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Loaded up Tasty and not a single video I found deserved to be immortalised as a webm on /ck/, so I'm just gonna post some nostalgic shit and you can join in or post new shit or whatever...

>> No.18727807
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>> No.18727811
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>> No.18727962

>>18727820
Based non-deathfat, anyone that tells you to eat as much fat as possible should be gulagged

>> No.18727991

>>18727807
You need bechamel for mac. Get off Facebook

>> No.18727999

>>18727820
> university of Prince Edward island
Education ruined women

>> No.18728012
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>>18727962

>> No.18728015

why do american cook entire meals in a frying pan, instead of a pan? it doesnt make sense

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>>18728012
Many such cases

>> No.18728111

>>18727811
Wait a second how did the rice cook? I don't think the butter would have cooked the rice
This looks pretty good desu

>> No.18728115

>>18728015
why not?

>> No.18728135

>>18728111
>Wait a second how did the rice cook?
It didn't. These videos always have tricks in them.

>> No.18728244

>>18728111
The butter and the juice of the chicken and veggies cooked the rice. That is the least of the concern here. The complete waste of butter is more egregious

>> No.18728265

>>18728244
>The butter and the juice of the chicken and veggies cooked the rice
There is no way all of them combined have enough water to cook that much rice.

>>18728244
>The complete waste of butter is more egregious
If you're making the dish maybe once or twice a year, who cares. I bet it tastes delicious

>> No.18728391

>>18727806
too much green bullshit
taste like grass, dirt and shriracha

>> No.18728445

>>18727991
Mmmh starchy sauce over this bowl of starch.

>> No.18728529

>>18728111
The secret ingredient is bullshit.

>> No.18728664 [DELETED] 

>>18727806
if you messed even one of those steps up that entire dish would turn to raccoon dumpster feast crap

>> No.18728988

>>18727820
when she says "all this grease is disgusting" 90% of that is water.

anyone who does that should be hanged.

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>>18727962
>should be gulagged

>> No.18729083

>>18727999
I've watched this so many times and somehow didn't notice that
t. Holland College chad

>> No.18729097

>>18727807
i hate how if you try to make mac and cheese better than boxed garbage you'll have people bitching at you that it isn't goyslop garbage they are used to
sorry i actually care enough to try aunt karen, next time i will make sure to only use fake orange cheese and overcooked pasta just for you
old people are the worst

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NSFW

>> No.18729127

>>18727806
That amount of sesame oil makes the peanut butter redundant, I understand it's use as a thickener but she is already using rice and it could have been thickened with starch

>> No.18729128

>>18727806
>A "handful" of cashews
Fucking americans

>> No.18729134

>>18727807
Not nearly enough spices for that amount of pasta

>> No.18729145

>>18728111
You are right, the butter would have fried the rice and it would crisp instead of puffing, there isn't enough moisture in those vegetables to cook it either, she obviously swamped the rice for already cooked rice at some point

>> No.18729152

>>18727820
That beef is already leam

>> No.18729230

>>18728111
there was 500ml+ of wine

>> No.18729272

>>18727824
too bad EMP is fully vegan now, they've ruined their own restaurant. vegans are all fags

>> No.18729308

>>18727807
Dry af mac and cheese.
>>18729097
You probably just make shit mac and cheese.

>> No.18729354

>>18728244
>waste of butter

Non-retarded people don't dunk the whole hen in a bowl of it. You use a spatula or your hands to coat the bird and save the rest. That herbed butter tastes fucking amazing on a nice chunk of baguette.

>> No.18730124

>>18727806
all of the veg went in the reverse way they should for a stir fry, dear god

>> No.18730137

>>18727806
oh boy steamed rice

>> No.18730163

>>18728111
the heat of the chicken cooked the rice

>> No.18730195

>>18727811
>Chefclub
The Liveleak of food webm

>> No.18730233

>>18727811
that turned out butter than expected

>> No.18730564

>>18729272
>too bad EMP is fully vegan now, they've ruined their own restaurant. vegans are all fags
Why are foodies so fucking stupid?

>> No.18730571

>>18729097
>muh karen
normbot

>> No.18730771
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in the future they will mass produce soylent green this way

>> No.18730944

>>18727962
Fats are good for you

>> No.18731245

actually doesn't look too bad but given the amount put in that will only taste like sriracha and cilantro

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>> No.18732648

>>18727806
>a handful
>a cup
give me precise measurements for fucks sake we as humans have things such as grams for this exact purpose

>> No.18732860

>>18732648
Cooking doesn't require that degree of precision to begin with. It's an artform, not a chemistry experiment.

>> No.18733046

>>18727806
>sriracha
Fuck. No.

>> No.18733442

>>18727806
>kale
Ewww

>> No.18733448

>>18727820
Women moment

>> No.18733457

>>18729097
Boxed Mac always tastes better

>> No.18734756
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>>18730771

>> No.18734918

>>18730771
It's fucked up but I laughed @00:30

>> No.18735389

>>18734756
Nature is healing

>> No.18736348

>>18727806
> Ginger
> 2 inches
You're taking a piss now.

>> No.18736385

>>18727962
retard

>> No.18736415

>>18727811
thewhole time im waiting for them to make the curry lmfao

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>> No.18736509

>>18727820
>pours beef grease down the sink
Pshhh....nothin personnel landlord....

>> No.18736519

>>18734756
Its using magnets to get the carapace on tje frame

>> No.18736673

>>18736491
>Doesn't even take the sticker off the apple.
And here I was, thinking I'd seen every cooking atrocity Jacko could commit.

>> No.18736951

>>18730771
WHEN WILL YOU FUCKING CRAB APOLOGISTS LEAVE?! ARRRGGGHHHHH

>> No.18737097

>>18733448
No she's just a retard and you're a faggot

>> No.18737105

>>18736491
the apple was obviously too large which begs the question what the device was even designed for

>> No.18737169

>>18730771
Crabbros...

>> No.18737254

>>18737105

Eggs fellar : )

>> No.18737300

>>18730771
Brutal

>> No.18737335

>>18727807
Wait, what? Where did the bacon/bread crumb mixture go? It was scooped into the bowl and... presumably still sitting in the bowl. But the final shot looks like it has bacon in it? WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS SHIT?!

>> No.18737354

>>18727820
I want to hold this bitch down by the neck and hate fuck the stupid out of her.

>> No.18737403

>>18730771
MYGOD imagine being the CRAB

>> No.18737828

>>18737097
femcel please

>> No.18738000

>>18727806
you had me up till the baby sweetcorn then it went downhill from there and kept getting worse

>> No.18738002

>>18727806
Where da meat at tho?

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is there a way to preview webm on a macbook? i have no idea what i'm posting right now.

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>>18738145

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>> No.18738154

>>18738141
did she died?

>> No.18738158
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>> No.18738162

>>18738145
Steamed cats

>> No.18738623

>>18738148
The better filename is "Non-Newtonian Marinade"

>> No.18738682

>>18727806
>Spring Onion at the beginning
Come on, that's a garnish that goes at the end so it's not mush

>> No.18738689
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>>18736491
This is one of the best ones
>sticker on apple
>too big
>Blunt meme tool
>Bashes the shit out of it

>> No.18739068

someone post onion burger hippie man please

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>>18739068

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>> No.18739124

>>18739092
That looks fucking tasty, is this supposed to be posted ironically?

>> No.18739212

>>18738153
What is the appeal of these videos?

>> No.18739214

>>18730771
IT'S CRABS ALL THE WAY D-*ACK*

>> No.18739215

>>18739109
Patty too thick

>> No.18739223

>>18739109
>metal on non stick pan

>> No.18739237

>>18739223
Nothing wrong with that on quality pans, other than the awful noise. Nothing is gonna be sctatched off by lighlty rubbing against it with a metal object whilst stirring

>> No.18739263

>>18739092
>>18739124
Yeah that actually looks pretty good. I feel like I'd get heartburn though.

>> No.18739268

>>18734756
wizards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJyGoGPXTj4

>> No.18739355

>>18734756
/r/ing this reversed.

>> No.18739378

>>18734756
The heat of the conveyor belt cooks the crab.

>> No.18739476

>>18739092
thank you anon, happy christmas

>> No.18739493

>>18739212
It's for people who already like Mukbang + also getting to see a cute girl make scared faces, squirm and make noises

>> No.18739936

>>18739493
Still sounds extremely degenerate

>> No.18740435
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>>18738153
Revenge.

>> No.18740601

>>18740435
What is going through the octopus' mind at this EXACT moment?

>> No.18740623

>>18727820
>>18727962
>>18727999
>>18728988
>>18729152
>>18733448
>>18736509
>>18737354
The fat isn't rendered out yet, you cooklets. She's washing away water.

>> No.18740642

>>18727811
>I'm a good chef because I use 5 sticks of butter in my recipe

>> No.18740712
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>> No.18740826

>>18739104
>>18739109
this guy definitely has some sort of fetish with touching food with his hands

>> No.18740936

>>18740601
>tastes like bug

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the perfect crime

>> No.18741123
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>> No.18741124
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>> No.18741129
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>> No.18741200

>>18741111
why do people watch this idiot

>> No.18741205

>>18727806
Everybody is talking shit about this dish but ignoring the worst ingredient: baby corn.

>> No.18741210

>>18738153
Why are koreans like this

>> No.18741312

>>18738154
Probably just on the nod.

>> No.18741351

>>18727806
what is this sloppa called and why did they ruin it with kale instead of using more of the other greens?
also cant quite put my finger on what style this shit is supposed to be.

>> No.18741477

>>18727806
can someone post the webm of a dude recording his table, a bunch of waiters come and throw shit on the table, across for the recording person is some asian twink also recording.
thanks

>> No.18741494

>>18741477
Why didn't you save it?

>> No.18741495

>>18741494
Because I'm fucking stupid.

>> No.18741517

>>18741111
I remember this scene from Men in Black

>> No.18741686

>>18729119
GIGA PUDDI

>> No.18741689
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>>18727820
i do this except of washing the minced cooked meat afterwards
>inb4 retard
don't care

>> No.18742213

>>18741477
I have that video saved, not posting it.

>> No.18742327

>>18738141
Sheem sleepy

>> No.18742328

>>18734756
>Stroggification

>> No.18742345

>>18730771
this kills the crab

>> No.18742359

>>18739092
that garlic butter goes crazy

>> No.18742464
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>>18737097
>seething roastie detected.
your pussy is probably less appetizing than her food.

>> No.18742465

>>18741689
how much do you pay in plumming a year?

>> No.18742469

>>18741123
Can I please kill this anon.

>> No.18742502

>>18727806
>kale
>broccoli
>no meat
>no shellfish
>no egg
>no stern Chinese lady hot crispy hot oil.

damn OP, you had one job

>> No.18742515

Vegetables are feed, not food. It doesn't matter how complex the preparation is, it will never be impressive.

>> No.18742530

>>18740712
just one guy on ck is obsessed with this creepy dog show

>> No.18742645

>>18742515
You must be at least 18 to post here.

>> No.18742724

>>18738158

Old but gold.

>> No.18742793

>>18739109
God I hate when people put cheese on the patty while it's still in the pan.

>> No.18743100

>>18741200
Why do people browse 4chan.

>> No.18743112

>>18736491
Man moment

>> No.18743219

>>18739104
>crack it on a nice, BEAUTIFUL flat surface
>and LITERALLY just drop it in there
Gordon's been on the food network for too long

>> No.18743233

>>18729119
I've been there and tried one. it has almost no flavor, tastes like air and egg.

>> No.18743244

>>18742530
If you find Bluey creepy you must have a lot of trouble functioning in the world.

>> No.18743284

>>18730124
i thought that. Bitter, burned garlic and uncooked broccoli, sounds delicious!

>> No.18743476

>>18727820
Its okay to drain fat but good lord, wash it? What the actual fuck

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>> No.18743524

>>18727820
Hope she's renting that place

>> No.18743908

>>18739109
Bottom bun is obviously undercooked, you do tarte tatin in the oven for a reason. Apple, onion and camembert is a nice mix of tastes tho, yet the delivery looks like trying to hard to impress, tiktok tier

>> No.18743931

>>18737105
>using "begs the question" the wrong way
Found the not-philosopher

>> No.18744037

>>18741129
Hey that looks good

>> No.18744042

>>18730564
Its just leftists in cities. They are self immolating, which is the only thing that can occur in their philosophy.