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There's a high chance I might be very poor or even homeless in near time future. Please give me recipes as well tips how not to starve and possibly eat well cheaply; I might not have a choice about "cheaply" part

>> No.18803439

one Wendy's $5 biggie bag everyday

>> No.18803513

>>18803426
Every day with this fucking thread.

GO TO FOOD PANTRIES

>> No.18803514

workout and eat as much food that isn't shit for your body. never been homeless but i'd say if you got clothes and water all u really need is some form of shelter or claim of an area you can work for money/food. just know the community and be a good boy scout

>> No.18803548

You could prolly just fast and you'll be OK.

>> No.18803634

>>18803426
get a SNAP card and all your food needs should be taken care of. it's like $350 a month and unless you're obese that should cover you with money to spare

>> No.18803643

food bank
bulk rice/potatoes, black beans, ground turkey (look around, less than $2/lb in most of NA) lentils and oats

>> No.18803697

>>18803513
>Every day with this fucking thread.
Yeah bro what do you expect after the Great Reset.

>> No.18803974

>>18803426
>how not to starve
probable
>eat well
unlikely
You might be able to get some aid from local centers or gov. Canned, frozen and vegan alts are often cheap(er). If you can get a job at some place where they have free food or give goodie bags like smaller cafes that are well off thatd be neat. Also check if there is anything you can forage in your area. You could also buy bigger tougher chunks of meat and do a lot of manuel labour to cut them to size

>> No.18804030

>>18803426
In the position you are in you should already be on SNAP. You can go to food pantries. Community health centers have walk-in counseling where they can tell you where these local resources are and can help you with paperwork if you find yourself displaced.

But you can still eat sustainably at $1/day by first and foremost learning to microwave dry rice and beans.

>> No.18804043
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18804043

I saved this from 2010 enjoy OP

>> No.18804207

>>18804043
>No milk or butter
Shit advice, not gonna read this crap

>> No.18804323

>>18804207
You don't have to follow all of its advise think of it as helpful tips.

>> No.18804345

>>18803426
>tips
get a job, jobs are fucking everywhere right now and due to staff shortages in literally every sector there are more than enough "sit at a desk doing nothing for $35/hr" and "$80/hr holding a shovel" jobs on the market right now.
t.best friend makes $40/hr playing vidya all night doing night shift at a hotel

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18804351

>thread #10000 of please help me eat rice and beans and noodles all the time

>> No.18805352

>>18803426
can't help you.
I never allowed my self to get even close to the possibility of being homeless or "poor".

A man will do what it takes to not end up in the gutter.

>> No.18805526

>>18804043
neat

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>>18803426
just do what cats do and chase down and eat mice, remember, the mouse head has all the nutrients!!

>> No.18806821

>>18804043
>gif
is this shit gonna jumpscare me while I squint at the tiny text

>> No.18806844

>>18806821
nope

>> No.18807237

>>18804043
>Use coupons
Man I remember back when anons around here kept making super great fake coupons that worked when scanned. Shit like buy one get 3 free cereal boxes and what not. I miss those days.

>> No.18807923

>>18804043
>broke? buy chicken breast, grosly overpriced because elderly people who never bothered cooking chug 5 or 6 a week each
>dont buy the whole bird or take advantage of those really good deals for frozen thighs

>> No.18807929

>>18803697
I expect tourists to fuck off

>> No.18807937

>>18804323
none of it is helpful
you are a retard
give me ten recopes with chickpeas right now

>> No.18807950

>>18807937
Wow that was easy
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipes/16980/fruits-and-vegetables/beans-and-peas/garbanzo-beans/

>> No.18807956

>>18807950
>here are a bunch of recipes i have never tried and i dont know the quality of
double retard
fuck off from this thread

>> No.18807961

>>18807956
You didn't ask for recipes personally tested by me anon.
also have a link to the /ck/ vertical cooking recipe booru. https://ck.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list

>> No.18807970

>>18807961
you never give someone a recipe you havent personaly tried before
triple retard

>> No.18807975

>>18807970
You just made that rule up anon.

>> No.18807984

>>18807975
everyone who cooks knows this
if you share a recipe you dont know and it turns out to be bad you end up looking like an ass
quadruple retard

>> No.18807990

>>18807984
How do you not know what ingredients taste like together? You use recipes as scaffolding for cooking not follow them like religion.

>> No.18807994

>>18807990
>thread about helping poor fags who dont know shit about cooking
>here are ten recipes i havent tried but you must know if they are good or bad based on the ingridients alone

>> No.18807999

>>18807994
Not that hard anon just eat food and you can learn about them.

>> No.18808146

>>18807999
i know how to cook, i entered this thread to help, you can either be useful by sharing a recipe you know or fuck off

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>>18803697
>the Great Reset
what did anon mean by this?

>> No.18808310

>>18803548
Food is how weakness enters your body. You dont need it.

>> No.18809375

>>18803634
>>18804030
Why do you assume he's american

>> No.18809379

>>18803426
Go to church related institutions and ask for help

>> No.18809432

dude just get ebt. there is ZERO reason in a developed country to eat rice and beans and shit most people are overweight we have more food than we know what to do with just get the fucking ebt card. something like 70% of people who qualify don't use it. it's just free food on the table.

>> No.18810504

>>18809432
the job search and training program they make you do to get it is super gay
im not driving half way across the county to jump through hoops just to get $100 in food stamps, thats $100 worth of gas and wear and tear on my car
t. im now a certified food safety specialist and a licensed forklift operator

>> No.18810567

>go to food pantries
they are already being inundated

>> No.18810576

>>18810504
you can apply online
im on disability. no job shit to deal with
i get $285 + $95 from the state in food stamps

>> No.18811023

>>18810504
>the job search and training program they make you do

what the fuck? in california you just tell them your income and they give you the card.

>> No.18811098

>>18803426
Stock up on deenz and learn to fast

>> No.18811121

Why in almost every thread i see it invokes overweight people LMAOO