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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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yummy

>> No.18665079

>>18665073
There's a thread for webm containment. Delete this and put it there.

>> No.18665098

>>18665079
make me faggot

>> No.18665101 [DELETED] 

>white """"people""""

>> No.18665117

>>18665073
fuck i thought that was a scrub daddy from the thumbnail

>> No.18665127

>>18665073
Grim

>> No.18665139

>>18665073
Who are all these horrible people? Social media was a mistake.

>> No.18665156

>>18665073
I want women to gtfo the kitchen

>> No.18665188
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>>18665073
Looks like the American version of pic related

>> No.18665968

>>18665188
uma delicia

>> No.18666004

>>18665073
>The whole turd cake is ruined as she takes it out of the pan
>It's the same color inside and out
>The cut while she's reacting to it because she had to spit it out
Masterful. This belongs in a museum.

>> No.18666005

>>18665073
The face in the pan seems to react to what is happening as time goes on.

>> No.18666075

>>18665073
This is a joke. This HAS to be a joke.

>> No.18666083

>>18665073
Why are white people like this?

>> No.18666096

>>18666075
>>18666083
>>18665139

This is, and I am not exaggerating here or making stuff up, a fetish thing.

>> No.18666102

>>18665073
This is a special kind of awful.

>> No.18666107

>>18665188
Culinaria brasileira.

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18666114

>just fucking kill me

>> No.18666119

>>18666096
I hope you are right.

>> No.18666189

I don't get the chips part
why

>> No.18666219

>>18666114
>if only you knew how bad things really are

>> No.18666242

>>18665073
There's a dedicated webm thread for stupid tiktok garbage like this. Stop shitting up the board.

>> No.18666322

>>18666242
brap

>> No.18666362

>>18666096
Is...is there more?

>> No.18666444

>>18666362
It's all over Tiktok. It's some kind of food wasting fetish. I don't get it. They'll make spaghetti on a bare countertop or ice cream floats in the toilet. It's 100% a weird sex thing.

>> No.18666479

>>18665073
tik tok was a mistake
Elon. that's your NEXT target!
kill it with fire!

>> No.18666485

>>18666444
>fetishes have become so obscure a fetish is now watching women incompetently cook in retarded fashion
what the fuck has the internet done to our species

>> No.18666490

>>18665073
If you get to fuck her after the meal it probably tastes a lot better

>> No.18666489

>>18665079
You can't delete threads, newfag.

>> No.18666518 [DELETED] 

all women should be killed

>> No.18666525

>>18666518
>Brought to you by Pfizer™

>> No.18666530

>>18666189
Really joggins the noggin desu

>> No.18666531

>>18666525
kek

>> No.18666670
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18666670

>>18666114
>>18666219

>> No.18666688
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18666688

>>18666670
Better than me.

>> No.18666692

>>18666485
>>18666096
This is an outrage marketing thing. It's not about sex

>> No.18666850

>>18665117
Prolly wouldve tasted better than this atrocity

>> No.18666953

>>18666485
>>18666096
>>18666692
It's neither outrage nor sex. It's burlesque comedy.

>> No.18667322

>>18666688
Checked and as
>>18666219
that poster, I'm honored.

>> No.18667342

>this is dumb
>oh well when you're making something silly like this you'll make compromises to make it look how you want
video continues
>...

>> No.18667433

>>18665073
Just so you know I just close and hide any post about cooking with crisps. You successfully managed to go through the filter this one time. Enjoy.

>> No.18667445

>>18666114
>>18666219
>>18666670
>>18666688
Same thoughts.

>> No.18667819

>>18666114
RIP stephen hawking 1942-2018

>> No.18667836

>>18667819
stephen hawking wasn't even smart. he was just a cripple people felt sorry for

>> No.18667891

>>18666004
>she
Those shoulders, hands, and facial structure lead me to believe that's most likely a troon, if not just a woman that lost the genetic lottery.
I'm banking on it being a troon. It'd fit with how they tend to eat nothing but goyslop and trashy attempts at cooking.

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>>18667836

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>>18667894
>anime poster

>> No.18668613

>>18667819
kek

>> No.18668646

>>18665073
>I have no idea what I'm doing, I'm just putting shit in a pan trying to make something "cute" for my meme recipe

>> No.18668667

>>18666114
>>18666670
>>18666688

Put me in the screencap plz

>> No.18668818

>>18666114
> Daddy?
> I can't see daddy!
> Help me daddy! Helpppp!

>> No.18668937

ban women

>> No.18668969
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>>18666114

>> No.18670342

lol

>> No.18670436
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>>18665073
>mfw

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>>18666688

>> No.18670700

>>18665073
I like how the smiley face slowly turns into a demon.

>> No.18670766

>>18666114
Orale, vatos! Today on Cartel Cooking we have the minced face of one of those putos from down the block guey

>> No.18671763

>>18665073
The juice from the meat cooks the egg.

>> No.18671784

>>18666096
>>18666692
>>18666953
Guys, i think she might just be retarded
It is NOT that deep

>> No.18671890

>>18666114
It looks like it's in pain :(

>> No.18672092

>>18665073
>hamburger face

okay.

>add eggs

nice.

>add potatoe chips

no. stop.

>more chips.

NO. WHY.
>salt and mint and

THE FACE LOOKS ANGRY. WHY DID YOU ANGER IT. ITS TOO LATE. HE COMES.

>> No.18672348

>>18666114
>Darkness imprisoning me
>All that I see, absolute horror
>I cannot live, I cannot die
>Trapped in myself
>Body, my holding cell
>Landmine has taken my sight
>Taken my speech, taken my hearing
>Taken my arms, taken my legs, taken my soul
>Left me with life in hell

>> No.18672403

>>18667891
That's a woman. Girls can have broad shoulders and squareish faces cause these are traits that are passed down from the parents, what you need to be on the lookout are the waist (the shape has to funnel from the top to the bottom, men have straight shapes) and the hips (women's hips point outward to facilitate birth, men's point inwards)

>> No.18672411

>>18665073
>sealtest Canadian milk
kek

>> No.18673475

>>18666688
holy kek

>> No.18673820

>>18672411
Grocery shopping at Circle-K

>> No.18673847
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>>18666688
Pls end his misery

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>>18666688
gaster burger lookin ass

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18674276

oh fug

>> No.18675280

>>18665073
>>18666114
>>18666670
>>18666688
>the yolk getting cooked made it look as if his pupils constricted in sheer horror
Kino.

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18675330

>>18666114
Same energy.

>> No.18675368

>>18674276
haha i hate it when he starts humping you lol

>> No.18675391

>>18675330
>HE'S GETTING ANGRIER!

>> No.18675618

>>18665073
And they say americans had no culinary culture, Take that!

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>>18665073

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>>18666242
>Shitting up the board

>> No.18675642

>>18665073
meh. stuff like this is the /ck/ equivalent of the movies that attempt to be so-bad-its-good but don't understand the earnest mechanics of that genre and fail completely

>> No.18675984

>>18665073
I wonder how long she held that meal before throwing up?

>> No.18676128

>>18674276
i always fucking hated pre-rendered backgrounds in 3d games, looked so shitty. now as an adult it has a nostalgic aspect to it and i appreciate the extra detail it affords but it still looks kinda shitty since the perspective and collisions and stuff feel all fucked

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18676302

>>18666688
Those digits

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>>18666114

>> No.18676766

>>18667891
you spend too much time on 4chan lol i bet you wake up and just sit here all day don't you

>> No.18676985

>>18676128
it didn't look bad on CRTs desu

>> No.18677023

>>18676985
yes it did though? there was always a weird disconnect as i described with the character and the geometry of the landscape. you always felt like walls were invisible because the environment was just a background and wasnt really there. picture quality is irrelevant

>> No.18677039

>>18677023
I said "look", but yeah the collisions were often weird, specially if it wasn't on a fixed top to down perspective.

>> No.18677285

>>18665156
I'm sure I'm a better cook than you, faggot

>> No.18677423

>>18666114
Looks like a harlequin baby

>> No.18677464

>>18665073
>Americans will literally reFry chips
Why are you guys like this?

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>>18676686

>> No.18677585

Anytime I see any short cooking video involving cutting holes into meat, I turn that shit right the fuck off.

>> No.18677677

>>18671784
The curtains are just blue.

>> No.18677699

>>18676686
Funny. That's the exact same thing that I thought.