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people who dog on english food have never tried lemon curd

>> No.18773280

Aw shit now I have a lemon curd craving but no lemons and it's pissing rain.

>> No.18773288 [DELETED] 

I have to poop right now but every time it prairie dogs, I squeeze my cheeks and force it back up my ass so that I constantly seesaw my poop in and out of my ass

>> No.18773515

Anyone got a recipe for lemon curd? I've only had it once with some lemon tart and it god damn amazing.

>> No.18773561
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>>18773515
1 whole egg
1 egg yolk
2 lemons, zested and juiced
80g sugar
50g butter, cubed
Throw it all in a double boiler and whisk until it goes opaque and thickens. That makes enough to cover a cheesecake or have on toast for a few days. You can swap the 2 lemons for four limes or a large grapefruit.

>> No.18773579

>>18773238
Not really an English exclusive now is it

>> No.18773643

>>18773579
You can buy pretty much anything anywhere. It's still from England.

>> No.18773650

Wtf do you do with it?

>> No.18773658

>>18773561
Thank you. Would it be possible to replace the sugar with honey?

>> No.18773675

>>18773238
It's delicious, but I didn't know it was from England originally. That's neat
>>18773650
I like it on buttered toast. I suppose you could also have it in yogurt or put some in your oatmeal too

>> No.18773683

>>18773561
>That makes enough to cover a cheesecake
jeez, thanks for this dude, i've been wanting to make a lemon cheesecake forever and all recipes i could find looked like shit to me, with the topping being particularly problematic. i'm definitely making this when it gets warmer

>> No.18773710

>>18773288
>ass fucking yourself with your own shit
This anon is on a whole other level.

>> No.18773717

Calling lemon curd "english food" is like calling mayonnaise "french food".

>> No.18773744
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>>18773717
Cope

>> No.18773754

>>18773717
Yes

>> No.18773784

>>18773717
Yeah, mayonnaise is a food and so is lemon curd. Were you thinking we would all think you're so fucking smart for pointing that out?

>> No.18773817

>>18773579
>Brie? Sorry, I can buy that in Stockholm therefore it's not French really now, is it?

>> No.18773826

>>18773579
>>18773717
Samefag

>> No.18773841

I love English food so much but God damn lemon curd is vile.

>> No.18773852

>>18773238
Wow... crème pâtissière with lemon. Just... wow.

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>>18773658
I haven't tried, but it should work and I've seen curd recipes that use honey.

>>18773683
Nice. As you're looking here's the full cheesecake recipe I got it from.

>> No.18773970

>>18773238
>a jar of lemon meringue pie filling is english food

>> No.18774306

>>18773238
Sherlock Holmes used to use this for lube on his anus. When questioned by his sidekick, he replied
>lemon entry, my dear Watson, lemon entry

>> No.18774801

>>18774306
BAKA anon. BAKA.

>> No.18774912

>>18773744
>>18773754
>>18773784
its just custard with lemon, do you think you invented the egg? or lemons?

>> No.18775062

>>18773238
The english invented lemons?

>> No.18775066

>>18773650
all sorts, i used to put it on toast. sometimes you can have lemon curd tarts and it can be used in many recipes for desert

>> No.18775068

>>18773561
That's just lemon pudding I can buy a package of that at the store for 89 cents.

>> No.18775071

>>18775062
no but we figured out what to do with them when life gave us them

>> No.18775197

>>18775068
Yeah that's how most cooking works.?

>> No.18775201

>>18773238
>>18773744
no wonder it has such a dumb name lol what the hell is a curd lol "OOoohhh im curding" fuck off

>> No.18775227

>>18773238
salmonella in a tin

>> No.18775247

>>18775201
im sorry for your loss

>> No.18775340

>>18773579
I wonder what provokes this kind of insecurity
Nobody's gonna think less of you just because lemon curd is English

>> No.18775378

>>18774912
>>18775062
Retarded. By the same logic noone invented a hamburger because they were just making a meat a different shape.

>> No.18775383

>>18775201
t. Doesnt know what curd means

>> No.18775393

>>18775227
>tin
Clearly a jar
>salmonella
You cannot get salmonella from British eggs, thats been the case for decades. Plus the eggs are cooked when you make lemon curd

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>>18774306

>> No.18775458

>>18773744
You can make it with other fruit too. Passion fruit curd is nice on some sour yogurt.

>> No.18775467

>>18775393
Americans can't imagine not getting the raging shits from food poisoning several times a year. It's just inconceivable to them, and BigFood Corp loves it that way as they can make a half percent more profit.

>> No.18775477

>>18775458
Always wondered why lemon is the only thing I see talked about. I love blackberries, maybe next summer I'll try and get some good ones and make a blackberry curd.