How the FUCK do people eat so much when traveling?

[Anonymous No.18810307]

Are you really Ok with having to use a public gas station toilet in Mexico? Whenever I'm abroad I only eat a few hours before going to the hotel for the night. How do you handle having to take fat shits all day in Tokyo?

[Anonymous No.18810309]

You will never be a broad.

[Anonymous No.18810312]

>>18810309
I hope so. I like Thailand too much.

[Anonymous No.18810387]

>>18810307
1. there's nothing else to do
2. not everyone is an amerishart who need toilets 3 times a day

[Anonymous No.18812102]

>>18810387
>only 3

[Anonymous No.18812176]

>>18810307
Man i goota say i love taking shits in random toilets when traveling. Be it a train starion, public toilet, airports, bars... Even taking shits in the forest when foing hicking.
So really not big deal about the ammount of food i eat. Im winning both ways

[Anonymous No.18812201]

>>18812176
Attitude is everything. Good job, anon!

[Anonymous No.18812230]

>>18810307
You used a wrong example. There's plenty of public toilets in Japan, you're welcome to use toilets in random stores like 7/11 too. They're more clean and of higher quality than in most western houses. Shitting in Japan was definitely one of the highlights of my trip there.

[Anonymous No.18812242]

>>18812176
I once took such a strenuous shit on a train toilet that I passed out briefly. I stayed the weekend at a friend's place in Queens and didn't use their shitter practically the whole time so when I got on the LIRR to Penn and got onto my normal train home, I had to take a massive dump. I was almost proud by how enormous it was.
Also, I was quite surprised by how clean, well-kept and relatively roomy the train toilet was since airplane toilets are a crapshoot and bus toilets are always disgusting.

[Anonymous No.18812279]

>>18810307
For some reason, my body is able to handle not shitting until I get back to my hotel and then I unleash a massive log of shit

[Anonymous No.18812303]

I only feel comfortable shitting at home in my own toilet. I REALLY struggle to shit in public toilets.

[Anonymous No.18812901]

>>18810307
i shit maybe once a day regardless of my intake

>Are you really Ok with having to use a public gas station toilet in Mexico?
yes, because im not a sheltered child

[Anonymous No.18813049]

>>18810307
>Whenever I'm abroad
You will never be a woman.

[Anonymous No.18815023]

>>18812303
but when was the last time you cleaned it? micky ds at least have people there to clean it

[Anonymous No.18815051]

>>18812303
>Stall is clean
>Coast is clear
>Found something to read on phone
>About to commence
>Finally
>Bathroom door opens, neighbor enters next stall
REEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18815060]

>>18810309
heh

[Anonymous No.18815076]

>>18810307
I went on a boyscout camping trip once for a weekend. They dug holes for us to shit in. I held my shit all weekend because I refused to squat and poop in a hole in the dirt like some savage, but literally ten minutes before we left to go home I couldn't hold it any longer. I went and shat in the hole and ended up pissing down my leg into my sock. Its been close to 40 years ago and I still vividly remember the shame I felt.

[Anonymous No.18815821]

>>18812176
Same. I have desecrated toilets in every country I've been to. Europe actually has closed stalls which is a big upgrade from anywhere in the US. The worst part is finding a place that does not have public toilets nearby. That's what I judge your city by immediately after the food scene.

[Anonymous No.18815893]

While in Beijing I needed to piss so went to a public bathroom. Large room, no door, bunch of holes in the ground. I take my white sausage out and start draining it in a hole, and a Chinaman squats in the hole next to me and starts taking a shit when he's eye level and about two feet away from my cock. Never again

[Anonymous No.18815940]

>>18815893
You got alpha'd by a chinaman
Next time, you have to fart really loud and make eye contact. Then shake your pecker off repeatedly for around ten seconds (so no pee leaks in your pants)

[Anonymous No.18815950]

>>18815076

lol what a goof

[Anonymous No.18815953]

>>18815940
No matter how much you jump or how much you dance, the last two drops will come out in your pants.

[Anonymous No.18815955]

>in foreign country
>sign above toilet says don't flush the toilet paper
>come from a civilized and modern country so I ignore this and flush a whole roll down there

Fuckin communist animals.

[Anonymous No.18815971]

>>18810307
What the fuck are you talking about? Do you need to take a shit after every single meal? And this only becomes a problem when you leave America? Figure your weird problems out yourself man

[Anonymous No.18816011]

>>18815953

thats why i always grab a paper towel omw to the stall. my undies are immaculate all day long. unless i was drinking the night before.

[Anonymous No.18816015]

>>18810307
oh look another "how can people do things that people do?" thread.

[Anonymous No.18816017]

>>18815940
Shit you're right. He didn't give a fuck. Meanwhile I'm standing there thinking about what everyone is thinking.

[Anonymous No.18816027]

>>18816017

actually he was gay and he was hoping you'd accidentally tinkle into his mouth like in the "haha wouldn't that be gross haha" kind of way

[Anonymous No.18816560]

I have never pooped in a public and never will.