/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18656628]

How do we solve the "bong" problem?

[Anonymous No.18656641]

>>18656628
Stop letting them live rent free in your head

[Anonymous No.18656645]

>>18656628
Just let them eat their ridiculous food in peace, they earned it

[Anonymous No.18656652]

>>18656641
>>18656645
I cant just let them be. They will drags us down.

[Anonymous No.18656654]

oi m8 ave you not got any brown sauce innit

[Anonymous No.18656743]

>>18656652
needs gravy

[Anonymous No.18656775]

>>18656743
You don't put gravy on a saveloy sausage. They are more like a hot dog with thick skin

[Anonymous No.18656848]

>>18656628
A fucking time machine and a bullet to Roosevelt's head.

[Anonymous No.18656902]

>>18656628
Simple. Rustic. Delicious.

[Anonymous No.18657008]

>>18656628
>>18656652
Oh God make it stop

[Anonymous No.18657010]

>>18656628
fake news. this is an american attempt at making british cuisine

[Anonymous No.18657024]

>>18656628
There is absolutely nothing wrong with British cuisine.

[Anonymous No.18657032]

>>18656902
Beautiful.

[Anonymous No.18657038]

>>18656628
Fockin beaut! Jus like me mum used to make. I would demolish it a d lick the plate afterwards. Not even anglo, just love the beans

[Anonymous No.18657080]

>>18656652
>saveloy and chips
fuckin lovely
>>18656628
pretty sad lookin beans on toast tho

[Anonymous No.18657111]

>>18656652
I can feel my esophagus close up from the dryness

[Anonymous No.18657117]

I'm American but I've always wanted to try fish and chips, sounds like a comfort food

[Anonymous No.18657332]

>>18657008
Its just getting started, anon.

[Anonymous No.18657743]

Not my problem

[Anonymous No.18657746]

>>18656652
wtf ive never seen a sausage like that in a chippy before

[Anonymous No.18657795]

>>18657746
It's a saveloy lad

[Anonymous No.18657800]

>>18657795
mental, looks like something youd buy from an indian its so bright

[Anonymous No.18657944]

>>18656628
You try living on a shitty island poorer than Eastern Europe and then let’s see what your ancestors cooked.

[Anonymous No.18657951]

>>18657008
I think I have found the worst of the worst.

[Anonymous No.18657958]

>>18657951
Uma delicia

[Anonymous No.18658051]

>>18657951
there is literally nothing wrong with this

[Anonymous No.18658055]

>>18656628
That looks pretty alright, enjee el.

[Anonymous No.18658058]

>>18656628
We don't need saving. Our food is alright

[Anonymous No.18658106]

>>18656628
Stop believing your prejudices born from ignorance and imagining that this is all they eat.

[Anonymous No.18658128]

Just moved to the USA from the uk. The food here is a total joke. Supermarkets other than whole foods and maybe trader joe’s are unbearable and restaurants are crap. Suspect American food gives you cancer. There’s also an appalling atmosphere in every restaurant beaches neither the staff or customers have any decorum.

[Anonymous No.18658133]

>>18658128
>USA from the uk
thats what you get for buying rustlers man

[Anonymous No.18658173]

>>18658128
There’s a gradient for everything here. We have extremes of literally everything here. With that being said, you should move back home Ahmed.

[Anonymous No.18658192]

>>18658173
>you should move back home Ahmed.
NTA but ive had nightmares of being stuck in america, i honestly cant think of somehwere "civilised" id hate more to be stuck in than america. ive had nightmares of being stuck in other countries but always america is the worst man. if hes english he probably doesnt want to be in america

[Anonymous No.18658201]

>>18658051
>t. Bongloid

[Anonymous No.18658213]

>>18658173
Your high end places are also trash, with few exceptions like good bbq places. Every us restaurant feels like someone saw one in a film once and then tried to make one out of memory

[Anonymous No.18658218]

>>18658213
americans always tell me olive garden is top tier have you tried there? its meant to be like our nandos

[Anonymous No.18658223]

>>18658058

[Anonymous No.18658323]

>>18658223
I think its "poached" eggs made in one of those little egg coddlers.

[Anonymous No.18658327]

>>18658192
Why are you black?

[Anonymous No.18658335]

>>18658327
my skins pretty fucking milk white mate
why do i wear all black? i dont know i just feel more comfortable with wearing black jeans and black sweaters

[Anonymous No.18658348]

>>18656628
Boycott
Divest
Sanctions

Until they start providing healthcare to trans women

[Anonymous No.18658357]

>>18658218
I’m the guy you’re responding to but I USA Nando’s is unironically better than UK Nando’s but this is because UK Nando’s is geared towards teenagers.

Haven’t gone to an Olive Garden

[Anonymous No.18658392]

>>18657951
Do bongs really eat this?

[Anonymous No.18658426]

>>18656628
You mean people that speak English?
There's nothing to solve there you fuckin' savage.
You're the fucks that should be solved, solved right out of existence unless you're working for us. Dumb nigger.

[Anonymous No.18658438]

>>18658357
>Olive Garden
You don't bring or meet with your mom to bring her to an Olive Garden place, that said my mom loved that place so my bro and I had no choice but I think it was because didn't want to go a better place. In her mind it might have cost us more money and we didn't care about that.
Mom's are kind of goofy and gotta love em.

[Anonymous No.18658440]

>>18658426
>t. Bongloid

[Anonymous No.18658445]

>>18658426
k
keep me posted

[Anonymous No.18659046]

Good morning from across the pond, bongbros. I am eating Heinz beans with a slice of pasteurized American cheese product and a dash of Tabasco. I can say with confidence the dish has been perfected.

[Anonymous No.18659074]

>>18656652
Just say they're not white. They're obviously inferior so by definition can't be white.

[Anonymous No.18659089]

>>18656641
>>18656645
No. Sadly there is no solution to the bongs, but their total extermination. Genocide. Everyone with an ounce of Anglo DNA should be sent to the extermination camps. If they knew how poorly they ate and lived, I truly believe they would simply kill themselves. As Tully said in 60 BC, "They cannot be taught to read, and are the ugliest and most stupid race I ever saw.” And as Ceasar said before him "The Britons are the most ignorant people I have ever conquered. They cannot be taught music.” The vikings usually wiped everyone out whenever they invaded but the British, they felt so sorry for them they eventually felt extreme remorse during their raids they just let them live. Even an evil man like Hitler refrained from all out war with them and showed mercy that he did not spare to any other belligerent in the second world war. I believe with reason it is possible to educate these people to understand their hopeless plight and simply vote for self-genocide as only the British would be able to do it, all others would be disgusted like the vikings, and say, this isn't a man, it's not culpable for its actions therefore should be exempt from the owed sanctions. As such, consensual genocide is the only possible way for bongs to cease. All other options are hopeless.

[Anonymous No.18659092]

>>18656628
Beans on toast is actually quite nice, it's the cheese that's the only part that bothers me about that picture
Most people who get grossed out by baked beans on toast only do that because they haven't actually tried it and the closest thing they can think of is Texas style pinto beans or something like that

[Anonymous No.18659097]

>>18659089
Hitler presumed England would ally with Germany because their monarchs are German and England has a bit of rivalry with Francen

[Anonymous No.18659101]

>>18658392
No. I'm a bong, and I have never eaten this or know of anyone who has.

[Anonymous No.18659109]

>>18659097
Thats what be said but deep down, he felt bad for them. Leaders can't show feelings like this and need to say it in other words.

[Anonymous No.18659134]

>>18657117
Fish and chips are great. I really like cod for it. When you do get around to trying it, malt vinegar is a MUST. A lot of Americans skip out on that detail and don't know what they're missing

[Anonymous No.18659196]

>>18658058
Every times a Brit posts a pic of their food the picture is gloomy and darkly lit. You people are like real life horror movie creatures.

[Anonymous No.18660211]

>>18658392
It's a meme made by an American, anon

[Anonymous No.18660269]

>>18657951
>I think I have found the worst of the worst
Well done! We have never ever seen this before.

[Anonymous No.18660276]

>>18660211
Place of origin says UK though

[Anonymous No.18660337]

>>18659134
haddock is the best for fish and chips but a pain to get outside of britain

[Anonymous No.18660362]

>>18656654
My preference is Worcestershire sauce for cheese on toast.

[Anonymous No.18660446]

>>18657332
what is the appeal of posting these two gay guys all the time? genuinely curious

[Anonymous No.18660641]

>>18657117
It's fish with chips. There are fish and potatoes in America.

[Anonymous No.18660663]

>>18657795
don't get them up norf

[Anonymous No.18660838]

>>18658058

[Anonymous No.18660867]

[Anonymous No.18660917]

>>18659196
We live in a dark and gloomy kingdom. Have mercy on us.
Posting some random British food I cooked because I might as well. Here's some pan seared lamb's heart with pickled walnut sauce.
>>18659092
I've never understood the reactions to beans on toast. It's just so...inoffensive. It's the kind of food you give to picky kids because it's bland.

[Anonymous No.18660920]

>>18656628
switch to hash

[Anonymous No.18660930]

>>18660917
Here's some simple roast chicken

[Anonymous No.18660946]

>>18660917
Here's some noodles on toast.
I'm gay BTW if that matters..

[Anonymous No.18660965]

>>18660930
Here's a kipper salad
>>18660946
We won't be using lube tonight

[Anonymous No.18660968]

>>18660965
Rip

[Anonymous No.18660974]

>>18659046
No, perfection includes brown sauce (HP).

[Anonymous No.18660977]

>>18660337
We get haddock in leafistan.

[Anonymous No.18661410]

>>18658392
When I was a younger bong, hungover from a rough night... I'd go to a "caff" and have a fry up.

The best part of which would be bubble in fried slice sandwich, with lots of extra pepper and cheap brown sauce.

Bubble is like a mash potato hash with cabbage for the culturally bereft

[Anonymous No.18661502]

>>18660930
The drumstick looks good. What's the potato and mushroom-looking medley?

[Anonymous No.18661566]

>>18661410
I would not be talking shit about any other country at this point if I were british

[Anonymous No.18661575]

>haha bongs are so bad at food
>I'm just gonna get a slice of apple pie after my burger which I preceded with a bad of chips and wash it down with eggnog haha all those non British foods haha

[Anonymous No.18661773]

>>18661502
Well, you're not wrong lol, it's a potato and mushroom medley. There's also a slice of bacon peeking out there, and I'm pretty sure I drizzled the whole thing with some kind of brandy pan sauce.
>>18661575
Don't forget the macaron- I mean, mac n cheese.

[Anonymous No.18661803]

>>18661575
>Reee I have to be different from the Americans
>Starts eating smack barm pey wet

[Anonymous No.18663067]

>>18660917
the oily cheese slices are incredibly offensive. the entire british empire needs to be firebombed

[Anonymous No.18663073]

>>18656654
You mean salad cream

[Anonymous No.18664591]

bumo

[Anonymous No.18665978]

>>18659196

[Anonymous No.18666385]

>>18658348
Great...The Troon woke up the JIDF Algo.
Gud Jearb Homsar!!

[Anonymous No.18666548]

>>18657332
I... I don't understand this...

[Anonymous No.18666563]

>>18658357
Fuck olive garden, nandos is much better if you're gonna eat at some chain restaurant.

[Anonymous No.18667620]

>>18657795
>>18656652
where's the curry though

[Anonymous No.18667627]

>>18656628
>beans on toast
>pinto beans and corn bread
>bean burrito

What do these have in common, anon?

[Anonymous No.18667640]

>>18667627
beans

[Anonymous No.18667649]

>>18656628
I guarantee OP eats goyslop regularly