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Say something nice about 5 guys.

>> No.18864903

No they only gave me 2 ketchup packets last time for a regular fry.

>> No.18864923

>>18864900
I needs it......

>> No.18864924

the fries are nice but the burgers are fucking mediocre at best

>> No.18864934

best major fast food burger chain on the market

>> No.18864937

they give you a lot of fries

>> No.18864970

Billy has good fashion sense, John's funny, Mark's generous, Gary's stories are interesting af and I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality that I don't mind saying that Yuri's extremely good looking and it's no wonder he used to model.

>> No.18864985

>>18864900
Never had it, but the food looks decent enough considering it's made by a fast-food chain restaurant.

>> No.18864993

I can't believe gamergate was almost 10 years ago

>> No.18865003

>>18864900
>Say something nice about 5 guys.
At least there ain't 6 of 'em!

>> No.18865023

>>18864993
yet less than a year from your last heart attack you worthless fat fuck

>> No.18865039

>>18864900
No matter where I am traveling I can find their shitty burgers

>> No.18865064

>>18864900
They give you free peanuts

>> No.18865068

>>18865023
What prompted this?

>> No.18865072

>>18864900
They are about as expensive as Mcdonald's but far better quality

>> No.18865078
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18865078

they sit on a throne of lies

>> No.18865082

The fries fucking blow but the burgers are the best kind of trash, also the milkshakes are actually good which is rare

>> No.18865087

>>18864900
had it for lunch today. their fries are pretty good.

>> No.18865181

My gf gave me a bj in a five guys once

>> No.18865207

>>18864900
I am fat and love grease

>> No.18865214

>>18865068
Zoe doesn't have much to do these days because she is old and fat and I still would not have sex with her.

>> No.18865218

>>18864900
they're no fatburger but they're alright

>> No.18865221

>>18865214
schizo moment

>> No.18865228

>>18865078
WTF is this real?

>> No.18865277

>That'll be 52.34. Would you like to add a tip?

Fuck this place

>> No.18865463

>>18864900
Five guys is as expensive as i think all fast food should be to discourage people from eating like that regularly.

>> No.18865494

>>18864900
A member of the holy Trinity of meats. Popeye's is chicken and Showmars is fish.

>> No.18865532

>>18864900
I don't mind their smashed, falling apart grease-soaked slippery bun fabrics because their bacon, tomatoes, lettuce, onions, burger, cheese is all so good. And where else can you get Peach Fanta Zero

>> No.18865650

The american cheese is better than the real thing

>>18865003
Kek'd

>> No.18865662

>>18864900
I can’t afford to

>> No.18865671

>>18864900
5 guys 1 cup

>> No.18865704
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>>18865277
Enough of this stale meme. I live in Miami and this is what it costs for a bacon cheeseburger, regular Cajun fries, and a pop.

>> No.18865742

>>18865704
i druther go to the dive bar down the street where i can get a better burger, a shot, a tall boy of hamm's and a bag of peanuts for half that much.

>> No.18865778

>>18865742
Where do you live that you can get all that for $14?

>> No.18865807

>>18864900
their burgers are nice and greasy, which is how burgers should be. way too expensive though.

>> No.18865910

>>18864900
why didnt they just name it 4 girls?

>> No.18865917

>>18865778
A single burger, soda, and fries? Pretty much fucking anywhere that isn't overpriced wankery like 5 gays.

>> No.18865930

>>18865910
Women having to do kitchen work would be sexist.

>> No.18865933

>>18864900
>Say something nice about 5 guys.

Harry is pretty chill.
Simon is a nice guy.
Charlie cooks a great bbq.
Peter's a great musician,
and Tyrone takes care of my wife.

>> No.18866195

>>18865704
>only 26.25 plus tax bro
lol
3$ have been deposited into your account.

>> No.18866247 [DELETED] 

>>18864900
I'd love five guys in my mouth. Not keen on the restaurant though.

>> No.18866264

My hipster friends from 2009 thought it was the best thing in the world back then. This was when they first opened some locations around Baltimore.

>> No.18866503

>>18864900
Pretty yummy, I was coughing and my eyes started watering last time I went into one with my brothers due to how strong the pepper and spices were in the store

>> No.18866620

>>18865933
That joke's already been done, slowpoke.

>> No.18866687

>>18864900
absolute best fries around the west coast and fries are the only real reason to go to a burger place

>> No.18866715

>>18866687
>she think those limpdick fries are the best
lol

>> No.18866813

no, fuck five guys just like your whore ass mom did to conceive you and the rest of your shitty family.

>> No.18866880

George Pell fought for his rights
Michael Jackson did nothing wrong
Adolf Hitler only wanted his dreams
Vladimir Putin is a lover of Communism where Communism makes sense [anywhere except America]
Jesus Christ is a pretty cool gut he fights Jews and doesn't afraid of anything

>> No.18867026

>>18864985
I thought that, but I had it recently and it was way blander than I was expecting.

>> No.18867628

>>18865704
I'm ordering for two people, you fucking loser

>> No.18867650

>>18865214
zoe is posting her tits on twitter for attention, she has become Ironic, and sargoy has mended bridges with lacy. both are still stuck on gamer-gate. oh and moots not with jewgle anymore.

>> No.18867671

>>18867650
does anyone understand any fucking thing of what you just fucking wrote?

>> No.18867698

>>18867671
Yeah, lacy is from persia

>> No.18867703

>>18864900
Burgers are of a consistently good quality, and are better than the usual fast food fare.

I really don't need that many fries though. "Small fries" is like three portions.

>> No.18867768

>>18867671
you're uninitiated, back to r3ddit with your trifling ass, unsubscribe from pewdipie and centurylink.
Lacy green has massive kn0ckers.
Terry will h0locaust the neighbor cattle once the 3rd temple is done.

>> No.18867784

>>18865532
I think their burgers would be like 50% better if they put them in a paper sleeve or box instead of wrapping them up tight in foil. It makes everything soggy and compacted.

>> No.18867818

>>18864900
it filled me up so much one day in 2012 that i've never had it since

>> No.18868035

Mortgaged my house to try this place. It was pretty good!

>> No.18868077

Not as good as in-n-out.

>> No.18868392
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>>18865068
meme from a blog post her ex-wrote where he posted chatlogs of her cheating on him with 5 other guys

(tbf one of the five "guys" was a nb woman)

>> No.18868397

>>18867784
but then it would bleed through the sleeve and now you have to peel a soggy layer of paper off your burg

>> No.18868402

>>18865704
I can go to a random diner and get the same meal for $15 with a bigger burger

>> No.18868411

They introduced some widespread decent milkshake variety to Germany.

>> No.18868430

>>18867703
You don't eat them all at once, fatty. You can reheat the extras later in the oven and they're just as good.

>> No.18868469

I do like getting fat at Fünf Fellas.

>> No.18868491

>>18868402
this but there are 0 diners near me

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18868504

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pFc29_Giio
I love this old Five Guys review from Reviewbrah back when he was still super autistic.
Five Guys' fries are my favorite. I always end up eating all the fries first and then I can never finish my broger.

>> No.18868569

Tried it once in Spain and it was nice. Then went to another one back in Germany and was heavily disappointed. Tasted like shit

>> No.18869838

>>18864900
It's better than in n out

>> No.18869846

>>18865064
Oh boy free peanuts.

>> No.18870024
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>>18868504
Why is he so autistic?

>> No.18870088

>>18870024
autism

>> No.18870115

>>18864900
it is a little expensive but reliably good. also make small talk with the staff and you'll get even more fries.

>>18869838
correct

>> No.18870811

>>18867768
seriously what the fuck does any of that mean?

>> No.18870971

I wish they didn't go full franchise and stayed local to the DC area.

>> No.18870984

>>18865917
Uhh anon you haven’t been out lately have you?

>> No.18871000

>>18865078
>6 guys
I knew in my gut the whole thing was fake as shit. There is no way only 5 guys could make those burgers.

>>18865671
kek

>>18868077
You're God damned right about that. In-N-Out is cheaper too.

>> No.18871250

>>18868411
did they really

>> No.18871730

>>18871000
>I knew in my gut the whole thing was fake as shit. There is no way only 5 guys could make those burgers
kekd n chekd

>> No.18871821

The Burgers are a remarkably bland sloppa shit
This thread is full of viral marketers

>> No.18871837

>>18865704
imagine thinking this helps your case

>> No.18871854
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>>18870024
>>18870088
9 out of 10 studies agree that autism is the leading cause of acting autistic

>> No.18871922

>>18871000
Five guys is better than in-n-out.

>> No.18871941

>>18871922
that really isn't saying much bro

>> No.18872061

>>18870811
don't worry about it new-fag, reddits too hard for you to use so here try this website instead. its more your speed.

I'm sure you'll fit in with your sperging.
https://www.coolmathgames.com/

>> No.18872073

>>18872061
you're quite the intellectual experienced 4chinker obviously. calling others newfags and referencing reddit is a definitly a sure sign you are neither of those things.

>> No.18872156

>>18871941
That’s the point genius

>> No.18872190

>>18867650
>moots not with jewgle anymore.
Still can't believe 4chan was the only successful thing the ever created. He fucked google+ into the dirt, which is impressive because you actually used to need google+ account to register on jewtube

>> No.18872195

>>18872156
backpedal: the post

>> No.18872234

>>18872190
who knew hiring spergs would be bad for business?
good riddance.

>> No.18872271

>>18872195
Wow, if you need me to fully contextualize every post with joke explanations and sarcasm tags, you should just go back to Rddit.

>> No.18873770

>>18864900
Five Guys is known for its high-quality burgers made with fresh, never frozen beef and cooked to order. The restaurant also offers a wide variety of toppings and sauces, allowing customers to customize their meals to their liking. Additionally, Five Guys has a friendly and welcoming atmosphere, making it a popular dining destination for families and groups of friends.

>> No.18874076

My town is so utterly devoid of good burger places 5 guys manages to be the best and I fucking hate it.

>> No.18874118

cajun fries mmm

>> No.18874121

love the peanuts

>> No.18874133

>>in-n-out
>cheap
>40 minute wait minimum
>>five guys
>tastes better
>costs an arm and leg
you just can't have it all

>> No.18874139

Checkers has better fries, but are always in shitty areas.
Food is alright, but not worth the cost.

>> No.18874167

Delicious burgers, though quite pricey.

>> No.18874200

>>18868077
Finally tried In N Out this year. It's not as good as five guys, but it is pretty good for a fast food burger. It's not really any cheaper than Five Guys either though, and that's supposed to be the big draw isn't it?

>> No.18874201

Its peak goyslop, genuinely good food

>> No.18874450

I wish they would put the vinegar dispenser back on the counter. I hate having to ask the person behind the counter for vinegar for my fries, and it's just packets.

>> No.18874483

They've gotten very stingey on the amount of fries they give at the locations around me.

Cunts.

>> No.18876083

>>18868411
Yeah. Could be better, of course, but we actually have some more variety in various places than vanilla, chocolate and strawberry now.

>> No.18876084

>>18876083
>>18871250
Was mean for you. I only talk to myself when home alone and cat asleep.

>> No.18876101

best fast food burger and fries
but it's way too fucking expensive

>> No.18876163

>>18874200
two double-doubles cost less than a five guys bacon cheeseburger and are more calories. it's definitely cheaper, but whether or not it's a good deal depends on what you want.

>> No.18876339

>>18864900
Haven't been in
>Say something nice about 5 guys
They refused to deliver to the Pentagon and forced it's staff to go to the restaurant. I believe this was before the food delivery apps were a thing.

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>>18873770

>> No.18876729

>>18864900
Fucking delicious

>> No.18876731

>>18864900
TELL ME RIGHT NOW THE BEST FLAVORS TO MIX FOR THEIR MILKSHAKES

>> No.18876733

>>18876731
Oreo

>> No.18876741
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>>18864900
Better burgers than fast food, and they'll give you a ton of fries.
If you want to make it economical you can order the little burger and fries and supply your own drink to dodge the soda scam.
It's still pricey though.

>> No.18876748

>>18874200
???????
>double-double
>$3.95

>five guys cheeseburger
>$10.59

>> No.18876752

So much viral marketing ITT. Off the charts
The burgers are Impossibly bland

Hopefully five guys goes under deserves to

>> No.18876804

>>18864900
Free peanuts

>> No.18878102

>>18864900
Something nice about 5 guys.

>> No.18878533

>>18864900
I like it and get it maybe every other week

>> No.18878571
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I get a bacon cheeseburger with jalapenos and mushrooms with two things of bbq sauce and a small fry every time and my GOD is it good
Im not thrilled about spending $20 on lunch but its fine to treat oneself every so often

>> No.18878589

Close to 25$ for a double cheesburger with fry and a drink? no thanks :)

>> No.18880463

>>18864900
Theyre confident with the prices

>> No.18880496

>>18864900
Overpriced.

>> No.18880498

broke up with my ex for them

>> No.18880501

>>18865704
based retard destroying his own argument. most people going to burger joints are ordering for two. that anon you replied to would effectively be $2 off, or probably less once tax is adjusted, lol...

>> No.18880505

>>18864900
The middle one has a nice hat

>> No.18880538

>>18865704
maybe stop using food delivery apps you retarded faggot

>> No.18880544

>>18865704
BAHAHA, fat fucking American pig.

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>>18865704

>> No.18881129

>>18864924
it’s the shitty, sopping wet backyard burger your dad would make and brag about

>> No.18881132

>>18864900
Good fries

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>> No.18881145

>>18864900
I saw one of their fivegals making lemonade in a creep thread and she had a real clean butthole

>> No.18881277

>>18864900
no, they fuck me on the price just like they fuck your mom every single night