd need to do this in an oven or something.
The eggs are the most reasonable, but you need to cover the pan too or the hot steam just flies away

[Anonymous No.18894555]

[Anonymous No.18894556]

>>18888835
Jesus

[Anonymous No.18894558]

>>18888917
The plates have reflective foil tops and he was getting one ready.

[Anonymous No.18894563]

[Anonymous No.18894565]

>>18894554
I'd rather just buy the steel cooking rings they sell

[Anonymous No.18894571]

[Anonymous No.18894572]

>>18887342
haha they dumped more cheese in the middle during the cut because the cross section probably looked vile

[Anonymous No.18894576]

>>18894563
getting one over on big meat

[Anonymous No.18894578]

>>18892583
I like how happy he looks.

[Anonymous No.18894584]

[Anonymous No.18894602]

>>18893611
Did he died?

[Anonymous No.18894606]

>>18894526
Do they actually remove the guts of the bugs or are you eating grasshopper poop?

[Anonymous No.18894610]

>>18894555
Why do they all look like cavemen?

[Anonymous No.18894633]

>>18894563
Only the Thrombin-Fibrinogen variant of meat glue is banned by the EU, they still allow the use of Transglutaminase. Get smoked faggot.

[Anonymous No.18894634]

>>18894234
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.18894658]

>>18894273
I'd pay extra for that

[Anonymous No.18894972]

>>18893814
>>18893825
>>18893828
this is now an /an/ thread

[Anonymous No.18894987]

>>18888567
>>18888643
>>18888771
>>18889365
>>18893533
just started watching lost ;)

[Anonymous No.18895002]

>>18894987
Stop now. At the end you'll feel the same way everybody who kept up with Game of Thrones did. Watch Six Feet Under or The Sopranos. Consistently good shows that end well.

[Anonymous No.18895008]

>>18895002
i'm watching the sopranos
genuinely scared of the mob now when i'm about in daily life

[Anonymous No.18895021]

>>18895008
Really? Watching the Sopranos made me less afraid of the mob...

How does that show not make the mob come across as a bunch of incompetent goons?

[Anonymous No.18895029]

>>18894584
kek filename

[Anonymous No.18895033]

>>18895021
>a bunch of incompetent goons
even scarier
i'd rather have them know what they're doing when the break my legs

[Anonymous No.18895034]

>>18894987
Check out the Lost: Circle chronological fanedit for an alternative experience if you do a second watch one day.

[Anonymous No.18895083]

>>18887342
Anyone who wears robin egg blue glue-on nails can't be trusted to make worthwhile food.

[Anonymous No.18895099]

>>18890054
You can see from the video that he's 32 years old

[Anonymous No.18895116]

>>18890054
>>18895099
sleep tite steeler

[Anonymous No.18895137]

>>18894516
Delivery apps and goyslop are both cancer, but they're separate cancers. Off the top of my head though Applebee's, Buffalo Wild Wings, and Hooters are all on the verge of bankruptcy because too many millenials only eat organic avocado toast. We've passed peak goyslop.

[Anonymous No.18895152]

>>18889205
Would ramekins work?

[Anonymous No.18895161]

>>18894520
Whi peepo don' know bout dat bleach flava chicken.

[Anonymous No.18895188]

>>18894395
>those big meaty mitts

[Anonymous No.18895247]

>>18893605

[Anonymous No.18895351]

>>18890951
The heat of the melted cheese cooks the burger.

[Anonymous No.18895352]

>>18894563
What if you crammed this up your asshole?
What if you mixed it with sand and really ground it in?
Could you glue your asshole solid?

[Anonymous No.18895358]

>>18894606
NOT THE BEES!

[Anonymous No.18895364]

>>18892418
>kneejerk ignoring natural pattern recognition based instincts causes the downfall of nations, civilizations, entire races
Poetic.

[Anonymous No.18895367]

>>18887308
Reminder she married a 11/10 rich Chad

[Anonymous No.18895372]

>>18887797
Look how hes just sitting and eating in front of a fucking stinking trash can...

[Anonymous No.18895410]

>>18887797
this is based. man loves his food and doesn't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.18895438]

>>18894234
>18 seconds into the clip
>"how long should I do this before it gets weird..."

negative 4 hours. it got weird 4 hours ago when a production crew showed up to make coffee, set lights, setup cameras, check mics, and boil pasta for you to stuff into fleshlights and fuck.

I swear this is 'Deathbed, The Bed that Eats' all over again

[Anonymous No.18895453]

>>18894459
you should kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.18895461]

>>18894563
this is fake.

[Anonymous No.18895541]

>>18894081
So we just gonna ignore the underlined word here

[Anonymous No.18895731]

>>18894198
I like how he's mildly annoyed by the camera but still doesn't say anything and just stares

[Anonymous No.18895747]

>>18892278
mouth breathing and taking a big breath before you start chewing because itll take a while to chew it all

[Anonymous No.18895779]

>>18894526
im honestly surprised that theres no bug hotdogs and chicken nuggets. do what he did and just chuck em in a blender, but mix with some soybean oil and high fructose corn syrup. i really doubt it would be that different compared to the usual pig anus and chicken cloacas that make up hotdogs and nuggets

[Anonymous No.18895813]

>>18895541
H̼e̼l̼l̼o̼ ̼p̼h̼o̼n̼e̼s̼h̼i̼t̼t̼e̼r̼-̼k̼u̼n̼.̼ ̼G̼e̼t̼ ̼a̼ ̼r̼e̼a̼l̼ ̼s̼c̼r̼e̼e̼n̼,̼ ̼t̼h̼e̼n̼ ̼y̼o̼u̼ ̼c̼a̼n̼ ̼s̼e̼e̼ ̼i̼t̼'̼s̼ ̼n̼o̼t̼ ̼a̼n̼ ̼u̼n̼b̼r̼o̼k̼e̼n̼ ̼l̼i̼n̼e̼.̼

[Anonymous No.18895912]

>>18888327
Keep the fries and onion rings
They look like frozen shit

[Anonymous No.18895952]

>>18895541
I̐̈ ̐̈d̐̈o̐̈n̐̈'̐̈t̐̈ ̐̈k̐̈n̐̈o̐̈w̐̈ ̐̈w̐̈h̐̈a̐̈t̐̈ ̐̈y̐̈o̐̈u̐̈'̐̈r̐̈e̐̈ ̐̈t̐̈a̐̈l̐̈k̐̈i̐̈n̐̈g̐̈ ̐̈a̐̈b̐̈o̐̈u̐̈t̐̈.̐̈ ̐̈ ̐̈I̐̈t̐̈ ̐̈l̐̈o̐̈o̐̈k̐̈s̐̈ ̐̈p̐̈e̐̈r̐̈f̐̈e̐̈c̐̈t̐̈l̐̈y̐̈ ̐̈n̐̈o̐̈r̐̈m̐̈a̐̈l̐̈ ̐̈t̐̈o̐̈ ̐̈m̐̈e̐̈.̐̈

[Anonymous No.18896137]

>>18888556
Soul

[Anonymous No.18896147]

>>18890301
Chinese art of explosions.

[Anonymous No.18896156]

>>18894972
SLOP SLOP SLOP

[Anonymous No.18896361]

>>18887304
mmm phalates

[Anonymous No.18896382]

>>18888063

I stopped seeing reddit everywhere when I got off that site anon

you should try it too

[Anonymous No.18896851]

>>18894498
i am pretty sure there is a tohou anime

[Anonymous No.18896877]

>>18896851
There's only fanmade animation.

[Anonymous No.18896887]

>>18894498
>>18896851
>>18896877
I never played the Town House game, but I like that STUPID fucking Rat

[Anonymous No.18896910]

>>18896887
>887
Cirno pls.