/Chili General/

[Anonymous No.18725554]

>There are no beans, there is no ground beef in this recipe, this is a spicy beef stew
hahahahahaha Texas fags btfo
https://youtu.be/N8bgX6QsAnc

[Anonymous No.18725564]

>>18725554
>no beans
>no ground beef
why would they be btfo? chili has neither ground beef nor beans in it.

[Anonymous No.18725570]

>>18725564
chili has both, you are just making a spicy meat stew and calling it 'chili'

[Anonymous No.18725585]

>>18725570
chili con carne IS a spicy meat stew - that's literally what the name means.
you're just making a bean soup and calling it "chili".

[Anonymous No.18725592]

>>18725585
>I added mexican words to validate my meat stew
Texas is so pathetic, it will never be real chili.

[Anonymous No.18725597]

>>18725592
sorry, I didn't realize you were clinically retarded. carry on with your extremely low quality thread.

[Anonymous No.18725602]

>>18725597
You could just add some black beans and you would no longer be a homosexual chili imposter.

[Anonymous No.18725856]

>>18725554
ngl that looks good

[Anonymous No.18726222]

That's goulash lol

[Anonymous No.18726239]

>>18726222
i've made it some time ago for the first time, awesome

[Anonymous No.18726263]

>>18726222
Yeah, what's the difference? Seems to me like chilli con carne is a variant of goulash.

[Anonymous No.18726609]

>>18726263
if anything, goulash is a variant of chili con carne, since the chile is native to the americas.

[Anonymous No.18726770]

>>18725592
>>18725592
This. Mexican food is so much better than Tex shit. Steers and queers eternally BTFO and seething.

[Anonymous No.18726796]

>>18726222
Not a goulash, it's called a pörkölt. Goulash is a soup made from adding water/stock to a pörkölt base (the thick stew) and adding some egg noodles and potato to it.

[Anonymous No.18726821]

>>18726796
pörköle :DDD

[Anonymous No.18726853]

Daily reminder that anyone who calls chili "chili con carne", or tries to start an argument about putting beans in chili, is not American. They are larping yuropoors who are too stupid to realize that nobody calls it "chili con carne" and virtually nobody actually cares about beans vs no beans.

[Anonymous No.18726859]

Does cocoa powder belong in chili?

[Anonymous No.18726868]

>>18725585
if someone served me that as "chili" i would flip the fucking table

[Anonymous No.18726962]

>>18726853
Reminder that the only reason to add beans to chili con carne is because you're too poor and inbred to afford the carne.

[Anonymous No.18726966]

>>18725554
This is just shitty goulash and if you use ground beef, it's just shitty Bolognese. Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.18726969]

>>18726966
>I am a child and just found out about semantics

[Anonymous No.18727001]

real chili has no beans

[Anonymous No.18727010]

>>18726969
No True Scotsman sometimes isn't a fallacy

[Anonymous No.18727012]

>>18726868
>Imagine getting shot because you're an autistic tastelet who thinks chili comes in a can

[Anonymous No.18727018]

>>18726859
Yes. As do cinnamon and coffee. Beans, however, are right out.

[Anonymous No.18727322]

>>18725554
Nice color. I plan to make chili soon with just 7 ingredients. Beef simmered until tender and drained. Like 1/4-1/2 cup mild chili powder.3 tablespoons cumin. Tomato paste (sm can). Sm can chipotle peppers. Salt and hotsauce or hot pepper flakes to taste. I hate muddy brown colored chili. This should make my chili pop.

[Anonymous No.18727369]

>>18725554
Mexican rice. Brown rice in lard then add broth bring to boil, turn off heat cover 15 min..

[Anonymous No.18727428]

>>18727369
oops wrong thread. would go well with chili tho.

[Anonymous No.18727449]

>>18726263
The main thing is goulash is paprika based, chili is cumin based (aside from the chilis). Personally I like to use an assload of fresh jalapenos and make it really hit you in the face with jalapeno flavor.

[Anonymous No.18728190]

>>18725554
Not really seeing any any Texasfags getting btfo here OP. You baldly lied to us.

[Anonymous No.18728306]

>>18726853
We prefer the Mexican food. Not your fatboy copy.

[Anonymous No.18728318]

>>18727428
That sounds based beyond belief, might add sofrito at the end to give it some of the flavor

[Anonymous No.18728321]

>>18728306
Why are you talking about chili if you prefer Mexican food?

[Anonymous No.18728336]

>>18728321
Because it's a Mexican dish.

[Anonymous No.18728341]

>>18728336
Lol, no.

[Anonymous No.18728358]

>>18728341
It is. Bye.

[Anonymous No.18728661]

Hey bros, tried my hand at a New Mexico / Texas style chili today. Along with the beef, I included Anchos, Chipotles, fresh Jalapeños, Hatch, tomatoes & tomato paste, onion, garlic, a bit of cumin and New Mexico style chili powder, and cooked the veggies up in some bacon grease. Thank you all for memeing me into this, I think it’ll be perfect for these Arctic blast days

[Anonymous No.18728796]

>>18725585
chili with meat is what chili con carne means.

[Anonymous No.18728804]

>>18726222
You are a retard.

[Anonymous No.18728805]

I have never eaten chili

[Anonymous No.18729787]

>>18725554
I use ground beef in my chili. Why? Fuck you, that's why.

[Anonymous No.18729983]

>>18728804
OH YEAH SAY THAT TO MY FACE NOT ONLINE AND I'LL WRECK YOU WITH MY RETARD STRENGTH

[Anonymous No.18730015]

>>18726239
I made some last week for the first time too, it was pretty good

[Anonymous No.18730017]

>>18726609
Goulash was being cooked before Europeans discovered the Americas

[Anonymous No.18730025]

>>18726966
Other than those things being nothing alike? I'm sorry never mind me didn't mean to interrupt your spergout

[Anonymous No.18730081]

>>18725554
That looks like a Gulasch/Gulyas, which is far superior to a Chili in general

[Anonymous No.18730235]

>>18730017
lol no they weren't. this no doubt comes as a shock to you, but italians weren't making ragu, the indians weren't making curry, the irish weren't making potato soup, and the swiss weren't making chocolate before the europeans discovered the americas either.

[Anonymous No.18730264]

If there ain't no beans, I ain't eatin

[Anonymous No.18730472]

>Americans do a thing brought over from the old world
>WOW DO AMERICANS REALLY?
>Americans do a thing on their own
>THAT'S JUST GOULASH/BOLOGNESE/ETC!
And Yuros still wonder why their colonies desired separation.

[Anonymous No.18730769]

>>18730235
Versions of goulash can be traced back to the 10th century you retard

[Anonymous No.18730824]

>>18730769
Well some monkey boiled meat 50k years ago so those are just variations of click click ooga booga.

[Anonymous No.18730874]

>>18730824
I accept your concession

[Anonymous No.18730885]

>>18730874
>I accept that all boiled meat foods originate from click click ooga booga therefore it's retarded for Yuros to try to claim chili
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.18730914]

>>18730885
No one's trying to claim chilli, goulash is not chilli you retarded yank

[Anonymous No.18730919]

>>18730914
>No one's trying to claim chilli
>>18726263
>chilli con carne is a variant of goulash

[Anonymous No.18730950]

>>18730919
Well that person is a fucking retard, goulash is not chilli

[Anonymous No.18731317]

>>18730950
>No one's doing a thing
>"person is definitely doing a thing"
>Well that person's dumb
Yeah, we all know. Why bother opening your mouth?

[Anonymous No.18731667]

>>18730025
Is that like an autistic version of ragout

[Anonymous No.18731680]

Here's mine OP, inb4 I get mogged for putting corn in my chili.

INGREDIENTS:

FRESH
5-6lb of ground beef
1 ½ large onions
4 large bell peppers

CANNED
3 28oz cans of whole peeled San Marzano tomatoes
2 14oz cans of dark red kidney beans
1 14oz can of whole kernel corn
1 7oz can of chipotle peppers

WET INGREDIENTS
2 tbsp of honey
1 tbsp mustard
2 tsp Worcestershire
2 tsp soy sauce
2 tsp fish sauce
fat/oil for frying

SPICES
5 tbsps. chili powder
Habanero/cayenne powder
1 tbsp paprika
1 tbsp cumin
1 tbsp Chicken Bullion
½ tsp garlic powder

OPTIONAL GARNISHES
Sour cream
Crackers, corn chips, tortilla chips
Avocado
Chives or parsley
Shredded Cheese


Also why yes the chicken bullion I use is indeed Knorr™ brand

[Anonymous No.18732196]

>>18730769
>versions of *something* can be traced back to the 10th century
>h...h... hey goulash is something!
you are the most retarded ape on /ck/ right now

[Anonymous No.18732204]

>>18731680
> inb4
you used mince and beans, at that point you're so far from chili that your corn is a mere trifling detail.

[Anonymous No.18732273]

>>18732204
Chilli without mince is literally mexican mumbo gumbo and no one gives a fuck about what mexicans or uppity white hipsters think about American food.

[Anonymous No.18732285]

>>18732204
I can handle the beans vs no beans bantz but saying ground beef isn't chili is literal retardation. Chili is a huge deal in America, so much so there's competitions specifically for the dish and the fact there's a chili general on /ck/ is also right there in your face. Literally, 90% of the dishes I've ever seen called chili in America have ground beef in them.

[Anonymous No.18732290]

>>18732285
Chilli with no meat or stew cuts is literal poorfag shit. Like I said it's Mexicans and white hipsters.

[Anonymous No.18732295]

>>18731680
>avocado as a garnish

Your shit isn't chili but I'm stealing this and not sure why I didn't think of it before.

[Anonymous No.18732304]

>>18732290
>rich white people eating poverty food

???

[Anonymous No.18732307]

>>18732304
Yes, they are the same retards eating bug burgers and beyond meat. They think it gives them street cred to eat like favela monkeys.

[Anonymous No.18732355]

>>18732273
poorfag cope
>>18732285
chili is supposed to have chunks of meat in it. only poorfags who can't afford steak think ground beef is acceptable. not coincidentally, they're the exact same people who cope by insisting that their "chili" absolutely must be made with the cheapest beans they can find.
>>18732307
you're king of the retards if you think the same people insisting that only chunks of steak are acceptable in chili are the same ones pushing that vegan shit.

[Anonymous No.18732359]

>>18732355
>steak in chili

ya im sure you are putting ribeye in your chili retard. Ground beef is basically made of sirlion tier cuts btw.

[Anonymous No.18732364]

>>18732355
>chili is supposed to have chunks of meat in it

Go back to mexico

[Anonymous No.18732426]

>>18732359
>Ground beef is basically made of sirlion
we can smell the poverty on you through the intertubes you know
>>18732364
bold move to double down on retarded, but it works for you.

[Anonymous No.18732439]

>>18732426
Shhh, fag.

[Anonymous No.18732670]

>>18732426
in what world are stew cuts more expensive than ground beef?

Please show me a single chili recipe with someone using expensive cuts of steak. You are honestly fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.18732674]

>>18732670
where I live beef roast is about 20% more per lb than 80/20. Not a huge difference, but still technically more expensive.

[Anonymous No.18732688]

>>18732439
0/10. the mexican insult was more creative.

[Anonymous No.18732693]

>>18732670
>stew cuts
real people don't buy their groceries at walmart

[Anonymous No.18732705]

>>18732693
Walmart butchers are just as good as any other chain grocery store. Ya its not as good as going to a real butcher but you also pay about as half. If you are some fag that thinks he's rich because you go to publix then just LMAO.

And if you are europeon then idk what to say besides the two times i went there your major grocery stores are literal shit tier.

[Anonymous No.18732707]

>>18731680
beans and corn aside if you can't see the problem with making "chili" with only 1 tablespoon of chili powder per pound of meat you're beyond help.

[Anonymous No.18732712]

>>18732693
Butcher is way too expensive for normal people, and going to the butcher to buy meat for your "chili" is just retarded. Literally, go kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.18732726]

>>18732705
>muh justasgood cope
>>18732712
only poor people like are retarded. all the coping and seething won't fix your poverty.

[Anonymous No.18732728]

>>18732707
I use habanero powder, which is like 5x hotter than cayenne which is already magnitudes hotter than chilli powder. You know chili powder is literally just dried-up peppers, like paprika etc. right? I don't see the point in adding copious amounts of chili powder.

All told there is around 8-9 tablespoons of pepper powder in what I make.

[Anonymous No.18732735]

>>18732726
You have typed the word poor about 20 times in this thread so far I think you are seriously projecting at this point.

I originally used the word once just to make fun of beans only fags but what you are doing is a mental illness at this point. Seek help or christ friend.

[Anonymous No.18732760]

>>18732728
If you are putting what I'm assuming is 1 or more tablespoons of habanero powder in that much chili that's going to make it insanely hot. That much heat is going to mask a lot of the flavor but if that's what you like then go for it anon.

[Anonymous No.18732764]

>>18732728
it's not about heat. you're making a dish literally called chili with meat but only have 8-9 tablespoons of chili for 6lbs of meat and over a half gallon of tomato. it's like making broccoli cheese soup with only 4oz of broccoli for an entire pot. for the record this is my ratio of peppers to meat to other ingredients when I make chili.

[Anonymous No.18732765]

>>18732760
I use 2/3 - 1 1/3 depending on whose over. Sour cream helps with ppl that are fags and can't handle hot stuff.

[Anonymous No.18732772]

>>18728796
It means "chili peppers with meat"

[Anonymous No.18732776]

>>18725554
Good chili has no beans, period. Chili with beans is called "chili you put filler in"

[Anonymous No.18732779]

>>18732764
I grow and make my own powders. A 5 gallon bucket of haberno/ghost peppers after dehydrated seeds and all yeilds not even a full 16oz mason jar. I'm seriously doubting what you have there is anywhere near 20tbsp or whatever you think would be necessary for 6lbs of meat.

[Anonymous No.18732785]

>>18732764
Holy mexican santa maria. If you are white and posting this then you are the biggest poser I've ever seen and probably jerk off to adam ragusea, gonna be hard to season a plastic cutting board tho.

[Anonymous No.18732787]

>>18732779
good thing that's only like 1.8lbs of meat then

[Anonymous No.18732789]

Chili threads on /ck/ never disappoint. Interesting bean vs no beans isn't the main shitpost this time.

[Anonymous No.18732792]

>>18732735
you're raging against the wrong thing. I'm simply the messenger, my calling you poor isn't what makes you poor. but then you're retarded - which not coincidentally *is* what makes you poor - so complex topics like causality are probably "mexican" or "faggy" and distracting you from your important life's work making "chili" with mincemeat and beans.

[Anonymous No.18732796]

>>18732776
I like kidney beans, and I usually keep the ratio low.

[Anonymous No.18732800]

>>18732792
praying for your mental health

[Anonymous No.18732802]

>>18732764
This. You should have at least as much chilis as meat. It's "Chilis with Meat" not "Meat with Chilis" after all.

[Anonymous No.18732804]

>>18732792
You are in a thread about chili on 4chan, what do you expect people here to be concerned with fuckwit?

[Anonymous No.18732806]

>>18732804
apparently they're mostly concerned with justifying the consequences of their poor life choices.

[Anonymous No.18732809]

>>18732802
Yes go ahead and put the same amount of chili powder or hell even half as the meat and get back to us on how that turns out.

[Anonymous No.18732813]

>>18732804
>>18732806
Don't bother with this guy he probably got triggered after being called a Mexican and went off the rails. Just stop responding to him.

[Anonymous No.18732828]

If you want to get into semantics, the definition of chili is a spicy stew containing chili peppers or chili powder, meat (usually beef), and often tomatoes and beans. Chile colorado is a mexican beef stew made of a red chile pepper sauce. It is, by definition, chili. I dont get why so many bitch bois are wetting their diapers over this itt.

[Anonymous No.18732842]

>>18732809
>chili powder
Use actual whole chilis you uncoltured mong. Or do you use garlic powder and onion powder instead of actual garlic and onion as well?

[Anonymous No.18732851]

>>18732813
>Why do i keep getting shit on just because I keep saying stupid shit. I'm gonna cry about it like a stupid bitch.

[Anonymous No.18732856]

>>18732828
>the definition of chili is a spicy stew containing chili peppers
Yes
>or chili powder
Lol no
>meat (usually beef)
Yes
>and often tomatoes
Sure
>and beans
Ah, I see where you've made your error. You're confusing "chili" with "spicy bean soup". The two are not the same.

[Anonymous No.18733005]

>muh spicy bean soup
shut the fuck up and eat your beans you undoubtedly fat faggots.

[Anonymous No.18733120]

I'm making chili verde right now. I'm cooking the pork shoulder until it's tender enough to shred.

>roasted tomatillos, onions, garlic, and serrano peppers under broiler
>blended them with cilantro
>toasted cinnamon and bay leaves
>toasted a spice paste of ground cumin, coriander, and chili powder
>added sauce base and bourbon, and reduced for an hour
>added beans and whole pork shoulder
>topped off with beef brothe
>slow cooking now until the pork starts to shred
I've got crema mexicana to add at the end. Depending on how things taste, I might add crushed fenugreek leaves.

[Anonymous No.18733172]

>>18732196
That something was goulash

[Anonymous No.18733194]

>>18732693
You're a retard, you use cheaper cuts of meat for stews cause they are slow cooked and slow cooking cheaper cuts of meat releases the collagen in the fat in the meat softening it during cooking, using steak will just leave you with dry meat cubes in your stew

[Anonymous No.18733895]

>chili thread
> it's just a pissing contest of who can be the biggest hipster faggot instead of actually talking about what 99% of Americans consider chili

Bravo /ck/

Here's a prime example
>>18733120

[Anonymous No.18733906]

>>18732856
You realize that dried chilis are just the uncrushed version of chili powder, right? Thats like saying whole pepper corn is REAL pepper and anyone that uses pepper powder or some arbitrary size of grind isn't actually using pepper.

Yes I'm well aware of the absolute dogshit quality of chili powder that most stores sell and people use, but its not an excuse to be retarded and say that powder is not literally the same fucking thing.

[Anonymous No.18733947]

>>18733172
>he doesn't know about paprika

[Anonymous No.18734083]

>I PUT BEAN IN MY CHILI

[Anonymous No.18734089]

>>18733947
Goulash was cooked before paprika made its way to Hungary

[Anonymous No.18734184]

>>18734089
no it wasn't. picking some random dish out of thin air and calling it goulash doesn't make it goulash, it just makes you a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.18734227]

>>18734184
>goulash, Hungariangulyás, traditionalstewofHungary. The origins of goulash have been traced to the 9th century, tostewseaten by Magyar shepherds
>9th century
>Long before paprika was brought to Hungary
https://www.britannica.com/topic/goulash

[Anonymous No.18734237]

>>18733895
You are literally in a thread about chili on a board about cooking. You talk about chili and how you cook it. If all you care about is how 99% of Americans think about chili, follow the instructions on the side of some can and stay quiet because you have nothing of value to say.

[Anonymous No.18734240]

>>18734227
>there was a dish, that wasn't actually goulash, that eventually became goulash once paprika was brought over from the new world
cool, so we're in agreement then. goulash didn't exist before paprika.

[Anonymous No.18734246]

>>18734240
It was called goulash though, so goulash existed before paprika was added to the recipe

[Anonymous No.18734258]

>no beans
I can't imagine calling pasta sauce "chili" with a straight face.

[Anonymous No.18734259]

>>18734246
no it literally didn't not without paprika, you're fucking delusional mate. you can also call a boy with a penis a girl it doesn't make him a girl.

[Anonymous No.18734265]

>>18734258
Wierd, because I can absolutely imagine the shifty thieving wops calling chili "pasta sauce" with a straight face.

[Anonymous No.18734391]

>>18734259
You are wrong, goulash existed before paprika was used in it

[Anonymous No.18734463]

>>18734259
This is more like "There was a Hungarian girl named Gulyas who desperately wanted to be one of the boys. One day, a doctor from the new world offered Gulyas a new procedure called a Pirospaprikan Adadictomy. After the procedure and some trial and error, eventually Gulyas got some colour in -now his- cheeks, and after an adjustment period learned how to pee standing up. Once his family and friends adjusted to his new red beard, he lived happily ever after."

[Anonymous No.18734475]

>>18734265
They do in Cincinnati.

[Anonymous No.18734481]

>>18733120
I'm sure you already know this, but be really sparing with the fenugreek leaves. You'll go from Mexico to Sri Lanka real quick.

[Anonymous No.18734487]

This again?
There are no beans in chili. There are no tomatoes in chili. There is no cumin, onion, garlic, salt, or cocoa powder in chili. There is no meat in chili. There is only chili.

[Anonymous No.18734554]

>Texas Curry

Also beans is a filler, saying your chili needs beans is saying your chilli can't stand on it's own.

[Anonymous No.18734769]

>>18734554
Sure, they're a filler. I use them because I like beans, and I truly believe that the best chili makes the best ordnance. When I make chili without, it really doesn't feel like it's missing anything, I just prefer it with. I've made flank and chuck chili with just chilies and salt - just enough water to let it stew to break down the beef - it's probably the most "Authentic" but that was sorely missing cumin, onion and garlic.

[Anonymous No.18734771]

>>18734391
>absolutely seething
not without paprika it wasn't.

[Anonymous No.18734782]

>>18734237
>caring what yuroshits think
>caring what yuroshits think about an American dish

HAHAHAHAHA

Try not to get beheaded on Christmas by Moroccans Hans.

[Anonymous No.18734783]

>>18734771
shh, eat your beefy mac'n'cheese with tomato soup.

[Anonymous No.18734803]

>>18734783
Can beans and no beans fag come together for Christmas to bash on faggot hipsters, beans only, and europeons?

[Anonymous No.18734808]

>>18734783
oh no the bot got stuck in a loop >>18732439

[Anonymous No.18734816]

>>18734803
We probably could, but...
>>18734808
>He told me to eat American Goulash. He must be a bot!
Can we just fuck up this guy's Christmas instead?

[Anonymous No.18734819]

>>18734803
no one is actually a beans only anon, I refuse to believe this.

[Anonymous No.18734823]

>>18727001
real chili looks like shit

[Anonymous No.18734827]

>>18734819
Some vegetarians... is it still beans only if they add tofu, seitan, or whatever bean product?

[Anonymous No.18734828]

>>18725554
More like a beef curry with Mexican spices, which is really just a specific type of spicy stew, but yes that's what chili is.

[Anonymous No.18734831]

>>18727001
You should really see a doctor about that.

[Anonymous No.18734844]

>>18734819
You haven't been paying attention. It's actually official now, like unironically officially official.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb3k0wApWas

[Anonymous No.18735307]

>>18732670
I watched a video called "chili that has won 300 awards" or something like that last night that used brisket. It looked like shit though 2bh.

[Anonymous No.18735332]

seriously though stop putting tomato in your chili. tomato is the gateway drug to beans and corn and everything else people love to fuck chili up with. without tomato you will be forced to actually use the appropriate amount of chilis and then you will be able to understand what the dish is supposed to taste like.

[Anonymous No.18735813]

>>18734771
Yes without paprika it was

[Anonymous No.18735846]

>>18735813
not without paprika and tomatoes it wasn't.

[Anonymous No.18735851]

>>18735332
Fuck off you filthy carnist. Real Chili doesn't have any meat in it.

[Anonymous No.18735979]

>>18735846
you weren't.

[Anonymous No.18736226]

>>18735979
>you weren't

[Anonymous No.18736262]

>>18736226
>you weren't

[Anonymous No.18736295]

>>18735846
Tomatos are not traditionally part of goulash

[Anonymous No.18736303]

>>18736295
the set of dishes that tomatos are not traditionally part of does not include goulash.

[Anonymous No.18736328]

>>18736303
You do not include goulash.

[Anonymous No.18736337]

>>18736303
You're wrong though

[Anonymous No.18736360]

>>18733005
>eat your beans you undoubtedly fat faggots

????????????

buddy, meat eaters are the fattest dietary group in existence. bean eaters are skinnier and live longer. holy fuck you're stupid

[Anonymous No.18736556]

>>18736337
I am never wrong.

[Anonymous No.18736870]

>>18726962
What if I just like both?

[Anonymous No.18737249]

>>18736556
You include wrong.

[Anonymous No.18737821]

>>18736360
that's why I said they should eat their beans. you completely misunderstood my post and then called me stupid, pretty incredible.

[Anonymous No.18737874]

>>18730081
This! It looks like a Gulash and it's usually delicious.

[Anonymous No.18737922]

i am about to demolish a huge bowl of seitan 3 bean chili smothered with cheese with a dollop of sour cream on top.

i am lactose intolerant and you're sharing a bathroom/apartment with me. merry christmas

pic semi related, needs cheese and larger bowl

[Anonymous No.18738464]

>>18737922
Where is the meat at?

[Anonymous No.18738618]

>>18738464
I packed it up and took it home because you're a prude.

[Anonymous No.18738972]

>>18737922
I tried making seitan chili once, but seitan is so fucking dense. It's unreal.

[Anonymous No.18738976]

>>18725554
That is the best goddamn looking chili I've ever seen in my life. I can SEE the flavor

[Anonymous No.18738985]

>>18738972
Not him but:
I've started seeing seitan in my local grocery store, it's always interested me but I've never gotten the opportunity to try it. If you were to try seitan chili again then would you do anything specific? Cut it into smaller pieces or something?

[Anonymous No.18738997]

>>18725554
I'm a native Texan and we just had Frito Chili Pie for motherfuckin Christmas dinner

[Anonymous No.18739009]

>>18738985
I wouldn't suggest buying setian. It's about as easy as making hard-boiled eggs, but the pre-made stuff is obscenely expensive.

You just use less than what you would with a normal protein, I'd say. Small chunks works if you do that. Seitan is just dense. It punches way above its weight. You'll feel full with only a small amount.

[Anonymous No.18739983]

>>18737249
You personify wrong

[Anonymous No.18740138]

>>18739983
Your family name is Wong.
You are Canadian.

[Anonymous No.18740781]

>>18736360
how much of that weight is muscle? BMI would be a better indicator

[Anonymous No.18740791]

>>18738997
Frito Pie is trash.

t. Also a native Texan

[Anonymous No.18740796]

>>18740781
>a person's weight divided by their height squared is a better indicator than a chart depicting weight grouped by height and diet.

[Anonymous No.18740819]

>>18740796
That's not how that works, body composition is more complicated than a basic math question and doesn't take into account things like water weight, bone/muscle density, etc

the more i think about this, it tells me less and less about what it's trying to convey and now i think it's bait

[Anonymous No.18740911]

>>18737821
I love that people on this website are mean even when they agree with you.

[Anonymous No.18740921]

>>18725554
Any stew made with chilis is "chili"

[Anonymous No.18741018]

>>18740819
Body composition is more complicated than a basic math equation. BMI calculation is mass - in kg - over height - in metres - squared. It's why it's not recommended to be taken as accurate for people with lipoedema, bodybuilders, or people with bone density issues.

[Anonymous No.18741021]

>>18740921
Phaal curry is still phaal curry no matter how hard your mother throws her chanclas

[Anonymous No.18741033]

>yuropoors really think there are people out there eating chili without meat and beans
lol? stupid

[Anonymous No.18741040]

>>18741033
They're eating Pörkölt with beans and cumin.

[Anonymous No.18741046]

>>18740921

No its not. The name of the dish is chile con carne which means "chiles with meat". You can't make chili without chili's AND meat.

[Anonymous No.18741053]

>>18741046
I just did

[Anonymous No.18741055]

>>18741053
I call it chili no carne

[Anonymous No.18741066]

>>18741055
without chilies or meat you have no chili no carne, or _

[Anonymous No.18741072]

>>18741066
I have chilis. So its chili

[Anonymous No.18741075]

>>18741072
Chile sin carne :3

[Anonymous No.18741109]

the difference between chili and goulash (both contain ground beef, onions, and tomatoes)
chili contains red kidney beans, mushrooms, and chili powder and is served over white rice
goulash contains american cheese product ("kraft singles or equivalent") and is mixed with elbow macaroni

[Anonymous No.18741132]

>>18741109
You are my favourite troll. I shall pay the toll on this bridge daily.

[Anonymous No.18742616]

>>18733194
Finally someone gets it. Good lord you other guys are retarded as fuck. Good luck to them using their filet steak in a stew lol

[Anonymous No.18742639]

>>18726222