The BIG New Yorker

[Anonymous No.18880939]

Bros, it's ba/ck/ finally. We've waited years for this.

[Anonymous No.18880949]

2 threads in 2 minutes.
Tell your bisses at Pizza Hut HQ that their product sucks.

[Anonymous No.18880956]

>>18880949
> the largest national pizza chain in the country announces the return of a beloved late '90s speciality item
> 30-40 year old NEETs who grew up with this shit love pizza, and love shit posting on 4chan
> two threads at the same time MUST be corporate shills!!!!

wewlad

[Anonymous No.18880957]

>>18880939
>>18880939
>wanting something exported from new york city
>the filthiest city in north america(no, mexico is not part of north america)

[Anonymous No.18880961]

>many pizzas described as "New York–style", including those of major pizza chains such as Pizza Hut, generally do not fall within the variations commonly accepted as genuine in its native area.

[Anonymous No.18880968]

>>18880939
So… its a large cut into 6 slices instead of 8? What else makes it cost $14

[Anonymous No.18880972]

>>18880968
A large is 14" this is 16"

[Anonymous No.18880986]

>>18880939
>Curled up crispy pepperoni

[Anonymous No.18880990]

Tempting

[Anonymous No.18881054]

>>18880972
That's not good enough.

[Anonymous No.18881061]

>sage
>report
>hide
>boycott Pizza Hut

[Anonymous No.18881066]

Pizza huts pepperoni is properly cut and properly cooked. Dominos is too thick and tastes like shit because they don’t crops it up. The sole reason I order Pizza Hut is because of this

[Anonymous No.18881084]

>>18880939
Fuck it looks like shit. I know it's not all nostalgia goggles. It definitely looked better than that in the 90s.

[Anonymous No.18881207]

>>18881054
It's a good 30% more pizza tho, so that's something.

[Anonymous No.18881242]

>>18880939
looks worse than little Caesars old world pizza and is probably literally 3-4x the price

[Anonymous No.18881251]

>>18881242
$11 vs $14.

[Anonymous No.18881269]

>>18881251
+tax
+delivery fee
+tip
22 dollars at least. go back to twitter to get your shill money, you nigger.

[Anonymous No.18881276]

>>18880939
I remember thinking it was good, I dont remember why I thought it was good though.

[Anonymous No.18881279]

>>18881269
you know if you're driving to little ceasars, you can ALSO drive to pizzahut...?

[Anonymous No.18881284]

>>18881279
i wont, seethe rasheesh.

[Anonymous No.18881324]

>>18880939
>pizza is usually 8 slices
>6 xl slices
>the BIG new yorker

[Anonymous No.18881331]

>>18880939
>6XL Slices
>Not 6 XL Slices
False advertising

[Anonymous No.18881360]

>>18881331
Their large is 14", this is 16".

It's not a large with 6 slices, it's an XL with 6 slices.

[Anonymous No.18881368]

>>18880990
>sweet marinara
How sweet are we talking?

[Anonymous No.18881384]

>>18881368
not sure since it's only available on that pizza, but it is apparently distinctly different from their normal marinara.

[Anonymous No.18881393]

time to poison myself with goyslop god forgive me

[Anonymous No.18881414]

>>18881324
i hope this is a joke. this was the running joke we would tell retards on the phone when I worked at an italian restaurant years ago.
>how big is the large
>our large is about 14 inches, maybe a bit more cut into squares typically
>what? how many slices?
the fuck? why does this matter?
>13
>oh ok
fucking idiots would NEVER question I said 13. if someone is stupid enough to ask how many slices and ignore how big the fucking thing is, they wont question a wacky number you blurt out.

[Anonymous No.18881458]

>>18881414
because >>18881331 this information was not known

[Anonymous No.18881509]

>>18880939
>big new yorker
>dough looks like cake

[Anonymous No.18881540]

>>18881509
You look like cake

[Anonymous No.18881566]

>>18881207
It’s two more inches of pizza. That’s not 30% you retard. a pizza is easily a foot long. 2 inches is like 1%

[Anonymous No.18881572]

>>18881566
This is the result of public education in America

[Anonymous No.18881576]

>>18881572
In a way, he’s right. All they do is just stretch out the same amount of dough to be slightly larger. probably use the same amount of sauce since most chains use too much of it as it is, and probably use the same amount of cheese and just spread it out a bit more

so, all in all, it’s the exact same amount of food as a large

[Anonymous No.18881579]

>>18880939
>closest Pizza Hut is 66 miles away in another state
how did The Hut get out-pizza'd?

[Anonymous No.18881583]

>>18881576
>>18881576
I'm sure they cheap out but the difference in area between a 14 inch pizza and a 16 inch pizza is literally approx 30% more. It's basic math

[Anonymous No.18881603]

>>18880939
New Pizza Hut sucks ass. If it was 90's Pizza Hut i'd maybe get some.

[Anonymous No.18881694]

>>18880986
more like contemplation

[Anonymous No.18881705]

>>18881576
no, he isnt. the fucking retard got a circle and a square mixed up.

[Anonymous No.18881753]

>>18881269
Go get it yourself

[Anonymous No.18881785]

>>18880990
Damn Americans are lucky that'd be double the price in Canada at local places. I miss the days of jumbo 18" cheese pizzas for 7/8.99 pick up a few places still did this till 2012ish. It was awsome much better than domanios and pizzahutt too.

[Anonymous No.18881801]

>>18880939
>Ay yo! I'm hawking promotional franchise pizza ova here! Whoa it's greasy like me and full of shit too. It tastes real bad, you're gonna love it. Get one today! Madon'!

[Anonymous No.18881810]

>>18881785
>american
>lucky
no
the money saved on pizza went to cover the ambulance charge after they were shot in random gun violence

[Anonymous No.18882442]

how is this compared to their normal thin crust?

[Anonymous No.18882469]

>>18880939
Is it good?

[Anonymous No.18882490]

>>18880939
>giant fucking crust
>huge slices to look more "authentic"
>puckered asshole pepperoni
i live in midtown and if you handed me this shit without me knowing where it was from i'd assume it was some tourist trap fucking garbage, it's uncanny valley level trash for anyone who eats pizza in new york lmfao. hope you flyovers enjoy it tho ;)

[Anonymous No.18882508]

>>18882490
Stop pretending you can taste a difference in pizza when your nostrils are being assaulted 24/7 by human feces and garbage.

[Anonymous No.18882524]

>>18880939
just to clarify on
>>18882490
so that flyovers can understand...
if i grabbed this shit by the crust it looks like 80% of the fucking slice at least would stay suspended in the air like some pizza boner. ny pizza is a floppy fucking beauty of soft, flaccid dickza. it's absolute flopsville. this shit looks like spackle for your bowels. this shit looks like you're gonna shit funny and have a case of heart palpitations trying to push it out, at least. this shit looks like you'd leave it out for a few days, forget about it, open the box back up and be like "damn two mondo slices left", throw it in a pan and heat it up in the oven, and it'd taste exactly as shitty as when it was fresh. this shit looks like the dough it was made from was beaten by its father as a child. this shit looks like grandma was making the sauce and scraped her wrist against the pot and dumped at least half a liter of grandma blood inside. this shit looks like the cheese got sexually assaulted by a curling iron. this shit looks like the the shit the fat kid in PE in third grade dreamed of when running laps. this shit looks like god invented pizza and then aborted it, basically. i mean i'm being pretty fair here i think, i just wanna explain why this shit looks like it's gonna sell real well in the midwest, is all.

[Anonymous No.18882568]

>>18880939
disgraceful, that looks nothing like a NYC pizza pie.
>t. new york fag

[Anonymous No.18882579]

>>18882568
yeh no shit right? this is pop's on 57th, nice little fucking tiny place to grab a slice, order from here all the time. pizza hut just doesn't have the balls to recreate something like this because flyovers would never order their regular trash ever again lmfao

[Anonymous No.18882589]

>>18880939
shit my dad just called me to tell me this and then i saw this thread

[Anonymous No.18882596]

>>18882579
pop's on 57th needs to increase the pixels in their pizza

[Anonymous No.18882603]

Why do people from New York think that anyone gives a shit about the fact that they live in New York and have to mention it so often? I wonder what their interactions are like with each other are like on a daily basis
>"Hey pal, watch where you're walkin' I'm comin' through and I live in New York City"
>"You don't have to tell me buddy I have two eyeballs and live in New York City"
>"Get outta here with that pizza it's no good I live in New York"
>"Doc, I'm all broken up inside because of what my Uncle did to me when I was a kid and I can't seem to get over it because I'm so macho and tough and also I live in New York"

[Anonymous No.18882609]

>>18881566
can americans really not do basic math?

[Anonymous No.18882614]

>>18882603
i mean basically yeah except hyperspecifically referencing various locations rather than nyc in general

>>18882579
nice, will stop by if i'm up there sometime for me it's little gio's on 1st ave. great spot, great sicilian pie and top tier margherita slice too

[Anonymous No.18882618]

>>18880949
Shut the fuck up, this is the paid content I want. I usually sage threads like this but not in this case. This is the biggest cultural victory I've seen in years.

[Anonymous No.18882620]

>>18881566
It's 49pi v 64pi, or about 154 square inches to 201 square inches. I guess that's around 30%. I don't order this shit because 1) new york style and 2) how the fuck am I going to fit the box of leftovers in my fridge. Would prefer a good deal on two mediums.

[Anonymous No.18882645]

>>18882603
>wants to enjoy new york thing
>angry about new york
hmmm anon... hmmm........

[Anonymous No.18882705]

>>18880939
pizza hut is dog shit even for chain standards.

[Anonymous No.18882735]

>>18882645
I think your mistake here is assuming I even like New York pizza, let alone Pizza Hut.

Or that I'm angry other than just making fun of cringe New Yorkers?

I thought it was funny.

[Anonymous No.18882749]

i think pizza tastes good and i like to eat it

[Anonymous No.18882886]

>>18882749
that's what I said about your mom

[Anonymous No.18884052]

>>18882705
Like most chains, it depends on the location.

[Anonymous No.18884118]

>>18880986
That's the best kind nigga.

[Anonymous No.18884602]

>>18882735
>cringe new yorkers
say that in new york
you wouldnt have enough ammo
and youre not fighting thats for sure

[Anonymous No.18884863]

>>18881540
kek

[Anonymous No.18884954]

>>18882603
The thread is about a supposedly New York style pizza, you spastic.

[Anonymous No.18885506]

Someone post a real picture and tell me it's not dog shit and I'll get one tonight

[Anonymous No.18885545]

>>18881810
cringe

[Anonymous No.18885550]

>>18884602
Ny is so fucking no guns now

[Anonymous No.18885554]

>>18885506
I just ordered one, so I'll let you know in the next 20-30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.18885560]

>>18882490
>>18882524
I'm from new york state and have been to the city many times. Gas stations across the entire state sell the exact same thing as NYC and you can find them throughout the country as well. This is the biggest cope out of that shithole city imaginable.

[Anonymous No.18885565]

>>18885554
Word thanks mate

[Anonymous No.18885630]

>>18885565
alright all be honest, it's better than I expected, it's not as thin as true NY pizza should be, but it's not bad. I'd give a solid 7.5/10 not at all upset for my $15, easily feeds 2-3 adults.

[Anonymous No.18885676]

>>18885630
K thanks for the review

[Anonymous No.18885684]

>>18880939
Is that really what an NY pizza looks like? I've never been there so I dunno but I thought it was different.

[Anonymous No.18885694]

>>18885684
Lolol no not at all I'm just getting one for nostalgia

[Anonymous No.18885704]

>28$ for a large here in canada land


JUST

[Anonymous No.18885724]

I got one to post about it on ckeekay.
The balance of pepperoni, crust, cheese and sauce was good. Someone asked how it compared to the normal pizza hut thin crust and it was nowhere near as dry as the thin crust is. The thin pepperonis had the issue of being grease cups so I will probably have heartburn in 30 minutes or so which is a negative for an old man like me.
6.5/10 I think the Papa Johns Shaqaroni is a bit better.

[Anonymous No.18885757]

>>18881810
Obsessed.

[Anonymous No.18885761]

>>18885724
>I think the Papa Johns Shaqaroni
my Shaqaroni was much thicker crust, too cakey.

I would give the Shaqaroni 6.5/10 whereas I gave the big new yorker 7.5/10

[Anonymous No.18887581]

>>18885704
Seems fucked up

[Anonymous No.18887756]

>>18881384
>>18881368
the sauce is what made it so good.

[Anonymous No.18888021]

>>18880939
>>18885630
I just ordered this for lunch thanks to /ck/. the pizza looks like the picture, except maybe slightly more anemic. honestly it looked very mid, there was nothing particularly special about it, not even the pepperonis. the pepperonis on mine looked like normal pepperonis, maybe the only thing that made this pizza was different was the NEW YORK STYLE thinness of it that made it fold easier, I guess the sauce was ok too

the pizza overall was extraordinarily average, like a typical $5 hot and ready from little caesars would look and taste more appealing. dont get me wrong, the BNY pizza wasnt bad, it was just appallingly average for some special promo pizza. we're talking about 7/11 pizza tier. dont believe me, go out and order one yourself and see

my rating: 5/10 (good but dead average)

[Anonymous No.18888022]

>>18888021
meant to say that the pizza looks like the picture from:

>>18885630

it didnt look anything like the OP picture

[Anonymous No.18888658]

>he doesn't dump all the grease from the pepperoni cups into a shotglass to drink after finishing the pizzas