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Looks like the price of eggs arent going down anytime soon anons...
What have you been making for breakfast without eggs?

>> No.18878987

>>18878979
You will own nothing and be happy give up eggs and eat the bugs like a good goy. Brought to you by the World Economic Forum and Blackrock.

>> No.18878992

Huevos rancheros.

>> No.18878993
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Its only one beowding that was about 80k square feet
not that many chicken

>> No.18879003
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>>18878987
What are you talking about?

>> No.18879008

>>18878979
>saw $7 a dozen eggs today
It's over...

>> No.18879014

>>18879008
Thats been the going price for 3 weeks now

>>18878993
It still will be recouped somehow, a whole building and 100k animals is a lot

>> No.18879043

do you guys really not have your own hens? i have so many eggs that ive been giving dozens to my neighbors. i wake up to 6 new eggs every day

>> No.18879044

>>18878979
breakfast?

>> No.18879061

>>18879044
You need to break your fast every morning.

>> No.18879124

>>18879061
i just have a light lunch and a heavy dinner because i am a fat bastard

>> No.18879139

>>18878979
eggs nigga

>> No.18879146

>>18878993
There has been an excessive amount of fires in food processing plants/farms recently. There's also been a large number of seemingly random events rising prices. So yes, eyebrows are being raised.

>> No.18879164

>>18878979
Insurance scam. Better call Saul.

>> No.18879212

>>18879146
The conspiracy is that the vax is going to kill a shit ton of people so less people = less needed food. Another one is more "government security measures" are going to be put in place, and with limited food from "terrorists" destroying the food plants, if you're not on the list for being a good citizen, you don't get to eat, essentially making wrongthink illegal at the risk of starvation.

>> No.18879217

>>18879164
>>18879003
You have to be 18 to post here.

>> No.18879221

>>18879212
>vax is going to kill a shit ton of people
2 more weeks, amirite?

>> No.18879252 [DELETED] 

>>18879146
>So yes, eyebrows are being raised.
literally everyone at this point knows its chink spies
you think the chinks arent buttmad that everyone stopped trading with them?
cunts have spies and agents working fucking everywhere.
Chinese police even openly patrol in some countries, , following up Chinese ex-pats and interrogating them to make sure they dont follow western values too hard.

its easy as piss for some chink spy to fly into the US as John Chang, US citizen with a fake passport, get a job at a food factory the day he arrives (literally EVERYWHERE is hiring right now), sabotage it and skip the country before he's caught.

>> No.18879256

How come the price of regular eggs has skyrocketed but the organic eggs are still the same price?

>> No.18879272

>>18879252
>literally everyone at this point knows its chink spies
Take your meds, dude.

>> No.18879351

>>18879256
Different suppliers who arent artificially gouging

>> No.18879363

>>18879252
>you think the chinks arent buttmad that everyone stopped trading with them?
Such as? Seriously, who the fuck stopped trading with China aside from Australia?

Did you mean to say russians?

>> No.18879419

>>18879363
Russia is too fucking busy trying and failing to take land. "Russian involvement" has been proven to be a left wing plot to distract people from their shit leadership. China, on the other hand, still has plenty of spies here, and you can tell them by their (D) next to their name.

Take your shit back to /pol/

>> No.18879431 [DELETED] 

>>18879252
Assuming it's Chink spies, isn't this level of attack on our agriculture and food infrastructure a literal act of war?

>> No.18879435

>>18879419
>Take your shit back to /pol/
Take your own advice.

>> No.18879448

>>18879431
Yes. But it's not sabotage. It's supply chain troubles, inflation and price gouging that's been picked up by the news cycle and the skysoz.

>> No.18879452

>>18879252
You're not wrong. There really are a lot of Chinese spies working in corporate jobs, and even western government intelligence jobs. Most of the time intelligence agencies already know they're spies though. I don't think the Chinese spies are the ones burning down US food plants. It's someone else that we're not allowed to talk about.

>> No.18879454

>>18879014
*recooped

>> No.18879457

>>18879014
>Thats been the going price for 3 weeks now
Where? They're $3/doz in Washington.

>> No.18879459

>>18879221
I took two boosters because I was told it would kill me. Why am I not dead yet? I hate life.

>> No.18879462

$4.19 for a dozen large eggs at kroger and meijer here. for some reason they're $4.79 at walmart though.

>> No.18879483

>>18878979
Keep hens. If you have to retrofit one of your rooms inside to keep them then fucking do it. Shoot anyone who tries to take them away from you.

You can store eggs almost indefinitely if you create a solution of calcium hyddoxide and water. Fill 5 gallon buckets with eggs pour the solution over and keep in a cool and dark place. Tell no one of your egg stash.

>> No.18879515

>>18879003
This is what happens when you cut corners and hire me no speaky ingles braceros.

>> No.18879548

You will not eat all the eggs.

>> No.18879559

Who knew chickens were so flammable.

>> No.18879569

Why can't Americans afford to pay 40 cents for an egg?

>> No.18879575

>>18879256
The organic eggs I buy have maintained their price at $4.19 a dozen, all the way through inflation and this recent crisis. It's so cool.

>> No.18879593

oy vey, not another henocaust!

>> No.18879596

>>18879593
Muh 50 bazzillion calories!

>> No.18879607

>>18878979
That's only 100k hens. Future me owns at least 5

>> No.18879612

>>18879515
More like the 52% being given power tools and welfare

>> No.18879623

>>18878979
I think the fire probably happened, but 100k sounds a little too high.

>> No.18879637

>>18879623
How dare you assume there wasn't 100,000 chickens burned to death in that building!
Those 200,000 chickens died and you deny that it ever happened!
Those were 900,000 chickens that had families, and you see their mass grave and say it never happened!?

>> No.18879647

>>18879014
Someone please ice Bill Gates and give that farm land to people that will actually use it. Like the people that own these chicken plants that keep being set on fire.
My fed is a faggot.

>> No.18879650

>>18878979
Where are the expensive eggs?
I'm in Canada and they're the same price, We usually get squeezed more than anyone

>> No.18879653

>>18879252
I do not care WHO is doing it. Whoever is doing it needs to be beaten to death with bats or nuked from orbit.

>> No.18879659

>>18879431
By that logic, we would've been at war with Mexico for the past decade over their invasion. The government doesn't care about actual problems. Fallout's 2077 could happen tomorrow and the surviving politicians would still be trying to figure how to get more money to Ukraine.

>> No.18879677

>>18879252
This isn't /pol/, go back to wanting to fuck animals on your containment board, Cletus.

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>>18879448
>32 food factories "mysteriously" burn down in the last 2 years
>"its not sabotage"

>> No.18879731

>>18879252
Why would this hypothetical agent continue obeying Jing Sociopath Thing once he has escaped the bubble of influence? Makes no sense.

>> No.18879742

>>18879725
There were 961 agricultural facility fires between 2015-2019.

>> No.18879769

>>18878979
Biscuits and gravy Until whoever keeps destroying the meat factories and all that get to the dairy cows.

>> No.18879809

>>18879742
ok, so you proved him right-er. well done

>> No.18879833

Cant even avoid high priced eggs by buying hens
#AvianFlu2023

>> No.18879837

>>18879731
They threaten family members or family members of spouses. There are lots of ways to control people.

>> No.18879838

>>18878979
its crazy i used to do contract work there
this wouldve been the place with more cameras and eyes on you than any of their other locations
although security is non existant mostly and 90% of their workers are illegals or just dont speak english. Never been in those coop buildings cause had no reason to, but i remember hearing from a maintenance guy one of them was 'free range' and the conditions were way less clean and awful because it was just a huge floor that got cleaned less compared to the ones with cages.

anyways my bet is china did it. rip chickens :(

>> No.18879844

>>18879256
Because they're actually the same product just relabeled.
The margin on organic produce I like a thousand percent.
>BUT THE USDA SAYS
lol
lmao

>> No.18879848

>>18879837
If you've ever made friends with a Chinese person living in the west who still has family in China you'd know they get absolutely spooked if the conversation turns anywhere towards the Chinese government. They will not talk about it. They're terrified.

>> No.18879852

City slickers just now learning that industrial facilities sometimes catch fire is hilarious to me.

>> No.18879856

>>18879837
They threaten their family members back on the mainland. North Korea uses it as a primary tactic to get defectors to return if they successfully escaped.

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>>18878979
>100,000 hens killed in fir

>> No.18879859

>>18879856
Meant for >>18879731

>> No.18879866

>>18879809
Given the fact that there wasn't a noted increase in agricultural fires in the 2015-2019 period we can infer that the number of fires at agricultural facilities hasn't increased in any meaningful way since at least the 00s. So if we are being sabotaged it is laughably unsuccessful.

>> No.18879870

>>18879647
Big gates the largest SINGLE land owner. He doesn't own most of the farm land you dummy.

>> No.18879874

>>18879866
yeah but idk if i believe that. where are you getting stats from

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>>18879559

>> No.18879891

>>18878979
Theres about 2-4 chickens to every person in western countries.. the fk are you on about?

>> No.18879899

>>18879874
The nfpa, funny you aren't nearly as skeptical of a random excel spreadsheet screenshot. Here's (https://www.factcheck.org/2022/05/unfounded-claims-about-frequency-and-causes-of-food-plant-fires/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI1fWNysHx_AIVzRutBh1xNwohEAAYAiAAEgKiyvD_BwE)) the article I got that number from and here's (https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.nfpa.org/-/media/files/news-and-research/fire-statistics-and-reports/building-and-life-safety/osIndustrial.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwiI48Tpv_H8AhUBPEQIHVTVCicQFnoECBcQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1P_MpmNCxbkEsLCOhDswFP)) a link to the 2011-2015 report on structure fires.

>> No.18879905

>>18879569
Americans are basically use to eating for free if they don't have someone make it for them. The real #1 reason they're fat is because they could buy a a truck shipment of groceries a week on a single digit percentage of their income unless they were poorfucks

>> No.18879947

>>18878979
0.018% of US chickens dying has an effect on prices?

>> No.18879954

>>18879947
When was the last time you went to the grocery store and looked at egg prices?

>> No.18879957

>>18879954
The claim is that 100,000 hens dying is going to affect prices. That's all I'm arguing against.

>> No.18879976

real reason this is happening
>all the companies are on the stock market
>government glow niggers pay said companies to set their own shit on fire
>create shortage
>buy puts, and short the shit out of said companies
>cellarbox them
>walk away with billions
>create crisis while you're at it
>promise to fix said crisis
>replace destroyed companies with highest bidder's company
>go long on their company for dividends
>profit
this is because of the biden administration, and glow niggers like ken griffin, and jim cramer.