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18798251

Anonymous Wed Jan 11 17:30:13 2023 No.18798251 [Reply] [Original]

It never stops. Might as well buy the pre-chopped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 17:32:01 2023 No.18798254 >>18798251 What, are you a fag?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 17:33:24 2023 No.18798259 >>18798254 OP here. Sorry I forgot to mention it, I'm trans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 17:35:19 2023 No.18798266 But chopping vegetables is one of the fun parts about cooking

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 17:44:23 2023 No.18798305 File: 50 KB, 1280x852, a8066d37-9e0c-416a-988b-53150eeb2dec_1.e31d3ca7bc640d916aa72a85a076c108[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18798251

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 17:45:11 2023 No.18798308 File: 22 KB, 637x627, missing-finger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18798266 Yeah, I use to think so too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 17:49:56 2023 No.18798333 File: 37 KB, 704x396, cutting-onions.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18798251 Refrigerating onions for a 10 minute before cutting and using safety goggles are the only things that help me OP.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 18:00:38 2023 No.18798377 >>18798251 The trick is to cut them in half and massage your chest with it every night. This should in theory increase your test levels and stop you from being a little bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 18:29:34 2023 No.18798435 >>18798251 When I process a huge amount of onions (usually once a year to make pickles) I put a fan on blowing through the onions away from me. No tears.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 18:32:37 2023 No.18798447 >>18798308 God that's hot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 18:38:15 2023 No.18798459 >>18798251 >crying from cutting RED onions lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 19:11:49 2023 No.18798533 you got a dull knife either sharpen it or get a new one

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 19:14:52 2023 No.18798542 hold water in your mouth as you chop onions and you wont cry

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 19:19:51 2023 No.18798552 >>18798542 Or have a matchstick between your lips, yup, those wizardry works.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 19:49:26 2023 No.18798627 >>18798533 Fucking this. Every time this comes up people throw out all these old wives' tales and meme hacks, but the problem is that your knife isn't sharp. You will be a lot happier if you take care of your knives far beyond cutting onions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 20:00:29 2023 No.18798660 I just hold some water in my mouth while chopping. saliva will eventually dilute it but works perfectly upto that and just have to spit it out and take another gulp and continue as it happens I don't randomly spend hours a day just chopping onions

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 20:07:52 2023 No.18798683 File: 51 KB, 750x684, 1618599835104.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18798251 >It never stops. Might as well buy the pre-chopped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 20:19:12 2023 No.18798719 Wet your knife, fool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 20:20:33 2023 No.18798724 Just wear contact lenses and you're fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 20:51:04 2023 No.18798830 File: 2.95 MB, 338x600, ck knifetard peeling an onion.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18798251 Just wear a welding mask

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 20:54:55 2023 No.18798842 you can't cut an onion without it cutting you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 20:55:11 2023 No.18798845 >>18798533 >get good whetstone >look up youtube tutorials >knife doesn't get sharper >buy simple knife sharpener >knife doesn't get sharper Plz I don't understand what I'm doing wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 11 21:28:02 2023 No.18798956 >>18798845 Just send them out to be sharpened. Or get cheap ones and just throw them out.